/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Squeeze? Unsquoze
>Shares? Hodl
>Hands? Diamond
>Dip? Bought
>Finances? Secured
>Moon? On target
>Stonk? Laddered
>Market? Crashing
>Shills? Called nigger
>Hedgies? Fucked
>Wall Street? Occupied

Repeat after me
STILL.
NOT.
SELLING.

>Squeeze? Unsquoze
>Shares? Hodl
>Hands? Diamond
>Dip? Bought
>Finances? Secured
>Moon? On target
>Stonk? Laddered
>Market? Crashing
>Shills? Called nigger
>Hedgies? Fucked
>Wall Street? Occupied

Repeat after me
STILL.
NOT.
SELLING.

>he owns massive debts in government backed currency that he used to purchase crypto currency

>>27529546
here here
i lost my entire portfolio on AMC, BB, NOK, SLV, and DOGE like a true investing chad

>Stonks? Hedl
>Dip? Bought
>Hands? Diamond
>Squeeze? Unsquoze
>Hedgies? Fucked
>Shills? Ignored
>Market? Crashing
>Finances? Secured

STILL.
NOT.
SELLING.

>Stonks? Hedl
>Dip? Bought
>Hands? Diamond
>Squeeze? Unsquoze
>Hedgies? Fucked
>Shills? Ignored
>Market? Crashing
>Finances? Secured

STILL.
NOT.
SELLING.

>GME
>a fool and his money are soon departed
that's why I went all in on AMC

Germanfag here. Sold all my AMC in the morning for 18$. Enjoy holding my bags.

>>27218069
It's hilarious watching normalshits on TikTok taking about "going to da moon!" and taking our memes. Dumb fucks actually bought the top.

>>27203155
hookers and blow
then suicide

>>27156534
based
you're my hero

nice meme circles, still not selling
fuck the kikes

>>26866099
Absolutely

The whole GME mess is extremely bullish for crypto. Normies will completely lose trust over central banks and the money will flow straight into bitcoin.

(1/3)
Are you a redditor? Are you looking into /biz/ because you're finally ready to make some REAL gains from crypto? Do you want to park your GME gains in crypto for the crypto bull run? Good for you! We are in an unprecedented time in history where investors can make 100-1000x gains in a year. Despite what you may think, YOU ARE STILL EARLY TO CRYPTO. We have a long way to go. Now that BTC has pumped for a second time normies are finally getting the hint that crypto isn't some scam, it's here to stay! Join us in our glorious golden bullrun, START HERE!
>Okay but I dont know how cypto works
Great news, you don't need to know. Most of us neither know nor are intelligent enough to undestand cryptograohy or the complex math behind it. All you need to know is that crypto deflates instead of inflating like normal currency. There is a finite supply. This is why you will commonly see BTC price predictions for $100k+ EOY: they can only go up in value with demand. It is truly a revolutionary technology/ store of value- and an opportunity to make money like this may not happen again for generations.
>Okay so what cryptos do I buy?
Good question anon! Right now, we are post BTC pump- meaning it is altcoin season. If you go back and look at charts from 2017/2018, you will see that altcoins pump in a similar manner to bitcoin- but on a delay of a few months to a year after BTC has pumped. As you would guess, since BTC has already pumped you should be buying alts to capitalize on the gains that are soon to come. Buying BTC now is not wise, as it will likely be sideways/ bearish for a long time.

>>26736693
Yes

>After a vote from the board members GME will be allocating 25% of their cash treasury to BTC with the help of Microstrategy's Michael Saylor
this thing is going to rip to 1k

bros im legitimately excited, haven't felt this way in a while desu

>>26652234
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK JANNIES

>zoomers play on the stock market
>jews halt trading
>money flows into crypto and the whole market explodes

(1/3)
Are you a redditor? Are you looking into /biz/ because you're finally ready to make some REAL gains from crypto? Do you want to park your GME gains in crypto for the crypto bull run? Good for you! We are in an unprecedented time in history where investors can make 100-1000x gains in a year. Despite what you may think, YOU ARE STILL EARLY TO CRYPTO. We have a long way to go. Now that BTC has pumped for a second time normies are finally getting the hint that crypto isn't some scam, it's here to stay! Join us in our glorious golden bullrun, START HERE!
>Okay but I dont know how cypto works
Great news, you don't need to know. Most of us neither know nor are intelligent enough to undestand cryptograohy or the complex math behind it. All you need to know is that crypto deflates instead of inflating like normal currency. There is a finite supply. This is why you will commonly see BTC price predictions for $100k+ EOY: they can only go up in value with demand. It is truly a revolutionary technology/ store of value- and an opportunity to make money like this may not happen again for generations.
>Okay so what cryptos do I buy?
Good question anon! Right now, we are post BTC pump- meaning it is altcoin season. If you go back and look at charts from 2017/2018, you will see that altcoins pump in a similar manner to bitcoin- but on a delay of a few months to a year after BTC has pumped. As you would guess, since BTC has already pumped you should be buying alts to capitalize on the gains that are soon to come. Buying BTC now is not wise, as it will likely be sideways/ bearish for a long time.

Who should we cast for the inevitable film about the biggest short squeeze in the last 2 decades?

(1/3)
Are you a redditor? Are you looking into /biz/ because you're finally ready to make some REAL crypto gains? Do you want to park your GME gains in crypto for the bull run that will be starting within the month? Good for you! We are in an unprecedented time in history where investors can make 100-1000x gains in a year. Despite what you may think, YOU ARE STILL EARLY TO CRYPTO. We have a long way to go. Now that BTC has pumped for a second time normies are finally getting the hint that crypto isn't some scam, it's here to stay! Join us in our glorious golden bullrun, START HERE!
>Okay but i dont know how cypto works
Great news, you don't need to know. Most of us neither know nor are intelligent enough to undestand cryptograohy or the complex math behind it. All you need to know is that crypto deflates instead of inflating like normal currency. There is a finite supply. This is why you will commonly see BTC price predictions for $100k+ EOY, it is truly a revolutionary technology/ store of value- and an opportunity to make money like this may not happen again for generations
>Okay so what cryptos do I buy?
Good question anon! Right now, we are post BTC pump- meaning it is altcoin season. If you go back and look at charts from 2017/2018, you will see that altcoins pump in a similar manner to bitcoin- but on a delay of a few months to a year after BTC has pumped. As you would guess, since BTC has already pumped you should be buying alts to capitalize on the gains that are soon to come. Buying BTC now is not wise, as it will likely be sideways/ bearish for a long time.

>dad still files my taxes at 20
>he just pays them for me
>mfw free untaxed shit tier daytrading
He's gonna have to pay alot this year, we'll see how much longer this lasts