/biz/ - Business & Finance

trufflecon + PSD2 are the big obvious ones... besides that no one fucking knows kek. you newfags still have time to accumulate some relatively cheap linkies.

>>14536653
it's all a simulation

>>14534130
It’s only structuring if you can’t prove where the money comes from, Coinbase is a pretty safe medium that shows the bank “hey this guy bought these funds from here” since coin base is connected to your bank account you should have bank records of your Coinbase purchases( I have almost a hundred verifiable purchases from the bank). It’s a slightly more grey area if you purchased a mix of crypto via Coinbase your bank account and paper cash via coin flip BTC ATM’s. I’m a little worried about that aspect as I’ve been using both avenues. Chain link listed on normiebase is unironically a game changer.

>>14531951
We may have our own dances on the yacht party but this is a personally victory dance in the solitude of our homes the moment that fat check hits whatever medium you choose. Is there a stack requirement for the yacht party?
>>14532028
I let out an audible KEK from my wage cage at this, the lesson fren is to be nice to the wagies. Sure they laughed and called us names but who will be laughing when they have to work for another 60 years while we dance in the streets? Have some sympathy fren.

This train just can’t be stopped can it lads? Say it with me:
WE WILL ESCAPE WAGE SLAVERY 1K EOY!!!!!

>>14513652
THIS WE WILL ESCAPE THE WAGE CAGE LINK IS THE CATALYST. 1k EOY

>>14513444
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

$1000 EOY IS FUD

>>14483636
>mfw the god protocol enables all 3

TAKE ME DOWN TO THE CHAINLINK CITY

WHEN THE ORACLES ARE CENTRALIZED AND THE JSONS ARE PARSED

This truly is the greatest timeline.
>Mainnet released
>LINK shout-out from Google while plebbititcoins struggle to spam tweets about their literal who "partnerships"
>LINK on Coinbase
>If you listened to the shills at any point over the last 2 years we've been preaching to you, you're up a MINIMUM of 5x on your LINK investment
>One of the biggest LINK haters, Craig "Pajeetoshi" Wright, is on his way to being found guilty and is embarrassing himself by throwing a temper tantrum in a court room like a child
>Plebbit shitcoin bagholders are on suicide watch after realizing they diversified into cucked alts that have them -80% on their investment while we hid LINK from them and successfully fudded LINK on their site to make it seem like a scam so they couldn't share in our gains.
>BTC has successfully survived yet another bear market and is in the "Disbelief/This is a suckers rally!" phase, which will inevitably lead to higher and higher prices for Chainlink.
W-we're really gonna make it goys. I'm about to fucking cry, I can't believe life can be this perfect. After all the suffering, all the FUD, all the plebbit retards saying LINK would never see real world adoption like "le nano," all it took was some ever so spicy memes and unbreakable trust in our lord and savior sergey and we have all made it to the promised land as he said we would!!!

Do you remember when we drained the Binance Hot wallet and people went crazy in their telegram?

Those were the days!

we are all in this together

>>14244139
We call this the Omega-Incel COPE filter. Which coin are you holding that you're still in the red on while we enjoy our sweet sweet gains?

New bank shattering application You know when you pay for something and you don't want to use your creditcard because of fees? So you go and do a wire transfer straight from your bank to another one.
But then you usually have to wait a couple of days or even a week if it's international and you are unlucky.
Well. ChainLINK is the solution to that. A bank (or third party application) could just feed the information from Bank A that you made a wire transfer to Bank B. And then through ChainLINK combining that data with a smart contract Person that has Bank B account gets paid that money immediately and so the vendor/friend/whatever that uses Bank B knows that he got paid even though he hasn't received the money yet and thus can give the guy from Bank A his goods/whatever immediately. Thus cutting out Creditcards/Wire transaction time and everything WITHOUT having to use cryptocurrency per-se as the end user.
THIS is why LINK is the most talked about coin on /biz/ since ETH. Because it'll be a game changer.
Sure you can say "There is no guarantee it will be adopted" or "Why won't every of those businesses not just program their own solution".
But I could say the same thing about ETH "What if smartcontracts won't get adopted?" "Can't companies not just program their own smartcontract services?"

Holy shit we're pampin boys!!

>>14027777
Checked

The first transaction got dubs

>>13778748
it's too late. I give you glorious bastards credit though. you literally memed it into realtity.

>>13586238
Lots of us all around the world.Remember to get back home to the yacht party when we make it. Hvar 2020.

link anon here
roasties hit up my boy nopants

I'M NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER FUCKING EVER SELLING MY LINK

>>13422215
I wuv my chainwink frens

>>13162065
you know what to /do/