/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL:

[Anonymous No.49701525]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

previous:>>49698735

[Anonymous No.49701551]

FIRST FOR FUTURES REVERSING

[Anonymous No.49701555]

futes taking oil and oil equities with them

[Anonymous No.49701559]

At least you had one day mumus, treasure that day now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulJXiB5i_q0

[Anonymous No.49701563]

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO SLEEP

[Anonymous No.49701569]

putler price hike is getting hecking expensive

[Anonymous No.49701577]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.49701585]

-2%
>-2%
-2%
>-2%

[Anonymous No.49701589]

bruh i just wanted to eat some chinese food...

everyone is a gay bear now

[Anonymous No.49701595]

>SNB hikes 50bps
it begins

[Anonymous No.49701597]

will /smg/ make it through the Greater Depression?

[Anonymous No.49701598]

took the AI a 5 solid minutes for this but I am happy about the first picture

[Anonymous No.49701602]

>>49701577
But I'm shorting

[Harbinger of Meltup's number one fan No.49701606]

Is it over? Circuit breakers finally?
Will the crypto NEETS finally rope and the permabull jump?

Is this happening fast, or is it just me? Bets on if EU or Japan crashes first? When will China resume its eternal Civil War Electric Boogaloo?

Also, when do I starve to death?

[Anonymous No.49701616]

>>49701589
>don't worry about your money gweilo just let it happen

[Anonymous No.49701618]

Nice squeeze baggies

[Anonymous No.49701624]

>>49701606
China is facing internal issues right now (bank runs etc)
Japan crashes first because their bonds are cracking and they HAVE to blink soon, and then the market will completely rugpull

[Anonymous No.49701627]

Show me a bigger lie in the past few day.

[Anonymous No.49701629]

better be green when i wake up retards

[Anonymous No.49701631]

>>49701606
red because of bank of england rate hike in 3 hrs. UK has like 9% (((official))) inflation
those retards will starve first

[Anonymous No.49701632]

>>49701551
That's just the 4am pump anon. It won't last

[Anonymous No.49701634]

>>49701602
OMG WE ARE LITERALLY MICHAEL BURRY IN LE BIG SHORT MOVIE

[Anonymous No.49701639]

>>49701627
Found it

[Anonymous No.49701641]

>>49701597
The what?

[Anonymous No.49701651]

>>49701634
No I just think US and germany will collapse, although I should probably short EU too.

[Anonymous No.49701656]

>>49701639
Jews FEAR the debtmaxxer.
NOT paying. Always defaulting!

[Anonymous No.49701663]

Trumpflation is really going crash the market

[Anonymous No.49701680]

No more melt ups pls. I want a clean line down. Thank you for your consideration.

[Anonymous No.49701684]

>>49701663
I can't believe Nixon did this to us.

[Anonymous No.49701689]

>>49701651
The US will survive, the EU on the other hand...

[Anonymous No.49701692]

Total Chinese victory.

[Anonymous No.49701694]

>Futures
IS THIS HOW MELT UP LOOKS LIKE?

YOU FUCKING LIARS

[Anonymous No.49701695]

WHY DID I COVER MY SHORTS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MY VTSAX
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49701697]

Beware. The stars are LITERALLY aligned

[Anonymous No.49701709]

Bearish engulfing candle.. in pre market..

[Anonymous No.49701715]

>>49701695
>WHY DID I COVER MY SHORTS
Exactly, why?

[Anonymous No.49701717]

>>49701684
That wouldn't have happend under Andrew Jackson. #notmypresident

[Anonymous No.49701722]

>>49701627
That's not QUITE a lie on his part. The truth is the recession is happening regardless. It would happen if he cut back to zero. It would happen if he used the forbidden technique (negative rates). Once it starts for real it doesn't stop until it runs its course. Right now the Fed has to hike to try to put some kind of brake on runaway inflation. They have no choice on this. So in that sense he isn't exactly trying to induce a recession.

[Anonymous No.49701727]

>>49701627
>atlanta fed: downgrades q2 gdp to zero
>powell: the economy is showing no signs of slowing down

[Anonymous No.49701732]

>>49701629
it ain't gonna be

[Anonymous No.49701737]

>>49701717
We need to restore the English Monarchy. This policy of low taxation is irresponsible.

[Anonymous No.49701740]

>>49701663
Yeltsin's price hike needs to stop NOW!

[Anonymous No.49701750]

Look at that buy volume. We aren't going anywhere

[Anonymous No.49701774]

>>49701627

>lifeguard shortage
How do I profit off this

[Anonymous No.49701777]

>>49701697
those are planets

[Anonymous No.49701781]

>>49701589
KEK

[Anonymous No.49701800]

>>49701777
Checked and correct, although they do be lookin' like big-ass stars doe
>>49701740
BRUH IF STALIN DON'T GET OFF HIS BULLSHIT WIT DESE PRICE HIKES I SWEATERGAWD lol jk we all know it be da niggas behin' an' financiering dat wigga byeden doe.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49701811]

>>49701777
Imagine believing that actual stars could move

[Anonymous No.49701813]

Prost to holding cash prior to this downturn

[Anonymous No.49701871]

Are you fucking kidding me.

[Anonymous No.49701873]

>>49701722
I hope he calls me before he uses forbidden technique so I can buy some Cathie calls (ARKK call options)

[Anonymous No.49701900]

>>49701871
Good morning

[Anonymous No.49701929]

>>49701871
priced in doesn't mean we aren't in a bear market.

[Anonymous No.49701930]

>>49701871
I thought the dump would be next week.

[Anonymous No.49701931]

>>49701525
will get long when spy is around 360. 340 is the absolute bottom.

[Anonymous No.49701937]

>>49701900
Can we get a coffee zone going buddy?

[Anonymous No.49701957]

>>49701627
> link will pump after consensus week and staking will be announced :^)

[Anonymous No.49701968]

im a fucking genius at losing money on the stock market holy shit

[Anonymous No.49701969]

>Posted June 14th, 2022
https://supchina.com/2022/06/14/chinas-stock-exchanges-are-delisting-a-record-high-number-of-companies/
>With more stringent securities legislation and regulations, Beijing has implemented a policy of “survival of the fittest” on China’s stock exchanges, which are aiming to whittle out poorly performing companies, as well as zombie and shell companies.

Kek collateralies.

[Anonymous No.49702001]

yurop fucked, Dollar milkshake incoming

[Anonymous No.49702004]

>>49701627
>Show me a bigger lie in the past few day.
this bullshit right here

[Harbinger of Meltup's number one fan No.49702012]

Just let me know when it's circuit breakers so I know when to call in the bobos

[Anonymous No.49702055]

>>49701931
I couldn't find it right now but there is a funny clip of Cramer telling people to sell stocks to cover their need for then next five years right at the bottom during the 2008 crisis. When Cramer tells people to sell at a loss, that's the bottom.

[Harbinger of Meltup's number one fan No.49702060]

>>49702004
KANGZ got gold, hoe. Now standby for the bugmen to invade them for it. China Numbaruuuuu onneeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.49702073]

imagine the day we dump lower than pre covid highs
will be funny

[Anonymous No.49702089]

LOOK AT THAT BLOOD RED PREMARKET

[Anonymous No.49702111]

>>49702004
31 million tons of gold ore
0.00001 g/t au

[Anonymous No.49702120]

>>49702089
The tasteful thickness of it

[Anonymous No.49702148]

Today we smack circuit breakers.

[Anonymous No.49702150]

considering exchanging my eur for usd. not because of the QE thing (nothingburger imo), but because i'm worried about another debt crisis in general.
anything that speaks against it other than the fact that the US has decently high debt?
is there even an alternative to the USD for parking cash safely (i don't believe in the gold meme)? maybe CHF? but they've still got ramping up inflation, negative rates and they'll likely also get fucked by europe's weakening global position, no?

[Anonymous No.49702175]

SOXLsisters...

[Harbinger of Meltup's number one fan No.49702190]

>>49702148
Nah, Bullish...MeltUp told me shit would only go up from now on.
Where has he been? Did the retard finally rope or splat?

[Anonymous No.49702200]

>>49702190
The old guy or the guy who posts here?

[Anonymous No.49702202]

>>49702004
you're sweatin' a lil bit there, goldbug

[Anonymous No.49702228]

Futures are healing bros

[Harbinger of Meltup's number one fan No.49702234]

>>49702200
idk the difference between the two, but I'm referring to the obnoxious bitch who kept permabulling a couple weeks ago like it was funny; hasn't been seen since. Wonder why. Maybe grew up and got board of contrarian meme posts or actually finally roped? Maybe lost a bet and agreed to never return much like our beloved Tinny

[Anonymous No.49702236]

Imagine falling for the buy and hold SOXL meme.

[Anonymous No.49702261]

When was harbinger of the meltup actually seen? I haven't been on smg in a while

[Anonymous No.49702263]

>>49701968
i keep averaging down and it keeps falling
i am literally starving myself to save money every month to keep pumping this dumb casino
fuck my life

[Anonymous No.49702265]

>>49702150
bonds. kekekekekek.

[Anonymous No.49702272]

TTF is up 50% in the last three days
Why is VET flat?

[Anonymous No.49702280]

>>49702261
last seen*

[Anonymous No.49702293]

>>49702261
The real meltup guy is actually bearish now lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRYGtHet6iY

[Anonymous No.49702294]

>>49702150
USD is the best bet right now (which tells you how fucked up things are)

[Anonymous No.49702297]

PULL UP BUDDY

YOURE GOING TO CRASH THIS MARKET

[Anonymous No.49702305]

>>49702293
Wait... this guy is harbinger of meltup? the guy posting here?

[Anonymous No.49702310]

>>49702236
WE DON'T NEED SEMICONDUCTORS ANYMORE !!

[Anonymous No.49702320]

>>49702234
Nah that guy wasn't the real Harbinger. The real Harbinger is the only one who knows what he is doing. You can't just simply say you're a Harbinger. It's not that easy to be a real Harbinger.

[Anonymous No.49702330]

Just pull the plug.
>raise interest to 10 %, US and EU
>EU stops saving Italy and other poo in the loo member states from themselves
>end all forms of foreign aid
>close every single nation state border, no flow of people or goods in or out
Leave to cook for 60 years, draw conclusions and see what to do afterwards

[Anonymous No.49702331]

>>49702236
Lumies get fucked

[Anonymous No.49702334]

>>49701774
Stop employing so many lifeguards

[Anonymous No.49702360]

>>49702001
HIGHWAAAY TOOOO
THE DANGER ZOOOOONE
>4% yields
>150% debt/GDP
>literally gives 6% of GDP to Jews
lmao

[Harbinger of Meltup's number one fan No.49702373]

>>49702320
yeah, so hopefully the fake cunt obnoxious mass reply pos roped, right? Also, I just hope that somewhere out there our beloved Tinny is smiling down upon us up to his tits in k-pop cuties...

[Anonymous No.49702396]

>>49702236
Perfect way to put an end to the SOXL shitters. Sometimes I wish I could go back in time, and laugh at the SOXL obsessed retards with a graph of what the future holds for them.

[Anonymous No.49702412]

>>49702263
I might need to keep /biz/ posted about my moves so they can do the opposite for guaranteed profits fucking hell mate the ride never ends

[Anonymous No.49702419]

>>49702236
It's hilarious all the avatarfags and SOXL shills are immediately quiet when the bear market is going on and only showed their heads once there was bull trap recovery and the pause we had in selling only to now have disappeared again.

[Anonymous No.49702429]

>>49702360
Shitty article, Mario Draghi isn't facing reelection. He's also a 200IQ sociopath so everything should be going according to his plan

[Anonymous No.49702431]

>>49702360
Revvin up the printer listen to her howling roar

[Anonymous No.49702433]

STOCKMARKETFUNDINGDOTCOM

[Anonymous No.49702434]

>it's getting even worse
>sub 370 soon

[Anonymous No.49702441]

>the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever
>the bear will leave its cave forever

[Anonymous No.49702449]

>>49702429
>Mario Draghi isn't facing reelection
Good thing that's not what the caption claimed then.

[Anonymous No.49702453]

>>49701968
>-98%
Me too anon.
I made ALL the mistakes.
I kept thinking one more time.
Buy high sell low.
Options that loses 90%.
Why am I like this?

I want to watch the stock market burn.

[Anonymous No.49702464]

>>49702449
nvm am dumb, but still. His government isn't supposed to exist after this election anyway

[Anonymous No.49702467]

IT WAS A FAKE OUT

[Anonymous No.49702468]

WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?

[Anonymous No.49702473]

So this the (rape) correction that bratty market was needing.

[Anonymous No.49702481]

No mercy

[Anonymous No.49702483]

>>49702473
>So this the (rape) correction that bratty market was needing.
yes

[Harbinger of Meltup's number one fan No.49702486]

>>49702412
>>49702419
lol are SOXL tards the /smg/ equivalent of Pajeet crypto scammers?
"Dooooth, please do the thankful and buy put/call sahrs. Very very good profit come to gracefully, sirs. Please sent Apple gift card or 1ETH for my champion. I chat on gurls on facebook while ascending stocks, sahrs."

[Anonymous No.49702492]

Uuuuuuh
Is it a good thing when circuit breakera happen in pre market ?

[Anonymous No.49702504]

>>49702293
He's right though. Fed is jumping rates 0.75% every month now when we've had 14 years of ZIRP. Not even giving the QT any chance to do its work before jumping the gun on hikes. They're triggering a crash and will reverse when it becomes obvious they're killing the economy.

[Anonymous No.49702516]

>>49702004

Lol yes. That thread earlier was a good reminder of how poor the signal to noise is on /biz/. Basic critical thinking, too much to hope for. Cope is a powerful force for turning people's brains off I guess.

[Anonymous No.49702517]

>NASDUMP -3%

[Anonymous No.49702533]

>>49702263
>I make sacrifices to lose money in the Jew casino
>I use the dumbest most cattle-like strategy
Why are goyim like this? You could have just listened to Bobos. Or shorted VIX futures and you'd be about unchanged since January.

[Anonymous No.49702535]

>>49702263
Fasting is safe and effective - yeah, i have eaten nothing but cereal since last Friday. I do it to both save money and punish myself, and i will continue doing it - another fkn huge loss for me.

[Anonymous No.49702536]

Got a question about knockout warrants. So if I buy 100 short knockout warrant on Nasdaq for 8$ a piece, and sell them back at 10$ a piece, do I have any obligation what so ever towards the emitter after I've sold?

It's not like I'm selling a put to them? I've read all the info documents but you nigs are poodle intelligence friendly so maybe someone can explain how it works.

[Anonymous No.49702548]

Circuit breakers today and Powell will have a live press conference.

[Anonymous No.49702549]

SELL EVERYTHING WERE GOING DOWN I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Anonymous No.49702557]

>>49702535
>the absolute state of Mumus in 2022

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49702563]

MONEY NOT IMPORTANT
ONLY FOOD IMPORTANT

[Anonymous No.49702573]

so what are we pricing in right now?

[Anonymous No.49702579]

>>49702573
The other 75% hikes

[Anonymous No.49702580]

>>49702573
The next rate hike

[Anonymous No.49702585]

>>49702536
I just read up what that is.
You don't own it anymore so it's not your problem.
Correct me if wrong.

[Anonymous No.49702586]

Red futures = green day

[Anonymous No.49702587]

>>49702573
The next 3 yeara of recession

[Anonymous No.49702590]

>>49702573
$250 WTI

[Anonymous No.49702592]

>>49702535
>fasting
>still eating carbohydrates
Oh boy!

[Anonymous No.49702591]

why is the max pain for SPY $415? are we about to get the biggest short squeeze ever?

[Anonymous No.49702596]

>>49702586
Not this red

[Anonymous No.49702610]

>>49702573
this right here is because central bank of switzerland surprised with a 50bps rate increase
they are seen as extremely dovish, safehaven currency - when there's big risk in the markets, money flows into the swiss franc and the yen
when they raise rates it makes their debt more attractive, which makes capital inflow into their currency and debt, out of equities
on top of that, if the most dovish central bank in the world is raising rates, it means that shit is serious, that all central banks will be aggressively raising rates to fight inflation; globally money becoming more expensive = equities down
there is also a real fear with rates rising this high that there will be a debt market implosion, where countries will default or be unable to service their debt (see italy)

[Anonymous No.49702618]

>>49702586

[Anonymous No.49702621]

>>49702573
Recession

[Anonymous No.49702630]

LE CIRCUIT BREAKERS !!

[Anonymous No.49702632]

>>49702549
>THIS IS NOT A DRILL
But we are drilling to bedrock.

[Anonymous No.49702638]

>>49702592
i didn't eat a cpl days, only once another - im skinny - muscle and bone - like a corpse.

[Anonymous No.49702642]

>>49702585
Right? It tracks the underlying asset with leverage, but nowhere does it say that I can cash it in and receive any securities, unlike an option. The thing that threw me off was that it says "Parity: 100" which almost made me choke as that's the equivalent of a mirrion dorra for the amount I bought.

[Anonymous No.49702659]

Has anyone heard of a little thing called SQQQ?

Well Yolandi Visser has and she likes the way it pumps.

Wet wet

[Anonymous No.49702692]

>>49702373
>hopefully the fake Harbinger roped
Agreed. Only real Harbingers. In fact we could use one at a time like this.

[Anonymous No.49702704]

I was wondering why crypto was holding up so well. And there it goes.

[Anonymous No.49702729]

>Fed finally hike rates
>Everyone screeches about the market recovering because of it
>Market dumps overnight

[Anonymous No.49702772]

JOHN ROCKER YOU SON OF A BITCH WHY DID YOU CURSE THE MARKET?!?!?!??!?

[Anonymous No.49702774]

>>49701525
>up one day
>reversed the next
>up again
>back down again

[Anonymous No.49702776]

Why are falling prices considered bad? I know it causes unemployment which in turn leads to falling demand, but isnt this just transitory untill prices reach a level that will automatically cause demand to go back up and thereby reverse the proces back to a growth economy?

[Anonymous No.49702780]

Yurop is shidding and farding.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49702783]

We tried to tell you how fake the pump was.

YOU DIDN'T LISTEN

[Anonymous No.49702792]

what are some bread ETFs?

[Anonymous No.49702809]

>she thought the "pump" yesterday was anything other than a dead cat bounce bulltrap
oh no no no

[Anonymous No.49702816]

>>49702774
I just see gap downs and more gap downs

[Anonymous No.49702818]

>>49702776
Because it punishes debtors. And governments are the biggest debtors. Tie this with lefitst welfarism and you get this mess.
Only economists who speak favorably of deflation are germans who blame inflation for hitlers rise.

[Anonymous No.49702825]

>RDBX running back up

-___------ guess im gonna buy in fuck it clown world

[Anonymous No.49702828]

>>49702776
>he believed in the transitory meme
OHNONONONONOOONOO

[Anonymous No.49702861]

>>49702293
this guy literally said like last week we were gona see 20,000 on the Nasdaq and 6000 on the SP500. now the meltup is over gtfo

[Anonymous No.49702868]

>>49702783
not like this

[Anonymous No.49702889]

>75 bps hike with even more hawkish fed today
>balance sheet reduction underway
>consumer sentiment at record lows
>china preparing to invade taiwan
>STILL can't break 3700 convincingly
kek bobos blew their load and it's still barely down 20% ytd.

[L Lawliet No.49702890]

>>49702774
is not a crab, shorters are getting wiped out and then we sink more and more and more until we reach the bottom of the ocean and find a monster. ( i am that monster)
>>49702704
btc is still 21k so not doing to bad compared to rape of stocks
>>49702331
isnt that tranny already dead?

[Anonymous No.49702910]

>>49702889
it takes time for everyone to realize how fucked they are.

[Anonymous No.49702923]

We end positive.

[Anonymous No.49702962]

>>49702923
hehehe, you are alright

[Anonymous No.49703004]

OIL BARONS?

https://twitter.com/u_me_reality/status/1537333719723286533

[Anonymous No.49703047]

>>49703004
Neat

[Anonymous No.49703054]

Hey I just learned the guy behind pets.com 2.0 (chewy) is the Gamestop Jew.

[Anonymous No.49703060]

>However, the country intends to reduce crude oil exports slightly in June, warning that oil prices may rise even further before the end of the year, noting that it will heavily depend on the balance of supply and demand.

russias deputy prime minister said this.

OIL BARONS!

[L Lawliet No.49703064]

>>49703004
is gas retard, not oil. Fuckers are blowing it up so they can increase the price for euro cucks, fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.49703085]

>>49703064
Expect many fires in various industries and many insurance claims.

[Anonymous No.49703101]

Holy shit today is going to be a red sea. Thankfully I still have my puts and they'll all recover.

[Anonymous No.49703103]

>>49703004
uh-oh siloviki bros did we get too cocky?
maybe look for the phone numbers of those decadent western engineers we just sent home, eh? Tell them to bring 7 new wellheads too, I'm sure they can get it past airport security in their carry-on bags

[Anonymous No.49703114]

yurop dumped after swiss bank hiked .50 today

[Anonymous No.49703136]

>>49703064
gas just dumped, someone was saying there's too many things against it to go up, will blowing them all up do the trick? seems finnicky.

[Anonymous No.49703148]

>>49702816
Same thing but with futures so it's 23 hours/day

[Anonymous No.49703164]

>>49703060
And when Biden goes to the saudis to lick their balls, they will let him gobble them for hours just to then tell him there won't be a production increase

[Anonymous No.49703168]

Holy fuck american stock market is just pathetic. You will never recover from this rugpull

[Anonymous No.49703189]

>>49701871
Did you actually believe the pump yesterday? its been this exact way every fed meeting. Pump during the meeting into close. Then giga dump for rest of week.

[Anonymous No.49703195]

The same exact thing happened when they did the 50 bps hike.
Why didn’t you load up on sqqq yesterday? Did you REALLY think higher interest rates are good for the market?

[Anonymous No.49703219]

Oh god futures oh god not like this

[Anonymous No.49703229]

>>49703164
he's all gums at this point - every world figure is making hunter jokes right in front of him by now.

[Anonymous No.49703231]

the real rug pull is when the fed bumps the rates up another 25bps THIS FUCKING WEEK

[Anonymous No.49703232]

>>49703164
hope so. im a bit worried that oil crashes among the first. at least did in 08.

[Anonymous No.49703247]

Europe stonks not looking good mumus

[Anonymous No.49703250]

>>49703195
We pumped back when yellen raised rates from 2016 to 2018. It's not the interest rates alone.

[Anonymous No.49703264]

>>49703195
>>49703250
Yeah the Fed is not buying mortgage backed securities anymore.

[L Lawliet No.49703266]

>>49703232
Is almost ath, it will crash like it did 05 and 08, we just dont know when

[Anonymous No.49703279]

What should I do with my remaining $100 at open? Anything silly

[Anonymous No.49703283]

>Futes

[Anonymous No.49703292]

Lol. Ell o fucking ell.

[Anonymous No.49703309]

why does nobody care about the DOW any more?

[Anonymous No.49703311]

>>49703283
Reminder that Cramer was wrong/shilled again. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.49703313]

>Euromarkets crash
d-does anyone want to hire a boymaid?

[Anonymous No.49703315]

>shame

[Anonymous No.49703317]

>There’s anons that really thought we were going to rally or melt up after that extremely fake and gay exit pump

[Anonymous No.49703328]

can someone tell me what the hell happened overnight? like what was the news?

[Anonymous No.49703331]

>>49703317
I sold everything in the pump. But I bought a 2dte call just in case I was stupid. A small 300$ donation was made to a market maker from me

[Anonymous No.49703332]

I thought my euro puts would be dead today, but instead, I'm up another 8k. Up 30k grand this week. I'm really happy, bros. Think I'll buy a 3080 ti to treat myself.

[Anonymous No.49703338]

>>49703328
we are pricing in the stuff

[Anonymous No.49703343]

>>49703328
Idk but I think this guy is gonna nail it

[Anonymous No.49703351]

>>49703328
Euros are raising rates

[Anonymous No.49703367]

>>49703328
>what the hell happened overnight?

[Anonymous No.49703368]

>>49703332
>30k grand
30 grand us dollars*

[Anonymous No.49703377]

>>49703328
It’s almost like people realized how fucked the real economy is and Jpow came across as a pussy who’s too indecisive for the situation.
>>49703331
Nothing wrong with dipping your toe in as long as you realize it was a total gamble and not done off pure hopium

[Anonymous No.49703405]

>>49703328
The last time Switzerland raised rates was in late '07 and that should frankly be all you need to know to know why everything shit the bed today. Friday will probably rally a bit so everyone isn't literally planning their suicides going into the weekend, but Monday will be another blood-red day.

[Anonymous No.49703422]

>>49703377
I'm really hoping too see 3500. 3200 would be incredible

[Anonymous No.49703441]

>>49703332
bullshit

[Anonymous No.49703442]

>>49703328
>>49702610

[Anonymous No.49703445]

>>49703441
It's not. I've been both super bearish and super right.

[Anonymous No.49703450]

>>49703445
doubt it

[Anonymous No.49703468]

>>49703332
>not waiting for 4090 in september
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.49703469]

>>49703450
From the 10th to today, I'm up that amount on puts and inverse etf's. If I'd bought more puts, I'd have done even better.

[Anonymous No.49703471]

>>49702825
i could have bought and sold for profit already if i was not a retard.

is it another leddit meme?

[Anonymous No.49703486]

>>49703468
>waitfag

[Anonymous No.49703492]

>>49703405
>The last time Switzerland raised rates was in late '07

[Anonymous No.49703493]

>>49703405
Father’s Day and Joonteef both on Sunday...pottery
>>49703422
Same sub 3300 is a distinct possibility but not until Q2 earnings really start rolling in and people realize what bad shape the consoomer is in. It’ll be interesting how many streaming and other subscription services get cut since that will probably be where consoomers start cutting back first

[Anonymous No.49703496]

oh god oh fuck

[Anonymous No.49703498]

Does anyone here hold an accumulating broad market etf?
Would it make more sense then distributing for long term holding? But I don't want to incur capital gains just to get a return on my investment.

[Anonymous No.49703502]

>>49703469
how much did u buy to get that return? if it's going lower, why not buy more?

[Anonymous No.49703519]

Didn't read, didn't do any research, not looking up any statistics. Can someone give me a QRD on whether we'll be read or green today? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.49703525]

>>49703343
RSI is fucking worthless

[Anonymous No.49703541]

>>49703519
Ye bro Green today, all day

[Anonymous No.49703553]

>>49703343
>rsi
>bollinger bands

[Anonymous No.49703569]

For me? It’s short INTC.

[Anonymous No.49703574]

>>49703519
We like to gamble here

[Anonymous No.49703576]

>>49703502
That's not an easy calculation, since I tend to rotate weeklies when they get too valuable. I'd say 4x and 5k investment with puts and 10k with etf's. I had lots of money in the eft's.

[Anonymous No.49703581]

>>49703493
Fuck yes. I may cancel some now just to add to the fun. I really want start making a long 3500-3200 but I'm actually kinda worried we didn't pivot outta recession last time without QE and no chance the fed is gonna go straight back to QE and cuts anytime soon

[Anonymous No.49703601]

>>49703486
Yes.

[Anonymous No.49703621]

Reminder we've never left a bear market without vix touching 45 at least once. Have a nice day

[Anonymous No.49703633]

>>49703328
Ye got beartrapped.

[NiceSvenAnon No.49703650]

this fucking kike

[Anonymous No.49703670]

>>49703576
so are you going back in for more?

[Anonymous No.49703673]

>>49703650
>oopsie poosie doopsie, better luck next time, Goy

[Anonymous No.49703674]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49703686]

>>49703650
Meanwhile Bob and Pablo in their basements predicted where inflation would go without any issues. Her problem is that she's told what to say and think, which obviously means she's biased as hell in her views on things.. WHICH is further proof you should never trust these people

[Anonymous No.49703693]

>>49703650
If you're not noticing that fed and treasury officials are literally physically morphing into bears in front of your eyes you're not prepared for what's coming.

[Anonymous No.49703708]

The ceo US10Y is having a hell of a year

[Anonymous No.49703717]

>NASD-ACK GOING TO DO NEW LOWS
Top kek
El imperio goblino americano tumbles

[Anonymous No.49703727]

>>49703670
I've noticed some technical, positive divergence in today's chart, and there's strong support here. I'm going to be more careful now.

[Anonymous No.49703732]

>>49703581
>>49703633
That’s why I wasn’t fooled by that pump yesterday. Jpow basically said the Fed was going to do the exact opposite of what 90% of Wall Street has been calling for and they’re going to do a slow bleed of small rate hikes with continuing QT even in the face of increasing inflation and he laid out the case that the Fed is going to drive our economy into stagflation.

[Anonymous No.49703750]

!!! Bank of Japan monetary policy out tonight !!!
With what's been going on with the yen this is a big one.

Also, bank of england in 25 minutes.

[Anonymous No.49703757]

Germs are now almost -3%...

[Anonymous No.49703770]

>>49703693
I automatically assume anything from them is the direct, exact opposite of what is actually happening. I actually assume that for the vast majority of anything the government or MSM says. It is stunningly accurate to do this. Shit won't be getting better until J-pow-pow-SKRRRT-BLAP-ting! is smearing blood on his face and chanting in hatian over a dead chicken in a live press conference wherein no less than two of the reporters faint.

[Anonymous No.49703774]

>>49703732
>they’re going to do a slow bleed of small rate
The 3 50 bps and 1 25 bps through end of year? That 25 seems pretty low imo.

[Anonymous No.49703775]

>>49703727
lel ok

[Anonymous No.49703781]

>>49703732
>drive our economy into stagflation.
Fun

[Anonymous No.49703784]

CRYPT

[Anonymous No.49703785]

>>49703732
And that's gonna be the worse imho. There is a lot of old money from 00-08 that's going to jump ship.

[Anonymous No.49703808]

Any other president would've told Powell to knock it off with rate hikes already and just tell the Congress to balance the budget since Midterms are so close. But this fucking guy doesn't seem to care if the market is in freefall. kek.

[Anonymous No.49703831]

>cosmetics and hair-care companies are going belly up

MAKEUPSISTERS...

[Anonymous No.49703832]

>>49703808
*screams MAGA gang and putinflation in you’re path*

[Anonymous No.49703839]

>>49703808
It's the strongest economy ever.
That's what they keep saying

[Anonymous No.49703853]

>>49703808
Reducing rate hikes would cause the market to get even worse. The market wants inflation gone. And balancing the budget wouldnt necessarily reduce inflation.

[Anonymous No.49703860]

>>49703693
Dumb money didn't realize JPOW said he is going to buck break inflation which also means rape correction of the entire market and economy. Cheeky American Economy running up inflation like the brat it is someone should have taught it a lesson years ago.

[Anonymous No.49703864]

>>49703781
What even is value?

[Anonymous No.49703866]

Morning :)

[Anonymous No.49703869]

The pump made me lose money on SPCS but my divy stocks are still on the ground. What gives.

[Anonymous No.49703872]

>>49703808
>But this fucking guy doesn't seem to care if the market is in freefall

Not his problem.

[Anonymous No.49703873]

how are we looking energybros?

[Anonymous No.49703878]

Buying SIDU. Expected a dump in PM but it has only pumped so i feel its gonna pump more today

[Anonymous No.49703889]

>>49703878
enjoy losing 20%+ of your capital

[Anonymous No.49703895]

buying puts is free money

[Anonymous No.49703909]

Oil bros...

[Anonymous No.49703911]

ive been listenin to jesse livermore audiobooks from jewtube.

very good stuff in them.

[Anonymous No.49703912]

Wtf is even worth doing at this point? Should I stay out until commodities crater even harder and then wait for a Fed pivot?

[Anonymous No.49703914]

selling puts is free money

[Anonymous No.49703923]

TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIME IN THE MARKET GUYS

[Anonymous No.49703929]

>>49703909
I bought natural gas yesterday

[Anonymous No.49703932]

>>49703889
Why do you say that ? Is it gonna dump today? Im up 2% already should i sell

[Anonymous No.49703936]

it's gonna open low but we will bounce right? Line doesn't just always go down right?

[Anonymous No.49703939]

>>49703923
Time out of the market beats time in the market in 2022

[Anonymous No.49703956]

>>49701525
It's like winning a battle royale

[Anonymous No.49703981]

4 MINUTES

[Anonymous No.49703991]

I am down 1.7k from yesterday. Will shorting make it all back for me today?

[Anonymous No.49703992]

I was expecting to wake up to a boring crab today, nothing like this.

[Anonymous No.49704013]

>>49703981
For what?

[Anonymous No.49704029]

>>49704013
Bank of England announces rape hike :^)

[Anonymous No.49704033]

>>49703923
>>49703939
I never understood this shit about "time in the market"... i mean does that really hold true when the fed is raising rates? seems to me like in history you want to be out of the market as they raise rates

[Anonymous No.49704041]

>futures
Well that didn't last long. What's the reason this time for this fake and gay dump

[Anonymous No.49704044]

Should I uhhh use leverage on SIGA?

[Anonymous No.49704055]

No surprises from BoE.

[Anonymous No.49704059]

>>49704041
Switzerland.

[Anonymous No.49704071]

Digits say Saudis shit in Biden’s mouth. Checkem

[Anonymous No.49704074]

>>49704041
You mean fake and gay pump?

[Anonymous No.49704089]

>>49704033
It means more than 5 years, zoomer

[Anonymous No.49704093]

>>49704033
it applies to people trying to swing on short term trends, it's a meme for long term trends. if you don't have a decent understanding of where the things you're investing in are going and where the macro situation is heading, you probably shouldn't be investing.

>seems to me like in history you want to be out of the market as they raise rates
depends, there have been a couple cases where a rate hike wasn't that bad and markets welcomed it solely because it ensured that things wouldn't go bad quickly down the line. but this is not a "cooling off" hike, this is a "we must permanently make the demand side kneel and beg for mercy" hike.

[Anonymous No.49704094]

>>49704029
Isn't 1.25% rate the expected?

[Anonymous No.49704097]

>>49704074
any time it pumps its always you faggots that keep bitching about it being illegitimate and yet all of you are quiet when this shit goes the other way

[Anonymous No.49704101]

So why did it pump on the Fed hike but is dumping on the Swiss and British one?

[Anonymous No.49704124]

>>49704101
when the world starts pumping, investors realize how bad things really are. everyones in the same boat, in a race to bring down inflation.

[Anonymous No.49704132]

PRAISE ALLAH MY PORTFOLIO IS FUCKING SAVED HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.49704136]

>>49704097
Nigger

[Anonymous No.49704137]

>>49704101
A hike from the most dovish central bank wasn't priced in.

[Anonymous No.49704142]

>>49704044
17 is around 10

[Anonymous No.49704148]

>>49704093
i donno maybe I'm wrong but I've been mostly cash this year. I've still been buying some S&P500 as it falls, but not very much.

[Anonymous No.49704171]

Feds are going to pause rate hikes after July

[Anonymous No.49704172]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.49704175]

>>49704171
And look retarded?

[Anonymous No.49704178]

>>49704171
stop posting this ugly inbred jew

[Anonymous No.49704183]

>>49704101
Fed 75bps was expected and what the market wanted to see. market bullied the Fed into doing 75bps and 'taking inflation seriously'
50bps from SNB was unexpected - surprised expectations - the market views the SNB (and BOJ) as the most dovish of all central banks - if you see that the most dovish of them all is raising 50bps, then shit is fucking serious - their currency is seen as a safehaven currency - when there is a lot of risk or fear in the markets, money flows into the Franc, and out of bonds / equities (people sell their bonds / stocks and buy Swiss Franc)
now that they are raising rates it makes their currency even more attractive, which sucks money away
the biggest thing is the surprise to expectations
if the market had expected this, it would have been priced in, and we wouldn't be dumping now

[Anonymous No.49704188]

>>49704044
>in one week that guy has more sexual partners than all of /smg/ combined
If you guys want to be rich you need to get dirty, simple as

[Anonymous No.49704190]

https://youtu.be/qXW8ll1z4VQ
<3

[Anonymous No.49704194]

>>49704033
It means over time markets have always gone up. Historically if you DCA over 15 years you have always been fine but if you try to time the top or bottom you are often rekt.

[Anonymous No.49704200]

>>49704171
JPOW clearly guided us into believing that he'll do anything to kill inflation. The raping will not end

[Anonymous No.49704209]

>>49703889
Damn hows it feel to be wrong retard kek

[Anonymous No.49704226]

>>49703878
>>49704209
we'll see
I would sell here and take profits - take the win
sharp reversal on open is extremely likely

[Anonymous No.49704229]

>>49704215
>>49704215
>>49704215
NEW

[Anonymous No.49704230]

>>49704190
shit song, cringe video, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.49704232]

Fucking yuropoors

Go to hell you weak faggots

[Anonymous No.49704234]

>>49704183
the market really is like some needy emotional woman that constantly needs to be coddled and told everything is fine or has another bipolar breakdown every 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.49704271]

>>49704230
Oh is someone, some greedy ass bitch, down this morning? Boo fucking hooooooooooo. Have your mother send me your suicide video.

[Anonymous No.49704278]

Wtf is sidu doing niggas? Don't they know it's a recession?

[Anonymous No.49704299]

>>49704234
I read in a book once that the best traders all had jewish grandmas. kek.

[Anonymous No.49704306]

>>49702263
Same here. Starting to think I should stop bothering.

[Anonymous No.49704330]

>>49704209
congrats though on the premarket trade
be careful applying the same logic here to other run ups in the future - 4 out of 5 times, you will get burned, and you will lose 20%+

[Anonymous No.49704336]

>>49704188
That's why being gay is so fucking gay

>Vetting sexual partners unheard of
>No repercussions except diseases which have now all largely become treatable
>Sex never fulfills you so you fuck as many people as you can
>Poopoo on peepee
>Peepee in pooper
>Damaged intestines
>Alcoholism
>Drug addiction
>Annoying AF
>Literally trying to groom kids
>No gays are forklift certified

It should be clear to everyone here that gay is NOT the way

[Anonymous No.49704506]

>>49704330
That's true. But a 3.5 billion dollar nasa contract is a bit of a big deal

[Anonymous No.49704892]

>>49704336
would you fuck me if I had a forklift certificate?