/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50804274
No.

>40,000 LINK
>3,000,000 ROSE

I've already made it, I'm just waiting for time to catch up. Being in the only two ground breaking projects in all of crypto is maximum comfy.

How are you feeling, anon?

The US has lost every war since World War 2, is there a way to profit from this? Asking for a Jewish Friend.

I think it is time someone says it: /biz/ has made it!!!
Almost all of 2017 anons are now well over a million net worth, 2020 anons about to get there soon.

Congratz, anons!

I am dating a single mom.

>>50278640
Incorrect!!! I held SHIFT a little earlier than I wanted.
Good guess though.

>>49951309
KDP

>grow up poor on social welfare
>get a college grad at a Western European university because of good grades
>study Economics & Computer Science
>meet cute girl in marketing classes
>start dating her
>be together since almost 3 years now
>her family is loaded and her dad is a banker at a German bank in Frankfurt
>last week she bought me a fucking Rolex Submariner for my birthday
>she is the first girl that bought me present and such an expensive one at that
>decide to marry her
>check the price
>mfw it’s almost 16k euros

Is there way to turn this into cash without giving away my watch? Like take a loan against the watch? I need the money to buy more cryptos and I’m currently still studying and living off my college grad money from the foundation. I think it would break her heart if I sold the watch. Any watchfags here know if it’s possible to take a loan against a Rolex??

>>49249046
>>49249073
>>49249084

Don’t worry I will piss off once my citizenship gets processed. Thanks for paying for my free CS master degree and the free Bafög money you ain’t getting back ihr Opfer.

AVAX 4chan Reddit Cardano
REN 4chan Reddit Wanchain
FTM 4chan Reddit IOTA
Sergey and Emin 4chan Reddit Charles and Dan
Niggercoin and Bitbean 4chan Reddit DOGE and Litecoin
Bancor 4chan Reddit Coinbase

I know a coin that's getting shilled by influencers on twitter tomorrow and have my bag packed, trips and I share

>>30296581
Yes I misinterpreted it, but you're still rude desu. What am I holding? The good stuff, fren, only the good stuff in which you're probably going to fomo in a couple of months.

>>30234024
>named my dog 5 miles
>can tell people I walk five miles everyday
happy as I’ve ever been

I work as a Canadian real estate agent. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, that's right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 9AM today. I was able to get three listing appointments from Facebook ads. I uploaded one new listing to MLS, 10 minutes of work, scheduled 30 showings automatically via calednly since it’s a hot market I expect this new listing to sell by 6pm(netting me a cool 25k in commissions). I find problems that dont exist in every single house that i enter into. Especially if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

You really need to paint your house before we list!! Your kitchen is looking really old and Even though its completely fine i'll just refer them to my contractor buddy who gives me 10% kickbacks on every client I bring him.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $25,000 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "chainlinks , howdoos, effereums, and dotcucks" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money.

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realize that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in real estate because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

Enjoy staying poor

Daily reminder to report your crypto to crypto gains tax if you convert it to Monero that's 6 years for tax evasion plus 6 for money laundering = 12 years in a federal facility

I work as a Canadian real estate agent. Today i made more money than any of you cucks will ever make day trading cryptocurrency. Want to know something amazing though? I can hold it in my fucking hand, that's right i can count my dollars right in front of my face. I'm not playing around with pretend coins that don't have any impact on this world.

I started work at 9AM today. I was able to get three listing appointments from Facebook ads. I uploaded one new listing to MLS, 10 minutes of work, scheduled 30 showings automatically via calednly since it’s a hot market I expect this new listing to sell by 6pm(netting me a cool 25k in commissions). I find problems that dont exist in every single house that i enter into. Especially if its an old fucking boomer in their 70s who ruined our economy i dont care i take advantage of their stupidity.

You really need to paint your house before we list!! Your kitchen is looking really old and Even though its completely fine i'll just refer them to my contractor buddy who gives me 10% kickbacks on every client I bring him.

The only way to get ahead in life is to fucking push your way around. So that's right today i made $25,000 canadian dollars. Meanwhile you fucking cucks are investing in digital garbage like "chainlinks , howdoos, effereums, and dotcucks" Spamming your fucking cuck memes and losing money.

Why don't you use your brain for a minute and realize that the latest SEC news is going to crash all of your crypto world around you in the next few months. Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme that only profits for the original founders. You will never make as much money as me in real estate because you're too busy failing realizing the only way to get ahead in life is through hard work and ripping people off.

Enjoy staying poor!

>>30156546
because i said so, nigger

I'm Jewish but I like to ocasionally come in here to remind you dumb animals to pay your taxes so my dad's corporation can suck them all up

So far my net worth is 2 mil all given to me by my dad, expect to go above that once I inherit the company

If you don't pay your taxes, that's 6 years prison time plus 6 years for money laundering if you attempt to convert it to Monero

Have you remembered to file your crypto to crypto taxes, anon? April is right around the corner. Tick tick tick...

Anyone else looking forward to doing absolutely nothing working from home tomorrow?

>make a giant high quality thread earlier telling fellow bizraelis to GTFO out of ADA and dont get FUDDED to sell your eth/link
>couple of people call me names and say ADA is going to change the world
>i BTFO them showing my purchases at 10 cents that I dumped on their head for 1.30
>ADA price now dropping like a rock

im scared as fuck we are headed for another massive crash like march last year
this problems means bottom is close and we will pump soon. I always sell bottom and buy the top