/biz/ - Business & Finance

Welcome, anon, we've been expecting you.

The hour's late, but the party is just getting started. I'm crabby, your host for a sophisticated little soirée with Jazz, stimulating conversation, beautiful ladies, and more Jazz

no wojak
time for snibby

Is this guy back? I hate this fucking guy. With his stupid little snibs and his smug face.

Press B to boil

>>18295090
Goodnight
*Snib*

Crab = short vix, short gamma

SVXY moon

>>17919099
>bears are bobos
>bulls are mumus
Does crab-sama have a name?

>>17908295
No

Newfag here. Is now a good time to get into finance? :^)

>>17837959
>Dont want bulls/bears to answer. Want something inbetween

Good evening, fine gentlemen.

>>17666996
no way, fed fuckery too strong. And I am NOT happy about it

>>17620769
We are legion.

>>17603769
Just a cool wave. Nothing else.

>>17566436
Hmmm, the bulls are just bullshiting themselves.

*TINK TINK TINK*

Ahem

The question is: will 2020s or 2030s be "The Lost Decade" for the US? At least we can still profit with covered calls during the Crab Decade.

>mfw just found out that many hedge funds still in denial mode with their long positions
friday is going to be and epic meme

Here comes the bumbling retards that see futures edging up 0.5% after hours and think it's over

I have a Roth IRA, 401(k), Roth 401(k), 203(k), Traditional IRA, 2 HSAs, and 3 investment accounts not including crypto and inherited accounts. I buy each leg of my option spreads individually and buy/sell a spread at least once a day. I hope some autistic government wagey goes through every line of my 15 or so 1099s, some with hundreds of pages. He's going to try his damndest to find an error because my tax filings have at least 10 red flags on them. He won't. But just the thought of it makes my penis very hard.

I'm glad gold shits on people that think they can flee to it at the last minute. Very based commodity

*ahem*

I just watched The Big Short, and basically, can anyone set me up with some student loan credit default swaps?

Crabfrens, we've been suffering from directional movement for months now, and I don't wanna get prematurely euphoric, but who else is ready to call this as a full-fledged crab breakout??

Not to tear you away from the crabbing action on the charts, but let's just take a moment to raise our glasses. We made it!

Post your calls!

I say:
- $9,700 by midnight Pacific
- $9,600 Sunday
- $9,750 Monday
- $9,600 Tuesday
- $9,500 Wednesday
- $9,650 Thursday
- $9,600 Friday

Too optimistic?

Can we stop crabbing and start doing something?