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Sing Sergey, Sing

>>12963104
you may miss an opportunity but theres almost always another opportunity waiting.
you just have to not be blinded by your failures.

>first rule of project mainnet is you do not stop talking about project mainnet.
>second rule of project mainnet is you DO NOT stop talking about project mainnet.

He does underground rap battles too

>>12832972
the boomerpill
>No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide.
i can tell theres alot of people realizing this and leaving. i know this i feel it but im stubborn so im still here. but this place has always been a time waster.
whatever board however 'good' it was, was never useful/helpful.

Yo
Yo, yo, check this one out
The name's Sergey
But you, sir, are GAY
(crowd: OOOOHHH)
My chainlink's tamper proof
But you is just a poof
Witnet, Mobius, Oraclize
Witness how I euthanize
All my lame ass competitors
I'm a fat ass eating burgors
Big mac, big belly
More money than skelly
My oracles got more reliability
Than Thomas Bertani
Dumb spic playing the ukulele
While my cult's posting pepe
My maintnet dropping q1
Nigma ain't even ready for twenty twenty one!
I got Gavin, Lubin and Swift
You gon' be jumpin' off a cliff!
*mic drop*
*crowd cheers*

They need time to develop after mainnet. Which actually means mainnet is close.

>I'm bout ta end a million peoples' whole career.

>>12707831
Scaling is a non issue when using the Chainlink oracle network as it is designed to handle offchain computation for Ethereum. All the work and hard lifting can be done offchain and the answers can be written back the Ethereum chain. this will 1. lower gas fees and 2. instantly help Ethereum network scale faster

Chainlink is the standard

>>12607594
crypto was the beginning, now its move out of /technology/, its called project main net

>>12457061
>Check it
>Name's Sir-gay but bitches already know me
>Came inside your sis but never told her I'm Satoshi
>Exit scammed NXT because I had a better vision
>Meme'd a couple thousand NEETS to get them caught up with my mission
>Now I'm chillin in the Caymans cashing checks and closing deals
>Bout to change the fucking world but before I forget
>Fuck niggers, jannies, kikes - I don't even regret
>By the end of this pump you nonbelievers drown in tears
>CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO END A MILLION PEOPLE'S WHOLE CAREERS

You don't have enough. Whatever amount is in your wallet right now is enough to, at most, net you a few hundred k. You'll have enough to retire maybe a decade before you normally would, but still have to put in years and years of wagecucking.

You'll fall juuust short of the anons who put in just a little bit more, or invested just a little bit earlier, so you'll have the pain of watching them all partying in the bahamas in their 20s from the discomfort of your cubicle.

>>12417777

>you are not your job, you are not the contents of your btc wallet, you are not your fucking cargo shorts
>we are the all shilling, all shitpost memeing linkmarines

>i see all this potential
>go damn it an entire generation pumping shitcoins and getting dumped on. working at mcdonalds, wagecucking without permission to quit.
>our great depression is our lives
>weve all been raised on ICOs to believe that all one day we'de all be millionaires and lambo owners and billionaires.
>but we wont, and the justing just wont stop
i love you

>I'M BOUT TA END A MILLION PEOPLES' WHOLE CAREER

>I'm bout ta end a million peoples' whole career.

>you are not your job, you are not the contents of your btc wallet, you are not your fucking cargo shorts
>we are the all shilling, all shitpost memeing linkmarines

>i see all this potential
>go damn it an entire generation pumping shitcoins and getting dumped on. working at mcdonalds, wagecucking without permission to quit.
>our great depression is our lives
>weve all been raised on ICOs to believe that all one day we'de all be millionaires and lambo owners and billionaires.
>but we wont, and the justing just wont stop

>I'm bout ta end a million peoples' whole career.

>the first rule of Project Mainnet is you do not stop talking about chainlink
>the second rule of Project Mainnet is you do not stop talking about chainlink

>>12187167
I'm actually more qualified to talk about this than most anons. I'm employed with a cyber-techno machinations company, I do a lot of security analyst programming type work. Open source, decentralized, APIs, partnerships, you name it. We'd be one of the first companies in line for something like Chainlink, if the decentralized smart contract space had more security over traditional data exchanges. There's a catch though, an underlying flaw more deeply embedded in the bedrock of LINK than the very code itself. The flaw is with the Sha256 hash algorithm, and it's this: It can be easily hacked using a simple unpatchable vulnerability.

Now I can already hear your keyboards going frantic, but hear me out. /biz/ hates hackers, and viruses. And actual companies, businesses, and investors do. There's an old saying you might have heard of: "If it broke, don't!". The idea that any of our bosses would give us the go ahead if we approached them to put our companies valuable data in a smart contract on a cryptocurrency with a Sha256 security hole, that they've never heard of, we'd be laughed out at best and fired on the spot at worst. We already have API data buyers and providers we trust.

'But Chainlink has consensus!' I hear you cry, but is that really a good thing? Just listen to the sound of it. Businesses don't want to spend millions of dollars on something that needs consensus, they want something already concise. 'But the reputation system!', doesn't that defeat the whole point of your coin? If companies only trust nodes with high reputation, what's the difference between trusting banks and data providers that already have reputation, but in real life not on a computer screen.

The fact is, LINK is going to share the same fate as ETH will. A lot of 'real world application' hype, with a lot of 'crypto world application' reality. Only, this billion supply coin isn't going to come close to the $1k that Etherum hit, because of how easily hacked it will be.

>you are not your job, you are not the contents of your btc wallet, you are not your fucking cargo shorts.
>we are the all shilling, all shitpost memeing linkmarines

>I'm bout ta end a million peoples' whole career.

>I'm bout ta end a million peoples' whole career.

>>11951947
One meme I'm trying to make now in paint 3d is with a guy pumping his dick with a vacuum pump. I want to "dress" the dick with chainlink cubes like in the op pic, and the balls with the new logo. The face of the guy will be switch with sergey. I have tried to use the magic select tool and sticker tool, but no luck so far.

The idea is to post the pic when link is pumping along with a post saying "IT'S PUMPING GUYS! Sergey has initiated the pump!"

>>11938227
>I'm bout ta end a million peoples' whole career.