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18196491 No.18196491 [Reply] [Original]

I hate you guys sometimes.

So what?

We already know GDP is a piece of shit porn studio, preying on women's desire to be a "bad girl" and get fucked on camera. They do this by promising that the tapes are for private distribution and won't be published. The women fulfill a fantasy, thinking it's "safe."

But what the fuck does this have to do with Chainlink? What does this prove about Celsius, besides that this woman made a bad choice when she was horny and trusted someone she shouldn't?

Hopefully she makes better choices with money (why do they have a woman handling money anyway?) but nothing about this chick getting fucked on camera means anything like "financing the porn industry" or "involved in human trafficking" or anything.

HAVE SEX. All of you. Seriously. With each other if you have to.

>> No.18196497

A new copy pasta is born

>> No.18196512

>>18196491
Unironically cannot wait to fap to this scene tonight

>> No.18196514

>>18196491
you are completely right, she did absolutely nothing wrong.
Chainlink is still done and it will never be saved.

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>>18196491
>this thread has been pruned or deleted

>> No.18196525

>>18196491
Are you srs trying to tell me, Jessica here would be handling $300m accounts if she WASN'T passably qt and gave out some? The porn aspect would be immaterial by anyone else. By her, it demonstrates a level of naivety which PROVES how unsuitable she is to be working at this level. And you'll need to post her claimed qualifications otherwise. Because from the only qualification of hers I have seen to date, it certainly isn't $300m she should be handling. No, Sir.

>> No.18196543

Please please can we go back to talking about Q instead of nothing sergers?

>> No.18196556

>>18196512
WHERE IS THE VID

>> No.18196567

>>18196491
what's the story on this man-babe?

>> No.18196575

>>18196556
This. Need sauce

>> No.18196582

>>18196525
Have sex dude

>> No.18196604

It shows that shes dumb as fuck. also she didnt even know the name of the degree she was getting. the absolute state of cope, only a braindamaged delusional retard cannot see this as a major red flag. you guys are fucking hopeless lmao

>> No.18196609

>>18196491
>We already know GDP is a piece of shit porn studio, preying on women's desire to be a "bad girl" and get fucked on camera. They do this by promising that the tapes are for private distribution and won't be published. The women fulfill a fantasy, thinking it's "safe."

um I don't know how GDP works but its everywhere and she got paid right? Isn't that just porn how the fuck does anyone think it would be safe.

>> No.18196623

http://deutsche.video/porn-bigtits/5727e9ca5f166-GirlsDoPorn-Episode-349-E349-20-Years-Old-porn?sm

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>>18196491
ShE diD nOthiNg wRoNg

>> No.18196644

>>18196582
tired response is tired response

>> No.18196663

>>18196512
>>18196556
>>18196575
hqporner . com/hdporn/83198-interview_and_fuck_with_20_years_old_Jessica.html

The gods have delivered
Check em
She did nothing wrong

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>literal prostitute, has sex with stranger for money, dont call it pornstar
>pointing out that she's a whore isn't slut shaming, it shows she has bad work ethics, willing to take disreputable shortcuts, got easily manipulated and fooled by the gdp guys, and has terrible budgeting and relationship with value and money, that she'd be willing to humiliate herself for a couple thousand bucks instead of living frugaly as a student and getting a regular job
>in the interview, doesn't even know what the fuck she's studying, meaning she's not only a whore she's also an airhead idiot
>also blatantly admits she's a liar, would hide this porn to eventual future boyfriends
>already had fucked 10 guys at 20
>99% chance she climbed the corporate ladder by sucking dick
>even if she wasn't a airhead, lying whore who doesn't deserve her position, there's also the issue of her being too young and inexperienced for such a position
>the Chainlink deal is 'you use our oracles, we put our treasury in your shady platform' which has no audits and nobody knows where the fuck the money is going
>why would a centralized service need decentralized oracles? It doesn't, it's just a deal that was made to get more money on their hands, ie its a win for Celsius but it makes chainlink look like desperate fools willing to put their treasury at risk just to nab one pointless customer, even without the whore shit which shows they haven't even done any due diligence despite gambling with their treasury, it's utterly embarrassing
>2 minutes research also shows Celsius made the exact same deal with litecoin, made it their platform wallet in exchange for the litecoin foundation putting their treasury in Celsius' hands, everything about this type of deal screams scam because the only way they can get customers is by promising them they'll use/promote their tools in some (falsely) reciprocal manner rather than based on the merits and legitimacy of their service
>lies about multiple fake partnerships

>> No.18196677

>>18196512
i just did
it was pretty good

>> No.18196704

>>18196663
STOP POSTING THIS VIRUS SITE

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18196709

When will she be hired onboard as Chief Marketing Officer of $Brapper Token?

>> No.18196710

I realize OP is likely an Australian, but the fact this chick didn't seem to understand what her major was only 4 years ago now manages 300 million in assets is pretty staggering. This seems like some shit that's gonna end in a Federal investigation.

>> No.18196717

>>18196491
went to elementary school with this girl. gonna enjoy this fap later. ama

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>>18196704
It’s a high quality site with 0 virus
At least I hope so cause I just fuckin fapped on it

>> No.18196750

>>18196730
>At least I hope so cause I just fuckin fapped on it
F

>> No.18196768

>>18196730
You didn't even wear gloves did you? Your penis is gonna fall off now well done idiot

>> No.18196828

>>18196717
Post yearbook.

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>>18196491
>She is just a healthy young woman who likes to have sex while being videotaped in exchange for money, who was conned into a thinking the tape was not going to be released in the internet because how could she know how the internet works.

>Perfectly fine for her to look after half a billion internet moneys.

>> No.18196875

>>18196491
thats a man

>> No.18196894

>>18196663
im gonna coom to it

>> No.18197077

>>18196663
Wtf I’m all in chainlink naow

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>>18196491
REDDIT MOMENT :0

>> No.18197105

>>18196491
This latest scandal has done it for me. I’ve endured 2 years of sybil fud, toilet fud, JSON parser memes, fake google pnd, 700k dumps, literal dump to zero, fake partnerships (looking at you MOAB), the same slides over and over, stiff competition arriving (BAND, Tellor, UMAprotocol). I’ve endured it all, but this was the straw that broke the camels back. The Link dream is dead friends. We will go down in history as one of the most epic meme campaigns, but unfortunately reality has caught up with us. It was nice knowing you all, I wish you all good luck.

>> No.18197115

Surprised not one person has her feet pics yet

>> No.18197131

when did everyone forget that all women are whores

>> No.18197141

>>18196866
I don’t see the problem. she’s ashamed of mistakes she made as a dumb teenager. She isn’t currently doing porn. So someone does porn once as a dumb kid in college and now they can never be trusted ? Plus, what does any of this have to do with chainlink ? She isn’t affiliated with chainlink at all. She’s part of a project who integrated chainlink.

>> No.18197154

>>18197141
We were promised Swift but instead were given a fucking prostitute that magically went from designing shoes to managing a half of a billion dollars.
Really makes you think.

>> No.18197161

>>18197141
LINKOIDS ARE ACTUALLY DEFENDING THEIR WHORACLE PARTNERSHIP
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18197180

This was the straw that broke the camels back. Link is donezo. Sergey KNEW she was doing porn. Sergey JACKED OFF to that porn. Sergey is RESPONSIBLE. Look, I held through all the fud so far and it’s been immense, but this is it for me. I can’t take it anymore. Porn ? Not in 2020. We’re morally outraged.

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>>18197154
Actually we were given 189 integrations/partnerships and counting. Out of that many it’s a miracle only one of them had a girl who did porn on the team

>NOOOOOO SERGEY IS SUPPOSED TO SEARCH THEM ON PORNHUB FIRST BEFORE INTEGRATING YOU CANT JUST GOOGLE HER NAME WITH SAFE SEARCH ON!!

>> No.18197233

>>18196491
>HAVE SEX
guess who else had sex, probably to get the job

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18197247

>>18196674
DR;NS

>> No.18197252

main.mydaddy.cc/pubs/5e8279c47fedd/360.mp4

Yeah, she knew EXACTLY what she was getting into.

>> No.18197267

>>18196866
>I don’t see the problem
Of course you don't, you turbo white knight.

> she’s ashamed of mistakes she made
She has said nothing of the sorts. This is wishful thinking on your part.

>as a dumb teenager.
She was 20 yo. This is the reason why no woman ever matures enough to take care of their own responsabilities. Guys like you nurturing all their whims and wishes.

>So someone does porn once as a dumb kid in college and now they can never be trusted ?
Sure, but not with half a billion dollars. People don't change. And if she was impulsive, amoral and greedy, she is impulsive, amoral and greedy now.

>hat does any of this have to do with chainlink?
She has poor control over herself and she is now taking care of half a billion dollars.

>She isn’t affiliated with chainlink at all.
>She’s part of a project who integrated chainlink.
Great logic there, honey.

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>>18197141
>4 years ago some dumb chick was naive enough to get fucked and facialed on camera for money like a stupid whore in glorious HD, forever and irrevocably living on the internet and on the RAID arrays of coomers worldwide
>barely even knew what she was studying during the pre-fuck interview
>now at 24 years old, this noskill bimbo is somehow in charge of 300 million dollars at some 'finance company' that partnered with Chainshit
>Chainshit can't even do the most basic of due diligence
>Celsius can't even do the most basic of due diligence

>>>>>(You): "I don't see the problem."

>>18197247
>b-but my coin pumped once?? that still matters right?

Chainlink has the gayest and dumbest fucking holders in all of crypto. At least you're providing laughs now. You guys will defend literally anything. No matter how fucking shameful and hilarious it is. You WILL defend it.

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>>18196491
I'd like to parse her json

>> No.18197476

>>18196828
i would if i still lived with my parents.

>> No.18197486

>>18196491
I'm sorry, but did the economy already collapse? Oh, that's right. The decision hasn't even been made yet. In fact, it's only midweek. Does not 20% unemployment count as a collapse? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the market is still open? The traders are in NYC right now and they have been the best stock market people for how long now? They're fighting one of the worst virii of all time and they're feeding off the lack of support from the Mainstream media. But you know what? They're still fucking trading. America is one of the best fucking nations on earth, we dropped 2 more and would have dropped 2 more if Japan hadn't surrendered. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Dow hits 30k and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Fed just pumped 2 trillion dollars into the economy and cut us all a check. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Dow topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like America because its free. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to trun the Fed, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

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>>18196604
>>18196710
In line with what these anons said, not only is the problem that she is a porn whore, but she is of really low intelligence.
If you listen to that short interview before they get down to fucking you realize she is quite brain dead. Barely stringing sentences, unable to speak clearly or express herself and she seems to misuse certain words.
How the fuck does a dumb and irresponsible person like her get an executive position within any company?

This is by far the worst fud because you can't deny it or spin it. It's right there for everyone to see. Why the fuck did Sergey associate himself with these retards

>> No.18197506

>>18197267
>And if she was impulsive, amoral and greedy, she is impulsive, amoral and greedy now.
Sounds EXACTLY like the kind of person we'll suited to managing money

>> No.18197512

>>18197154
>Designing shoes
You're lying, no way

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>>18197512
Enjoy

>> No.18197624

All I wanna know is, when Blythe video?

>> No.18197637

>>18197548
oh my god

>> No.18197642

>>18197506
>trusting an impulsive, amoral and greedy person not to scam you
Aren't Indians under quarantine? Shoo, Pajeet.

>> No.18197653

>>18197548
So she changed majors, wasn't exactly sure what she was studying, made a porno, designed shoes and now manages half a billion bux. Sounds legit, non fishy, completely legal and non scamy as fuck

>> No.18197662

>>18197548
The CEO of Fortune Footwear is named Auersperg lol

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>>18197653
>So she changed majors, wasn't exactly sure what she was studying, made a porno, designed shoes and now manages half a billion bux. Sounds legit, non fishy, completely legal and non scamy as fuck

Only the dodgiest of companies meet the standards of Sergey.

>> No.18197684

>>18197653
Yeah, I'm sure she got there without pulling strings, screwing people over, and manipulating others.
read >>18196674

>> No.18197686

>>18197486
Saved for posterity. Here’s an oldie but a goodie.

I am sick and tired of this. Every day I come to /biz/, and every day there is at least one thread up with an OP image of an attractive woman dressed scantily and posing seductively with some retarded caption like 'How many [insert random shitcoin] to fuck a women like this?' or some other stupid shit. It's probably the same one or two people who do it honestly. Let me tell you something, you faggot pieces of shit who are doing this: you are the poster child for everything that is wrong in literature, art, and society as a whole today. You are incapable of coming up with anything creative, thought provoking, or of substance, and you lack even the smallest modicum of intelligence, so you use "style" and "flash" and pizazz in place of it and to draw attention to yourself, because that's the only way your SHIT "creation" and ideas would ever get seen by anyone. And before you say anything, this has NOTHING to do with the fact that I don't have a girlfriend. Anyway, I will be petitioning the owner of this website to ban your asses, so enjoy being able to post here while it lasts, because it's not going to last long, just like you that one time you convinced an obese girl to let you fuck her.

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18197806

Does sergey get to fuck her?

>> No.18197809

This latest scandal has done it for me. I’ve endured 2 years of sybil fud, toilet fud, JSON parser memes, fake google pnd, 700k dumps, literal dump to zero, fake partnerships (looking at you MOAB), the same slides over and over, stiff competition arriving (BAND, Tellor, UMAprotocol). Â Before the trump tweets, this was the easiest lead I'd had in years, and so one of my old clients, Asauright|Jobs was a great supporter of the growth, and so we were able to crack this set, well within the scope of the larger investment. Â In response, DSS developer developer.cs It was nice knowing you all, I wish you all good luck.

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>>18196491
>I hate you guys sometimes.
>
>So what?
>
>We already know GDP is a piece of shit porn studio, preying on women's desire to be a "bad girl" and get fucked on camera. They do this by promising that the tapes are for private distribution and won't be published. The women fulfill a fantasy, thinking it's "safe."
>
>But what the fuck does this have to do with Chainlink? What does this prove about Celsius, besides that this woman made a bad choice when she was horny and trusted someone she shouldn't?
>
>Hopefully she makes better choices with money (why do they have a woman handling money anyway?) but nothing about this chick getting fucked on camera means anything like "financing the porn industry" or "involved in human trafficking" or anything.
>
>HAVE SEX. All of you. Seriously. With each other if you have to.

>> No.18197848

What does GDP have to do with any of this

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>>18197812
>NOOOO YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE MORALLY OUTRAGED AT PORN IN 2020!!!
>YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SELL YOUR LINK CAUSE A ROASTIE DID PORN AND SHE KNOWS SERGEY NOOOOOOO SELL THE LINKERINO!!!

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>>18196491
I hate you guys sometimes.

So what?

We already know GDP is a piece of shit porn studio, preying on women's desire to be a "bad girl" and get fucked on camera. They do this by promising that the tapes are for private distribution and won't be published. The women fulfill a fantasy, thinking it's "safe."

But what the fuck does this have to do with Chainlink? What does this prove about Celsius, besides that this woman made a bad choice when she was horny and trusted someone she shouldn't?

Hopefully she makes better choices with money (why do they have a woman handling money anyway?) but nothing about this chick getting fucked on camera means anything like "financing the porn industry" or "involved in human trafficking" or anything.

HAVE SEX. All of you. Seriously. With each other if you have to.

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>>18196663

>> No.18197972

>>18196556
http://main.mydaddy.cc/pubs/5e8279c47fedd/360.mp4

>> No.18197975

>>18196491
So much this, OP.

I can already see this is going to turn into another GamerGate with knuckle-dragging, mouthbreathing incel virgins dragging a girl's name through the mud under the pretense of "ethics in finance."

A lot of anons are gonna show their asses on this one, and it's not going to be pretty.

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>>18197972

>> No.18197983

>>18197548
hahahhahhhahaahaaaaaa...
dear god almighty. If only I'd been born with tits

>> No.18198140

>>18197548
LOL WTF SHE LITERALLY SOLD HER HOLES FOR A TITLE

>> No.18198175

>>18198140
i can fap to this

>> No.18198201

>>18197975
You fucking dumbass you didn't understand ANYTHING about GamerGate did you?

>> No.18198256

>>18196491
bra, you need to watch the video. shes a total ho!
>got drunk and fucked some dude over 10 yrs her age at 16
>would still do porn if she had a bf
>will lie to cover her ass, that she sells

>> No.18198293

So they're fine doing porn until they realizes someone may find out.

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>>18198201
If this was a gamergay situation what would the conspiracy in crypto be?

>> No.18198385

>>18198201
Don't bother lad. Its not your job to educate people. Especially to a top tier cringe post.

If you could tolerate it, you might want to personally thank Anita Sarkeesian, Zoe Quinn and the rest of their toxic ilk for spurring on an entire demographic that would have otherwise been apathetic to politics.
In a weird butterfly-effect that contributed greatly in the outcome of the 2016.

Certainly holds a candle to an undercooked bat tanking the global economy.

>> No.18198558

I sent the porn link to Celcius’ website contact us section

Lul

>> No.18198573

>>18198318
it's the same conspiracy, whore takes dick for money and clout

>> No.18198625

>>18197498
Yeah I agree, this is by far the strongest FUD. will you be selling, though?

>> No.18198649

>>18196491
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY MONEY WITH YOUR CUM STAINED HANDS YOU WHORE

>> No.18198715

https://twitter.com/OfficialCryptoV/status/1244763854132744192?s=20

Would be a shame if people started tagging her..

>> No.18198744

I have one question.
If you want a whore on retainer on company dime, why can you not give her a make work job with good pay that is near you, and instead give her something that she can fuck up hard and cost a lot of fucking money?

>> No.18198752

#FinNexus is not just one protocol, but in fact a collection of multiple
protocols which together compose the FinNexus ecosystem.