/biz/ - Business & Finance

Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
Binance will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy LINKs will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
LINK will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every noLINKer's eyes will watch. The tiny LINK cube on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen, their cubes will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing binance or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the noLINKer's soul to shiver..and scream.
Biz will be filled with LINK memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of noLINKers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and noLINKer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever

>>22884532
10/10

Haha, i am so rich from chainlink. All the losers who panic sold at $7 can btfo. Link going to $40 next. Only redditors and cucks don't believe in chainlink

AAAAAND WE'RE BACK

WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF FUCKING CHRIST WAS THAT!!!!!!!!??????????

Everyone, it's safe to start filling your bags or going long.

European markets went up steadily today, Bitcoin has a chance to paint a double bottom rejection of sub-10k levels as we hit nearly the same price as during the weekend. Because Europe was green today, US markets should be too as the futures open in about 6 hours. There is a good chance here for Bitcoin as Greyscale buying resumes, too.

WE ARE ALL, ALL IN, IN THIS TOGETHER

DO NOT UNDER ESTIMATE THE POWER OF POSITIVE THOUGHT! ESPECIALLY COLLECTIVE POSITIVE THOUGHT!

THIS TOKEN IS GOING TO REACH $1,000 EASILY!
HOLD THAT THOUGHT AND VISUALIZE IT IN YOUR MIND EVERYDAY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE STARTING NOW AND IT WILL MANIFEST INTO REALITY. DO IT! I'M NOT JOKING!

VISUALIZE AS OFTEN AND AS DETAILED AS POSSIBLE!

>>22222222

CHAINLINK 81K EODECADE.

>>22153610

>>21997913
100% LINK.

45 minutes.

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1296910690930896896

Was there a lot of memes here when Portnoy bought LINK? I missed it it seems

>>21738106
i hope you bought the dip then kid, you get 1 shot at making it

чтo этo былo?

Just so I can determine the type of anons on this board currently.

Are you currently buying, selling or holding LINK?

If buying or selling, what's the trading pair?

Please leave reasons out of it, no one cares about your opinion.
Lurkers please post a single word.

You are only allowed to post iit if you bought below 13.12$ and have a fat >45 stack. Reddit newfags stay out.

>>21520730
Nobody knows anything about staking yet and we won't until it's announced.

>>21520740
because it's not out the question that they could use Link, but for whatever reason this image seems more and more fabricated every time I look at it. Dunno why. Can't be assed to go look it up.

>>21520756
fuckin based, mad respect. My old man did that exact thing in Korea on the nuclear missile trucks they had posted up there.
>>21520802
based and familypilled. It doesn't have to be lonely at the top.
probably did misqoute, the later it gets the more delusional I am

Looking for the Brazilian time traveler post when LINK hits 81k. asking for a fren

>>21482172

I think he means Cardano. Once the smart contracts and governance protocol are out (both this year), the project should finally blow up and be essentially better than ETH in every aspect. DEFI projects can transfer and not suffer insane fees.

Cardano painstakingly yet successfully transferred into proof of stake, so the hard part is over. Smart contracts are way easier and are coming this year.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>>21478773
Aaaaah

Alright, gonna flip $250 from ETH to into scamcoins. Doesn't matter if they go to zero, this is fun money. I'm thinking VID-T has Pajeet potential left, and maybe Request Network or that new hot scam STAT?

>>21427394
I'm really excited for you all

>>21402990
I bought at 16.75. Am I gonna make it bros?