/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.8184653]

Bullet Proof Portfolio edition 2.0

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

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Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
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Previous thread
>>8177788

[InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU No.8184686]

ZSANs 200 ma at 17 still running atm

[Anonymous No.8184705]

Fucking retards
Buy BAC, buy JPM, but C

[Anonymous No.8184719]

so, when does NAK start mining?

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8184731]

PUMP IT

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8184737]

i have $400 to throw on a sub penny stock.. anybody got anything interesting?

[Anonymous No.8184746]

>>8184653
I bought a bunch of CTRV earlier today. I'm making money, but these highly volatile meme stocks make me nervous. Think I should try to sell it later today or hold for a day or two?

[Anonymous No.8184752]

So should I buy AMD or what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.8184754]

>still can't buy American ETFs
Will someone please put EUSSR out of its misery.

[Anonymous No.8184755]

P O W E R H O U R

[Anonymous No.8184773]

>>8184746
Get in on CERC, dropped $300 in today, it's an aggressive stock but it looks good.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8184779]

>>8184703
>we need the naive and stupid... just don't be the naive and stupid

What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.8184782]

Man I don't know why AMD would be crying we got a fucking moonshot

[Anonymous No.8184803]

>>8184705
Done, but only because you called me a retard

[Anonymous No.8184804]

stonks

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8184818]

>>8184779
BGFV guy is a scamming jew just like we all suspected.

Someone post the meme.

[Anonymous No.8184822]

>>8184705
What is with you and Boomer stocks? Also post more cute anime girls.

[Anonymous No.8184830]

>>8184818

[Anonymous No.8184840]

>>8184737
BPMX. Wait for a dip though.

[Anonymous No.8184851]

>>8184782

Because the average entry for /rgt-smg/ is about $14/bag

You must be new

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8184853]

>>8184818
>>8184779

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8184872]

>>8184840
>sub penny

stocks<.01

[Anonymous No.8184891]

>>8184818
>Another tripfag
Enough

[Anonymous No.8184897]

>>8184822
because my trading style is to put a metric ton of money on boomer stocks and sell within a few days
Bank stocks are undervalued and are top performers lately so it is wise to use these now

[Anonymous No.8184913]

>>8184872
Oh, so you're looking for some OTC Market trash then.

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8184916]

>>8184853
Seriously though how does a value investor think that the entire stock market is zero-sum game? Only alpha is zero-sum. The reason why there is value to be undervalued to begin with is the return on equity.

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8184947]

Guys, bears are firing shells at our afternoon gains. Getting some moderate volume red bars for the first time since the bog lift.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8184982]

>>8184916
>Seriously though how does a value investor think that the entire stock market is zero-sum game?
you think im just a value investor? is that all i am to you? huh? I'll have you know i graduated at the top of my class at /smg/ trading school, i'm highly trained in classified memes and pump and dumps. Right now i am shorting all your long positions with 10x leverage.. Your portfolio is fucking dead kiddo

[Anonymous No.8184984]

>>8184947
what index do you watch for general market trends? NDX, DJI, SPX?

[Anonymous No.8184998]

>>8184947
Who the fuck are you?

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8185004]

>>8184913
>Oh, so you're looking for some OTC Market trash then.
yeah basically

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185009]

>>8184984
SPX

[Anonymous No.8185013]

>>8184947

HODL the line

[Anonymous No.8185019]

>>8184897
Oh I see, you're an actual trader.

[Anonymous No.8185028]

>>8184984
my captcha is haunted

[Anonymous No.8185063]

>>8184818

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185064]

>>8184998
the ib futures trading phoneposter. I'm working from home today because of a comfy winter storm.

[Anonymous No.8185094]

netflix shooting to all time highs again? I told you cucks

[Texas anon No.8185146]

>>8184818
He doesn’t bother me much as the faggot who used to shill DRYS last fall.

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185185]

Yall niggas need to buy more equities before 4pm. I'm still down 12k from the (((Cohn))) debacle. Don't ask me how.

[Anonymous No.8185241]

>>8185185
Still bleeding from sunrun.
Lesson learned though, earnings are everything.
if expected earnings are much higher than historical earnings, be wary.

[Anonymous No.8185277]

>>8185241
>sunrun
you didnt learn any lessons, you bought a meme, not even a good meme

[Anonymous No.8185296]

>>8185241
I sold the fuck out of that trash during the morning pop.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8185302]

>>8185241
the stock market is rigged, the sooner you learn that the sooner you can start making money.

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185315]

>>8185241
Don't let the bullies get to you anon it takes heart to take risk.

[Canadian weed update No.8185318]

Red day off the previous four consecutive green days today as expected. No major bloodbath though, or not yet anyway. Sold my EMH holding at profit to refill my free cash as I had no cash available since last Thursday. No other trades for today. I will see how tomorrow plays out whether I want to open a new position, hop back in on EMH if it drops, bolster existing long positions etc. N and FFT have just started bullish MACD cross pattern on 1 month and 3 month scales so that will be possible breakout as long as sector in general is behaving within normal range (no crash!). If sector drops 5% or more tomorrow, that breakout could be/will be on hold for a while.

[Anonymous No.8185323]

>>8185277
Margins are great, earnings are great, what's not to like?

[InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU No.8185335]

>>8185241
you should have sold when it popped AH

take any gains you can mane, small gains add up quick

[Anonymous No.8185336]

>>8185241
There are apps out there that will tell you when to buy and when to sell. Yet you choose to listen to /biz/.

[Anonymous No.8185371]

>>8185335
well it happened after hours i normally don't even look at my robinhood after.

I saw it boom, then it started dumping, I just figured it was going to erase the boom, didn't realize it would keep going.
>>8185336
i bought amrs at $3.30 though

[Anonymous No.8185372]

dear Sirs,,
I recomend 2 buy BAZiNGA its good coin lots of use in comedy things i have many bags Sirs pls

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185388]

>>8185336
/biz/ is a band of retarded brothers no bully pls

[Anonymous No.8185403]

>>8185241
wrong lesson.

people in /smg/ often say things like "the earnings was great, why did the stock go down?!" not realizing that analysts are doing everything they can to predict the earnings. if analysts could, they'd use satellite images to record the number of trucks that go in and out of a store to predict what earnings is going to be like. what moves stocks is the diffrence between earnings and the analysis expectation of earnings. if analysts are expecting shit earnings and earnings are shit, the stock wont move even after a bad earnings call. if analysts are expecting really good earnings and earnings are good, the stock might not move. if analytics are expecting good earnings and earnings are good but less good that analysts expected, the stock might fall. the expected value of earnings is already priced in. only differences between expectations and actual results will cause price moves

[Anonymous No.8185417]

>>8185323
Yeah they beat on top and bottom line and then the stock gaps down 10% for no reason. Then gaps up back to 7.30 during pre market, and then followed the market back down another 10%. Earnings never make any sense. Sometimes companies completely miss and rip. Sometimes it's the complete opposite. My best guess is the (((Market Makers))). RUN has like 83% institutional ownership.

[Anonymous No.8185419]

>>8184737
TOPS

[Anonymous No.8185420]

>>8185336
the combined brains of smg is better than any algorithm

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8185443]

>>8185419
do you know when their dead line for r/s or delist is?

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185444]

>>8185403
There's consensus, actual and whispers consensus. Whispers consensus is what people speculating actually think will happen which is why they are speculating on the report. This also causes sometimes counterintuitive variance.

[Anonymous No.8185446]

>>8185372

You forgot to post a brapper...

[Anonymous No.8185451]

>>8185336
If that were true everyone would be rich.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8185481]

>>8185451
we need the naive and stupid in the market

[Anonymous No.8185483]

>>8185451
They don't get it right everytime obviously, but they do a hell of a lot better than the advice from here.

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185490]

>>8185444
https://www.earningswhispers.com/

[Anonymous No.8185504]

>>8185451
they could be, but they let their panic get in the way of what the bot says to do

[Anonymous No.8185527]

>>8185481
no. we need companies to do well and bring value for the investors. the naive and stupid dont move markets, they post on /biz/

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185532]

>>8185504
Bots never right 100% of the time.

[Anonymous No.8185540]

>>8185483
app name?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8185561]

Okay everyone, SMG update. We're beating both SPY and BRK.B. In the last week:
SPY: +.06%
Brk.b: -1.77%
/SMG/: +2.4%
The worst traders in the world are collectively beating the market and Warren Buffett. Amazing.
We need the next round of stocks to buy tomorrow morning. First replies get priority. GO GO GO LET AUTISM GUIDE YOU

[Anonymous No.8185566]

>>8185540
I use vectorvest, it's free for 2 weeks, but then you have to pay. It's worth it even if you have to pay. Started using it 4 weeks ago and have been doing great since then.

[Anonymous No.8185572]

>>8185504
The bots are flawed too, they were made by flawed beings. People always talk about "DA ALGORITHMS" and " THE DARK POOLZ" but for whatever reason they for get that they're ran and created by humans. There always has to be a human to press the button.

[Anonymous No.8185576]

>>8185561
>We're beating both SPY and BRK.B
BASED

[Anonymous No.8185585]

>>8185561
CERC
>>8185572
Yes, nobody here has said bots are perfect.

[Anonymous No.8185587]

I liquidated my $VDC position at a loss so I don't have to pay as many estimated taxes

I use the annualized method

[InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU No.8185589]

ZSAN bullflags everywhere the gift hat keeps giving

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8185590]

>>8185561
The full update with a spread sheet will be posted to autismincorporated dot org later today

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185605]

PUMP IT HIGHER

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

POWER HOUR HOLY GHOST AMEN

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8185620]

>>8185561
NMM

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8185629]

>>8185561
GCAP

[Anonymous No.8185649]

>>8185532
the algo will tell you when to cut losses too

>>8185572
high speed trading is what banks do, so they cant be that flawed. It depends on if your personnel adjustments to the algo

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185661]

>>8185561
http://www.proshares.com/funds/ttt.html

[Texas anon No.8185666]

>>8185561
ATRS on the morning dip

[Anonymous No.8185672]

>>8185561
fucking Based

[Anonymous No.8185684]

>>8185561
ALT

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8185686]

VVUS getting ready for a move in either direction, buy volume in Feb suggest to the upside can never be too sure

[HarblongCassidy !KzfKdB2Xmc No.8185700]

Anybody playing CARA tomorrow?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8185707]

>>8185620
You'll be happy to know I'm considering making Big 5 an eternal member of the fund until it hits the mid teens :^)

[Anonymous No.8185726]

>>8185649
>***Personal adjustments to the algo***

My point exactly.

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185732]

>>8185561
also

>BGFV unironically the ringer

[Anonymous No.8185750]

now that specs are market neutral theres going to be the mother of all short squeezes as sp500 goes to new highs
everybody, go long on the DOW, SP, whatever, right now, do it NOW

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185766]

>>8185750
Cool been long $1.3mn SP500 e-minis since noon.

[Anonymous No.8185804]

>>8185766
that should be enough

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185820]

>>8185804
I can bump it up to 2.5 if I'm feeling lucky.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8185830]

>>8185707
>I'm considering making Big 5 an eternal member of the fund until it hits the mid teens :^)

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185866]

>>8185830
I unironically made great returns off BGFV but I sold it today because I can't do cash products. I need to be able to trade 23 hours a day because I'm a degenerate.

[Anonymous No.8185888]

>>8185866
Do 5 minute forex binary options and you'll be ready to hang yourself in about 2 hours.

[Anonymous No.8185906]

fuck yeah almost break even on HYSR. been holding it for 5 years.

[Anonymous No.8185907]

>>8185820
if you got in below 2700 just wait until tommrow
idk what power hour will bring today, I predict a boost up

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8185909]

>>8185888
I already short convexity'd myself out of $10k this past 24 hours so I'm pretty tight as it is.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8185910]

>>8185866
>I unironically made great returns off BGFV
theres no suprise there, its a solid company with a non dilutive share structure.

[Anonymous No.8185935]

>>8185589
I know that interface, that's fucking IB, lol

I trade Bitcoin futures there

[Anonymous No.8185989]

Holy shit my C and BA is mooning

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8185993]

>>8185888
>Do 5 minute forex binary options
how much money do you need to do that and where do you do it at?

[Anonymous No.8185996]

>>8185909
nice trip lmao
>>8185589
Love the C&C reference

lmao these

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8186011]

>>8185989
>Holy shit my C and BA is mooning

[Anonymous No.8186016]

>>8185993
nadex
at least 50k, dont use leverage more than 5

[Anonymous No.8186034]

>>8186011
now they are mooning in the oposite direction

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186053]

It's funny how mooning transitioned from the first major takeoff in asset valuation to any uptick at all lol.

C and BA mooning is ironic as fuck.

[Anonymous No.8186076]

>>8184653
POWER HOUR
O
W
E
R

H
O
U
R

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186087]

Who is ready for a particularly strong power hour?

We don't need Gary Cohn we still have Steve Mnuchin.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8186097]

>>8186053
>C and BA mooning is ironic as fuck.
i don't think people know what mooning is lol

BA market cap 208b
C market cap 195b

Gunna take alot to get those to moon

[Anonymous No.8186135]

When are we gonna name change to LARPing general thread?

[Anonymous No.8186138]

>>8185993
Minimum deposit of $250 and use nadex to trade it. For the love of christ big5 don't do it.

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186165]

>TFW power hour

[Anonymous No.8186223]

So does power hour tend to occur around 1pm eastern time?

[Anonymous No.8186234]

Rate my power hour theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEwkcIJkgf8

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186249]

>>8186223
No it's just the nickname for 3-4pm. Lots of big players tend to make moves at this time of day so there can be some pretty big moves, much bigger moves than the rest of the day combined at times.

[Anonymous No.8186276]

>>8186249
oh, interesting

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186299]

>>8186276
Yeah open and close are the most liquid times so there's more trading early and late than in the middle.

[Anonymous No.8186310]

Strap in for tomorrow, lads.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8186314]

>>8186276
>>8186249
>>8186223
power hour is a meme

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8186318]

>>8185888
This sounds like something I should get into. Binary options are like European options though right?

[Anonymous No.8186319]

>>8186135
Just filter all the tripfogs that are trying to get an identity in /smg/ but ultimately ruin it like every other general on 4chan

[Anonymous No.8186322]

>>8185566
your stupid app is saying SUNRUN is a good buy

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186328]

>>8186314
It really isn't. 9:30-10:30 and 3:00-4:00pm have higher volumes.

[Anonymous No.8186343]

>city of bears

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186350]

Power hour delivers.

[Anonymous No.8186352]

>>8186328
Fuck off attention whore.

[Anonymous No.8186367]

>>8186299
thanks
>>8186314
it's not a meme, probably been harder to notice during the non-stop bull market we've been for much of 2017/beginning 2018.

[Anonymous No.8186374]

>Cohn resigns
>news scares people
>realize it's fucking nothing
>stocks rebound back

I fucking hate the media

[Anonymous No.8186375]

>>8186318
binary options are for americans because normal leveraged trading has been illegal since 2008 (for low income)

[Anonymous No.8186391]

>>8186314
It really is, but your fellow LARPers will disagree.

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186394]

>>8186374
Yeah this shit fucked me over because of retarded boomers panic selling in late trading.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8186395]

>>8186234
This is the official power hour theme song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

[Anonymous No.8186397]

closed boeng for a COOL 0.5%

[Anonymous No.8186406]

>>8186322
Yes it says buy, but it also says that it is extremely risky. The stock is considered to be undervalued, but that doesn't mean it's a sure bet. Buy some up.
>>8186318
Binary options are a little bit of every market. Trading USD/CAN USD/JPY etc. But it is 24hr action which is why a lot of people are drawn to it. 5 minute binary options are flat out gambling. At least do 20min ones.

[Anonymous No.8186413]

>>8186394
>>8186374
Don't get mad when they do it, exploit it. It's literally a buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.8186442]

>>8186406
you just said i was an idiot for buying then told me to use the app that told me the buy the shit you told me was bad

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186443]

>>8186413
I was all-in and had to stop out.

[Anonymous No.8186455]

>The urge to buy even more AMD intensifies
Its like a drug.

[Anonymous No.8186470]

>>8186374
financial media is uniroincally fake news, seriously more akin to celebrity gossip news than something that is profitable

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8186478]

We need one more stock for the /smg/ hedge fund. What should it be?

[Anonymous No.8186479]

Looks like dip buying is back in style

[Anonymous No.8186485]

>>8186442
Put complete faith in the app and it will carry you to gains heaven. Don't listen to me, listen to the app.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8186489]

>>8186374
See >>8186413

I just bought calls on the SPY dip and they're up from $2.65 to $3.50 in a single day man.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8186523]

>>8186478
Did we get somethign that goes up when everything else goes down like a hedge?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8186542]

>>8186523
Not yet, I'll throw SNAP in for that?

[Anonymous No.8186546]

>>8186478
KO

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186547]

>>8186391
I know for a fact that a lot of asset managers daily rebalance toward COB so you're just plain wrong kid.

[Anonymous No.8186566]

>>8182512
Sorry, I have the rest of the week off so I was at the gym, I had nothing to report other than water and protein powder :(

[Anonymous No.8186570]

>>8186478
AMAT
SMCI

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8186593]

>>8186566
Sobieski is pretty much the best cheap vodka on the market, good shit.

[Anonymous No.8186598]

Should I buy AMRS? I've got about $170. Any other meme stock suggestions?

[Anonymous No.8186605]

>>8186470

Yep. They can be pretty flagrant about it too. Globe and Mail, for instance, apparently hates marijuana sector and fuds it every chance it gets. Business media in general doesn't like weed but the Globe is the worst of the lot by far.

[Anonymous No.8186623]

Fuckin lol. I was out all morning doing shit thinking "the bears finally got one". I come back and we are like -100 dow haha. Happy days yall

[Anonymous No.8186631]

>>8184653
TOmorrow will see a 2000 pt drop due to wide introduction of tariffs, and not just on alluminum and steel
buy the dip, or buy some weekly puts, or both

[Anonymous No.8186664]

>>8186631
how about you suck my cock bitch

[Anonymous No.8186675]

>>8186631
We'll see if you're right. Cohn didn't just leave for no reason.

[Anonymous No.8186682]

>>8186593
It's like the Canadian Hunter of vodka, a pleasant surprise. I usually stick with Tito's, I don't do much vodka anymore. I just line up Jager shots nowadays.

[Anonymous No.8186686]

>>8186566
Kot wanna blini?

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186707]

>>8186675
I'm closing my longs at COB today for this exact reason. I'm hoping to get another dip to make back my stop out losses.

[Anonymous No.8186709]

>>8186682
>>8186593
Smirnoff is my choice. Interesting that us stockfags like vodka or is that just a coincidence?

[Anonymous No.8186728]

>>8186709
I switched to Gin, much better flavor

[Anonymous No.8186732]

>>8186664
Grumpy
>>8186675
Yep, maybe not tomorrow, but trump really wants the announcement this week

[Anonymous No.8186737]

>>8186686
HAND THEM OVER

>>8186709
I drink whatever I got in stock but yea, usually Vodka and Jager

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8186759]

>>8186737
>Jager

[Anonymous No.8186818]

>>8186759
I'm one of the fuck ups that actually like it for the taste instead of party memes, so easy to just do shots when its been in the freezer

[Anonymous No.8186867]

going to short the jpy x500 margin with 500k today, screen cap this im a master trader, i'll come back with results

[Anonymous No.8186874]

Also, thanks to UVXY anon, well worth the day trade for a couple buckaroos, made today fun

[Anonymous No.8186875]

>>8186728
>>8186737

I just buy Smirnoff cuz its the cheapest decent-tasting vodka. I can get a fifth for $12. They have like bottom shelf shit for like $8, but hey thats what I make all this fancy stock money for right? Haha

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8186882]

I drink what ever I'm in the mood for, but if I'm at bar ordering a drink with out having much of a thought about it my go to is a gin and tonic.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8186909]

>>8186818
You ever just drink it on the rocks? I do that a lot.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.8186926]

Alright week 2 is good to go! See you goys in a week

[Anonymous No.8186933]

>>8186875
I just get the big $8 plastic jugs desu

was popov vodka, now glenshire gin

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8186938]

>>8186882
>my go to is a gin and tonic
have you had enough gay sex today?

[Anonymous No.8186939]

>>8186909
>jager on the rocks
Lmfao that is some trailer trash class if ive ever seen it

[Anonymous No.8186972]

I usually don't gamble on earnings but AQMS clocks in tomorrow. Any thoughts one way or another? I think they'll just dip at open tomorrow IMO, am I being a brainlet?

>>8186909
Nah, I keep the bottle in the freezer and just pour it into a frosty shot glass

[Anonymous No.8186983]

sold my visa, Ill probably reegret it

[InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU No.8187005]

>>8186933
popov and orange juice is my go to

[Anonymous No.8187012]

BPMX is dropping hard. What price point should I buy back in if at all?

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8187032]

Back in the saddle again lads. A few days of good moves and we'll be back to ATH.

[Anonymous No.8187048]

>>8186983
>Eet's 'appeneeng.
>Eeh sould?
>POOMP IT.

[Anonymous No.8187050]

>>8186485
thx for the app suggestion. this is giving me ideas on picks and strategies.
not gonna flat out buy their buys but there's a few at good levels
SGH for one, this could breakout 10% soon

[Anonymous No.8187056]

>>8184653
DRYS
R
Y
S

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8187059]

>>8187048
>The call that saved equities.
>"Cohn is nothing to us. Lift it."

[Anonymous No.8187093]

>>8187048

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8187098]

quick i need an OTC penny stock to throw money at!

[Anonymous No.8187100]

What do you guys think about diet cranberry juice and vodka?

[Anonymous No.8187115]

holy fuck are we pumping back to yesterday's close?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8187116]

>>8186938
I can drink gin and tonic and still like chicks.

[InsufficientFunds !J9gtlsEGgU No.8187117]

>>8187098
short btc

[Anonymous No.8187126]

>>8187115
Nasdaq already way above, m80.

[Anonymous No.8187128]

Fucking Coca Cola just isnt moving
They just released alcoholic beverages to Japan, it should moon to 50

[Anonymous No.8187134]

>>8187059

[Anonymous No.8187137]

>>8187050
No problem, hasn't steered me wrong yet, even if you just use it as a tool for analysis it's useful as hell.

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8187139]

>>8187115

[Anonymous No.8187149]

Just looked at my portfolio for the first time today dreading deep red after my miserable premarket. I’m green! Not deep green but green none the less

Also office booze master race reporting in

[Anonymous No.8187150]

I regret selling my Visa

[Anonymous No.8187171]

just short sold 500 shares of PANW

how badly did I fuck up

[Anonymous No.8187174]

>>8187150
they always do

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8187188]

I'm still selling at the close today. I don't think the market will take the tariff announcement well even though we all know it's coming.

[Anonymous No.8187202]

>>8187115
that is why you keep your holding hand strong and don't panic sell on emotion.

[Anonymous No.8187209]

>>8187188
Buying any X before the announcement?

[Anonymous No.8187213]

>>8187188
let's just hope the whole market isn't thinking the same thing

[Anonymous No.8187231]

>>8187188
Tariffs are already priced in probably
Won't make that big of a difference

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8187243]

>>8187231
There is always a retarded kneejerk reaction to any headline related to this. Maybe with Cohn leaving it's played out. But I don't think so. Lots of big funds still are bears.

[Anonymous No.8187253]

Aaaand we’re back lmao. I’m thinking of reducing. Markets will inevitably shit on further tariff fud regardless of fundamentals.
>>8187115
I’m higher. SP500 heavy

[Anonymous No.8187255]

>>8187100
Hold the diet and thats what im about to have at market close today haha

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8187280]

>>8187253
So we are resolved tariff FUD is on the menu for the next few days.

[Anonymous No.8187304]

Prepare for the Power minute

[Anonymous No.8187329]

ITS DUMPING

[Anonymous No.8187343]

>>8187329
Its a trap

[Anonymous No.8187402]

>1 day trade away from being marked as a day trader.
Dammit.

[Anonymous No.8187413]

>>8187280
I have decided not to sell anything, I’m still pretty comfy. I expect the mkt to decline following industrials, which will take a hit based on the logic that alum, steel is now more expensive to import, but those gains are likely to come back when people realize that won’t knock the rest of the market which is less dependent on those materials. Also I wonder how much of it is already priced in. My hands can endure a week of panic sellers

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8187419]

My GCAP sell order filled, that's crazy. The contracts I have left just profits on a free roll now.

[Anonymous No.8187423]

>>8187402
Fuck me too.

[Anonymous No.8187425]

>>8187413
Don't be a boomer, everything is going to be fine, some people will panic sell and if they do buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.8187439]

>>8187402
Get on a 1-3 month time horizon I bet you’d make the same or more. And it prevents buying excessively risky shit that doesnt belong in any reasonable portfolio

[Anonymous No.8187446]

oh my fucking God boys

There was 1 minute left, I was about to sell my citibank, then my computer shut off by itself

Just fuck my ass holy shit
I guess its fine though

[Anonymous No.8187464]

>>8187446
It’s a sign

[Anonymous No.8187477]

>>8187419
>Selling before they hit strike price in 24 hrs

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8187498]

>>8187477
yeah I know I forgot I listed them. What ever can't complain about a free roll. Now I can buy more of these spy calls

[Anonymous No.8187510]

Got in on some X right before close, wish me luck boys.

[Anonymous No.8187528]

>>8187439
Whats that? Im kinda new to this stuff

[Anonymous No.8187591]

the absolute state of bears

[Anonymous No.8187593]

old friend whos also a trader talked to me today, been making his pick a purely on horoscope and tarots
he’s up 500% realized, 1500% unrealized
i want to die

[Anonymous No.8187625]

>>8186631
Hopefully bursts the China credit bubble so I can buy a house.

[Anonymous No.8187642]

>>8187593
>OY VEY, THE GOYIM FOUND OUT
>SHUT IT DOWN

[Anonymous No.8187668]

>>8187593
your old friend is also a major bullshitter

[Anonymous No.8187700]

who here remembers /yesterday/
glad those days are over

[Texas anon No.8187701]

>>8187402
I did went through that last week

[Anonymous No.8187730]

>>8187668
he’s not
we’re open with eachothers financials, I logged onto his etrade
weekly options

[Anonymous No.8187849]

>>8187730
does he sell tarot signals?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8187928]

>>8187730
Should I just like abandon my strategy and rely solely on the I Ching to trade options?

[Anonymous No.8188080]

>>8187849
>>8187928
According to him (he’s in nyc, so I assumed he went to some corner tarot shop) he just uses those shitty horoscope/tarot sites

[Anonymous No.8188136]

NSTG earnings report habbening

[Anonymous No.8188138]

Ok /biz/
I have $1k. What do I invest in?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8188178]

>>8188138
You should read a shitty horoscope/tarot site, apparently it's way better at this than us.

[Anonymous No.8188186]

How many of you retards actually click these??

[Anonymous No.8188206]

>>8184653
Q predicts a crash btw

[Anonymous No.8188221]

>>8188178
Do the sites explicitly tell you which stocks to buy?

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8188273]

>>8188186
it was only an accident i swear

[Anonymous No.8188275]

>>8188186

>husband shares brutal photos of wedding night

I must admit, I clicked. It's not my fault I'm a cuck with cuck fetishes.

>TFW a BBC won't impregnate your wife on your wedding night.

[Anonymous No.8188283]

odds for down the river
evens for across the stream

[Anonymous No.8188291]

is anyone buying NVDA calls for the conference at the end of the month?

[Anonymous No.8188313]

>>8188138
Invest in the /smg/ hedgefund >>8185561

[Anonymous No.8188315]

>>8188283
well ill miss you /smg/
its been fun wasting work hours with you

[Anonymous No.8188336]

>>8187642
>SHUT IT DOWN

NO.

hold fast to it.


but honestly if you study that image (while probably not good for stock picks) it will really change the way you understand genesis and the rest of the old testament as well as Acts of the apostles

[Anonymous No.8188417]

>>8185561
GE
>GE

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8188619]

>>8188221
no you ask the site a question, and then it gives you some bull shit that you have to decipher. Personally I changed my strategy to using the I Ching, and asked the sight should I buy SPY call options at the money strikes for next week, then I threw the coins a bunch of times and it gave me this reading "The relief you experience here is not your own personal pardon, but the release of others from your rigid expectations.
Like a hot air balloon, you will rise to new heights as you cast the heavy sandbags of resentments and restrictions away from you.
Feel the lightness of being that results from forgiving others and accepting them as they are.
Free yourself of the endless vigil of policing the behavior of others.
See them for who they are, not what they can or can't do for you."

So just buy the fucking SPY call options now and ride the fucking balloon to the moon.

[Anonymous No.8188746]

>>8187928
I use a complex system with Thoth Tarot and Futhark tunes in conjunction with how many people this week told me they saw UFOs. Green all week.

[Anonymous No.8188869]

>>8188619
I bought the dow instead

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8188944]

why does this thread have to die down ah?

wheres the DD?

[Anonymous No.8188967]

>>8188283
???

[Anonymous No.8188989]

>>8188967

[Anonymous No.8189029]

>>8187528
I mean your strategy should accomodate for holding stocks for 1-3 months on average. It keeps your ideas looking toward the future rather than just reacting to things happening now. It also prevents you from buying things that are too risky to hold that long, if they are really that risky they are probably not good buys.
Overtrading is a real thing and can cost you money even with a zero commission broker like robinhood.

[Anonymous No.8189041]

only 2 more hours until the nikkei opens!
CHING CHONG CHING CHONG

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8189044]

>>8188944
You don't need DD or charts when you just throw coins against a wall to make all your decisions.

[IB Bulletin Margin Violation !!NON6qmokk5a No.8189058]

>>8189041
Tariff idea: Short NKD vs Long ES futures

Japan is a major Steel exporter.

[Texas anon No.8189136]

>>8189044
I prefer cow chip bingo

[Anonymous No.8189151]

>>8189058
Short Chink Yuan

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8189285]

>>8189151
That's a great idea. They're going to try to devalue their currency as a tactic in the trade war.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8189292]

>>8189044
>just throw coins against a wall to make all your decisions.
what are they saying today?

[Anonymous No.8189332]

Ok guys. I got 1000$ And no previous investing experience. What should I dump my money into next week?

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8189366]

>>8189332
$100 into stock ABC
$100 into stock XYZ
$100 into a meme

after a week average down with another $100 on all of them. then sell everything the following week.

[Anonymous No.8189369]

>>8189332
Amyris

[Anonymous No.8189403]

>>8188989
No pls no.
Everyone has those points where they're at there lowest, even the best of us. We don't know what tommorow might hold and things can always get better. Dont use a permanent method to get out of what may just be a temporary problem. Remember:
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.8189421]

>>8189292
Don't sell all the stocks for crypto.
Buy Spy calls at the current strike for next week.
Short the Chink Yuan. I'm not even making this up it's literally what they're saying.

[Anonymous No.8189433]

>>8189332
do you like mineless mining companies?

[Anonymous No.8189535]

MYO WTF ARE YOU DOING!!!!

NOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.8189542]

>>8188336
Shhh

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8189598]

>>8189421
source?

[Anonymous No.8189993]

>>8188283
>>8188315
Read
>>8189403

[Anonymous No.8190042]

>>8189535
Got out while I could today. Pity I cant say the same for OIL

[Anonymous No.8190123]

>>8189029
Thanks Ill look into it. I have been meaning to out money in equities and stuf

[Anonymous No.8190307]

>>8185094
Going to get REKT tomorrow. Watch.

[Anonymous No.8190329]

>>8190307
>implying I didnt sell after 0.5% profit

Its like you dont even know my secrets

[Anonymous No.8190547]

I miss highschool so much, I wish I could go back and relive it all. Help me anons, im getting the feels.

[Anonymous No.8190584]

>>8190547
>tfw a literal cheerleader had a crush on my in high school
why did I not act on it anons

[Anonymous No.8190646]

>>8190584
>he didnt just rape a girl to lose his virginity

Idiot, they cant say no because they all secretly wanted to be raped

[Anonymous No.8190686]

>>8185750
>http://www.proshares.com/funds/ttt.html
Im long on the DAX since noon yesterday.

[Anonymous No.8190713]

>>8190686
cool, I was waiting for 11899 to buy but sold immediately after the bounce, I wish I could hold things

[Anonymous No.8190785]

I miss the simplicity, the order, something to rebel against. I miss the socializing, all the friends I took for granted, all the girls around I took for granted. All the laughs are now a thing of the past. I miss the shitty classrooms, the crowded halls, the half days when it snowed, the lazy days when it was too hot to concentrate. I miss walking home with my friends. I miss being with girls all day. I miss the naivity about the world. I miss the lack of responsibilities. I miss being happy.
and I never appriciated it, I'VE WASTED MY TEENAGE YEARS AND NOW IM 20, I'LL NEVER TAKE A GIRLS VIRGINITY, I'LL NEVER SNEAK HOME DRUNK TO AVOID WAKING MY PARENTS, I'LL NEVER SKIP CLASS JUST TO GO AND HANG OUT.

please help me lads, I can literally feel this in my chest as I type it out

[Anonymous No.8190831]

I'm so lonely now, I would give $100,000 to relive just one day

[Anonymous No.8190842]

>>8190785
you still have 10 years to be super young shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.8190852]

When does it peak?

[Anonymous No.8190862]

>>8190842
I've never lived a day in my life, how do I start before its too late???

[Anonymous No.8190921]

If I had the chance again I would seize every opportunity with both hands, I would destroy my pc and xbox, I would live. but im still making the same mistakes now, is it too late to start living lads? How do I start?

[Anonymous No.8190934]

>>8190785
theres nothing you can do about it, sorry

[Anonymous No.8190958]

>>8190862
read books on how to get the womenz.
read on how to lift properly.
read on how to be socially interesting.
learn how to dress well
then do it and fuck.

[Anonymous No.8191011]

>>8190958
thats useless info for a guy like him, all he needs is some zoloft

[Anonymous No.8191031]

>>8190958
I am very confident with women, I have lifted gif related is me, I am socially interesting people like being with me, but theres something wrong with me, im scared to live, and so bitter with regret now!

[Anonymous No.8191081]

>>8191031
I have the solution

[Anonymous No.8191096]

>>8191081
how much to od?

[Anonymous No.8191104]

>>8191031
>these are the people shitposing about confidence problems on 4chan
jfc

[Anonymous No.8191121]

>>8191096
Just 2, Godspeed

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8191137]

>>8190785
go to college

[Anonymous No.8191143]

>>8191031
ok that's nice go to /r9k/, i already wasted too much on you

[Anonymous No.8191164]

>>8191104
>>8191104
I'm not shitposting about confidence I'm shitposting about regret. I have to apologize to you all I think I'm having a mental break down, I'm thinking about messaging some random girl on facebook and offering her 10k to sit and hold my hand. Whats the point of all this money were making lads if you have no one to love???

[Anonymous No.8191234]

>>8191164
I will bully you unless you stop

[Anonymous No.8191321]

>>8191164
>>8190785

> I'VE WASTED MY TEENAGE YEARS AND NOW IM 20

homie this isn't a thing. everyone's teenage years are a waste and you're like 25% through life presumably with some money. you'll inevitably learn shit just by existing so just keep existing and _do something_.

Just find something to do. gardening, cycling, programming, producing dumbass gifs over on reddit, whatever.

[Anonymous No.8191356]

a-anyways... Im an extremely good darts player, I can throw any sharp object of any length from almost any distance perfectly strait

How can I capitalize on this?

[Anonymous No.8191368]

>>8191356
I imagine you could get a lot of free drinks in bar bets

[Anonymous No.8191393]

>>8191031
I believe the word you are looking for is "having an existential crisis". But don't worry. We are all going to make it.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8191458]

>>8191234
saved

Whenever i get bored i go on /r9k/ and randomly pick a post and just reply with a simple "kys" this picture will be perfect

[Anonymous No.8191598]

BASED Nips, not like I bought at 22k or anything haahaa

[Anonymous No.8191779]

>PIXY
Being a bagholder is finally paying off

[Anonymous No.8191815]

nevermind, not based not based

[Anonymous No.8192167]

>>8191815
AAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.8192249]

Buy UWN tomorrow morning

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8192251]

>>8191815
who cares about the Nikkei? shit index with shit stocks

[Anonymous No.8192276]

>>8192251
I care
just wait until the worlds finest automobile stocks are done with their bear market

[Anonymous No.8192368]

Thanks to whoever told me to buy amd when it was 3$

[Anonymous No.8192386]

for some reason stock market threads bring out tripfag cancer

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8192405]

>>8192276
>the worlds finest automobile stocks
you think automobiles are going to be a good investment for the next year or two? i feel like market was flooded with new cars the past 5 years and that it'll take time for society to digest that

[Anonymous No.8192510]

>>8192405
yes definitely, mostly because theyve been in a bear market for like 5 years and the world will be taken over by driverless cars, auto stocks need to be kept afloat, thats why ford started to invest billions into new auto tech, and the most popular cars in the world are japanese cars, so I think they will follow through and Honda or something similar will make the first worldwide affordable driverless cars/electric vehicles

thats my reasoning... Im thinking within 2 years Nikkei 40k

[Anonymous No.8192551]

>>8192510
I think your timeline is a quite a bit accelerated from reality but I agree in the long term.

[Anonymous No.8192654]

SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD

[Anonymous No.8192670]

>>8192551
thats not all

The market right now is tricking the retail investors, making them think a bear market is happening or could happen, when in reality we entered a new paradigm for the new generation of humans born

Once the Sp500 and dow go back to all time highs, this will create panic in Yen carry traders, causing them to sell off the yen and moon the Nikkei even more

[Anonymous No.8192783]

How do you guys feel about vangaurd?

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8193016]

>>8192510
>the world will be taken over by driverless cars, auto stocks need to be kept afloat, thats why ford started to invest billions into new auto tech
it makes sense when you put it that way, i guess cars are always changing and getting to the point where they're going to have to keep up with innovative companies like TSLA or get left behind for good.

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.8193063]

>>8192783
have you been itt before? people here don't really invest in things like Vangaurd they buy shit like AMRS at $3 and BPMX at .13 and shit post about it until they double their money...

You should just buy BGFV when it hits mid teens cash out then think about that vanguard thing you're talkin about