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27101914 No.27101914 [Reply] [Original]

Want to make easy money and fuck with Twitter, normies, and Redditors? There's a Crypto called SHIB. It's a complete and total meme coin. No use case. Normies love the HECKIN dogerinos, and this could be our ticket. DOGE isn't doing shit. But if we meme SHIB as the "cool DOGE replacement", we will all get lambos quick.

It's so worthless (right now), that if you put $3 into it, you end up with 14.84 BILLION coins.

$3 is nothing for all of us, but if we were to pump it, if we could get it to even $0.01, with a $3 investment, you walk away with $148 MILLION.

It'll take some effort, but this could be it. After this week's craziness, anything is possible. Don't underestimate the stupidity of normies, Twitter, and DOGE holders.

Worst case scenario, you lose $3. You can get SHIB on Uniswap.

>> No.27102050
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27102050

Scamcoins are out, crashing hedge funds while watching epic episodes of Rick and Morty is in.

>> No.27102054

>uniswap
no thanks, coinbase or bust

>> No.27102100

i will put fifteen dollars in this if someone posts the hottest asian chick they have for me to coom to

>> No.27102208

Disappointed that it's a doge knockoff and not a new salient attention grabbing meme.

>> No.27102357
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>>27102100
How's this? She's got a huge ass and nice tits.

>> No.27102360

>>27102054
that and also i dont know how to use uniswap

>> No.27102368

>>27102100
I'll only post a qt3.14 if you transfer SHIB to my wallet
anything less than 1,000,000 SHIB and I post golems

0x02C071DEf034A543c157763cF9e6DFBe6088a3B8

>> No.27102619

bumparoonie, let's make this shit happen

>> No.27102633

>>27102360
>>27102054
>cuckbase

>> No.27102819

>>27102633
i
dont know how to use uniswap

>> No.27103008

Putting 5 bucks in out of curiosity
>>27102819
Download Metamask you ninny

>> No.27103121

>>27103008
What does metamask do?

>> No.27103201

>>27101914
>buy a meme scam haha
or you could buy silver and crash the petrodollar while making yourself fabulously wealthy in minecraft?

>> No.27103312

>>27103121
It's just an online wallet, you need your own to trade weird crypto on uniswap. It works with mobile and it's so simple a chimpanzee could use it.

>> No.27103455
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>>27102357
Ass too fake brodie, try this
>>27102100

>> No.27103519

>>27101914
bump

>> No.27103549

Bought a stack, never been comfier

>> No.27103723

>>27103312
To buy $3 of memecoin I have to spend $10 in gas fees?

>> No.27103813

I'm dump 15 dollars in there if someone makes a really juicy meme of that dog.

>>27103723
Gas fees? Wat?

>> No.27103979

>>27103813
Are you not paying miner fees with uniswap?

>> No.27103980

>>27103723
$13 too much for you, Pajeet?

>> No.27104013
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>>27102054
>>27102360
>he uses the most goyest of CEX
>he uses a CEX as his main
>he doesn't know how to do DEX swaps
Jesus fucking Christ I hope this is just newfag satire.

>> No.27104134

>hey guys let's pump this coin with 1 quadrillion tokens

>> No.27104180

>>27104134
What does that mean

>> No.27104206

>>27102100
Can't post pic but here's a big titty ig thot
https://www.instagram.com/vickibaybeee/?hl=en

>> No.27104475

>>27104180
It means you really don't need to be fucking with shitcoins if you don't know what gas fees are.

>> No.27104565

>>27104134
You can literally lie to Twitter/Reddit/normies and say "look there's enough for everyone, if we all buy it, we'll be rich."

You can use the same exact spiel in OP. But we're so early that well be able to cash out if it gets big.

>> No.27104737
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27104737

Normies will buy this, may as well get in early for once anons

>> No.27104908

>>27103980
Yes.

>> No.27104941

>>27104737
You're out of your fucking mind if you think normies can figure out all the shit they need to to in order to be able to trade on uni. Normies bought doge because it was available on robinhood.

>> No.27105107

>>27104941
this

it should no only be easily memeable, but also easily buyable

>> No.27105117

>>27104941
You can literally spoon-feed them. Or if it takes off, it could be listed somewhere. All projects start small. PRQ was below a cent until biz started shilling it. Now it's $1+

>> No.27105147

>>27101914
This will never work because if Normies can’t buy on goybase or Robinhood they won’t even bother. Use your head anon.

>> No.27105182

>>27105117
Make an infographic explaining all the steps.

>> No.27105255

>>27105117
Yeah I'm sure the twitter crowd is gonna be all about spending $25 in gas to buy their $10 of "new dog coin!". There are dozens of better choices out there for this kind of thing, normies aren't gonna hop onto this one just because you have a bunch of bags.

>> No.27105350

>>27105255
Better options like?

>> No.27105424

>>27104941
i agree

>> No.27105478

>>27102360
It's so simple have you even tried? Lol

>> No.27105590

You all seem to be forgetting that there are plenty of people on Reddit into Crypto that know about SHIB. And plenty of YouTube "experts" who can shill this.

And they will, because the pay off to get to a cent is huge, and the initial investment is literally nothing. Have some faith.

>> No.27105689

>>27105590
this anon gets it

>> No.27105724

Bro we're already doing this with MUSE. No need to spread out our effort

>> No.27105838

>>27105724
Why muse?

>> No.27105891

>>27101914
LETS DO IT

>> No.27105997

>>27105590
Sorry I didn't mean many people on Reddit know about it - I meant many people know about uniswap. It's not as secret as you think.

My only concern is how long it'll take for you Autism cunts to stop trying to push and meme this.

>> No.27106013

>>27105590
>the pay off to get to a cent is huge
I want you to do me a favor: pull out a calculator and figure out how much money it would take to get 1 quadrillion tokens to one cent each.

>> No.27106035

>>27101914
lol were you not here in 2017?

>> No.27106110

>>27106013
If you're so smart please enlighten us. Or miss your chance at Free money.

>> No.27106145

Buy the doge!!! It's on a big dip!!

>> No.27106422

okay, just bit it. now how do i know how much i have worth? dextools and etherscan reports this as 0.00

>> No.27106628

>>27106110
A token with a supply of a quadrillion getting to one cent per coin would require a market cap roughly double the current bitcoin market cap. Does that seem likely to you?

>> No.27106702

>>27106422
Coin market cap it. Add it to your portfolio.

By the way guys, the whole appeal is to meme it as an early cheap DOGE coin replacement. Go on social media and tell people about it. Tell them to get in early. Someone stupid will dump a few grand into it. Then once that happens, it's all up from there.

Message """"YouTube experts"""", tell them that they can't miss the next meme coin.

>> No.27106858

>>27101914
FUCK THAT, BROS. I'M EMPTYING MY BANK ACCOUNT. $3,000 INTO SHIB COINS.


FUCKIN YOLO

>> No.27107011

>>27106628
Are there any coins like this but with a lower supply?

>> No.27107757

>>27107011
If it's not a Doggo it won't attract normies.

I'm surprised WAIFU didn't take off actually.

>> No.27107798

>>27104941
You underestimate how well greed can make people understand things.

>> No.27107893

>>27102050
>rick and morty
You need to go back

>> No.27107907
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Good luck with your 5 trillion marketcap coin

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>>27107757
Normies have a doggo to fawn over, it's called doge.

A catto, though? They would appreciate a catto. Or a WAIFU, if the coin supply isn't fucked like SHIBE's.

>> No.27108302

>>27106858
holy fuck he actualy did it

>> No.27108521

>>27108302
Lel. I love this week

>> No.27108741

He actually did. It went up 1%

Now imagine if normie found out he can put in $3 and be rich (even though he won't). Get enough $3 buys and it has to go up eventually.

Like seriously imagine if we memed this so hard Elon musk tweets. Because DOGE is shit. Literally just tag him and he like " I just bought 15 billion doggos for $5 lol "

>> No.27108815

>>27108741
Up 10%

>> No.27109040

i dont think i can hold it anymore anons... It's looking pretty bad.

>> No.27109194

>>27108815
The trading volume when OP posted was around $600, not hard to get that up 10%.

>> No.27109205

>>27104941
This

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>>27102100

>> No.27109302

or a free $6000 usd.

https://mobile.twitter.com/yDogeFarm

>> No.27109397

WHO JUST BOUGHT 621 BILLION

HOW DOES 621 MILLION SOUND?

>> No.27109536

>>27109397
Oh hey, that's me

>> No.27110140

>>27108741
he'll never tweet it. your best bet is to just spam it in the comments of his tweets combined with other popular hash tags

>> No.27110721
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>>27107893
retard

>> No.27110928
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>>27106858
>24hr trading volume before this post
>$500
>24hr trading volume after this post
>$3,500
Maniac

>> No.27110969

I LOVE MY DOGGOS.

>>27110140
good idea but I can't be the only one.

>> No.27111405

>>27110969
make bots ya stunad

>> No.27112058

>>27111405
I'll get to it later tomorrow. We have to keep the momentum and get it up as fast as we can to capitalize on the recent doge trend

>> No.27112200

It begins. Now we just need to mention $DOGE.

also, turns out the token burns at 1%

>> No.27112784

>>27112200
the fugg does that mean? your schilling better turn my 3$ into 300,000$

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>>27112784
Give it time fren. These things don't happen overnight. But we have to move soon.

>> No.27115025

>>27113953
shooting for $0.0001

>> No.27116624

https://www.shibatoken.com/

>50% locked and thrown away
>Staking

damn...

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you fuckin mad lad its gone up 10fold like an hour

>> No.27118047

Remember guys, this isn't a get rich quick thing. At least right now. We're gonna need to make some shitty memes and such. If the thread dies I'll post one tomorrow. For right now though, grab a nice bag and if you have Twitter, post there with the $DOGE tag, etc.

If you want to help out on /biz/ just spread the word in DOGE threads.

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Forgot pic, I'm already up .98

Enough for a small coffee!!!

>> No.27118704

>>27101914
buy some but etherium is taking so long to process ffs.

>> No.27118744

>>27118704
COINKEK WON'T LET ME WITHDRAW MY ETHEREUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.27118925

>>27118184
what app/sight are you viewing that anon? on metamask it just shows the amount I have no price data or anything

>> No.27119060

>>27118925
Coinmarketcap app on android

>> No.27119232

You know now that I think about it, this may show up on trending buys. It'll get people not from here to throw money in.

Remember, you don't need to put a lot in. I see a few ETH getting dropped in. You guys are crazy but it might be worth it to get """"""speculators""""" attention

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>>27101914
How can we push this to the normies?

>> No.27119817

>>27119706
As hard as we want.

Remember, even if it hits 0.0001, you get a million+/- with a few dollar investment.

>> No.27120479

>>27119706
You never will because normies are retarded and never know how to trade Shib

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>>27101914
it broke 100 liquidity.

>> No.27121004

>>27120479
Reddit retards and crypto """"influencers"""" will hop on and teach people. They're scummier than us.

>> No.27121375

Just posted in a discord with 100k users. A "pump" discord server upset with DOGE failing.

>> No.27121413

I'M FUCKING DID IT LADS

>> No.27121462

>>27104941
one of the highest daily uptoted wsb posts was a black girl complaining about how she had to learn how to find the area of a rhombus instead of learning to trade stocks in hs and you think they can figure out how to use uniswap?

>> No.27121495

Where are you guys buying this shit?

>> No.27121560

>>27121462
I was able to teach my mother how to use uniswap. I think normies can learn
>>27121495
uniswap. I can teach you if you don't know how

>> No.27121561

>>27121462
meant to >>27104737

>> No.27121633

UP $4 TOTAL SO FAR

YOU MAD LADS

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.27121868

>>27121560
yea sure, I cant figure this shit out

>> No.27121956

>>27121868
what exchange are you using and do you already have metamask?

>> No.27122034
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I am the proud new owner of 2 billion shibs, thanks OP.
also
>$11 in gas for a transaction of 0.17
lol uniswap

>> No.27122073

Shill on Twitter and mention AMC GME and NOK so the normies are likely to see it

>> No.27122076

>>27104565
whats considered "big"

>> No.27122177

>>27122034
*transaction of $1.30 sorry im retarded

>> No.27122272

>>27121956
I have access to Coinbase, Kucoin, Binance and Crypto.com

I just downloaded meta mask

>> No.27122312

>>27101914
>Implying normies are going to know how to figure out uniswap.

Retarded

>> No.27122410

>>27102357
Sheeit I was going to bed, now I gotta run one out

>> No.27122646

>>27122272
Once you setup your metamask wallet, you'll want to purchase Ethereum on your exchange and send it to the metamask address using the ERC20 network. From there you go to https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap to connect your metamask and swap ETH for SHIB. Steps can be different depending on how you downloaded metamask (browser, ios, android, etc) so if you need more details, I can elaborate.

>> No.27122735

>>27121462
do you even know what she meant or is this just some niggers dumb xd retardpost?

>> No.27122799

>>27122646
I love you, I couldn't figure this one out myself. Got as far as metamask and buying Eth (still waiting for the fucker to process though so I can transfer). So Coinbase won't let me transfer to my own Coinbase wallet (or Metamask), and Wyre isn't working with Metamask in my state (and would probably take days to process verifications). Do you have any tips on how to get past that just for a bit (p2p without verification maybe?) just for these quick runs?

>> No.27122813

>>27122646
Seems easy enough, thanks anon.

Probably gonna buy 250$ worth

Anything I need to do to help shill to normies?

>> No.27122860

>>27104941
this

>> No.27122904

>>27107933
SHIB supply is exactly where it needs to be. This is penny stock among penny stocks, Doge was like this once

>> No.27122906

>>27105182
also this

>> No.27122949

>>27122813
tweet about it, maybe drop it in random reddit comments in a cheeky way like they do with doge, shit like that

>> No.27123042

>>27122646
am I doing something wrong? it's trying to charge me like an $80 fee

>> No.27123100

>>27102208
>>27105107
Ye back to brainstorming. With both factors though we could make a bit

>> No.27123126

>>27104013
I'm actually a newfag, I've got no crypto at all. How would I use Uniswap without having any crypto/tokens?

>> No.27123137

>>27122904
When will you pull out?

>> No.27123191

This is a useless coin.

MUSE is doing the same thing, except it has a use case. It's an in game currency for VeryNifty. The game is going to keep getting awesomer, which will keep the price going till we 1000X

>> No.27123236

>>27122813
Just tell people on social media about SHIB and show them how to setup metamask for Uniswap. Once you have metamask with funds, it's all very easy from there so they shouldn't have a problem
>>27122799
Have you done any of the verification stuff? If you haven't you might be screwed for a day or two so they can verify identity. Coinbase sucks, so I generally transfer in and out from pro.coinbase.com if that helps. It's much better and cheaper.
>>27122906
working on it
>>27123042
Yes, which part are you stuck on?

>> No.27123297

>>27121375
whats the discord? I can help

>> No.27123458

>>27123191
Yeah but it's not a dog so who cares lmao

>> No.27123583

>>27101914
comfortable 64 billion shib hodler here

>> No.27123629

>>27102054
Coinbase didn't even have DOGE despite how well-known that coin is

>> No.27123630
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27123630

discord/ejFptq33
Made a server so we can do shit there. Feel free to join. I'll be heading to bed soon. Got to wait 48 hrs before I can dump into it, but it's because of the recent ledger leak. Putting in $250 in 2 days

>> No.27123825

>>27123236
I did all the stuff yesterday but of course it's taking its dear sweet time processing. I only got started yesterday on everything. Made a decent profit on doge, but hoping to get off rh after their bullshit. Thanks for the tip, I'll check those out. So far binance.us, gemini, kucoin have cucked me over and refused to service my state

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>> No.27123929

>USD$20 gas fees for $1 swap
no thanks

>> No.27123977

>>27122813
i tweeted about just to see if normies catch on to it.

>> No.27123999

>>27101914
I know this is a scam, but I bought 75Bil anyway.

>> No.27124226

>>27123834
What is up with these reviews on metamask. Holy mother of pajeets & ESL's

>> No.27124230

>>27102357
How does it smell if you pry apart those ass cheeks and bury your face in the crack?

>> No.27124443

this was sufficiently retarded enough to overwrite my own neurons and buy 10 billion shib. godspeed

>> No.27124647

>>27101914
SHIB IS THE NEW GOD

>> No.27124653

What is going on with the price,
was 9T for one ETH when op posted this now we are at less than 1T.
9x in 5 hours

>> No.27124716

>>27124443
Yeah basically this.

>> No.27124721

Every minute someone new butters in another 3-4ETH to buy shiba lmao

>> No.27124745

>>27124226
idk man, but it's a good app. I usually use the chrome extension with my iridium browser

>> No.27124852

>>27101914
SHILL THE NORMIES!!!!!

>> No.27124919

im going in wish me luck degens

>> No.27125117

>>27124919
Honestly in 10 minutes I made a 50% gain. I might buy more.

>> No.27125174

where are you guys checking the charts on this? also, the value doesn't show in my Metamask?

>> No.27125197

>>27125174
etherscan.io

>> No.27125251

>>27125117
wtf I already doubled my $1.10 investment lmao

>>27125174
it's also on coingecko

>> No.27125394

>>27105147
They bought Donut and pumped it 20x in a day.

>> No.27125445

If you're not buying in the next 10 minutes then don't bother btw
This shit is gonna pump and you will be left holding bags

>> No.27125493

Why do I feel like some dude just made off with 100k? Is scamming people really this easy with crypto?

>> No.27125502

>>27101914
Nice, just bought 10 billion

>> No.27125544
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27125544

Made this image to shill to normies

>> No.27125546

someone make an account to shill this to r/dogecoin

>> No.27125571

>>27125197
>>27125251
thanks but i legit cant tell if its moving. every time i refresh it shows the same percentage and chart.

>> No.27125606

Cant buy it for some reason it says there is an error

>> No.27125622

>>27102050
fpwp

>> No.27125628

Got myself 23 billion

>> No.27125640

GET CANCER SHILLS

>> No.27125645

literally bought 500 billion

>> No.27125661

>>27125544
honestly might be a little bit too shilly imo anon

>> No.27125667

$3 is nothing, but two of those go to fees if I transfer eth from coinbase to metamask

>> No.27125692

>>27125544
Well done anon

>> No.27125717

>>27125622
NOT MUH HECKIN MORTERINOS RICK

>> No.27125745

>>27101914
>he turned $3 into $148 million overnight
>banks hate this guy!

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27125772

>with a $3 investment, you walk away with $148 MILLION
So where does the $148 million actually come from?

>> No.27125783

>>27125745
Next: CorgiCoin

>> No.27125837

>>27125772
Kek

Don’t over think it anon just start deciding what color your want your first lambo in

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27125914

welp, rugs been pulled. enjoy my $1.10 OP.

>> No.27125940

>>27125914
its coming back

>> No.27125981

>>27125837
this

>> No.27126125

>>27101914
Thanks, just bought 100 trillion

>> No.27126288

bump, I like this idea, need to push it as the elite VIP doge coin for non-normies, to normies

>> No.27126520

>>27101914
Alternate idea.
Buy dollar scratchers.
Less effort and better yield.

>> No.27126540

>>27125914
its broke 240k liquidity.

>> No.27126560

aaaaaand its down

>> No.27126821

Put in 2$, let's get this to the normies and pump it up 10,000% so I can buy myself lunch

>> No.27126855

>>27126821
>2$

never gonna make it

>> No.27126856

>>27101914
Nice Scamcoin, did your mom make that for you?

>> No.27126911

>>27126856
its a scam until you sell and make 1000x your money

>> No.27127047

>>27126911
fucking this

>> No.27127246

My $1.10 just hit $2. Nice

>> No.27127289

>>27127246
>1.10
at least you get one castle instead of a hundred

>> No.27127321

>>27127246
Did you spend 20$ on transaction for 2$

>> No.27127335

Why the fuck does uniswap charge a near 100% fee??

>> No.27127409

>>27127335
they charge a varying flat tx rate lol, if you put only 12$ theyre gonna take everything

>> No.27127580

is there website, to view incoming transations in real time?

>> No.27127600

>>27127409
Well shit, now I know. Guess if I decide to put in again later I'll drop a bigger amount

>> No.27127613

>>27126855
Bruh I'm not putting 500$ in a scam coin that isn't even on Twitter yet.

>> No.27127639

>>27127600
i got fucked on my first deposit too. 30$ with a 28$ gas fee KEK, ended up with 2$

>> No.27127759

>>27127613
https://twitter.com/allhailshiba?lang=en

>> No.27127874

>>27101914
>>27126787
>>27126874
>>27122009
This post is advertising or begging.

>> No.27127924

>>27127759
Aight you got me. Just looks like this coin was made and died instantly though. I'll HODL just to get a dopamine rush imagining my mansion.

>> No.27127953

>>27102050
HOL UP
>*stops trading*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*limit down freeze*
CRYPTOS
>*market closes for martin luther king day*
CRYPTOCURRENCIES
>*force closes your profitable position*
CRYPTOS BE
>*colludes with the media to call you a terrorist for buying gme shares*
DEY BE
>*smacks lips*
DEY B FOR SIMPS?

>> No.27128101

>>27125914
not yet. its recovered

>> No.27128555

>>27128101
it dumped but its pumping again lol

>> No.27128585

>>27127874
Hello, Jannies, yes this faggot right here, he wants to become a Jannie just like you.

>> No.27129664

>>27101914
0.001 would mean a trillion marketcap, you retard. Stop trying to scam gullible newfags.

>> No.27129733

>>27129664
stop being a poorfag

>> No.27129744

>>27129664
huh?

>> No.27129791

>>27129664
0.000001 would still be amazingly good though

>> No.27129830

Hey newfags, we’re here to protect you. Don’t buy this coin..

>> No.27129837

doge only rose because of all the positions that sold on robinhood couldnt buy back into the gme craziness. you guys are fucking idiots falling for this

>> No.27129912

some chad just bought 4 eth worth on uniswap

>> No.27129924

>>27123126
You would have to buy from a site like Coinswap or Binance. If you get a Metamask wallet (which you need to do if you want to use Uniswap) then you can also buy ETH directly with a debit card. If you buy from Coinbase using a bank account it'll take a week before you can send your crypto to an external wallet like Metamask.

>> No.27129966

>>27101914
up 1167.7% and still worth a whopping 0.000000000000000000000000000
when the fuck is it getting any value

>> No.27129984

>>27123834
How the fuck do I transfer my eth to Metamask?
I hate being retarded.

>> No.27130007

>>27129912
IF HE'S STILL IN I'M STILL IN

>> No.27130027

>>27127321
I spent 9 for 3

>> No.27130043

MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE
>MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE
MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE
>MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE
MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE
>MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE
MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE
>MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE
MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE
>MUSE MUSE MUSE MUSE

>> No.27130091

>>27125606
change slippage % using the gear on the swap screen, needs to be 2-3% right now

>> No.27130208
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27130208

WILL IT GO THROUGH

>> No.27130249

>>27103723
Hey, try doing it on rubic.exchange instead. Rubic is working towards drastically reducing gas prices, see if you can get it cheaper there.

>> No.27130280
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27130280

How do you use the etherium you bought on coinbase to buy on uniswap niggers?????????

>> No.27130372

>>27130280
make a wallet using metamask and move the eth there, hook up the wallet on the uniswap page

>> No.27130376

>>27130280
You don't
They're jews
You download the app metamask and use 1inch as your exchange

>> No.27130408
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27130408

POST YER BAGS FRENS

>> No.27130433
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27130433

SCAM ALERT:
DO
NOT
BUY

>> No.27130533

>$32 network fee
lol not buying

>> No.27130592

>>27130433
its a scam until you sell your fat stack worth millions

>> No.27130635
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27130635

Guys I am short .0232 ethereum to complete my transaction! I need help!

0x7734d849b8a72a4ac27D6fda4ec6Adb91950BF0F

I am not begging I promise need help!!!

>> No.27130649

>>27101914

SCAM ALERT
SCAM ALERT
SCAM ALERT

>> No.27130739

>>27130635
make the slippage 5%

>> No.27130783
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27130783

>>27125772
Is it from all the normalfags that /biz/ and WSB is going to scam into buying this shitcoin?

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27130792

>>27130372
how do I send the eth to metamask?

>> No.27130791

>>27130433
Of course it’s a scam that’s the fucking point

>> No.27130794

If you're down on DOGE this could be a chance to make some of that loss back. I ain't gonna sit here and lie and act like this is the next btc. It is a pump and dump, just play it right knowing what happened with doge.

>> No.27130811

>>27130792
Buy Etherieum with whatever platform you want/prefer

Create a metamask wallet (it takes two minutes)

Transfer your ETH to your Metamask wallet

Go to Uniswap, and click "Launch App" (direct link: https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap))

Connect your Metamask wallet to Uniswap (there's a big blue button, you just click it)

The token that you choose is 0x95ad61b0a150d79219dcf64e1e6cc01f0b64c4ce (It's the Shiba's contract. You can go check it on Coingecko if you don't trust me https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/shiba-inu))

Choose amount you want to buy etc.

Done

>> No.27130819

>>27130592
Can't sell lol

>> No.27130865

>>27130819
swap on Uniswap to ETH

EZ

>> No.27130889

>>27130819
YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE THE SELLING AND BUYING MINUTE BY MINUTE HERE FAGGOT:
https://info.uniswap.org/pair/0x811beed0119b4afce20d2583eb608c6f7af1954f

>> No.27130896

So how can I view the actual current value? Everywhere I go just has it at 0 because the decimals are so small

>> No.27130910

>>27101914
The meme is kind of interesting though. There's 70 trillion of them. I think the idea is solid - there's so much of it and it's so worthless that any buy will make the price go up.

>> No.27130919

>>27130794
the transaction fees are higher than what I lost on doge

>> No.27130920

>>27130794
what do you think will be the dumping point. I have 61 billions stack and I hope to buy a lambo at least...

>> No.27130933

>>27130208
NO. Not for me anyways. Cost me $20.
Nobillions.

>> No.27130939

>>27130896
https://blockfolio.com/coin/SHIB?timeFrame=12H

>> No.27130948

>>27130819
I sold just sold some profit to make back stupid eth fees

>> No.27131000

>>27101914
If its not easily accessible on major playforms like binance or coinbase normies will never ever be bothered enough to invest in it. They wont put the effort into setting up a wallet and do x y and z anon, they simply want download the app, enter bank details and purchase coin

>> No.27131017

>>27127613
It's not going to go anywhere but pump BAYBEE!!!!

>> No.27131031

>>27130948
you already made enough to cover sell fees? u must have been in a while now

>> No.27131138

fuck it, 16b in. Lost about $50-60 accidentally fucking up those retarded eth fees but hey, why not.

>> No.27131160

Wow trading volume is legit pumping. I have 43 bil... but considering dropping another .5 eth.... this just seems like free eth multiplier

>> No.27131214

>>27130739
How do I do that?

>> No.27131217

I want to invest in this, but all these posts seem artificial as fuck.

>> No.27131224

So once you have it on Uni and lets say you're ready to sell, do you transfer it back into eth and then from there send it back to another wallet? Obviously new to this...

>> No.27131226

MUSE is a lot like this coin. Same market cap, a /biz/ following

Except it actually has a use case

>> No.27131258

>>27131224
Yes that's correct

>> No.27131273

>>27131160
same. I was considering going back all in to ravencoin(RVN) since it's been giving me stable profits, but guess that will have to wait

>> No.27131275

>>27131224
exactly this, get in here :)

>> No.27131286

MUSEfags on suicide watch. Get a better coin, fags.

>> No.27131293

>>27131224
You don’t leave crypto... it goes back into eth and stays there or moves to ADA and RBC

>> No.27131296

>>27131138
Seriously?
1inch people!
It makes the exchange simple as
They give you three default settings
Slow, fast and instant

>>27131224
You send it back to you hosted wallet on the on/off ramp exchange that you initially transferred your money through

>> No.27131367

>>27101914
>$3 is nothing for all of us, but if we were to pump it, if we could get it to even $0.01, with a $3 investment, you walk away with $148 MILLION.
that's assuming we can get normies to continue to flood billions into it while whales are cashing out

>> No.27131390
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27131390

>>27130811
ok thanks

does it take time for the metamask to accept the transfer

>> No.27131393

buy the dip

>> No.27131442

>>27131393
I'm an absolute retard for doing so, but I did

>> No.27131454

>>27131393
lol no. its over.

>> No.27131478
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27131478

>>27130811
Ok got it lad thanks!

>> No.27131491

>>27131390
not too long, I think a few minutes

This shit will go to the moon but we need to spread awareness like we did with Doge back in 2017

>> No.27131508

Shits gonna moon when reddit/twitter hear about anime doge coin

>> No.27131521

How can I buy with 0.00172 eth

>> No.27131556

One account was almost single-handedly knocking the price down lol. The dude sold back like 30 ETH in pieces.

>> No.27131562

>>27101914
I OWN 30k Trillion Shib. AMA.

>> No.27131563

Has anyone actually even attempted to calculate how much eth has to go into this at this point to even double? Let alone, 10X?
I bought in about an hour ago.... Way too late. Put an Eth in, Left .3 in because that's all I'm willing to risk on this. Wish I got in sooner; curious to see what my .3 eth turns into in the Am...

>> No.27131566

>>27106858
Jesus you madman

>> No.27131579

>>27131390
couple minutes, just how eth gas be

>> No.27131606

>>27123929
This. ETH is a joke.

>> No.27131624

>>27131031
couple hours i guess, decent amount of eth tho. i got a nice free 5 billion stack cuz why not

>> No.27131629

>>27131562
0x412ef71b3a5e2B2e04b1e9ff1377c64304596499

Prove it, send me some ;)

>> No.27131630

>>27131562
Are you crazy? Are you outta your mind?

2 ETH = 1.82 trillion btw.

>> No.27131657

it's over

>> No.27131688

>>27131562
wooof woof woof woooof

>> No.27131695

>>27131657
WHy?

>> No.27131699

>>27131562
gimme like 50 billion and then i'll believe you lmao haha ayyy

>> No.27131713

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.27131720

>>27131629
0x7734d849b8a72a4ac27D6fda4ec6Adb91950BF0F

Me too! <3

>> No.27131722

https://etherscan.io/address/0x7a250d5630b4cf539739df2c5dacb4c659f2488d#tokentxns

Responsible for most dumping.

>> No.27131765
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27131765

Just want to give a big shout out to everyone asking the stupid questions I'm too afraid to ask

>> No.27131778

Just for the fun of it.
4 billions reporting in.
It’s just starting, we could pump this easy

>> No.27131878

>>27131765
>too afraid to ask
it's an anonymous forum you fucking pussy

>> No.27131902

>>27131778
picked up 16 billion dog treats over here.

>> No.27131931

Got myself a small 70b stack. Given how irrational the market has been of the late, it is worth the risk.

>> No.27131946

What's the token to add to Metamask so that SHIB shows up? I'm now the proud owner of 5 billion SHIB

>> No.27131961

>>27131878
Im still scared.

>> No.27131998

>>27131946
Custom token
0x95ad61b0a150d79219dcf64e1e6cc01f0b64c4ce

>> No.27132070
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27132070

>META IS HIDING THE SHIB TOKEN
>IT STILL SHOWS UP AS AVALIABLE WHEN YOU CHECK UNISWAP

LMAAAAOOOO

>> No.27132082

It does not make the swap for me, gives an error on etherscan

Fail with error 'UniswapV2Router: INSUFFICIENT_OUTPUT_AMOUNT

>> No.27132108

>>27132082
there should be a popup back in meta for "approving" using eth, it's a pain of a system.

>> No.27132109

>>27132082
lower the amount sent

so instead of sending "max" and like a little less than that

>> No.27132121

>>27132070
You have to add the token to MM

>>27132082
Increase slippage a few % (gear icon on Uni page)

>> No.27132135

>>27101914
God you just won't stop spamming this scam will you? Fuck off pajeet.

>> No.27132146

>>27132121
I've done it now, but before SHIB showed up on it's own, does that mean MetaMask is trying to hide it?

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27132147

>>27131998
Thanks anon, it's time to go to the moon

>> No.27132151

>>27132082
Oh and a fee is still deducted from my wallet. The fuck is happening?

>> No.27132170
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27132170

>>27132135
not a scam

were trying to make others rich so we also get rich, ez pz

>> No.27132194

>>27132151
Token swaps are retarded and Eth costs gas. Alot of dumb network fees add into it, just need to adjust some settings to lower it.

>> No.27132204
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27132204

Reminder to join the discord made by original op of first thread

discord/ejFptq33

>> No.27132212

>>27132170
pump and dump just so you can dump is the definition of a scam faggot. How many more bans is it gonna take?

>> No.27132215
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27132215

SHIB IS BEST BOI

LIKE THE DOGGO

>> No.27132221

>>27132151
that happened to me too, just keep trying

>> No.27132227

>>27132108
>back in meta
>back
.... wtf are you leaving Metamask for? It’s literally a network portal...

>> No.27132268

>>27132212
Im planning on holding for years retard

not everything is a boogie man, leave your house

>> No.27132270

>>27132121
Thank you. I am now a proud owner of 22 billion shiba coins

>> No.27132281
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27132281

>>27132204
oh my god! BOOBA!

ok fine im buying now

>> No.27132296
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27132296

61 billions in the bag. Just wondering how many floors should my megamansion have

>> No.27132338

>>27132268
>trust me bro
I swear, pajeets are a somehow more desperate version of (((them))).

>> No.27132365

>>27132338
k enjoy being poor

>> No.27132376

>>27132296
More like how many rooms when we all become rich

>> No.27132390

>>27101914
Guys I'm losing my mind for real right now. I don't understand why the F*$!% doge isn't continuing to moon like everyone said it would?? I have been sick to my stomach for the past 12 hours and have barely touched my food that has gone cold now.. I was one of the very first people to buy in after seeing that now viral tiktok video and my portfolio on Robin Hood was DOUBLING every half hour. I don't know how the fuck I can face my neighbors and coworkers now after the way I treated them this morning due to my new found confidence when I thought I was about to retire this week.

>> No.27132394

Bought 700 BILLION

Feels good to be rich finally

>> No.27132411

>>27132365
no u

>> No.27132432

aggressive dogs from what i hear.

>> No.27132436

>>27132394
HODL

WE GOIN TO THE MOON

>> No.27132460
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27132460

buy shibs

>> No.27132461

9 trillion SHIBLORD here. Already 3x and guess what?

I am NOT FUCKING SELLING.

10 MILLION MARKET CAP (10X from here) HERE WE COME!

>> No.27132485

>>27132390
SELL DOGE AND BUY SHIB

>> No.27132489

>>27106858
Lol choo choo!!!!!

>> No.27132506

hold the line

>> No.27132511
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27132511

Bought 1 billion just so I can finally see numbers.

>> No.27132528
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>> No.27132533

Where can i see a graph of the value?

>> No.27132555
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27132555

>>27132460
>>27132204
i will now buy your coin

>> No.27132666

>>27130791
This fuck me you FUD spastics are slow

>> No.27132680

>>27129924
took me like 3 hours, whatchu talking about

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27132767

>>27101914
FIRST EVER DOG PATTERN BIG DOG INCOMING

>> No.27132862

>>27132767
IM A BIG DOG, BIG BEAR NIGGA IM A LION IM THE PREDATOR OF THE PREY THAT IS HIDING.

>> No.27132947

Pump this good boiiiiii

>> No.27133074

I'm retard. Tell me where and how buy

>> No.27133218

>>27126520
audibly kek’d

>> No.27133237

>>27133074
Buy Etherieum with whatever platform you want/prefer

Create a metamask wallet (it takes two minutes)

Transfer your ETH to your Metamask wallet

Go to Uniswap, and click "Launch App" (direct link: https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap))

Connect your Metamask wallet to Uniswap (there's a big blue button, you just click it)

The token that you choose is 0x95ad61b0a150d79219dcf64e1e6cc01f0b64c4ce (It's the Shiba's contract. You can go check it on Coingecko if you don't trust me https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/shiba-inu))

Choose amount you want to buy etc.

Done

seems hard but do you want to get rich?

>> No.27133489
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27133489

i'm a retard i don't understand how to use uniswap

>> No.27133540

>>27125544
Great work and great numerals

>> No.27133631

>>27133489
i just used it for the first time. download metamask, send eth to it, swap to shib. not difficult.

>> No.27133668

>>27133489
Buy eth.
Make a metamask wallet.
Transfer eth to metamask wallet.
Link metamask wallet to uniswap.
Buy SHIB with ETH at a 1-3% slippage.

Done.

>> No.27133804

fcuk me....i just bought 362.000.000.000 shibs
wtf am i doing ?

>> No.27133853

>>27133804
becoming a king

>> No.27134026

>>27133804
how does $362,000,000,000 sound?

>> No.27134035

The gas to get this shit is goin to cost me 50 buc