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>>17497651

Who buys a motherfucking $8-10 gallon jug of milk? Where in the fuck are you morons living, Death Valley?

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>If I put it in log scale it looks logarithmic

That doesn't apply here, retard

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Not going to be a popular answer but, at this stage of the market cycle, I'd say something like VTV. Index funds are boring but they're basically guaranteed 8-9% YoY returns.

I was really high on Microsoft a couple of years ago but at this stage its stock has gotten pumped hard and I'd be too scared to recommend it.

I still think they're the hidden gem of the big tech stocks at this point (if there are any). A VERY diversified, robust, and mature company that happened to find a great CEO who wants to modernize the company. They've been on a big comeback from the Ballmer years.

If you really want to ride the lightning, pour your money into something like SSO. 2x leveraged fund that tracks the SP500. Should do big things over the next 10 years even if we hit a big pullback or two. A recession however could wipe out your funds momentarily.

I've decided I don't want to be the fag that invested lots of money into a leveraged fund for years of his life then watched it disappear in a crash so I'm mostly in boring stuff. SPY and VTV.

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>fractionize the stocks to distribute on the millennials, then dump it

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>>17040572
>>17040558
you'll need to find a brokerage for your own country, you can't just open a brokerage account in any country, because there are capital controls and rules about transferring/laundering money internationally, etc. etc.

nevertheless, some brokerages offer an international brokerage account that lets you buy stocks in other countries' markets. I don't know if you'll be able to find a brokerage in your country that lets you open an international brokerage account to buy US stocks, or not. You'll have to Google around and research that for yourself.

if no brokerage in your country offers an international brokerage account, you might still be able to buy stock in a few large US companies that are listed on your country's stock market via depository shares.

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>20% of China and the West Coast of the US are eliminated before the plague finally fizzles out

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>>16954208

If lowering my taxes, protecting the border, and sticking it to China while pissing off every blue haired kike and tranny in New York City is "Jewish" then call me Shlomo Sheklingburg

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>>16368513
based

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>>16258684
>suicide stack: $100,000 usd?
>make it stack: $1,000,000?
>fck you money: $10 mil +?
100 link suicide stack
1000 link make it stack
10,000 link fuck you money

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>>16251430
t. 55k

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>>16248123

Good joke. Andrew Yang is totally going to conjure $1,000/month for all 300 million people in the US out of thin air and with no additional taxes whatsoever. Furthermore, that isn't going to boost inflation incredibly, rendering the entire thing moot.


Time to have a glass of cyanide, anon.

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Do go on, good chum!

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>>15879183
>You'll be able to stake up to 10k LINK per lp after a year

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>>15869323
Excerpts From a Post: It is all very real. I know what I am telling you is true. There are others here as well.

...So the man that did return came and made his claim and made it in such a way as to be a good time joke. So he was at first observed. Some people are such observed by secret societies as if they were the television programs of the day for the elite. And such was the case of this nobody.

However the story just kept growing over decades, and it has more twists, that it gained more ground in the conscious state of the planet. However the story had problems such that the nobody was seemingly unaware that he himself was a product of the dark order of the evil end of secret societies. They thought he was a mind control slave going mad. They thought many things of him but they were wrong because their minds betrayed them as they were acting as their own bias gatekeepers from the truth.

Even now their wispers credit him for being some type of super genius pulling off a feat so great it is mind bending, but that's just their own minds not willing to see that he was in fact telling the truth the whole time.

... there are forces. These forces can be effected by the free will event that is in the human condition...

And this "Nobody" who started out being more a joke then jester slowly over time became a well known (professor) of things beyond their understandings. Things they have had to pay dearly to find out and even in their knowledge are only babes learning. And the nobody knows more then them. And they don't know how. But some are finding the faith required to see it.

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>>15853921
I love how you have a collection of these pictures

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>>15828828
>>15828819

This is just poop on a screen at this point. The final phase of a socialist's "argument", stomping their feet and saying you're stupid over and over again.

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>>15812731
"rich retard" please

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>>15812347
Im all ears anon

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>>15793041
Patience my child

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>>15773772

Imagine if Obama was held to this level of scrutiny. Any little thing that could be taken out of context and construed as "against the law" immediately and gleefully weaponized against him by the mass liberal media syndicate.

Here's the real news flash: No one gives a fuck. Everyone has tuned your retarded asses out. Trump is winning 2020 and you're going to have to go back to winning on actual politics and not scandal fabrications.

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>>15752321
of every retarded shitcoin I've seen pajeeted all over this board, Zuckbucks is officially the stupidest one.

it's a literal joke coin. it's not even a funny joke coin like n*coin or pepecash. yet people on this board are buying it thinking that someone else will be retarded enough to buy an unfunny joke coin at a higher price.

I remember when shitcoins at least pretended to have a real-world use case. to have gone from that to shilling literal joke coins on /biz/ really underscores the absolute state we're in.

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>>15660806

I've realized there really is no happy ending for feelings. Either she leaves you (really sad), cheats on you (really sad), or you see her die someday (really sad). In any scenario you've become dependent on something impermanent and non reliable.

The independent life is a little hollow sometimes but at least you don't have to feel that soul crushing sensation of loss.

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