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>> No.17845728

Heres the opening bel-aaand we stopped.

>> No.17845747

Istahalt

>> No.17845755
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17845755

>>17845668
>trading halted within 1 second

>> No.17845760
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17845760

T W O S E C O N D S

>> No.17845764

FUCK TRIPFAGS

>> No.17845767

PULL UP

PULL UP

MISSILE

MISSILE

>> No.17845769

NO GUSH BVLLS NOOOO

>> No.17845771

AHAHAHAHA IT TOOK 1 FUCKING SECOND

>> No.17845772

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

SOMEONE GET THE ORANGE,MAKE HIM TALK RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!

>> No.17845773
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17845773

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845774
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17845774

F

>> No.17845775
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17845775

Theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxg4C365LbQ

>> No.17845777
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17845777

Dow more like Down

>> No.17845779

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA POWELL SAVE MEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845782
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17845782

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>> No.17845783

And so it begins. The end. At last.

>> No.17845786
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17845786

>cramer melting down on live TV

my fucking sides, dude. you guys watching this?

>> No.17845788
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17845788

DEATH

>> No.17845792

SUB 20k INCOMING

>> No.17845795
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17845795

Where is your god now, bullfags?

>> No.17845801
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17845801

What is this kind of pattern called?

>> No.17845799

>WHOOP WHOOP
>WHOOP WHOOP
>TERRAIN TERRAIN
>WHOOP WHOOP
>WHOOP WHOOP
>TERRAIN TERRAIN
>WHOOP WHOOP
>WHOOP WHOOP
>TERRAIN TERRAIN
>WHOOP WHOOP
>WHOOP WHOOP
>TERRAIN TERRAIN
>WHOOP WHOOP
>WHOOP WHOOP
>TERRAIN TERRAIN

>> No.17845802

HOLY SHIT MY SIDES

>> No.17845804

This is the best day of my life.

>> No.17845805

LMAOOOOO RIP STONKS

>> No.17845803

>>17845668
Thread theme https://youtu.be/nGMJW5IC7tA

>> No.17845807

was about to ask why is revolut not excecuting my order

>> No.17845808 [DELETED] 
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17845808

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845811
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17845811

FUCKING

BIBLICAL

>> No.17845810

my sqqq buy at market open didn't even execute

>> No.17845812

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>> No.17845813
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17845813

I'm done with this stupid fucking market. Fuck coronavirus, fuck bulls, fuck bears, and fuck you.

>> No.17845814

>tfw 100% cash
I'm retarded and missing out on massive gains because I'm too scared I'll get hit by a rogue green day

>> No.17845815
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17845815

Robinhood already fucking me due to high volume today. Thinks I lost 98% because markets closed before it even updated my total.

>> No.17845817

>>17845668
STOCKS ARE NOW CRYPTO VOLATILITY

>> No.17845821

ABORT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845825
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17845825

RIP the market

>> No.17845824
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17845824

BULLKEKS BTFO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.17845829

>>17845668
FUCK CIRCUIT BREAKERS LET IT HAPPEN

>> No.17845833

If it goes to level 3 circuit breaker today, will tomorrow be chaos as well? Anyone have statistics for what has happened in previous times? Do you want to get out before level 3 or stay in.

>> No.17845835
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17845835

Just the flu bro.

>> No.17845836

sticky this shit NOW

>> No.17845837

BOOM

It's 15 mins right guys?

>> No.17845840

>>17845782
OH NO NO NO BULLBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17845841
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17845841

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845843

>>17845786
This is so fucking funny thanks for the stream link

>> No.17845846
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17845846

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845852
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17845852

was anyone able to sell lol?

>> No.17845859

2ND CIRCUIT BREAK HERE WE COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.17845863

>>17845801
suicide

>> No.17845867

WHICH DIP DO I BUY BROS

>> No.17845868

>>17845801
suicide

>> No.17845876
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17845876

Lights out bulls

>> No.17845877

Literally 3 seconds.

>> No.17845883
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17845883

People weren't done selling.
2nd breaker within when??

>> No.17845884

>INSTANT CIRCUIT BREAKER
>QUOTES NOT BEING UPDATED
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.17845886
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17845886

>>17845668
haha money printer go brrrrr

>> No.17845890
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17845890

>>17845799
OH GOD OH FUCK

>> No.17845891

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY FUCKING STONKS.

>> No.17845892
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17845892

stonks

>> No.17845895
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17845895

lowering rates and launching QE pretty much the worst thing you could do if you want stocks higher
quickly, adding rocket fuel for crazy bond bull that competes with stocks XD

>> No.17845897

>>17845668
Guy on BB Radio: "we are selectively buying, when the market is open" kek

>> No.17845899
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17845899

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17845901
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17845901

>>17845801
Ah yes, i've seen this pattern before. This is pattern is called AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17845902

>>17845801
cliff jumper

>> No.17845905

>>17845801
Is this from rebbit? God I wish I could troll wsb right about now.

>> No.17845907
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17845907

>>17845773
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17845910

>>17845867
you have 12 minutes to figure it out

>> No.17845913

DOW JONES LOCKER

>> No.17845912

>>17845835
LA ULTIMA TRAMPA DEL TORO

>> No.17845914

>been on the fence about killing myself for the last two years
>this may be just the nudge I need to make a decision

t-thanks covid-19?

>> No.17845918

>>17845814
Pussy

>> No.17845917

>>17845786
Where can I watch this

>> No.17845919

>>17845843
>https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.17845921

My GME and AYTU shot up real fucking quick, what the hell.

>> No.17845924

Grats ultra bear anon I honestly couldn’t allow myself to think we’d seriously Great Depression off this shit hopefully you make enough money to keep your family alive or at least live a happy life

>> No.17845930

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME https://viewsync.net/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss&t=0&v=oIscL-Bjsq4&t=144&v=bGgKdDCJx5o&t=782&v=EmB0Nfdo3wg&t=60&v=kxHrwytmTW4&t=0&mode=solo

>> No.17845931

What is the "forgive me, sensei, but I'm going to have to use THAT" technique of the Fed?

>> No.17845934

https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-500

>> No.17845935

WE CALL THIS CAPITULATION

>> No.17845936
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17845936

.

>> No.17845940

>>17845815
Same bro It’s a glitch but not a friendly one is it

>> No.17845942

Trading has temporarily been halted.
>Trading has temporarily been halted.
Trading has temporarily been halted.
>Trading has temporarily been halted.
Trading has temporarily been halted.
>Trading has temporarily been halted.

>> No.17845943

>>17845813
That's how rh interprets options during the circuit breaker. If those are puts you are good.

>> No.17845946

>>17845801
the fourier transform JUST robinhood edition

>> No.17845947

>HE ACTUALLY FELL FOR THE FED PUMP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17845948
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17845948

OHNO WE GOT TOO COCKY BULLBROS

>> No.17845950
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17845950

>> No.17845952

MOMMY

>> No.17845956
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17845956

Why are my options worth .01. They are fucking puts!

>> No.17845960
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17845960

Oil hit 28.35 before bouncing

>> No.17845962

>>17845813
Dude robinhood does that everyday
Chill
Shit drops to 0.01 and then unfucks itself after a few minutes

>> No.17845964
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17845964

<<it's time>>

>> No.17845966

LMAOOOOOOOO

>> No.17845965
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17845965

>>17845863
>>17845868
based suicide bros

>> No.17845971

>>17845801
"regulated market"

>> No.17845983
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17845983

Biblical prophecy

>> No.17845984

>>17845914
Dont do it anon - I love you!

>> No.17845987

ENTIRE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUMP GONE IN 2 SECONDSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ENTIRE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUMP GONE IN 2 SECONDSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ENTIRE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUMP GONE IN 2 SECONDSSSSSSSSSSSSS
ENTIRE BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR PUMP GONE IN 2 SECONDSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.17845988

i got 96$ what do i invest in

>> No.17845989

>>17845917
https://planetnews.com/live/cnbc.htm

>> No.17845992

SQQQ TO THE MOOON

>> No.17845993

>>17845956
circuit breaker tripped so fast your broker didn't get time to update them

>> No.17845994
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17845994

Waited like a champ and now it seems like the perfect time to buy GUSH

who's with me?

>> No.17845997

>>17845767
Bear 1 fox 2

>> No.17846004

Put me in the screenshot

>> No.17846006
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17846006

STICKY NOW

>> No.17846009

mom works for wells fargo at home and i heard her laughing upstairs a few minutes ago

>> No.17846012

>>17845921
Same. And my TDOC was moon shotting too

>> No.17846013

>>17845815
kek i would have a heart attack

>> No.17846014
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17846014

SEETHING cramer

>> No.17846019
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17846019

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17846025

>>17845988
conagra

>> No.17846026

>>17845813
F

>> No.17846031

>>17845983
BASED

>> No.17846034

SUB 20k IN 10 MINUTES

>> No.17846035
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17846035

so much value on the board today

>> No.17846039
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17846039

SALVATION

>> No.17846046

>>17845775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edqH0ofRQrM

>> No.17846047

>>17845988
a knife so that you can kill someone and take their gun

>> No.17846048
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17846048

>Bogdanoffs arent picking up

>> No.17846050

>options glitch to be worth .01 per
>still up 40%
nice

>> No.17846052

>>17845914
you were too cowardly to do it for the past 2 years, you'll be too cowardly to do it now, pussy.

>> No.17846053

It's over. I'm throwing in the towel. Fuck this.

>> No.17846054

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Just kidding. I dont have any stocks and am looking forward to the bottom so I can get in the game

>> No.17846055

>>17845956
When trading halts options go to .01.

>> No.17846056

How long does it stay stopped and what would trigger the breaker again?

>> No.17846059
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17846059

WILL WE HIT 12% AND 15% TODAY?

ARE WE FINALLY GONNA CLOSE EARLY TODAY BROS?

>> No.17846061

>>17845931
Martial Law

>> No.17846066

Should I sell my SQQQ or will it dump more?

>> No.17846067

BULLS, IT'S TIME TO PREP THE BEAR

>> No.17846069
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17846069

>>17845795
"God? God is not here... this is an empty box"

>> No.17846071

>>17845997
SPLASH ONE GOOD KILL GOOD KILL

>> No.17846073

THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
>THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
>THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
>THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
>THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
>THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
>THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
>THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS
>THIS IS NOT A FINANCIAL CRISIS

>> No.17846075
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17846075

>>17845668
THE OFFICIAL /biz/ DISCORD, COME TURN THE CHAT PINK WITH US discord gg xFuuSTZ
AAAAA

>> No.17846076

>>17846009
Post her feet

>> No.17846080
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17846080

>>17845668
dumped all my money into crypto between last monday and last thursday night! Who else riding the wave with me?

>> No.17846081
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17846081

POST YFW IT HITS THE 3RD BREAKER TODAY

>> No.17846084
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17846084

>>17845815
That's accurate

>> No.17846086

>>17846009
Like the crazy kinda laughter?

>> No.17846087
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17846087

>my terminal crashed

>> No.17846088

VTSAX went up WTF

>> No.17846090

ITS JUST A FUCKING BEAR TRAP
YOU HEAR ME DUMBASSES?
THIS IS JUST A SLIGHT DUMP BEFORE WE GO TO THE MOON
IM ALL IN BABY

>> No.17846092

How likely is it that the second one gets tripped? Non-meme posters only pls.

>> No.17846093
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17846093

STICKY

STICKY

STICKY

>> No.17846097

>>17846056
15 mins
not much more

>> No.17846102

Markets are definitely fucked for the next two weeks.

>We will feast bears

>> No.17846105

HOW THE FUCK CAN I SHORT WHEN THEY KEEP BREAKING THE CIRCUITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17846106

So 6 mins until it resumes?

>> No.17846107
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17846107

The wagie took a look at his chart, uh-huh-huh
He thought he could finally quit Wal-Mart
There was a correction
In the other direction
And the wagie started shouting out IN-TER-JEC-TIONS:
> No! This can't be happening!
> Fuck! My life's savings are gone!
> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17846109

>>17845801
u(t)-u(t-lim(x->0)x)

>> No.17846110

>>17846086
no like she found it humorous

>> No.17846111

>>17846090
the cope

>> No.17846117

>CLOSE OR ROLL UP YOUR POSITIONS AFTER TODAY OR YOU'LL REGRET IT
CLOSE OR ROLL UP YOUR POSITIONS AFTER TODAY OR YOU'LL REGRET IT
>CLOSE OR ROLL UP YOUR POSITIONS AFTER TODAY OR YOU'LL REGRET IT
CLOSE OR ROLL UP YOUR POSITIONS AFTER TODAY OR YOU'LL REGRET IT
>(((THEY))) WILL SHUT IT DOWN
(((THEY))) WILL SHUT IT DOWN
>(((THEY))) WILL SHUT IT DOWN
(((THEY))) WILL SHUT IT DOWN
>(((THEY))) WILL SHUT IT DOWN
(((THEY))) WILL SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.17846118

>>17846054
Too late, green dildos incoming you missed once in lifetime chance

>> No.17846119

>>17845835
big oof

>> No.17846120

>>17846073
It's not a financial crisis. Its just a crisis.

>> No.17846125
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17846125

>> No.17846127

>>17845914
You don't want to be mad max in the new world? Lame

>> No.17846132

>>17845931
Honestly? Kaioken 2 is ban short selling
Kaioken 3 is ban options
Even further beyond is close market now for one week ala what happened during 9/11

>> No.17846134

>>17846012
Time to cash in and buy something blue chip maybe.

>> No.17846136
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17846136

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17846138

GOLD IS DOWN TOO WTFFFF

>> No.17846139

>>17846055
Will I be rich when trading comes back on

>> No.17846140
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17846140

>>17845852
yup

>> No.17846143
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17846143

NICE 1.5T BAILOUT FEDS

>> No.17846144
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17846144

>>17846081

>> No.17846145

>>17846048
FUCK KEEP CALLLINNNGGGGGGG

>> No.17846148

>>17846059
Has to hit 20 to close for the day.

T. TD Ameritrade App

>> No.17846150

Halted in seconds. lol. this isn't a free market if it's not allowed to plummet.

>> No.17846154
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17846154

>>17846090
BASED
NOW IS UNIRONICALLY A GOOD TIME TO BUY

>> No.17846156

>>17846117
>source: my ass

>> No.17846160

Line go down wheeeee

>> No.17846161

>>17845801
Dirac delta function

>> No.17846162

Lmao did this ever happen

>> No.17846168

>>17846106
Yep.

>> No.17846169

>>17846092
100%. I'm 50/50 on the third breaker

>> No.17846170
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17846170

Wtf, guys

>> No.17846173

>>17846092
In the past 2 weeks when a breaker has tripped at open (imagine ever believing that'd happen a month ago lmao) it's always bounced up later in the day. I doubt we'll get the second

>> No.17846175
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17846175

how long do circuit breakers usually last for? will it come back online after lunch?

>> No.17846178

In all seriousness though if you held through the weekend you're a moron and I hope that you've learned this harsh lesson.

>> No.17846179

"technical recession"
these trump acolytes are trying to gaslight you

>> No.17846180

>>17846118
See you at 17k, bullcuck

>> No.17846181

>>17845801
Terminal Velocity

>> No.17846182

DO I HOLD THE 5/15 SPY 200 PUT OR TAKE MY PROFITS BROS

>> No.17846183

>>17846161
Based

>> No.17846184

why did my puts drop 99% what is this bs

>> No.17846187
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>>17846081

>> No.17846188

SOMEONE POST THE TRAMPA DEL TORO WOJAK CHART

>> No.17846189

https://youtu.be/oIscL-Bjsq4

>> No.17846194

I'm Imagining a montage of people panic buying toilet paper wearing masks and boomer investors reacting to all the red set to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxx0jE1_5bE&list=OLAK5uy_lfNbxtBlerue_gJAZrhj1isXFV47GTfIk

>> No.17846195

>>17846087
update iOS silly!

>> No.17846197
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17846197

ITS HAPPENING

>> No.17846199
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17846199

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2yzMhNkgsk

>> No.17846200

>>17846009
Same anon. I went in today and I received an email telling everyone to work from home for the week.

>> No.17846201

VIX +100 WHEN

>> No.17846202

>>17846150
>this isn't a free market if it's not allowed to plummet.
don't worry anon we'll get there

>> No.17846208
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>> No.17846207

>>17846090
you're gonna get shrekt

>> No.17846209

Can we try to beat the 1987 record drop?

>> No.17846210
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17846210

.

>> No.17846212

These halts make absolutely no sense.

>> No.17846213
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17846213

Trading was halted so quickly that my broker didn't have the time to even update all rates... wtf...

>> No.17846217
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17846217

>>17846081

>> No.17846219

>>17846092
last weeks drop of 7 percent took about 10 minutes.

this one was one second.

>fed drops rates to roughly 0
>cdc advises against gatherings of more than 50 people
>grocery stores have thier hours impacted
>amazon cant deliver packages fast enough
>casinos (vegas, the one who would stay open during the black plague) have closed

its gonna be a rough day

Fair chance to hit 15, but 12 seems extremely likely

>> No.17846222

Halting should be illegal
"We are halting so that buyers can change their mind" fucking gay

>> No.17846224

>>17845801
The Robinhood pattern, also known as programmed to never handle leap years, circuit breakers, and anything a good broker app would have.

>> No.17846225

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS IS THE END
THE WORLD WILL NEVER BE LIKE IT WAS
THE FUTURE HAS CHANGED
THE THREADS OF FATE HAVE BEEN CUT
THE ORDER HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH CHAOS
THIS IS THE END

>> No.17846230

>>17846139
yeah this happened to me last week

>> No.17846231

>>17846180
See you at 37K in 3 weeks

>> No.17846232

>>17846055
Yes but our economy will crash and you money will be worthless soon after.

>> No.17846233

Cramer legit sounds like he is on the brink of stroking out on live TV

>> No.17846234
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17846234

QUICK, INVEST IN CORONA STOCKS

>> No.17846239
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17846239

dow book values are looking good to prices and even better massive amounts liquid cash

>> No.17846240

Cramer needs to SHUT THE FUCK UP

What a fucking retard

>> No.17846241

>>17846175
15 minutes. 5 minutes left baby get ready

>> No.17846242

>>17846173
Imagine anyone even thinking we could hit a second breaker last week

>> No.17846247
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17846247

>>17845668

Once the dust settles is spxl the smart buy? This ETF did fantastic during the bull run.

>sold my TVIX stock Friday. Would have doubled my money today :(

>> No.17846246

Dominos pizza confirmed for hedge

>> No.17846249

>desperately trying to convince joe blow that the elite cares about him
baldy in freefall

>> No.17846250

i can't get hard off just one circuit breaker anymore

>> No.17846253

>dominos is terrific
they're good with tech but shit with pizza

>> No.17846255

<< THIS IS AWACS BULLSEYE >>
<< ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT, ABORT MISSION >>

>> No.17846257

>>17846173
There was that thursday where they hit the breaker, rallied then dumped to -9.99

>> No.17846259

>>17845668
PUT THE FUCKING PRINTER ON OVERDRIVE

>> No.17846260

WHAT IS A GOOD LIVE CHART

>> No.17846261

anyone else a coomer

>> No.17846264
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>> No.17846265

WHY IS IT STUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17846266

>>17845801
A C0 step pattern

>> No.17846267
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>>17846127
This. This poor Anon needs someone to ride behind on the motorbike.

>> No.17846271

BEARCAVE THIS IS BEAR 2 ON STATION, WE HAVE CONFIRMED BULLTARD MOVEMENT IN THE INITIAL STRIKE ZONE. SEVERAL FEMALES AND CALVES AS WELL.

REQUEST AUTHORIZATION FOR ADDITIONAL MUNITIONS RELEASE AND SUSPENSION OF RULES OF ENGAGEMENT.

>> No.17846275

>>17846247
I'm buying FNGU.

>> No.17846276
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>>17846081

>> No.17846278
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>>17846081

>> No.17846282

>>17846175
4 more minutes now.

>> No.17846283

Anyone flipping SDOW today?

>> No.17846284

>>17846175
15mins

>> No.17846285
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17846285

C-C-CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17846286

STICKY
STICKY
STICKY
STICKY
STICKY
STICKY

>> No.17846288

Who here /L-shape/?

>> No.17846290

>sold last week settling for a 60% loss on my all time

I feel less bad about it now

>> No.17846291

does shit go up after a breaker or down?

>> No.17846293

>>17846240
>>17845786

why don't you want bloomberg by michael bloomberg brought to you by michael bloomberg

>> No.17846294

investing.com is down

>> No.17846295

You think it'll get below 20k today?

>> No.17846301

>>17844659
Leftypol retard, you'll literally wreck the country in a few years by openeing the borders completely and by giving away all whites' money. Rabid lunatic.

>> No.17846304

>>17846178
I held a put through the weekend

>> No.17846308

>Complete day shutdown at -20%
That's cheating and retarded as fuck. Where's the free fucking market in this??

>> No.17846310
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17846310

Should I go stock up on some fucking guns and gold bars?

>> No.17846313
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>REEEEEEEE DEMS ARE TRYING TO PROTECT PEOPLE WITH $400 IN THE BANK
>NONE OF THEM ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO SAVE BURGER KING
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Does this guy not know how he sounds?

>> No.17846316

>>17846288
kek

>> No.17846318

buy to open 5 sqqq at 31 strike, y/n

>> No.17846319

Calling it now, we're going to hit 2nd circuit breaker.

>> No.17846322
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>>17846175

>> No.17846323
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17846324
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>>17846295
yes unfortunately

>> No.17846325
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17846325

>>17846081

>> No.17846326

Reminder that this is a bioweapon which stays in your body forever in your immune privileged neurons and destroys lung capacity and testes

This Is An Extinction Level Event.

>> No.17846328

>>17846222
To me it seems more like
>Halting so that the dumbfucks who were asleep can get in on the dumping too

>> No.17846330

3 MINUTES

>> No.17846329

Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d4ui9q7eDM

>> No.17846331
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>>17846261
yes

>> No.17846332

3 minutes boys...

>> No.17846340

Bros GUSH is going to bounce back, right? Right?

>> No.17846343

the yahoo finance woman in the floor going to have a heart attack,her fucking voice lmao

>> No.17846341

>>17846291
Down this time.
It's meant to calm people down and prevent sudden crashes.
The thing is, this isn't a sudden situation.
Since yesterday people have been planning to sell en masse.

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>>17846295

>> No.17846344

>>17846308
Theres no free market since 1920's man. Keep up with the times.

>> No.17846346

>>17846308
>wanting to see the world burn this badly

>> No.17846345

Guys I think it bottomed out, lets buy!

>> No.17846348
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17846348

LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL LET ME SELL

>> No.17846350

Stock market faggots HOW ARE YOU FEELING HAHA
BITCOIN IS STILL UP AND YOU'RE DOWN AHAHAHAHAHAH
CRYPTO WINS

>> No.17846351
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>>17846290
>did the same but threw money at SQQQ

>> No.17846352

>>17846318
you wont ever get that thru

>> No.17846354

>>17846295
Yes 18k here we come

Better buy your stocks for cheap while it lasts

>> No.17846356

>>17846261
I am today

>> No.17846357

>>17846138
PHYSICAL GOLD GONE
IT'S ALL GONE
ENJOY YOUR GREEN TOILET PAPER

>> No.17846358

>>17846213
Jesus Christ I can’t believe Tesla is going back to 300 after all that

>> No.17846361

>>17846253
this shit is hilarious, i want to stop watching CNBC with cramer but i can't look away, like a car wreck on the highway.

OH GOD EVERYTHING IS FUCKED CIRCUIT BREAKER IS HIT AHHHHHHHH... oh yeah, dominos is terrific!

>> No.17846363

>>17846322
Rollin for rest of day

>> No.17846364
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>>17846271
FED ITS ALMOST TIME PAMP ETTTTTT

>> No.17846366
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>>17846313
Thankfully Corona-sama is here to save us from the clown world

>> No.17846371

>>17846295
Yes

>> No.17846374

did i just hear an actual scream from the trading floor ahahahahaha

>> No.17846378
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17846378

Imagine not shorting the market right now. lol

>> No.17846380

/pol/ here

why didn't you listen

>> No.17846382

THE BANK STOCKS
>LMAO
THE BANK STOCKS
>LMAO
THE BANK STOCKS
>LMAO
THE BANK STOCKS
>LMAO
THE BANK STOCKS
>LMAO
THE BANK STOCKS
>LMAO
THE BANK STOCKS
>LMAO

>> No.17846383
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17846383

PARIS IS GETTING LOCKED DOWN TOMORROW

>> No.17846385

>>17846313
No, they have drunk the Trickle-down Kool-Aide years ago.

>> No.17846384

>>17846346
The greatest trees grow from the ashes of forest fires

>> No.17846389

2 MINUTES

>> No.17846391
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>> No.17846395

Who's ready for the next breaker?

>> No.17846396
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17846396

LET'S GO FOR THE 2ND ONE

>> No.17846398

I ONLY PUT 1K ON SHORTS ON FRIDAY IF I PUT ALL MY MONEY I COULDVE BEEN RICH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17846399

C L O R O X
L
O
R
O
X

>> No.17846402

>>17846323
What's in your portfolio

>> No.17846413

Bros, it'll be fine.
Trump said we are not in a financial crisis.
This will be over soon.

>> No.17846414

Hold on oil.

Easy anons.

Start accumulating at $27. Increase your exposure slowly.

>> No.17846415

Trump is doomed if this shit isnt fixed by november, but if it is fixed by november and the stock market moons again hes basically guaranteed reelection

>> No.17846419

>>17846326
reminder that high dose vitamin C prevents and cures it

>> No.17846420

Back open 1 minute boys. here we go.

>> No.17846422

>>17846382
IS TODAY THE DAY THE JEW CRY?

>> No.17846429

>>17846358
it was an elaborate pump by Elon just so he can get paid

>> No.17846430
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>> No.17846432

>gold and silver tanking

WTF is happening

>> No.17846433

>>17846293
do they have cramer? then no.

>> No.17846434

Oh boy here we go again

>> No.17846436
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17846436

>>17846395
prepping my pink wojaks

>> No.17846439

REOPENING TIME. LETS HIT ANOTHER BREAKER.

>> No.17846440

"Nobody wants to go there Jim!"

WRONG

>> No.17846441

>>17846383
le sauce?

>> No.17846446

DUBS SAYS IF WE TRIGGER THE 13% CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17846447

JANNIES STICKY THIS

>> No.17846448

>>17846380
/biz/ here. have you ever even been here before? sqqq has literally been the most shilled thing here for the past two weeks

>> No.17846450
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17846450

I'm about to become a fucking millionaire. God bless this country, fuck boomers.

>> No.17846451
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>Psst, hey Engles watch this
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17846452

BUY SDOW BUY SDOW BUY SDOW BUY SDOW BUY SDOW BUY SDOW BUY SDOW BUY SDOW BUY SDOW BUY SDOW BUY SDOW

>> No.17846454
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17846454

1 MINUTE

DUMP IT

>> No.17846456

>>17846378
i cant fucking get in to do it lmao

>> No.17846458

OW
UNDER
20000

>> No.17846461

1 min

>> No.17846463
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17846463

-8% already?!

>> No.17846467

>>17846432
Boomer rocks don't cut it anymore.

>> No.17846469

>>17846395
20X long here I gooo

>> No.17846475
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17846475

Deutsche now warning that this could be significantly worse than 2009 kek.

>> No.17846473

FUCKKKKK FUCKKKK FUCKKKK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.17846477
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HERE WE GO

>> No.17846478

A P O C A L Y P T I C

>> No.17846479

TEN SECONDS

>> No.17846480

>>17846402
lol one $25 call for some biotech I gambled on months ago right before a major FDA event. They fucked up and got denied so Ive been stuck with the call ever since unable to sell it off. Shit expires in july.

>> No.17846482

>>17846432
BTC is actually holding this time

>> No.17846485

My folio
60% cash
30% stonks
10% crypto
Since October. Ray Dalio is my copilot

>> No.17846487

A BAT JUST FLEW OVER THE NEW YORK STOCK EXCHNAGE
AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17846486

>>17846441
https://twitter.com/mikeduncan/status/1239544403590512640

the school where this dude's kid studies.

>> No.17846488

WHAT STREAM HAS THE BEST BOOMER REACTIONS

>> No.17846491

tfw jannies not reading IRC so they're not stickying the thread

>> No.17846492

Need a new thread

>> No.17846493

AGAIN

>> No.17846497
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>-11.5

>> No.17846498

>>17846432
Trump needs to kill the dollar next

>> No.17846501

IT'S PUMPING

>> No.17846502

i call circuit breaks fap breaks

>> No.17846503

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17846504

GOLD TANKING
>SILVER TANKING
GOLD TANKING.
>SILVER TANKING
GOLD TANKING
>SILVER TANKING
GOLD TANKING
>SILVER TANKING
GOLD TANKING
>SILVER TANKING

>> No.17846506

Are there people STILL unironically losing money right now? Like if you lost some during February, that's understandable. But there's no way you guys are still losing money on this, right? RIGHT???

>> No.17846507

SECOND BREAKER INCOMING LMFAO

>> No.17846508
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AHAHAHA HOLY FUCK IT'S IN FUCKING FREEFALL

>> No.17846509
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FUCKKKKK MEEEEEEEE

>> No.17846510

>>17846364
Brrrrrr

>> No.17846511

WHY WON'T IT STOP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17846516

BEAR TRAP BEAR TRAP
HERE WE GO TO THE MOOOOOOON

>> No.17846517

-12% DOW IT TUMBLING DOWN
-12% DOW IT TUMBLING DOWN
-12% DOW IT TUMBLING DOWN
-12% DOW IT TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17846520

>>17846497
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17846521

1 minute

>> No.17846523

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>> No.17846525

1 MINUTE

>> No.17846527

MY SQQQ WENT THROUGH FUCK YEAH

>> No.17846529

HERE WE GOOOOOOO

>> No.17846534

HERE WE GO

>> No.17846539

>HO
>LY
>FUCK

>> No.17846541
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>>17846422
THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE WHEN JEWS CRY

>OY GEVALT

>> No.17846542

>>17846469
idiot

>> No.17846545

>>17846432
Paper pm's are separating from actual PM's.

>> No.17846546

i feel sick.....

>> No.17846548

HOW THE FUCK AM I UP 3X MY ACCOUNT?!?!?

>> No.17846550

>>17846527
same, bought 30.01

>> No.17846551

>>17846523
PLEASE SOMEONE DO SOMETHING I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE LOSSES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17846554

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17846558
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>>17846463
holy shit -11%

>> No.17846561

LET'S GOOOO

>> No.17846563

-12%

>> No.17846564

STRAIGHT DOWN

>> No.17846569
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17846569

Lads, this is without the doubt the biggest happening of our lives. I wasn't even into stocks until a few weeks ago. Thank you so much for providing so many entertainment and i'll see you on the other side.

>> No.17846570

>>17846506
it was j-j-just a flu

>> No.17846571

WERE ARE THE BREAKS ON THIS TRAIN

>> No.17846574

-12

>> No.17846576

CRAMER SAYING DEFLATION IN LIVE TV

>> No.17846579
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17846579

kiss kiss love love corona chan, take us to the floor bby

>> No.17846580

WHAT

>> No.17846583

holy fuck lol

>> No.17846584

conagra sold at 23.62

>> No.17846585
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17846585

>-11,72%
>-11,72%
>-11,72%


SECOND BREAKER HERE WE GO

>> No.17846586

COPY THAT BEARCAVE. INITIATING STRIKE.

>> No.17846590

Bitcoin looking good
Stocks still look expensive
Real estate not going to crater until 12-24 months

>> No.17846593
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17846593

>>17846395
pls no

>> No.17846592

>>17846509
Hase bitte

>> No.17846594

>>17846487
Time for soup baaaabeeeeee

>> No.17846596

LIKE A ROCK
OHHH LIKE A ROCK

>> No.17846598

CIRCUIT BREAKER #2

M
O
M
M
Y

>> No.17846603

PLEASE PLEASE HIT 2ND BREAKER

>> No.17846607

HERE COMES THE SECOND CIRCUIT BREAKER

>> No.17846609
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17846609

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT STOCKS DO I PUT PUTS ON WHO DO I SHORT SOMEONE TELL ME PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17846611

Holy shit we're gonna hit it

>> No.17846616
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17846616

>JUST PRINT MONEY
JUST PRINT MONEY
>JUST PRINT MONEY
JUST PRINT MONEY
>JUST PRINT MONEY
JUST PRINT MONEY
>JUST PRINT MONEY
JUST PRINT MONEY
>JUST PRINT MONEY
JUST PRINT MONEY
>JUST PRINT MONEY
JUST PRINT MONEY

>> No.17846621

MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING THREADF

>> No.17846623
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17846623

-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12
-12
>-12
ITS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17846625

>>17846432
They are shorting the fuck out of PMs and Crypto so plebs don't attempt to escape the market.

>> No.17846627
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17846627

>>17846432
The world is ending anon, act accordingly

>> No.17846628
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17846628

Imagine the panic the moment it hits the second breaker.
If it does the third it's going to cause a god damn bank run.

>> No.17846629

>>17846398

don't be insane, you took a calculated risk, would you rather be gary busey with your money or dr doom

>> No.17846633

is kramer drunk

>> No.17846634

SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>> No.17846637

CRAMER SPACING OUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>> No.17846643

>>17846609
SDOW

>> No.17846642

https://viewsync.net/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss&t=0&v=oIscL-Bjsq4&t=144&v=bGgKdDCJx5o&t=782&v=EmB0Nfdo3wg&t=60&v=kxHrwytmTW4&t=0&mode=solo
THREAD THEME
https://viewsync.net/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss&t=0&v=oIscL-Bjsq4&t=144&v=bGgKdDCJx5o&t=782&v=EmB0Nfdo3wg&t=60&v=kxHrwytmTW4&t=0&mode=solo
THREAD THEME
https://viewsync.net/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss&t=0&v=oIscL-Bjsq4&t=144&v=bGgKdDCJx5o&t=782&v=EmB0Nfdo3wg&t=60&v=kxHrwytmTW4&t=0&mode=solo
THREAD THEME
https://viewsync.net/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss&t=0&v=oIscL-Bjsq4&t=144&v=bGgKdDCJx5o&t=782&v=EmB0Nfdo3wg&t=60&v=kxHrwytmTW4&t=0&mode=solo
THREAD THEME
https://viewsync.net/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss&t=0&v=oIscL-Bjsq4&t=144&v=bGgKdDCJx5o&t=782&v=EmB0Nfdo3wg&t=60&v=kxHrwytmTW4&t=0&mode=solo
THREAD THEME
https://viewsync.net/watch?v=rIos0ya-yss&t=0&v=oIscL-Bjsq4&t=144&v=bGgKdDCJx5o&t=782&v=EmB0Nfdo3wg&t=60&v=kxHrwytmTW4&t=0&mode=solo
THREAD THEME

>> No.17846652
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17846652

perfect time to buy

>> No.17846656

HOLDING STEADY AT 12%

>> No.17846658

This is amazing.

>> No.17846660

CMON BABY HIT 12% I KNOW YOU CAN

>> No.17846661
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17846661

as a retard, how do i make money off this financial crash?

>> No.17846665
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17846665

I THINK I HAVE NEVER SEEN DOW AT -12%
>I THINK I HAVE NEVER SEEN DOW AT -12%

I THINK I HAVE NEVER SEEN DOW AT -12%
>I THINK I HAVE NEVER SEEN DOW AT -12%

I THINK I HAVE NEVER SEEN DOW AT -12%
>I THINK I HAVE NEVER SEEN DOW AT -12%

>> No.17846670

bruh moment

>> No.17846676

BUY THE DIP NOW

>> No.17846677

What if it drops faster than the breaker can trip?
Can we drop sub 20%?

>> No.17846679

IT'S FUCKING PUMPING BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17846685
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17846685

>Cramer's face when

>> No.17846688

TVIX $500

Fuck, why did I sell?

>> No.17846687

why teh fuck is my stream delayed

>> No.17846689
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17846689

>> No.17846690

>>17846661
buy btc unironically it has bottomed and inflation is coming due to preppers buying all the food.

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17846692

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOLY SHIT
WTF
WTF
WTF

>> No.17846698

ANY STREAMS FROM TRADING FLOOR?

>> No.17846699

>>17846590
>Bitcoin looking good
Not sure about that m8, it will probably tumble based on the stock market soon too.

>> No.17846704

>>17846661
Should've shorted the market on friday

>> No.17846707
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17846707

How's the market today lads?

>> No.17846711
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17846711

>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%
>-12%
-12%

>> No.17846713

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17846717

Man this is hilarious to watch. All the trash will finally get flushed out of the system.

>> No.17846718
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17846718

TRIP IT
TRIP IT YOU FUCKS

>> No.17846725

where yall watching Kramer??

>> No.17846729

>>17846661
>wait for bottom
>buy stocks then and ride the rebound

till then buy puts

>> No.17846730
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17846730

That third breaker is going straight into the Gulag today

>> No.17846733

>>17846698
there's barely anyone on the floor dingus due to the virus

>> No.17846736

Etrade not responding no fucking suprise

>> No.17846739

>>17846698
The camera lenses are soaked in blood. You can't see anything

>> No.17846742

>>17846717
nah, not yet

>> No.17846743

>>17846627
>WV on that map
COUNTRY ROAAAAAADS

>> No.17846744
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17846744

>>17845668

>> No.17846746

post link to kramer stream pls

>> No.17846747

WHY HAVE WE STOPPED

GO DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN MOARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17846749

>>17846661
>SQQQ, TVIX, PUTS
>Personally have been doing calls on JDST with a lot of good luck

>> No.17846752

Im such a retard I bought 10 stock when I meant to sell and then I sold at a loss since I thought I would be selling and getting money. Fuck robin hood.

>> No.17846762
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17846762

I'M FUCKING LOSING IT

>> No.17846763

>>17846569
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
We can all help prevent suicide. The Lifeline provides 24/7, free and confidential support for people in distress, prevention and crisis resources for you or your loved ones, and best practices for professionals.
18002738255

>> No.17846764

*DING DING DING*

>> No.17846768
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>> No.17846771
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17846771

>>17846138
>>17846310
>>17846138
>>17846432
Do any based anons tin-foil-hat-prepper anons have advice on forging gold/silver ingots from all my grandmas bags of old jewelry/dinning sets?

I missed the boat on coins, may need it soon.

Will I need any chemical intermediaries to do it, or just the paint can, cement, and leaf blower.

>> No.17846772

>>17846754
>>17846754
new
>>17846754

>> No.17846775

>>17846746
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.17846777

>>17846736
212trading is ded too

>> No.17846779

APRIL 2017 LOWS

>> No.17846793

>>17846725
https://123news.tv/cnbc-live-stream/

>> No.17846799

Holy shit.

I feel like I'm in shock. I mean, all our memeing aside I can't even begin to imagine what this means for the average person.

>> No.17846801
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17846801

Imagine being a mod and not stickying this thread.

>> No.17846803

I can't fucking wait to move all my money from robinhood. Moved to ameritrade but I had to wait until this week before I could buy options.

>> No.17846807

>>17846725
This. I must taste the salt

>> No.17846813

If we fall below 20k everything will fucking fall apart

>> No.17846816

SHOW ME YOUR PROFIT PORN, I AM UP 10% TODAY

>> No.17846818
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17846818

>HOLDING AT 12%

>> No.17846829
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17846829

I DONT KNOW MUCH LONGER I CAN PUMP IT JEROME

>> No.17846830

Imagine being a gushlet right now lmao

>> No.17846832
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17846832

L O C K H E E D M A R T I N

cheap af thank you trump

>> No.17846838

>>17846687
all streaming companies have already declared bankruptcy

>> No.17846842

The Iq of the newfags in this sub is like 98

Dudes are acting straight retarded

>> No.17846848

>>17846661
SQQQ
FAZ
FINZ
TVIX

>> No.17846868
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17846868

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

>> No.17846881

fuck, we've stopped a little short, hitting the second circuit breaker in the first 30 minutes would've been spectacular

>> No.17846882

>>17846763
Shut up faggot

>> No.17846901

>>17846799
Absolutely nothing. Unless your savvy enough to have a 401k or Roth IRA, this affects nobody on the bottom rung of society. Middle class might have to worry.

The poor only have to worry about keeping thier jobs DUE to the stock market, not the stock market itself.

>> No.17846903

Up 100%
Unironically longed BTC at x25 x)

>> No.17846926
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17846926

>>17846816

>> No.17846942

>>17845815
>>17845813
>>17845801


what app is this?

>> No.17846943

>>17846661
1. buy all the way down to the bottom
2. hold and chill
4. profit

>> No.17846953
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17846953

Its a rollercoaster!!

>> No.17846963

>>17845983
Es LA implosión

>> No.17846967
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17846967

>>17846842
>this sub
You have to go back

>> No.17846966

can the volume fucking slow down i'm trying to trade here!

>> No.17846969

WHAT A START TO
BLACKED MONDAY

>> No.17846988

>>17846901
lol wot? regular people are going to get fucked by this, we are already talking about layoffs at my office

>> No.17847003

>>17846942
Robinhood. Crashes so god damn much don't even bother. Find something better.

>> No.17847004

who the fuck is buying

>> No.17847010
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17847010

Shorted on Friday. I am so fucking hard.

>> No.17847011

>>17846953
CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK CLAK

>> No.17847038

Whhhyyyyyy did I buy Fridaaaay, they cut interest and pumped money.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17847044

>>17847004
I'll give you a hint
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>> No.17847053

Now that's over time to go back up.

>> No.17847066

>>17845668
So when the market hits rock bottom, why shouldn’t I buy some valuable stocks then?

>> No.17847071

Why is everyone watching Seinfeld? What does that have to do with stocks?

>> No.17847079

>>17847004
me

>> No.17847091

>>17846506

Robinhood users have been in freefall

>> No.17847092

>>17846829
Keep it moving your fuckkkk

>> No.17847094

>>17846816
Etrade isn't updating my portfolio. I'm just a smidge in the green on GUSH still but holy shit I should have sold on Friday. I've got some cash I'm going to double down on some stuff but I might wind up holding GUSH if it trades sideways all day for tomorrow's inevitable pump.

>> No.17847097

>>17847066
This isn’t the bottom

>> No.17847107

>>17846729

when are we anticipating it to bottom?

>> No.17847109
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17847109

buy now moomoos

>> No.17847119

>>17847091
wtf is happening

>> No.17847135

IT'S GOING BACK UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

>> No.17847138

>>17847010
God I wish I had the balls to enter stocks I just watch on the side with my 2 Ethereums

>> No.17847139

>>17846832

Is it worth picking up?

>> No.17847152

>>17847107
it bottoms in the foundations after its reduced to rubble

>> No.17847153

>>17847071
It's an honored tradition to watch Seinfeld during crashes like these, it helped keep hopes high in 1929 and we've done it ever since.

>> No.17847162

BUY BUY BUY!!!

>> No.17847172
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17847172

The PPT has arrived.

>> No.17847176

>>17847107
When we start seeing bankruptcies

>> No.17847191

god i am so hard.

>> No.17847217

>>17847162
10 minutes late

>> No.17847228

already up 4% ty LMT

fighter jets cant get corona

>> No.17847230

Bottom is in. Next dump some other time this week.

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17847247

>>17846953
Holy shit. Are they going to go fucking bankrupt?

>> No.17847251

>>17847176
Many companies are already dead, they just don't know it yet. That's how it works.

>> No.17847274

GUSH MOON GUSH MOON GUSH MOON

>> No.17847290

>>17847247
>stocks
>bankruptcy

>> No.17847322

>>17847135
I would hope it climbs at least a little for how much money they pumped into it

>> No.17847328

>>17847191
Is there bear cum?

>> No.17847331

>>17847290
loss of one typically leads to the other anon,

or are you just fucking stupid?

>> No.17847335
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>> No.17847367

>>17847335
UMA DELICIA

>> No.17847370
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17847370

Don't forget the FED is removing reserve limits from banks. Today I'm going to research which ones so I can start shorting them two weeks from now. We're literally going to see bank runs in America THIS YEAR.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200315b.htm

>> No.17847375

>>17847322
it already did that on friday buddy, btw they could have given every single person in the usa $4587 for their little friday pump

>> No.17847404

>HE SOLD?
>POMP EET

>> No.17847428

Not gonna lie, got some pretty disappointing gains on my puts for how much these stocks have dumped

>> No.17847476

it all returns nothing
it all comes tumbling down

>> No.17847505

>>17847375
>he thinks they ACTUALLY printed money
anon

>> No.17847537

>>17847228
Engineers can though. Imagine if the last five white engineers there get SARS2 and die and all that's left are pajeets, like Boeing. I'd short them.

>> No.17847598

>>17847476
>one red candle
hey bro don't lose your lunch money

>> No.17847628

>>17847505
>thinks (((they))) dont print money for fun
anon

>> No.17847630
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17847630

YOU FUCKERS CAN'T PRINT FAST ENOUGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA
MOBIUS ONE ENGAGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRosMyUkQ3g

>> No.17847631

>>17845936
Shop the donald kek

>> No.17847726

>>17847370
Please let smg know.

>> No.17847737

SQQQ going down FUCK
AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17847740

>>17847598
>he thinks the $1.5 trillion was like the fed handing the stonk murket a big bag of money with a dollar sign on it

>> No.17847785

ACTIVATE CRAB MARKET

>> No.17847798

>>17847737
are you having fun yet?

>> No.17847816

>>17846829
Kek