/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15277360
>Its pretty much agreed to by every person who invests.

*ahem*
Fuck off nigger.

>>15272493
I'll play your little game faggot

Yep, it's sad. I was invited up to talk to the big boys at my company by the CEO. He was laughing and making jokes, but then he asked me what I thought of "apefrica". I didn't know what he meant so I asked him to reiterate. He said "You know, APEfrica? Where all those fucking NIGGERS live?". I was shocked but immediately everyone in the room started laughing and cheering. he then pushed a button on the wall. I didn't know what it did but later I found it killed a lot of africans. I tried to move back to talking about spreadsheets and he shook his head. "You won't last a minute in corporate with that attitude". Later he lit up some a big weed cigarette and puffed it in my face. He told me I should just go back to my janitorial position. He was dressed in a black suit and a tophat and would constantly slap woman's asses and have sex with underaged children.

I fucked your daughter and gave her cancer

>haha look at this guy dressed in a suit OH GOD LOOK OUT *BANG BANG BANG BANG*

I know how to fix the problem. I just need a couple thousand wooden doors and some pesticides

>The divorce proceedings will now begin.You may now stand. The honorable judge Pepe B. Will preside
>"ahem"
>*takes out gavel*
>*SLAM SLAM SLAM*
>"The roast- I mean woman will give half of her belongings to her husband. 50-50, as the founding fathers intended. Fair is fair."
>Everyone in the court starts cheering.
>A flag is raised called Sic Semper Tyranaroastbeef
>The husband is given a prime wife (11 years old for the stenographer ) for his troubles
>Court adjourned!

>How to earn money as a NEET without getting into crypto

It's super fucking simple brainlets
>Find mommy
>Let mommy take care of you

>>15201850
Redpilled. I know people who fund science out of their own pocket.

The blackpill is liberating.
/r/blackpillscience if you're interested

>>15173531
>I'll spread my shieeet on your car if you talk like that to me again
>We don't have to worry about your next paycheck. .
>*knocks the cucks phone out of his hand* HUH? HUH? HUH?
>I correctly collated your car. You can't go under 45 MPH or it will explode
>Tell me the answer then faggot. I'll fucking wait *kicks feet up and begins streaming CP from his work computer*
>I have 5G hooked up this entire building. We'll see who's pacemaker isn't working
>We're going to reverse the flow of immigrants out of this country and into the state of Israel
>Look at this fucking putz stealing my idea. Look at this fucking troglodyte. *points gun* you fucker. You fucking nigger

Him - Innovator
Guy she marries - Laggard

WIGGITY WIGGITY SHIGGITY SHACK
WHEN I SEE A ROASTIE OVER 30
I GET A HEART ATTACK
ROASTIES LOOK LIKE OLD SHIT AND PISS
AND OLD DIAPERS, GARBAGE AND STUFF LIKE THIS
WHEN THEIR SWEET YUMMY CUNNY TURNS FUNNY
AS SOON AS THEIR AGE SLIPS OVER THIRTY

Ahem
*coughs*
ahem
Is this thing on?
Yes, can we....can we get this microphone working?
>Mic goes errrrrrrrrRRRRR
haha, c'mon I got this speech ready
Testing...*taps mic* 1 2 3. Testing 1 2 3
Hello?
Yeah, if you need ...no no don't do that change the wiring...you can change to channel 3 if you want.
Yes, I want the audio levels at 3, 4 and 7
Oh yeah it's working
AHEM
I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE
*leans in*
Niggers
*crowd goes fucking nuts*

>>15116201
As long as you dont steal from me, do what you want.

>>15110778
*screams FUCK NIGGERS at 300 decibels*

>At walmart checking out
>"Sorry, the item isn't scanning"
>"so that makes it free right?"
>Everyone in the store laughs except the wagie
>Call the manager over
>"That employee didn't laugh"
>Wagie gets fired
>get item for free

Tell them crypto is going to beat them and then go to jail

Crypto? I got em
Roasties?I flog em
Jannies? I dodge em
Niggers?
Police, I call em

>>15060772
I would find a way to invest most of it and quit job. Maybe fund life-extension research.

>>15044907
We will be ok.
But when it's over, we won't be the same we.

ANNOUNCEMENT
AHEM

Due to Feedback from the 4channel.org/biz/ "Business and Finance" Image Board, we have decided to roll back the 19th Amendment and The Jewish Religion. All Jews will be turned into fertilizer. We would like to Thank All of you for your contributions in this Social Experiment.

Regards,
Pepe "Africans can't use the expression "re-invent the wheel"" Grenouille

>Gov taxes me
>I tax them back by shitting on the floor of the post office

You're at the club and this guy walks up to you and takes away women's right to vote.

What do you do?