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16597205 No.16597205 [Reply] [Original]

Before you strike me off, Just think about it for a sec. You’re getting FREE advice from a dude with a PhD in Physics on the internet. That’s $0 compared to $150 an hour from a registered financial advisor who’ll just tell you to invest in low cost Vanguard ETFs or real estate investment trusts.

So ask away.

>> No.16597216

If you could do one trade for the rest of you life and it only could be
long BTC
short BTC

what would it be

>> No.16597215

>>16597205
How fast can an electron go up your rectum?

>> No.16597219

Do you smell your poop after you’re finished

>> No.16597224

Why waste your potential by not doing shit with your life? You have 60 years ahead of you and this is what you're doing? What's your end goal?

>> No.16597235

>>16597205
why are scientists smart, yet believe we are alone in the universe and anti gravity is a meme, ironic.

>> No.16597265

>>16597215
Faster than your mom wakes up the next day to see me gone

>>16597216
short

>>16597219
Poop, no. Farts, yes.

>>16597224
>what’s your end goal
World domination and then suicide (in no particular order)

>>16597235
It’s just cope. Mathematics gives comfort that the universe is ordered and beautiful

>> No.16597298

>>16597205
How do you support your NEET lifestyle?
t. fellow NEET with a cs degree, but don't code or do anything other than get gibs

>> No.16597324

>>16597298
I look after my parents. That means free rent

>> No.16597743

Physics majors aren’t really known for their ability to give advice.

>> No.16597747

>>16597743
Try me

>> No.16597790

>>16597747
How to measure the resting mass of a photon? Please halp

>> No.16597794

>>16597790
Google it

>> No.16597816

>>16597794
You need a PhD in physics to use google? Neat!

>> No.16597819

are you the phd neet who can't find a job?

>> No.16597826

>>16597816
Yes

>>16597819
I don’t want to work

>> No.16597847

>>16597205
How many BTC do you have Schrödinger?

>> No.16597849

>>16597826
how do you money?

>> No.16597852

>>16597205
Is there an afterlife?

>> No.16597854

>>16597205
Jannies please ban this insufferable larper already

>> No.16597870

whats the curie point of btc?

>> No.16597888

>>16597205
Why would I want advice from the fucking retard who wasted thousands of dollars and years of his life getting a PhD and doing nothing with it? Seems to me that you're a pretty shit investor.

>> No.16597976

>>16597205

Aren't you the guy who couldn't even hold a job delivering pizzas?

>> No.16597980

does gravity exist? think carefully before you answer.