Ran out of gas

[Anonymous No.8277787]

Ran out of gas in the middle of a cross country trip in the middle of our mothership ....KKK land Missouri. Just east of Joplin.

Don't know what the fuck I'm going to do because I'm a cheap Jew and don't have Triple AAA

So figure I should turn this into a positive. Shill me on an easy 100 times coin (besides link). And I'll make the trade and then I will have a great story on how I became a millionaire because I ran out of gas.

[Anonymous No.8277809]

What a retard

[Anonymous No.8277828]

Your life is spriralling out of control.

[Anonymous No.8277833]

>>8277787
You can now tell the story of how you ran out of gas and decided to shitpost on an image board and some user told you to kill yourself.

Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.8277836]

>>8277787
unironically live close enough to help out. you in need?

[Anonymous No.8277849]

Btcp

[Anonymous No.8277850]

Ethbet.
Thank me later

[Anonymous No.8277869]

>>8277787
Why don't you have AAAAAAAAA anon?

[Anonymous No.8277883]

>>8277787
anon I think your car is stuck to a wall. i'd try getting on the ground first

[Anonymous No.8277888]

>>8277787
you dont need AAA. you can still call them and they will just ask for your CC on phone.

[Anonymous No.8277960]

>>8277787
Buy ECA and put some gas in your car

[Anonymous No.8277973]

who the fuck runs out of gas? there's a gauge right in front of your face.

[Anonymous No.8277976]

Lol Jews can't handle real risk, you dumbass larper.

[Anonymous No.8277980]

>>8277787
Looks like an electric car

[Anonymous No.8277995]

just push it pussy

[Anonymous No.8278032]

>>8277836
what coins do you own? I could actually use the help but would rather take my chances in the wilderness if you own any Jew coins

[Anonymous No.8278058]

>>8278032
link

[Anonymous No.8278064]

>>8277973
Had like 20 miles left and a couple chances to get some but was on the phone and forgot

[Anonymous No.8278113]

Buy GAS.

[Anonymous No.8278146]

>>8278064
>was on the phone and forgot
are you a woman?

[Anonymous No.8278168]

>>8278113
Stand by... cop just pulled up and have a AK-47 in my back seat with a 30 round clip. Thank the lord this didn't happen in Illinois.

[Anonymous No.8278274]

>>8278168
>clip

[Anonymous No.8278295]

>>8278168

[Anonymous No.8278318]

Why is your car sideways

[Anonymous No.8278398]

>>8278274
Lucked out

[Anonymous No.8278419]

>>8278274 covered it up perfectly with clothes I had in back

[Anonymous No.8278478]

>>8278419
Well done anon. Unless they find it and you don't have a conceal carry permit, then go directly to jail. Some states have a "duty to notify" law. Concealed or not, might be legally obligated to notify LEO you're packing, which is fucken stupid imo. Could make a tenuous situation even more so.

[Anonymous No.8278513]

>>8278419
what in gods name are you doing, you're a mess.

You keep the ak in your backseat instead of in a case in the trunk, why?

Are you wearing depends to avoid stopping needlessly?

[Anonymous No.8278537]

>>8278513
What good is a weapon if it's locked up in a case? You gonna tell some psycho "hold on, time out, let me goto my trunk brb"

[Anonymous No.8278548]

>>8277787

Buy ZIL or regret it forever.

[Anonymous No.8278555]

>>8278537
that is a good point

[Anonymous No.8278678]

>>8278548
If one of these trucks careening around the corner behind me hits me and I am not instantly killed and have about 5 mins before I bleed out I will post my binance username and password for one of you anons to have

[Anonymous No.8278695]

>>8278678
no good. won't pass 2FA.

[Anonymous No.8278699]

>>8278678

god bless you kike anon

[Anonymous No.8278712]

>>8278513
Because I don't give a fuck. I do take it apart and put it in the trunk when in anti 2A States. Lots of Mexicans in places like New Mexico and Oklahoma City. Need it nearby.

[Anonymous No.8278740]

>>8278695
Will post my moms address then. So then You can go to her house and get my phone. Give her half tho.

[Anonymous No.8278745]

>>8278712

Wouldn't a holstered glock be a lot easier to transport and access?

[Anonymous No.8278766]

>>8277787
OP if you notice any spoopy shit going on be sure to record

[Anonymous No.8278776]

>>8277976
Lol

[Anonymous No.8278795]

Alright, OP. Doesn't matter what you invest in right now. Go with something safe and sturdy like any top5, doesn't matter. Find some fuel somehow and get home and stop fucking around.
Wait patiently for an ICO being announced from a company by the name of Kakao. Invest everything you have when the time comes. Screencap this right now, just in case you forget. Best of luck.

[Anonymous No.8278844]

>>8278795

>kakao

[Anonymous No.8278862]

>>8277787
So are you in a Honda accord? Lexus e's? Toyota camry? I'm out of ideas after that

[Anonymous No.8278874]

haha just passed right by you loser. Enjoy getting raped by a tornado within the next two hours

[Anonymous No.8278879]

>>8277787
Next level larp

[Anonymous No.8278891]

Only story from here on is how some idiot got stranded and mauled by bobbycats. At least you'll make a footnote in tomorrows newspapers for people to giggle at.

[Anonymous No.8278945]

>>8277787
Sharpie in pooper with timestamp, and I will send you 1 ETH.

[Anonymous No.8279060]

>>8278945
At gas station now. Give me a minute.... cuz I need more link

[Anonymous No.8279084]

>>8278945
And hate the fees

[Anonymous No.8279123]

>>8277787
Yeah do NOT drive through Illinois with an unlicensed gun in your vehicle.

Due to the raging gun-control political debate you WILL face prison time no matter how pasty-white your skin is. It's inescapable in this State, so watch yourself.

[Anonymous No.8279320]

>>8278945

There you go anon. I want my one eth... how do you want to make the transaction.

I actually have the pen in my ass still while writing this.

[Anonymous No.8279341]

>>8278945
And I did all that next to THIS. Really stinky... so I better be getting some more linkies ;)

[Anonymous No.8279353]

>>8279320
Neat

[Anonymous No.8279383]

>>8278945
Can I post my eth address here? Or will I get banned?

[Anonymous No.8279397]

>>8278874
Really?

[Anonymous No.8279457]

All the Jews need gas, anon.

[Anonymous No.8279472]

>>8277787
better sell some bertcorns anon

[Anonymous No.8279497]

>>8279320
>>8279341
>>8279383
anon you got memed, you aren't getting any money.

[Anonymous No.8279539]

>>8279497
Haha figured it was worth a shot since I was at gas station when I saw his post

[Anonymous No.8279572]

>>8277787
ADST is really undervalued atm

[Anonymous No.8279598]

crypto was a mistake

[Anonymous No.8279607]

>runs out of gas
>better tell /biz/
>live ak in the back seat with dirty clothes
>shoves a foreign object up his butt inside a random shitter at a gas station in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
Bitcoin was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.8279614]

>>8279472
Anything to entertain you guys. Since I'm just happy nothing happened when the cop came up to see what was up and had a semi automatic rifle in the back seat

[Anonymous No.8279617]

>>8278398
RAS 47? God I hope you die.
t. Missourian

[Anonymous No.8279658]

HXX+BTC->BZX
Q2C

[Anonymous No.8279689]

>>8278146
nah, women run out of gas because they hate going to gas stations. Guys checking you out, cat calling, etc

[Anonymous No.8279715]

I'm on the phone with Joplin police. Telling them about the AK47 hidden under the clothes in the backseat. Told them about the car that run out of gas and I don't know but the officer or others may be in danger.

[Anonymous No.8279725]

>>8279607
Made me laugh

[Anonymous No.8279764]

>people are literally helping a Slavic criminal spy running from the state
Bunch a commie traitors the lot of you

[Anonymous No.8279827]

>>8279715
lol what a dick.

[Anonymous No.8279845]

>>8279607
I honestly thought OP was larping until I read the rest of his posts....Jesus hail mary Christ man....

[Anonymous No.8279857]

What the fuck am I reading in this disaster of a thread?

[Anonymous No.8279859]

>>8278712
unironically have my ar pistol and hk vp9 on me or in reach at all times because of them

[Anonymous No.8279873]

>>8277787
>runs out of gas
>keeps electronics on for no reason
Nice, no gas and a dead battery soon

[Anonymous No.8279876]

>>8278419

lol great job runing out of gas and getting a felony and going to jail for 5 to 10 years now that shit would be funny

[Anonymous No.8279899]

Lmao just what in the fuck is going in here

Did this guy just stick a sharpie in his ass in a public bathroom?

[Anonymous No.8279913]

>>8279457
>Under-rated post
I came here from /pol/ in case you didn't noe.

[Anonymous No.8279925]

>>8279899
Yeah I mean OP is kind of /ourguy/ right now, today OP was not a faggot

[Anonymous No.8279954]

>>8279859
>H&K
Nice. Didn't fall for the Glock meme.

[Anonymous No.8279976]

>>8279954
basically had to. lefty master race

[Anonymous No.8280024]

what a mess

[Anonymous No.8280053]

>>8279617
Dude I'm not a Jew. Russian made VEPR from the famous MOLOT factory

[Anonymous No.8280076]

Jesus titty fucking Christ, this has to be a troll

[Anonymous No.8280089]

>>8277787
>Triple AAA
Whats AAA AAA AAA ?

[Anonymous No.8280099]

>>8279715
Thanks for the heads up you dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.8280105]

>>8280089

[Anonymous No.8280213]

>>8280099
Op was he srs? Did they swat you?

[Anonymous No.8280241]

OP ded cause he didn't buy nano

[Anonymous No.8280315]

>>8280241
OP IS KILL. RIP OP.

[Anonymous No.8280377]

>>8280053
Converted VEPRS are gay anon. Get an arsenal or a kit build.

[Anonymous No.8280433]

>>8277787
It's weird seeing someone post this shit near where I grew up.

[Anonymous No.8280477]

>>8280377
im a fan of krebs. any experience with arsenal that you could report to someone looking to get another ak?

[Anonymous No.8280481]

>>8277787
>out of gas
>headlights on

You...you're not going to make it are tou anon.

[Anonymous No.8280518]

>>8280377
Next on my buy list

[Anonymous No.8280550]

>>8280099
If the cops see this thread they will see you put that sharpie up your butt before you died

[Anonymous No.8280643]

>>8279689
>they hate going to gas stations. Guys checking you out, cat calling, etc
Ugly feminist detected.

[Anonymous No.8281031]

>>8280518
Buy some Elix. Also what's the update now how you doing

[Anonymous No.8281262]

Best thread in a while

[Anonymous No.8281528]

>>8278795
Im going with this guy. I trust him. Gonna get Kakao

[Anonymous No.8281617]

>>8281031
I'm good... got gas. Driving again now.

[Anonymous No.8281847]

are you serious? buy GAS. its a sign, you need it. plus you will make money this week from it

[Anonymous No.8281871]

>>8277787
Metaverse (ETP). its fucking cheap and has never recovered. solid team, solid project, functional product.

[Anonymous No.8281878]

>>8281847
Doesn't it rely on that fishead coin NEO? What if NEO fails?

[Anonymous No.8281954]

>>8277787
This the same guy who made that eth larp?

[Anonymous No.8282157]

>>8281954
No?

[Anonymous No.8282194]

deadass some of the best shit ive seen on this board

[Anonymous No.8282257]

ilu op don't die

[Anonymous No.8282291]

what is going on in this thread

[Anonymous No.8282336]

>>8282291
libertarianism in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.8282565]

>>8280076
Its not dude. None of this would have happened if I wasn't on the phone talking. And when it wouldn't go anymore and I pulled over and I didn't know what to do at first. So I checked my coin prices on binance to see if it was still going up. Then thought to make this thread.

[Anonymous No.8282597]

>>8280477
>not having a milled receiver made in Bulgaria Arsenal Arms AK
You will NOT make it

[Anonymous No.8282677]

>>8282194
>deadass
You really don't belong here, go kill yourself faggot monkey nigger

[Anonymous No.8282715]

Holy fuck OP put a sharpie in his ass with a time stamp. And he has an ak. Who is this rainbow Rambo ass nigga

[Anonymous No.8282743]

>>8277787
Thanks OP. I was having a shit time cuz I'm dreading work tomorrow.
Thanks for the laughs.

[Anonymous No.8282785]

>>8282715
oh god lmao

[Anonymous No.8282834]

the cop obviously noticed the ak, let you go but called it in.
you're probably being tracked by a drone by now

[Anonymous No.8283380]

>>8279341
ELITE SHITPOST

[Anonymous No.8283491]

Best of luck OP. Be safe.

[Anonymous No.8283664]

good thread

[Anonymous No.8283676]

Onliy 4chan can give me a true belly laugh

[Anonymous No.8283709]

Op you're a fucking degenerate I hope you fucking get killed by a white boy.

[Anonymous No.8283793]

UPDATE US OP

YOU MADMAN

[Anonymous No.8283831]

>>8283793
Update is I dumped all my link and AMB bags for ZIL 100%

[Anonymous No.8283909]

>>8283831
Buy EPX man, it's ground floor right now
Do your own research on it

[Anonymous No.8283939]

>>8283909
I only feel safe on binance. I'll gladly get a blowjob from chick with a sore on her mouth. But when it comes to crypto I'm very conservative.

[Anonymous No.8283979]

>>8283939
Your choice friendo.
You'll be cursing this decision when it takes off though

[Anonymous No.8284095]

>>8283979
Where do I buy it what exchange

[Anonymous No.8284141]

>>8284095
You need to get ETH in a metamask wallet, and then go to the website and buy tokens
The site also allows you to make a web wallet if you want

https://ethphoenix.io/coins.html

You get money for "free" in ETH dividends that you can withdraw and do whatever you want with, or you sell your tokens after they've mooned, but you can't sell immediately or you lose 20% - which is where your "free" money comes from

[Anonymous No.8284266]

>>8278058
I wouldn't trust a retard to drive me anywhere op

[Anonymous No.8284284]

>>8284141
Actually I don't have a wallet nor know how to create one or how to put the coins into them. When i took a shot on cardano randomly in early dec and like 30 times my money in a few weeks with that and TRON Didn't even know how to set up my 2FA authenticator to withdraw. Ended up losing like 30% of what I made before I could find a friend who could do it for me.

I'm lost in crypto. I just keep it on binance

What fun is making lots of money when it's securely stored in a wallet? Chicks don't like dudes who don't role the dice and do things like keep their coins on an exchange

[Anonymous No.8284323]

>>8284141
Also, I appreciate the time you took to explain that to me. But I only have like 8k in there now split between AMB and LINK. I don't want to scale down with those and then watch them take off

[Anonymous No.8284342]

ERZ. Thank me from jail.

[Anonymous No.8284349]

>>8283831
This is the only LARPing I've done in this thread

[Anonymous No.8284453]

Legendary thread

[Anonymous No.8284458]

>>8284141
Is this one of those ICO's? And what's the price right now? I'm driving still

[Anonymous No.8284524]

>>8284141
How long do I have to get a wallet and get the coins??? You've actually got me excited now. I trust you anon.

[Anonymous No.8284584]

>>8284141
>>8284458
>>8284524
This entire thread for an ethphoenix shill. Well done.

[Anonymous No.8284641]

>>8279715
After I saw your guys' capabilities with Shia lebeouf I'm actually detouring and heading south to northern Tennessee so I don't have to go through southern Illinois. Who knows with you faggots... you probably called the cops and they are just waiting for me at the Mississippi River. And I don't know the laws as far as not having the gun locked in a case even tho it's dissassembled.

[Anonymous No.8284674]

>>8284458
>>8284524
This is something different.
A smart contract on ETH blockchain, which can now never be stopped - unless everyone actually stops interacting with it at once.
I'm not going to tell you it will grow quickly, so you might have a while, but I can't really see a reason for it to not continue to grow.

Another dude has built a separate contract for futures (betting) on the balance of the contract. This pulls in people to manipulate the price in order to win bets, which drives volatility of the contract and gives everyone who has EPX ETH dividends.

I put about $2k over a few weeks, and I'm already getting ~$8/day on slow days, but IMHO the price is still very low for what this could be.
Once people realise what it means and that it is safe and secure, it is groundbreaking.
Sort of like a decentralised bank, though they would hate me for using the word

[Anonymous No.8284712]

Pecunio - gold backed token, another fund token already listed on Iconomi. Profitable business. Hit their pre-sale hard cap of $4.5m. ICO starts in a few days. thank me later

[Anonymous No.8284866]

>>8284674
Ok cool sounds great. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.8285843]

>>8284866
You're welcome anon

[Anonymous No.8286332]

Thanks for the laugh OP, great thread. 10/10

safe travels out there m8

fuck that guy if he actually called the police.

[Anonymous No.8286386]

>>8277787

You're a fucking moron. I cleaned up the aftermath of the Joplin tornado. My grandpas house was in the subdivision behind the camera that showed the fucked out hospital. These are the kinds of people that would stop on the side of the road to help you because they've all fucked one anothers cousins and you could be a relative or something. Yes they're kind of inbred but in a friendly way kind of like a nice slighty downs kind of person. Anyway you're safe so long as you dont see any black people but the ones you see would probably stop and help you too. Country people tend to do that because if they didnt they would have died back in the day Like the 80s

[Anonymous No.8286415]

>>8286386
found the inbred burger

[Anonymous No.8286610]

>>8279689
>women run out of gas
This is true, sadly :(

[Anonymous No.8286963]

>>8282597
Lol ok

[Anonymous No.8286972]

>>8277787
Unironically LINK you broke faggot

[Anonymous No.8287018]

Is it legal in the US to browse your phone while you are driving?

[Anonymous No.8287438]

>>8287018
Fuck out of here europoor