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What a retard

Your life is spriralling out of control.

>>8277787
You can now tell the story of how you ran out of gas and decided to shitpost on an image board and some user told you to kill yourself.

Kill yourself.

>>8277787
unironically live close enough to help out. you in need?

Btcp

Ethbet.
Thank me later

>>8277787
Why don't you have AAAAAAAAA anon?

>>8277787
anon I think your car is stuck to a wall. i'd try getting on the ground first

>>8277787
you dont need AAA. you can still call them and they will just ask for your CC on phone.

>>8277787
Buy ECA and put some gas in your car

who the fuck runs out of gas? there's a gauge right in front of your face.

Lol Jews can't handle real risk, you dumbass larper.

>>8277787
Looks like an electric car

just push it pussy

>>8277836
what coins do you own? I could actually use the help but would rather take my chances in the wilderness if you own any Jew coins

>>8278032
link

>>8277973
Had like 20 miles left and a couple chances to get some but was on the phone and forgot

Buy GAS.

>>8278064
>was on the phone and forgot
are you a woman?

>>8278113
Stand by... cop just pulled up and have a AK-47 in my back seat with a 30 round clip. Thank the lord this didn't happen in Illinois.

>>8278168
>clip

>>8278168

Why is your car sideways

>>8278274
Lucked out

>>8278274 covered it up perfectly with clothes I had in back

>>8278419
Well done anon. Unless they find it and you don't have a conceal carry permit, then go directly to jail. Some states have a "duty to notify" law. Concealed or not, might be legally obligated to notify LEO you're packing, which is fucken stupid imo. Could make a tenuous situation even more so.

>>8278419
what in gods name are you doing, you're a mess.

You keep the ak in your backseat instead of in a case in the trunk, why?

Are you wearing depends to avoid stopping needlessly?

>>8278513
What good is a weapon if it's locked up in a case? You gonna tell some psycho "hold on, time out, let me goto my trunk brb"

>>8277787

Buy ZIL or regret it forever.

>>8278537
that is a good point

>>8278548
If one of these trucks careening around the corner behind me hits me and I am not instantly killed and have about 5 mins before I bleed out I will post my binance username and password for one of you anons to have

>>8278678
no good. won't pass 2FA.

>>8278678

god bless you kike anon

>>8278513
Because I don't give a fuck. I do take it apart and put it in the trunk when in anti 2A States. Lots of Mexicans in places like New Mexico and Oklahoma City. Need it nearby.

>>8278695
Will post my moms address then. So then You can go to her house and get my phone. Give her half tho.

>>8278712

Wouldn't a holstered glock be a lot easier to transport and access?

>>8277787
OP if you notice any spoopy shit going on be sure to record

>>8277976
Lol

Alright, OP. Doesn't matter what you invest in right now. Go with something safe and sturdy like any top5, doesn't matter. Find some fuel somehow and get home and stop fucking around.
Wait patiently for an ICO being announced from a company by the name of Kakao. Invest everything you have when the time comes. Screencap this right now, just in case you forget. Best of luck.

>>8278795

>kakao

>>8277787
So are you in a Honda accord? Lexus e's? Toyota camry? I'm out of ideas after that

haha just passed right by you loser. Enjoy getting raped by a tornado within the next two hours

>>8277787
Next level larp

Only story from here on is how some idiot got stranded and mauled by bobbycats. At least you'll make a footnote in tomorrows newspapers for people to giggle at.

>>8277787
Sharpie in pooper with timestamp, and I will send you 1 ETH.

>>8278945
At gas station now. Give me a minute.... cuz I need more link

>>8278945
And hate the fees

>>8277787
Yeah do NOT drive through Illinois with an unlicensed gun in your vehicle.

Due to the raging gun-control political debate you WILL face prison time no matter how pasty-white your skin is. It's inescapable in this State, so watch yourself.

>>8278945

There you go anon. I want my one eth... how do you want to make the transaction.

I actually have the pen in my ass still while writing this.

>>8278945
And I did all that next to THIS. Really stinky... so I better be getting some more linkies ;)

>>8279320
Neat

>>8278945
Can I post my eth address here? Or will I get banned?

>>8278874
Really?

All the Jews need gas, anon.

>>8277787
better sell some bertcorns anon

>>8279320
>>8279341
>>8279383
anon you got memed, you aren't getting any money.

>>8279497
Haha figured it was worth a shot since I was at gas station when I saw his post

>>8277787
ADST is really undervalued atm

crypto was a mistake

>runs out of gas
>better tell /biz/
>live ak in the back seat with dirty clothes
>shoves a foreign object up his butt inside a random shitter at a gas station in the middle of bumfuck nowhere
Bitcoin was a mistake.

>>8279472
Anything to entertain you guys. Since I'm just happy nothing happened when the cop came up to see what was up and had a semi automatic rifle in the back seat

>>8278398
RAS 47? God I hope you die.
t. Missourian

HXX+BTC->BZX
Q2C

>>8278146
nah, women run out of gas because they hate going to gas stations. Guys checking you out, cat calling, etc

I'm on the phone with Joplin police. Telling them about the AK47 hidden under the clothes in the backseat. Told them about the car that run out of gas and I don't know but the officer or others may be in danger.

>>8279607
Made me laugh

>people are literally helping a Slavic criminal spy running from the state
Bunch a commie traitors the lot of you

>>8279715
lol what a dick.

>>8279607
I honestly thought OP was larping until I read the rest of his posts....Jesus hail mary Christ man....

What the fuck am I reading in this disaster of a thread?

>>8278712
unironically have my ar pistol and hk vp9 on me or in reach at all times because of them

>>8277787
>runs out of gas
>keeps electronics on for no reason
Nice, no gas and a dead battery soon

>>8278419

lol great job runing out of gas and getting a felony and going to jail for 5 to 10 years now that shit would be funny

Lmao just what in the fuck is going in here

Did this guy just stick a sharpie in his ass in a public bathroom?

>>8279457
>Under-rated post
I came here from /pol/ in case you didn't noe.

>>8279899
Yeah I mean OP is kind of /ourguy/ right now, today OP was not a faggot

>>8279859
>H&K
Nice. Didn't fall for the Glock meme.

>>8279954
basically had to. lefty master race

what a mess

>>8279617
Dude I'm not a Jew. Russian made VEPR from the famous MOLOT factory

Jesus titty fucking Christ, this has to be a troll

>>8277787
>Triple AAA
Whats AAA AAA AAA ?

>>8279715
Thanks for the heads up you dumb faggot

>>8280089

>>8280099
Op was he srs? Did they swat you?

OP ded cause he didn't buy nano

>>8280241
OP IS KILL. RIP OP.

>>8280053
Converted VEPRS are gay anon. Get an arsenal or a kit build.

>>8277787
It's weird seeing someone post this shit near where I grew up.

>>8280377
im a fan of krebs. any experience with arsenal that you could report to someone looking to get another ak?

>>8277787
>out of gas
>headlights on

You...you're not going to make it are tou anon.

>>8280377
Next on my buy list

>>8280099
If the cops see this thread they will see you put that sharpie up your butt before you died

>>8279689
>they hate going to gas stations. Guys checking you out, cat calling, etc
Ugly feminist detected.

>>8280518
Buy some Elix. Also what's the update now how you doing

Best thread in a while

>>8278795
Im going with this guy. I trust him. Gonna get Kakao

>>8281031
I'm good... got gas. Driving again now.

are you serious? buy GAS. its a sign, you need it. plus you will make money this week from it

>>8277787
Metaverse (ETP). its fucking cheap and has never recovered. solid team, solid project, functional product.

>>8281847
Doesn't it rely on that fishead coin NEO? What if NEO fails?

>>8277787
This the same guy who made that eth larp?

>>8281954
No?

deadass some of the best shit ive seen on this board

ilu op don't die

what is going on in this thread

>>8282291
libertarianism in a nutshell

>>8280076
Its not dude. None of this would have happened if I wasn't on the phone talking. And when it wouldn't go anymore and I pulled over and I didn't know what to do at first. So I checked my coin prices on binance to see if it was still going up. Then thought to make this thread.

>>8280477
>not having a milled receiver made in Bulgaria Arsenal Arms AK
You will NOT make it

>>8282194
>deadass
You really don't belong here, go kill yourself faggot monkey nigger

Holy fuck OP put a sharpie in his ass with a time stamp. And he has an ak. Who is this rainbow Rambo ass nigga

>>8277787
Thanks OP. I was having a shit time cuz I'm dreading work tomorrow.
Thanks for the laughs.

>>8282715
oh god lmao

the cop obviously noticed the ak, let you go but called it in.
you're probably being tracked by a drone by now

>>8279341
ELITE SHITPOST

Best of luck OP. Be safe.

good thread

Onliy 4chan can give me a true belly laugh

Op you're a fucking degenerate I hope you fucking get killed by a white boy.

UPDATE US OP

YOU MADMAN

>>8283793
Update is I dumped all my link and AMB bags for ZIL 100%

>>8283831
Buy EPX man, it's ground floor right now
Do your own research on it

>>8283909
I only feel safe on binance. I'll gladly get a blowjob from chick with a sore on her mouth. But when it comes to crypto I'm very conservative.

>>8283939
Your choice friendo.
You'll be cursing this decision when it takes off though

>>8283979
Where do I buy it what exchange

>>8284095
You need to get ETH in a metamask wallet, and then go to the website and buy tokens
The site also allows you to make a web wallet if you want

https://ethphoenix.io/coins.html

You get money for "free" in ETH dividends that you can withdraw and do whatever you want with, or you sell your tokens after they've mooned, but you can't sell immediately or you lose 20% - which is where your "free" money comes from

>>8278058
I wouldn't trust a retard to drive me anywhere op

>>8284141
Actually I don't have a wallet nor know how to create one or how to put the coins into them. When i took a shot on cardano randomly in early dec and like 30 times my money in a few weeks with that and TRON Didn't even know how to set up my 2FA authenticator to withdraw. Ended up losing like 30% of what I made before I could find a friend who could do it for me.

I'm lost in crypto. I just keep it on binance

What fun is making lots of money when it's securely stored in a wallet? Chicks don't like dudes who don't role the dice and do things like keep their coins on an exchange

>>8284141
Also, I appreciate the time you took to explain that to me. But I only have like 8k in there now split between AMB and LINK. I don't want to scale down with those and then watch them take off

ERZ. Thank me from jail.

>>8283831
This is the only LARPing I've done in this thread

Legendary thread

>>8284141
Is this one of those ICO's? And what's the price right now? I'm driving still

>>8284141
How long do I have to get a wallet and get the coins??? You've actually got me excited now. I trust you anon.

>>8284141
>>8284458
>>8284524
This entire thread for an ethphoenix shill. Well done.

>>8279715
After I saw your guys' capabilities with Shia lebeouf I'm actually detouring and heading south to northern Tennessee so I don't have to go through southern Illinois. Who knows with you faggots... you probably called the cops and they are just waiting for me at the Mississippi River. And I don't know the laws as far as not having the gun locked in a case even tho it's dissassembled.

>>8284458
>>8284524
This is something different.
A smart contract on ETH blockchain, which can now never be stopped - unless everyone actually stops interacting with it at once.
I'm not going to tell you it will grow quickly, so you might have a while, but I can't really see a reason for it to not continue to grow.

Another dude has built a separate contract for futures (betting) on the balance of the contract. This pulls in people to manipulate the price in order to win bets, which drives volatility of the contract and gives everyone who has EPX ETH dividends.

I put about $2k over a few weeks, and I'm already getting ~$8/day on slow days, but IMHO the price is still very low for what this could be.
Once people realise what it means and that it is safe and secure, it is groundbreaking.
Sort of like a decentralised bank, though they would hate me for using the word

Pecunio - gold backed token, another fund token already listed on Iconomi. Profitable business. Hit their pre-sale hard cap of $4.5m. ICO starts in a few days. thank me later

>>8284674
Ok cool sounds great. Thank you.

>>8284866
You're welcome anon

Thanks for the laugh OP, great thread. 10/10

safe travels out there m8

fuck that guy if he actually called the police.

>>8277787

You're a fucking moron. I cleaned up the aftermath of the Joplin tornado. My grandpas house was in the subdivision behind the camera that showed the fucked out hospital. These are the kinds of people that would stop on the side of the road to help you because they've all fucked one anothers cousins and you could be a relative or something. Yes they're kind of inbred but in a friendly way kind of like a nice slighty downs kind of person. Anyway you're safe so long as you dont see any black people but the ones you see would probably stop and help you too. Country people tend to do that because if they didnt they would have died back in the day Like the 80s

>>8286386
found the inbred burger

>>8279689
>women run out of gas
This is true, sadly :(

>>8282597
Lol ok

>>8277787
Unironically LINK you broke faggot

Is it legal in the US to browse your phone while you are driving?

>>8287018
Fuck out of here europoor