/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>22022953
>took the govpill years ago

Dude, in Brazil the high gov job is aristocratic tier level.

>19k/month entry level
>
>remunerated vacation
>low stress
>can travel abroad to get a master/doctor's degree while still being paid

the only thing you need is to pass an exam, which is really hard because of the competition.

But it's worth it if you want to live like a nobleman.

>>22004428
How's it make you feel that nothing you will type will ever make me sell? You hear that? NEVER SELLING. One more time hoe - NOT SELLING. Show me how mad this makes you. I want you to put on a speedo and then dump hot oil all over yourself. Slosh around on the kitchen floor like a slug for me. Cry and scream and throw your feces at your mouthing with one landing directly in her mouth.

Pic related is me. How does this make you feel?

I bought my first escort in south Florida yesterday with what I made in Chainlink.

Went to escort alligator, saw a cute petite Latina, met up with her, charged me $200 for half an hour and I nutted in 5 minutes. She was super cute with really nice tits, super big bubbly round ass and nice dark brown skin. Pussy was so so nice and her asshole was the same color as her skin, just perfect. By far the hottest girl I ever fucked.

Thanks Chainlink!

>>21608594

I have never read a full whitepaper or moldbug essay

I wasn't here earlier. How did we react to the Tesla stock split, and is there any chance of Apple falling below 400 before or 100 after split? I got in before the blowout earnings report but I'd had to see my entire gains lost because of a slow bleed out.

Also, MSFT sucks

>mfw I'm not looking at any charts so I'm not actually losing any money

Sounds like tech is having a rough day though, so I may have to check back in later

>decide to try a new day trading strategy
>buy calls when a stock dips
>sell and buy puts when the stock peaks
>up $200,000 this week
>mfw

>>20718699
You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level.

SXP and SWAP are pumping but still early in the cycle. Both promising and actually useful projects in the crypto space outside of gimmics like "staking token" or backend infrastructure that are months if not years from usability. Find a good entry after a correction and hop in.

RLC looks promising but relies almost entirely on being bought out by Google, Amazon or Microsoft for cloud computing. This is assuming they would want to do such a thing instead of creating their own solution.

LINK is correcting, might be worth picking up once the market value is found again. This is a long term hold.

AMPL when the next bull run is over and it falls back down sub $2, hold it for a few days to collect rebases and ride the price curve - long term hold if you want but the optimal play is exiting before a market cap correction. I wouldn't necessarily buy in now.

DEC has potential to dethrone BAT but that might be months away, expect pumps on news peogress and then a steady decline.

The Real Stink Shady here, how bout a short little song?

https://voca.ro/emFcGQL2qoX

Lyrics:

normies priced out of a ma fuckin sui-stack-
give it a week we'll see sharpie in poopers back
not gonna let all these fuck normies ruin that-
chainlink took off like we struck with a louis bat
nobody knew me now n' now they say who is that
got all that money but what you gon do with that
got me some chainlink but it's an unsusual stack
lost all my wealth with no help but i grew it back
3 years been patiently waiting debating wondering if i am just crazy-
or maybe there's something else to it the crumbs keep on giving me clues to it
if you really knew what i knew then
you think you would really go through with it-
when you got nothin n' need to believe it-
with all of your frens that you wanted to be with-
they gave us a cube they told us to keep it-
they told us were finally in on the secret-
it manifested into making us genius-
many were told It but only few seen It-
connecting the world the token is needed-
no competition cause we killed it yeah
bend the knee PNK, RLC, XTZ we're comin for you shitcoins-
and they all kneelin yeah

DAL and WFC earnings this week....

...Going to hold right through

>>20176495
Never selling. Pic related is an almost perfect portrait of me and my current mood.

>>19920192
I think it's either $5M or $10K

One trading strategy I've been using is going on finviz.com, looking at the biggest losers and buying their stock if the chart looks solid without crazy volatility. No pennyshit stocks, only actual companies with solid businesses that just missed revenue estimates or had a bad day.

Anyone else do this?

Good evening gentlemen, I have an announcement to make!

>>19741029
>LINK at $100
Good joke, take a 1 and a 0 off of that number and you have the future price of STINK.

>>19716193

I usually get up at 9Am in the morning and check my investments and dividends.
After every routine im usually going to the grocery shop at midday to 1pm , very often 1pm and everything is so much relaxed between 12am and 1pm you cant imagine that.
No hobos, no wagies , no kids and the very important one no Ahmeds or tyrones awake at that very time, just the one cashier who instantly takes your grocery scanning them.
Sometimes the very beauty 17yo cashier is working and she often admires my Golden bankcard and we often smalltalk for like 20 mins or so (because its no problem after all cuz no one shopping during that time bro)

Life is good, am asking if i should ask her out with my Tesla

>>19673500
80 for you, 20 for her.
Look for girlfriend material on the side while you whore this one out, then dump her when her looks no longer earn you enough or you find an upgrade.
What a dumb whore you're dating though.

>>19179092
50k stack reporting in

>>19178096

>>19135717
>Is 32 ETH and 1 BTC enough to be a WoW neet
Have 45 ETH, 1.85 BTC and 1 BTC worth of altcoins... comfy...

Daily high breached on the S&P

>>18903977
I am for sure, dht is looking great, I just wish I would have bought calls instead of actually stocks (who the fuck buys stocks what was I thinking)