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Ran out of gas in the middle of a cross country trip in the middle of our mothership ....KKK land Missouri. Just east of Joplin.

Don't know what the fuck I'm going to do because I'm a cheap Jew and don't have Triple AAA

So figure I should turn this into a positive. Shill me on an easy 100 times coin (besides link). And I'll make the trade and then I will have a great story on how I became a millionaire because I ran out of gas.

>> No.8277809

What a retard

>> No.8277828

Your life is spriralling out of control.

>> No.8277833

You can now tell the story of how you ran out of gas and decided to shitpost on an image board and some user told you to kill yourself.

Kill yourself.

>> No.8277836

unironically live close enough to help out. you in need?

>> No.8277849


>> No.8277850

Thank me later

>> No.8277869

Why don't you have AAAAAAAAA anon?

>> No.8277883

anon I think your car is stuck to a wall. i'd try getting on the ground first

>> No.8277888

you dont need AAA. you can still call them and they will just ask for your CC on phone.

>> No.8277960

Buy ECA and put some gas in your car

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who the fuck runs out of gas? there's a gauge right in front of your face.

>> No.8277976

Lol Jews can't handle real risk, you dumbass larper.

>> No.8277980

Looks like an electric car

>> No.8277995

just push it pussy

>> No.8278032

what coins do you own? I could actually use the help but would rather take my chances in the wilderness if you own any Jew coins

>> No.8278058


>> No.8278064

Had like 20 miles left and a couple chances to get some but was on the phone and forgot

>> No.8278113

Buy GAS.

>> No.8278146

>was on the phone and forgot
are you a woman?

>> No.8278168

Stand by... cop just pulled up and have a AK-47 in my back seat with a 30 round clip. Thank the lord this didn't happen in Illinois.

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>> No.8278318

Why is your car sideways

>> No.8278398
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Lucked out

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>>8278274 covered it up perfectly with clothes I had in back

>> No.8278478

Well done anon. Unless they find it and you don't have a conceal carry permit, then go directly to jail. Some states have a "duty to notify" law. Concealed or not, might be legally obligated to notify LEO you're packing, which is fucken stupid imo. Could make a tenuous situation even more so.

>> No.8278513

what in gods name are you doing, you're a mess.

You keep the ak in your backseat instead of in a case in the trunk, why?

Are you wearing depends to avoid stopping needlessly?

>> No.8278537

What good is a weapon if it's locked up in a case? You gonna tell some psycho "hold on, time out, let me goto my trunk brb"

>> No.8278548


Buy ZIL or regret it forever.

>> No.8278555

that is a good point

>> No.8278678

If one of these trucks careening around the corner behind me hits me and I am not instantly killed and have about 5 mins before I bleed out I will post my binance username and password for one of you anons to have

>> No.8278695

no good. won't pass 2FA.

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god bless you kike anon

>> No.8278712

Because I don't give a fuck. I do take it apart and put it in the trunk when in anti 2A States. Lots of Mexicans in places like New Mexico and Oklahoma City. Need it nearby.

>> No.8278740

Will post my moms address then. So then You can go to her house and get my phone. Give her half tho.

>> No.8278745


Wouldn't a holstered glock be a lot easier to transport and access?

>> No.8278766

OP if you notice any spoopy shit going on be sure to record

>> No.8278776


>> No.8278795

Alright, OP. Doesn't matter what you invest in right now. Go with something safe and sturdy like any top5, doesn't matter. Find some fuel somehow and get home and stop fucking around.
Wait patiently for an ICO being announced from a company by the name of Kakao. Invest everything you have when the time comes. Screencap this right now, just in case you forget. Best of luck.

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>> No.8278862

So are you in a Honda accord? Lexus e's? Toyota camry? I'm out of ideas after that

>> No.8278874

haha just passed right by you loser. Enjoy getting raped by a tornado within the next two hours

>> No.8278879

Next level larp

>> No.8278891

Only story from here on is how some idiot got stranded and mauled by bobbycats. At least you'll make a footnote in tomorrows newspapers for people to giggle at.

>> No.8278945

Sharpie in pooper with timestamp, and I will send you 1 ETH.

>> No.8279060

At gas station now. Give me a minute.... cuz I need more link

>> No.8279084

And hate the fees

>> No.8279123

Yeah do NOT drive through Illinois with an unlicensed gun in your vehicle.

Due to the raging gun-control political debate you WILL face prison time no matter how pasty-white your skin is. It's inescapable in this State, so watch yourself.

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There you go anon. I want my one eth... how do you want to make the transaction.

I actually have the pen in my ass still while writing this.

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And I did all that next to THIS. Really stinky... so I better be getting some more linkies ;)

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>> No.8279383

Can I post my eth address here? Or will I get banned?

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>> No.8279457

All the Jews need gas, anon.

>> No.8279472

better sell some bertcorns anon

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anon you got memed, you aren't getting any money.

>> No.8279539

Haha figured it was worth a shot since I was at gas station when I saw his post

>> No.8279572

ADST is really undervalued atm

>> No.8279598

crypto was a mistake

>> No.8279607

>runs out of gas
>better tell /biz/
>live ak in the back seat with dirty clothes
>shoves a foreign object up his butt inside a random shitter at a gas station in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
Bitcoin was a mistake.

>> No.8279614

Anything to entertain you guys. Since I'm just happy nothing happened when the cop came up to see what was up and had a semi automatic rifle in the back seat

>> No.8279617

RAS 47? God I hope you die.
t. Missourian

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>> No.8279689
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nah, women run out of gas because they hate going to gas stations. Guys checking you out, cat calling, etc

>> No.8279715

I'm on the phone with Joplin police. Telling them about the AK47 hidden under the clothes in the backseat. Told them about the car that run out of gas and I don't know but the officer or others may be in danger.

>> No.8279725

Made me laugh

>> No.8279764

>people are literally helping a Slavic criminal spy running from the state
Bunch a commie traitors the lot of you

>> No.8279827

lol what a dick.

>> No.8279845

I honestly thought OP was larping until I read the rest of his posts....Jesus hail mary Christ man....

>> No.8279857

What the fuck am I reading in this disaster of a thread?

>> No.8279859

unironically have my ar pistol and hk vp9 on me or in reach at all times because of them

>> No.8279873

>runs out of gas
>keeps electronics on for no reason
Nice, no gas and a dead battery soon

>> No.8279876


lol great job runing out of gas and getting a felony and going to jail for 5 to 10 years now that shit would be funny

>> No.8279899

Lmao just what in the fuck is going in here

Did this guy just stick a sharpie in his ass in a public bathroom?

>> No.8279913

>Under-rated post
I came here from /pol/ in case you didn't noe.

>> No.8279925

Yeah I mean OP is kind of /ourguy/ right now, today OP was not a faggot

>> No.8279954

Nice. Didn't fall for the Glock meme.

>> No.8279976

basically had to. lefty master race

>> No.8280024

what a mess

>> No.8280053

Dude I'm not a Jew. Russian made VEPR from the famous MOLOT factory

>> No.8280076

Jesus titty fucking Christ, this has to be a troll

>> No.8280089

>Triple AAA

>> No.8280099

Thanks for the heads up you dumb faggot

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>> No.8280213

Op was he srs? Did they swat you?

>> No.8280241

OP ded cause he didn't buy nano

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>> No.8280377

Converted VEPRS are gay anon. Get an arsenal or a kit build.

>> No.8280433

It's weird seeing someone post this shit near where I grew up.

>> No.8280477

im a fan of krebs. any experience with arsenal that you could report to someone looking to get another ak?

>> No.8280481

>out of gas
>headlights on

You...you're not going to make it are tou anon.

>> No.8280518

Next on my buy list

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If the cops see this thread they will see you put that sharpie up your butt before you died

>> No.8280643

>they hate going to gas stations. Guys checking you out, cat calling, etc
Ugly feminist detected.

>> No.8281031

Buy some Elix. Also what's the update now how you doing

>> No.8281262

Best thread in a while

>> No.8281528

Im going with this guy. I trust him. Gonna get Kakao

>> No.8281617

I'm good... got gas. Driving again now.

>> No.8281847

are you serious? buy GAS. its a sign, you need it. plus you will make money this week from it

>> No.8281871

Metaverse (ETP). its fucking cheap and has never recovered. solid team, solid project, functional product.

>> No.8281878

Doesn't it rely on that fishead coin NEO? What if NEO fails?

>> No.8281954

This the same guy who made that eth larp?

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>> No.8282194

deadass some of the best shit ive seen on this board

>> No.8282257

ilu op don't die

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what is going on in this thread

>> No.8282336

libertarianism in a nutshell

>> No.8282565

Its not dude. None of this would have happened if I wasn't on the phone talking. And when it wouldn't go anymore and I pulled over and I didn't know what to do at first. So I checked my coin prices on binance to see if it was still going up. Then thought to make this thread.

>> No.8282597

>not having a milled receiver made in Bulgaria Arsenal Arms AK
You will NOT make it

>> No.8282677

You really don't belong here, go kill yourself faggot monkey nigger

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Holy fuck OP put a sharpie in his ass with a time stamp. And he has an ak. Who is this rainbow Rambo ass nigga

>> No.8282743

Thanks OP. I was having a shit time cuz I'm dreading work tomorrow.
Thanks for the laughs.

>> No.8282785

oh god lmao

>> No.8282834

the cop obviously noticed the ak, let you go but called it in.
you're probably being tracked by a drone by now

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>> No.8283491

Best of luck OP. Be safe.

>> No.8283664

good thread

>> No.8283676

Onliy 4chan can give me a true belly laugh

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Op you're a fucking degenerate I hope you fucking get killed by a white boy.

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>> No.8283831

Update is I dumped all my link and AMB bags for ZIL 100%

>> No.8283909
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Buy EPX man, it's ground floor right now
Do your own research on it

>> No.8283939

I only feel safe on binance. I'll gladly get a blowjob from chick with a sore on her mouth. But when it comes to crypto I'm very conservative.

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Your choice friendo.
You'll be cursing this decision when it takes off though

>> No.8284095

Where do I buy it what exchange

>> No.8284141
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You need to get ETH in a metamask wallet, and then go to the website and buy tokens
The site also allows you to make a web wallet if you want


You get money for "free" in ETH dividends that you can withdraw and do whatever you want with, or you sell your tokens after they've mooned, but you can't sell immediately or you lose 20% - which is where your "free" money comes from

>> No.8284266

I wouldn't trust a retard to drive me anywhere op

>> No.8284284

Actually I don't have a wallet nor know how to create one or how to put the coins into them. When i took a shot on cardano randomly in early dec and like 30 times my money in a few weeks with that and TRON Didn't even know how to set up my 2FA authenticator to withdraw. Ended up losing like 30% of what I made before I could find a friend who could do it for me.

I'm lost in crypto. I just keep it on binance

What fun is making lots of money when it's securely stored in a wallet? Chicks don't like dudes who don't role the dice and do things like keep their coins on an exchange

>> No.8284323

Also, I appreciate the time you took to explain that to me. But I only have like 8k in there now split between AMB and LINK. I don't want to scale down with those and then watch them take off

>> No.8284342
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ERZ. Thank me from jail.

>> No.8284349

This is the only LARPing I've done in this thread

>> No.8284453

Legendary thread

>> No.8284458

Is this one of those ICO's? And what's the price right now? I'm driving still

>> No.8284524

How long do I have to get a wallet and get the coins??? You've actually got me excited now. I trust you anon.

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This entire thread for an ethphoenix shill. Well done.

>> No.8284641

After I saw your guys' capabilities with Shia lebeouf I'm actually detouring and heading south to northern Tennessee so I don't have to go through southern Illinois. Who knows with you faggots... you probably called the cops and they are just waiting for me at the Mississippi River. And I don't know the laws as far as not having the gun locked in a case even tho it's dissassembled.

>> No.8284674

This is something different.
A smart contract on ETH blockchain, which can now never be stopped - unless everyone actually stops interacting with it at once.
I'm not going to tell you it will grow quickly, so you might have a while, but I can't really see a reason for it to not continue to grow.

Another dude has built a separate contract for futures (betting) on the balance of the contract. This pulls in people to manipulate the price in order to win bets, which drives volatility of the contract and gives everyone who has EPX ETH dividends.

I put about $2k over a few weeks, and I'm already getting ~$8/day on slow days, but IMHO the price is still very low for what this could be.
Once people realise what it means and that it is safe and secure, it is groundbreaking.
Sort of like a decentralised bank, though they would hate me for using the word

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Pecunio - gold backed token, another fund token already listed on Iconomi. Profitable business. Hit their pre-sale hard cap of $4.5m. ICO starts in a few days. thank me later

>> No.8284866

Ok cool sounds great. Thank you.

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You're welcome anon

>> No.8286332

Thanks for the laugh OP, great thread. 10/10

safe travels out there m8

fuck that guy if he actually called the police.

>> No.8286386


You're a fucking moron. I cleaned up the aftermath of the Joplin tornado. My grandpas house was in the subdivision behind the camera that showed the fucked out hospital. These are the kinds of people that would stop on the side of the road to help you because they've all fucked one anothers cousins and you could be a relative or something. Yes they're kind of inbred but in a friendly way kind of like a nice slighty downs kind of person. Anyway you're safe so long as you dont see any black people but the ones you see would probably stop and help you too. Country people tend to do that because if they didnt they would have died back in the day Like the 80s

>> No.8286415

found the inbred burger

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>women run out of gas
This is true, sadly :(

>> No.8286963

Lol ok

>> No.8286972

Unironically LINK you broke faggot

>> No.8287018

Is it legal in the US to browse your phone while you are driving?

>> No.8287438

Fuck out of here europoor

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