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>tfw you literally have to be 140+ Iq to understand how big chainlink will be
>tfw if you’re all in link you not only have a big future bank you have a big brain right now

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People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK

>>16282543
Based as fuck post fren.

Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there, I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with the white paper bands, like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon, and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them, flicked his Zippo, and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

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STINKY LINKY FEES YO

>>16148036
Tee oma paska tööd edasi ja teeni oma max €1k kuus samal ajal kui mu 19k LINK stack muutub 1+ miljon euroks.

Only chads who market buy LINK are allowed to post in this thread. Limit order virgin faggots not welcome.

Chase a dip
Never swing a LINK

>>15910768
>buying boomer bags
>getting married
never gonna make it.

>>15899999
Epic

>>15898139
NEVER CHASE A BITCH

>link price peaks at $500 in 2021
>people who fell for the 1000 EOY meme have to wait ANOTHER FOUR YEARS to make it
What are the chances of this happening?

>>15860242
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm3mCyhO35o

>>15840608
Chase a dip
Never swing a LINK

>>15827587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm3mCyhO35o

>>15761393

When the possibility of making it actually feels real to you, you start to worry about losing your money somehow. How does one manage this anxiety?

>>15700411
DAS RITE

>>15638594
STRAP IN MARINES
WE MOONING

>>15637222
>rectally administered super powers
nice

>>15612692
/thread

>>15576835
So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you are nulinker who can't stand little faggot dump... and the fact that I've got 100k Links and NEVER FUCKING SELLING...should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

>>15528954
DAS RITE NIGGA

>>15457192
>he literally doesnt know