/biz/ - Business & Finance

March 1st, 2019
8 different Chainlink ETF's are accepted.

November 7th, 2040
Jews have taken over the world and your mind is inside a simulation

would you trust this man with your money?

sybil attacks are solved by penalizing the nodes link tokens and reputation
my only concern is scaling, does link negate scaling by it's way of nature (just being a collection of api's), someone please refute scaling for chainlink

ahh, 3rd q 2018, the nostalgia i feel has it's own bittersweet edge to i
you don't know what's going on behind the scenes, not even the tiniest drop of it kek

ethereum did what it did because we thought it could do what link can
god bless the russian prodigies, shoutout to steve ellis for doing everything

I'm putting together a team

For the last god damn time, THIS is Satoshi.

>>10644463
>larping about trying to rid this board of the very man who holds the future of his financial freedom in his hands

My name is Sergey Nazarov. I live in a SWIFT prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Rory. (S)he looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a cryptocurrency army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Steve and I said stinky or linky as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a SWIFT nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Rory's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Vladimir, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Daniel, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Boring has an oddly round ass. Tom Gonser at SIBOS had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Ari Juels and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.

>>10599502
This is it.
People don't have a clue of how powerful this shit can be.
Iron hands, gentlemen.
See You on the other side

>>10592804
what the fuck

mainnet is planned to be released before sibos this year where swift will announce they are using chainlink to monetize their api

>>10505728
not anymore, pic related knows the current systems flaws and will rebalance the wealth distribution in a profitable way for both parties

>>10483006
Just so you know, when I make posts about ChainLink I mispell it on purpose to avoid your and other bizraelis filters.
Can't leave you being poor anon, we are all brothers here <3

I literally can't stand linkies. Their toxic attitude has poluted this board and now shit is beyond repair. Yeah, RIP /biz/. I have to say I'm one of those who dilligently skips every thread with a slight mention of Chainlink. However, I've recently noticed that the disgusting linkies are now bullying a random Asian girl just because she works for chainlink. So I had to say something.

I came here to say this:
FUCK CHAINLINK
FUCK EVERY CHAINLINK HOLDER
KILL YOURSELVES BEFORE ITS TOO LATE
I REPEAT: KILL YOURSELVES NOW
KILL
YOURSELVES
NOW
YES, NOW
END IT, PLEASE

Thank you.

>Shit when I have to shit because I am not someone elses bitch.

I'm gay and I want to know how cryptocutrency can benefit the LGBTQ community.

NOW

>>10409974

>>10394075

FUCK ALL CHAINLINK HOLDERS
STOP POSTING HERE AND GTFO

So I see lots of people ITT saying shit like "I don't exist" or "there is no self" or "the reality you have constructed around you is based on information that may or may not be accurate" and shit like that, so I'm going to have to educate you people on how Philosophers think.
See, we're obviously not existing for the sake of doing it, it's to get a bunch of people' attention to what they think is themselves. While quibbling, we aren't thinking about getting right, we're thinking about how brilliant we would look doing this on text. We do this type of shit all the time, like when we have no idea about what we're talking about and yet give our opinion about it. When we do that, we want ourselves to be the main focus and frantically looked for an excuse to talk about anything and prove existence through existing. All we got to do is think selfishly in our place and we could understand the entire point of our posting such things.

>>existing without proof

Fuck Chainlink holders and please kill yourselves.

So I see lots of people ITT saying shit like "I don't exist" or "there is no self" or "the reality you have constructed around you is based on information that may or may not be accurate" and shit like that, so I'm going to have to educate you people on how Philosophers think.
See, we're obviously not existing for the sake of doing it, it's to get a bunch of people' attention to what they think is themselves. While quibbling, we aren't thinking about getting right, we're thinking about how brilliant we would look doing this on text. We do this type of shit all the time, like when we have no idea about what we're talking about and yet give our opinion about it. When we do that, we want ourselves to be the main focus and frantically looked for an excuse to talk about anything and prove existence through existing. All we got to do is think selfishly in our place and we could understand the entire point of our posting such things.

>>existing without proof

So I see lots of people ITT saying shit like "I don't exist" or "there is no self" or "the reality you have constructed around you is based on information that may or may not be accurate" and shit like that, so I'm going to have to educate you people on how Philosophers think.
See, we're obviously not existing for the sake of doing it, it's to get a bunch of people' attention to what they think is themselves. While quibbling, we aren't thinking about getting right, we're thinking about how brilliant we would look doing this on text. We do this type of shit all the time, like when we have no idea about what we're talking about and yet give our opinion about it. When we do that, we want ourselves to be the main focus and frantically looked for an excuse to talk about anything and prove existence through existing. All we got to do is think selfishly in our place and we could understand the entire point of our posting such things.

>>existing without proof