/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>23409647
you can have the car, I'm gonna buy a new bmw

Post yfw you realize 90% of people aren't even human and the implications of this realization in the biz world

I have been in crypto for 3 years and have no idea what smart contract is

>>23287408
Boss just said were getting extra funding to continue our project. The higher ups are impressed and want to see more.

>>23204675
IBWT

>>23195170
an XMR whale fat-fingered the XMR/USDT pair on Binance today just to fuck the shorters.
He probably has a lot more liquidity where that came from too.

200 IQ NAK play:
>Put whole net worth into NAK
>Favorable ROD releases
>Immediately sell as many Jan 20, 2023 $1 calls as possible
>Biden wins
>Mines are banned
>NAK goes to $0.25
>Pocket premium
>Next Republican president
>NAK has permits
>NAK goes to $20

>Ryan Cohen: "IMPORTANT SHAREHOLDER VOTE ALL LENT-OUT SHARES MUST BE RECALLED IMMEDIATELY"
>"Shareholder vote: Do you think my dog is cute?"
>"A. Yes"
>"B. Yes"

I know something you don't

Since the beginning of the DeFi scam and uniswap chink tokens, I've constantly been updating the internal revenue service of each an every country I can possibly think of. Specifically, I tell them how these scams work and how are they being used for money laundering and tax evasion. I have tons and tons of folders with captures, transaction logs and everything you could possibly think of so the pertinent authorities can know EXACTLY where is all that sweet money going. I know for a fact they have been watching Binance really close lately because it is already been established that there is a huge money laundering operation going on there.

You've been warned, chinks.

holy mama! I've got half that. you're doing about .045 core/day, yea?

>>23078990
Based

>>23072399
You did preorder your ps5, right?

aaaaand were back

>>22976717
based

>>22974750
GME

>>22888763
Then just implement those things if you think it will save your civilization. But you can't, can you?

How do I turn $271,301 into $6,000,000

You honestly think that this will keep tanking? Accumulate now. This will at least go $0.5. FInal Warning

>>22594722
fucking checked

Ah, just sold all my UNI. Enjoy the ride to 50 cents fags

Niggers tongue my angus.

>>22499641
based nigger

>>22396199
works as intended