Unemployed PHD in Physics: UPDATE Dec 2019

[Anonymous No.16539824]

Henlo frens. So some of you might know me as the unemployed autist with the PhD in Physics posting threads like this for the past year.

Well I finally found a job...delivering pizzas.

After 500 jobs applications, I’m done. Yes I am content with delivering pizzas for the rest of my life. Why? Because getting a real job entirely revolves around attractiveness and social skills. And I am an ugly autistic sack of shit.

All the crap you hear about the perfect resume by experts is all BS cope and lies. I’ve seen chads with horrendous resumes still get high paying jobs just because they made the HR stacies wet. Even socially awkward and shy chads were perceived to be “cute”.

Life is entirely determined by phenotype and genotype - and I am the loser type based on Clique theory.

Besides, I’ve already forgotten 99.99% of all the math, physics and coding I learnt and applied over the last 10 years. Plus I get to save money living with parents and buy more crypto.

[Anonymous No.16539837]

Fuck that is sad. And the saddest part is you’ve accepted it like a dog

[Anonymous No.16539850]

>>16539837
Don’t be. Some people just have superhuman willpower to keep at it with no damage to their mental health and social lives.

[Anonymous No.16539852]

>>16539824
What's your field ? (not talking about making pizzas)

[Anonymous No.16539866]

>>16539852
High temperature superconductivity. Forgot all about it so don’t bother asking about specifics

[Anonymous No.16539868]

>>16539824
best of luck in your crypto journey anon. Hopefully a good profitable future for you. congrats on the job and fuck the haters that WILL show up to shit post you and be tryhard edgy underage or mentally underage shitters they cant be happy for anyone no matter what

[Anonymous No.16539886]

>>16539824
I’m a bipolar autismo and I deliver food top anon, I honestly enjoy it more than any other job I’ve tried

[Anonymous No.16539892]

>>16539886
*too

[Anonymous No.16539895]

>>16539866
Thats sounds awesome though. Why not hang around your Uni and be a post-doc ?

Also I seriously don't believe you can't at least get a entry-level coding job or internship somewhere. You'll regret your pizza job in a few years so badly..

[Anonymous No.16539912]

>>16539866
im sure you could weasel your way into a semiconductor company or defense contractor, if you persistantly tried

[Anonymous No.16539913]

>>16539895
>our Uni and be a post-doc ?
There are no relevant jobs in my field. And if there are, there’s always some chad better than me

>Also I seriously don't believe you can't at least get a entry-level coding job or internship somewhere.

Like I said, clique theory. Take a look around your office and tell me how many of them are sub 8/10

[Anonymous No.16539925]

>>16539912
You have to still really know your shit to get jobs like that, which I don’t anymore anyway

[Anonymous No.16539934]

>>16539866
>Forgot all about it so don’t bother asking about specifics
fucking larper confirmed

[Anonymous No.16539939]

>>16539913
> Take a look around your office and tell me how many of them are sub 8/10
Literally 90% of them are ugly weak nerdy types. It's a computer science related research institute, not a beauty pageant, so that's expected. Sounds more like you have cripppling insecurities than anything else desu.

[Anonymous No.16539943]

>>16539824
become statistician or code monkey, it's better than delivering pizza

[Anonymous No.16539948]

>>16539939
Nice projection. You’re just jealous they’re more attractive than you, but I still bet you’re a 8/10 IRL

[Anonymous No.16539955]

>>16539948
Ah ok, so you're a larping troll fishing for (you)'s. got it.

[Anonymous No.16539958]

>>16539824
show us your face so we can see the extend of your misformed visage and amuse ourselves.

[Anonymous No.16539967]

>>16539925
idk i work in the semiconductor field, but when it comes to fresh undergrads, they mostly dont know much of the specifics of thier job when starting, basically the first 1-2 years are learning/training anyways

[Anonymous No.16539995]

>>16539958
Can show you a sketch

>>16539967
I’ve had like 100 interviews of which about 50 were face to face.

stop trying to sell me hopium lad.

[Anonymous No.16540014]

>>16539925
>>16539967
when coming into coding/software everyone will expect more of you since you can train/code at home for free

but nobody really expects an expert in altium or other stuff like that fresh outta University since most people had one course doing this and nobody has altium at home

[Anonymous No.16540042]

>>16540014
I’ve had interviews where I was asked to derive the pn junction or Stefan Boltzmann equation from first principles.

Nobody expects anything from chads because well, they are chads.

[Anonymous No.16540071]

>>16539866
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.16540096]

>>16540071
High temperature doesn’t mean room temperature.

[Anonymous No.16540115]

>>16539948
>pizzaboy starts slinging insults

[Anonymous No.16540148]

>>16539995
>That picrel
You shoud start drawing pictures actually

[Anonymous No.16540266]

>>16539824

How to get a job:
1. Hygiene: shower, brush teeth, shave, & comb hair daily. Haircut monthly
2. Understand the position you are applying for, and cater a cover letter to that position.
3. Interact with other humans in human conversation, and at least pretend to care about their experiences as though they mattered.
4. Lower your expectations and standards to levels of your competence and prior experience

I received 4 job offers in STEM since Thanksgiving.

Take an hour or 2 a day to focus on self-improvement and you will make it.

[Anonymous No.16540327]

>>16539925
>defense contractor
>knowing shit
I only have a bachelor's in physics with really shitty grades and even I got defense contracting jobs. I'm also an ugly nerd with assbergers and so is every other boomer working in that industry. My best job was with AECOM working for the US Navy on Diego Garcia. It's a remote island in the Pajeet Ocean. Only way in/out is via military flights. Far away from civilization on a tropical island with B-1 bombers. Physics PHD guys were making $350k for 9 month terms doing some radar management projects. My job was "GIS specialist" but all I really did was set up AMX boards for the commands' projector maps. Was on the clock 18 hours a day because ain't much else to do but be at work.

[Anonymous No.16540394]

>>16539824
If you are at least mediocre in physics and math, why don't you go to some quant firm?

[Anonymous No.16540425]

>>16540042
well, you probably applied for a far different position than what mine is, but the "most" math i had to do yet as an application engineer was finding and assesing some signals using fft, and i used a math library for it. thb i can't do integrals and derivations no more

[Anonymous No.16540459]

>>16539824
Pizza-deliverings good work m8.
You should be grateful that some greaseball has provided you with the oppourtunity to destroy your car, not be reimbursed for gas money, receive no benefits, and be misclassified a "private contractor."

[Anonymous No.16541229]

>>16539824
I don't believe a PhD in physics can't get a decent job. Are you even bathing, brushing your teeth and make sure you don't stink before an interview?

[Anonymous No.16541259]

>>16539824
>PhD in Physics
>Not becoming a data scientist

You get to work on fairly easy problems, get paid well, and you can probably get a remote job so you don't even have to interact with people.

[Anonymous No.16541289]

>>16541259
this. do everything you can to become a data scientist. should be easy with your background.

[Sage No.16541415]

>>16539934
this. Worst larp I've ever read

[Anonymous No.16541429]

>>16541229
>>16541259
>>16541289
Possible but not really easy. I have a PhD in applied math, applied for around 350 jobs, about half of those were data science. Got two offers, one data science and one software engineering. Picked the software one because I didn't want to move to London for the other job, now regretting it because I hate this job. I want to switch to data science now, applied for 100 jobs and nothing yet. To be fair, I've been lazy as fuck and haven't been spending much of my time learning stuff and doing projects lately. Still, I've done a few online courses and projects. PhD by itself enough for them to hire you though, you need to do a good bit of extra work. Of course, if your PhD is actually on data science/machine learning then it should be easy.

[Anonymous No.16541453]

>>16539866
Shitty larp. You dont have a phd you liar

[Anonymous No.16541460]

>>16541429
*PhD by itself isn't enough

[Anonymous No.16541546]

>>16541429
Join this little whores and thank me later

https://imgur.com/eBhD3eL

[Anonymous No.16541550]

>>16539824
>Because getting a real job entirely revolves around attractiveness and social skills. And I am an ugly autistic sack of shit.

My best friend in my CS program at uni was literally the ugliest, most autistic person I've ever met. He's overweight, albino, and his face is lopsided. Virgin till he was 26 (though I have no proof he actually lost it). He had never had a job, just riding on disability payouts because he's legally blind. Then he got his masters in Data Science and a job at a major consumer hardware company paying 120k and a qt azn gf.

My point being, never give up. If that Quazimodo-looking motherfucker can make it, we all can.

[Anonymous No.16541867]

>>16539913
>Yeah dude all of those hulking athletic super-scientists are stealing all of the nerd jobs because of their good looks!
Said no one fucking ever.

[Anonymous No.16541938]

>>16539824
What a horrible example of market inefficiency. I wish it was legal to simply hire people based on their iq score

[Anonymous No.16542113]

>>16539837
this. Fight for your share OP

[Anonymous No.16542262]

>>16539824
Will this be you in future?

[Anonymous No.16542274]

>>16540266
>Haircut monthly
crazy

[Anonymous No.16542319]

Based. But instead of Pizza delivery try looking into less wagie-tier jobs like overnight security, or IT.

[Anonymous No.16542370]

surely you could get a job programming no? Didn't you use matlab/octave/python/R at all?

[Anonymous No.16542426]

kek stop lying

[Anonymous No.16542434]

>>16541938
> I wish it was legal to simply hire people based on their iq score
who's holding you back?

[Anonymous No.16542670]

>>16542319
Forgot to add the military is always an option

[Anonymous No.16542735]

>>16539824
Is this wagecuck/uneducated general?
I have my degree in BmE, starting work at Edward's this summer once I grad. Currently employed at LabCorp, earning 25 an hour, with 50 hour workweeks.

Can we laugh at the subhumans who have deluded themselves into thinking they're better off without education or high tier goals? Why are they even on the business board? If they don't want success, they're looking for hobbies so they can fuck off to papercraft or /v/

[Anonymous No.16542759]

>>16539824
Oh, look, another "woe is me" post, by the most committed troll of them all. We fucking get it, you're an incel.

[Anonymous No.16542764]

>>16539824
Can you actually write some code? Ill hire you.

[Anonymous No.16542769]

>>16542735
what's your high tier goal wagie?

[Anonymous No.16542890]

>>16542759
The point is you business geniuses could not even show how to keep someone's head above water who actually matters.

[Anonymous No.16542930]

>>16539824
look at the bright side anon. you can smoke weed guilt free :) that should help ease your pain friend

[Anonymous No.16542939]

>>16540266
The stink of being overqualified or suspiciously out of work doesn't wash off.

[Anonymous No.16542951]

>>16539824
it's almost like university is a complete meme and the only thing that matters in life is how you treat yourself/ other people

[Anonymous No.16543021]

>>16539824
500. You tried harder than I did. Its a stark victory to finally get to starter job. Good luck fighting the undercurrent of bored/panic at wasting your life. Just remind yourself it's not your fault. Sounds like you did everything you could.

[Anonymous No.16543146]

>>16539824
Pathetic.This is the embodiment of not making it.

t. hold a grad degree and also having to work shit jobs until things work out

[Anonymous No.16543169]

>>16541429
>Data Science
Are you me? Was applying for these jobs because everyone was saying it was super easy to get in. You must have grinded leetcode to get into SE, so you probably have superior coding skills than me.

>>16542262
yes

>>16543021
yeah. its funny how people in this thread think its impossible for a PhD in Physics to be unemployed for so long and get a shit job. Genetics and upbringing has such a huge influence in our lives that normies are literally in denial that a pretty face and social skills matters more than hard work

[Anonymous No.16543193]

>>16542939
Bingo. Really surprising how normies in this thread don't realize this. But I guess they have fulfilling jobs and social lives, so its impossible for them to even comprehend such realities.

[Anonymous No.16543212]

>>16542370
>Didn't you use matlab/octave/python/R at all?
I've used them all over the past 10 years. Still couldn't get a job.

[Anonymous No.16543304]

>>16539824
Despite being the first person in my family to have a degree, I'm fairly certain I'll die in the ghetto I was born into. Life is unfair and there's only so much you can do to change your destiny if the world is pushing back.

Hopefully something comes your way in the future. There are plenty of examples of people eating shit sandwiches into their 30s, before hitting it big in their 40s

[Anonymous No.16543334]

>>16542939
Yes it does. I spent nearly six months homeless and make six figures today. You fags are so full of excuses.
then again I am attractive... maybe it is that, but I don't worry about it

[Anonymous No.16543404]

>>16539824
Don't quit you fucking. Go back and teach even if it's at a shit University

[Anonymous No.16543426]

>>16541938
>I wish it was legal to simply hire people based on their iq score
there is a reason why companies like to hire people with social skills. you spend most of your time with your colleagues and nobody wants to work with a high IQ asshole.

[Anonymous No.16543441]

> autistic zoomer can't get job.
> /biz/ unironically thinks it's all about appearance.
If that was the case how thr fuck he be deliverin dem pizzas yo

[Anonymous No.16543451]

>>16543169
Nah, I'm shit at coding and didn't do leetcode. They didn't do a technical test. Not sure why they hired me, desu. I hate this work, though. The data science stuff I've done is much more to my liking.

[Anonymous No.16543471]

I guess we're truly in an education bubble. You'd think that educated people who can't get a job would stand up for themselves and revolt instead of complaining about it on a Malaysian Surfboard Forum.

[Anonymous No.16543489]

Or committing sudoku. I mean look at the hong kongers acting like donkey kong and even the French they're not taking it in the arse anymore

[Anonymous No.16543508]

Op you must seriously lack creativity if you can't think outside this little box you've constructed. I mean how the fuck did you write a PhD and have so little knowledge about the world?

[Anonymous No.16543522]

Maybe you should leave you PhD off your resume as it doesn't seem to help and work your way up through the bs. God speed

[Anonymous No.16543549]

Become a web monkey

[Anonymous No.16543586]

>>16539824
That is the real blackpill, fren. And why, like you, with a masters in Mathematics, I am unable to hold down a job in my field. I'm always "weird" or "creepy" just because of the way my mind works. Since realizing this black pill that dumb chads with some social skills will always have better jobs than me despite working my ass of in academia for decades, I've turned entirely to crypto as a last resort to escape this unfortunate reality.

Godspeed, fren, and all-in LINK.

[Anonymous No.16543647]

>>16539824
If you’ve done hundreds of job interviews and gotten nothing then your approach is wrong and you need to rethink your strategy. Giving up is for pussies.

[Anonymous No.16543689]

>>16543471
>I guess we're truly in an education bubble
Overqualified people should have the priority over others and drive the less qualified out of the job market. Where I live a fucking secretary can make 90k per year and people with PhDs in math can't because the job is only for secretaries

[Anonymous No.16543711]

>>16543334
6 months. That's cute. I'm just coming to the end of a stretch like that, after traveling an hour and a half one way to getting a job that would take anyone.

Previously, I was unemployed for 14 years. And only wasn't homeless but for a inherited shitbox. Btw, I'm stunningly good looking and that only makes it more suspicious. That a good looking, middle aged white man, didn't pull the wagon with everyone else and made it to coachmen by now.

I'm coming up on 4 months without a shower. 2 years without running water. 5 years without a car in a rural area.

6 months. Adorable.

[Anonymous No.16543737]

>>16543711
>I'm coming up on 4 months without a shower
that's mental illness

[Anonymous No.16543753]

>>16543711
How are you getting internet?

[Anonymous No.16543756]

>>16539866
Make a superconduct coin. You should be fine.

[Anonymous No.16543764]

>>16539824
Not with that attitude.

[Anonymous No.16543767]

>>16543647
> Giving up

Or the smartest thing you can do, and avoid insanity.

Id guess it's stupid of me to think a board like this would have any self awareness of the myth of a meritocracy. Thee only other option to double down.

The idea that a single person here would be under the illusion that all of life is anything but high school. Middle school really.

[Anonymous No.16543792]

>>16543737
Not if you don't have 13K for a new well.
And can't stifle you disgust for a planet fitness group shower. I got this new job with a whores bath, and a fresh thrift store jacket.

Did you forget the motto in Ted's cabin?

[Anonymous No.16543810]

>>16539824
>PhD in physics
>unemployed
>anywhere

[Anonymous No.16543831]

>>16542735
> 25/hr is now a threshold for mocking poorfags
we already are in recession lads

[Anonymous No.16543845]

>>16543767
I’ve been having trouble getting a decent job and taking stuff I’m overqualified for. I was feeling down lately, but after reading all of this coping I’m now filled with hopium and realizing I’m gonna make it. Thanks faggots.

[Anonymous No.16543855]

>>16543753
Knew that was coming....

I could say checking in on fast food wi-fi
...but I have been able to scrap up the 40 for a unlimited data plan phone for 2 years. Had to really, if only to check for jobs. Never swallowed the pride to get the qlink.

Played Comcast and Verizon alternately for home internet for years. Just wait for it to default. then both companies account clears it once it goes to collections. Comcast left my old surfbort modem on for 3 and a half years. They kept telling me to upgrade for docis 3 before the last bill. Worked until a mouse pissed on it and I an exact replacement wouldnt work. MAC address, I know.

Recently comcast.com/internetessentials. 10$ a month for 10mb down/ 2mb up.

[Anonymous No.16543863]

>>16543845
Pride only hurts.

Its also everything that makes us human. Your "choice" it seems.

[Anonymous No.16543875]

>>16543845
one day you'll accept reality as well

[Anonymous No.16543886]

I believe it’s hard to get a job with a PhD due to competitiveness, but you also can’t just blame it on your looks lmao. You ever think maybe because you don’t know jack shit about your field that that’s why you get no job offers? Like why the fuck did you waste years of your life to get a PhD if you didn’t learn/apply those principles? This has 0 to do with how you look and 100% with your apathetic, and downright lethargic attitude.

[Anonymous No.16543968]

>>16543810
>College isn't a scam
>College isn't a scam
>College isn't a scam

> If I keep believing jt, it will become real

[Anonymous No.16543998]

>>16543886
Not op, but it snowballs.

You get out of practice when you can get a job. HR skips over your resume when they see someone with equal credentials who has been out of work 1 month less.

Boom, it's 10 year later. Why in the fuck would anyone want you?

[Anonymous No.16544053]

>>16539824
this is why academia is full of sell outs who will accept money to make studies say whatever people want them to

don't confine yourself to pizza delivery bro, other opportunities will come

[Anonymous No.16544176]

>>16543886
500 resumes is lethargic? Is is the ultimate reveal and irony of human nature and never fails. The condescension of the employed to the unemployed.
"Get a job bum, I did"
"Did you have the same circumstances?"
"......No. I just came to arbitrarily yell at my own past self"

And quickly exposed. Why would I be lethargic? Do u want to lose my house? Idiot.

[Anonymous No.16544292]

>>16543855
That’s actually a pretty smart way to get internet.

>>16543863
Cope, ngmi.

[Anonymous No.16544304]

>>16544292
Meant to tell >>16543875 to cope, with this mindset you’re just waiting to die.

[Anonymous No.16544318]

>>16544053
Even worse. Academia sellouts will just align to whatever the current narrative. Just to be published and cited. It's a gigantic circlejerk worse than liberal pedocracy.

[Anonymous No.16544354]

>>16544176
500 applications is utter nonsense imo. It’s online shit tier clinics button submit. OP has a fucking PhD with no job and has admitted he knows jack shit about physics. The issue isn’t he’s tried and failed. The issue is he never tried to begin with. It’s self evident from his lackadaisical post.

[Anonymous No.16544387]

>>16544318
This is the system plebs are supporting instead of investing in worthless shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.16544388]

>>16544292
Thank you. I'd pretend it was pure intellect, but years of imposed dirtbagery force you to be resourceful, with such regret of not knowing these tricks during the long suffering.

The essentials I heard about a while ago. But like most social programs, the whisper it into a drawer, and then put it on a bullet point about how they are "giving back" after cucking true capitalism with their duopoly. So almost proud to fuck them back, if at all.

Ten years ago I had more bandwidth for less money. I called to check out the new base internet only package with Comcast, and it's EXACTLY the same servife, but 50$ not on the program.

[Anonymous No.16544426]

post proof otherwise you are a shitty larp

[Anonymous No.16544429]

>>16544354
He shouldnt have to. The only thing worse then the knife fight of the job market is those same people pretending to work. Men need to learn to sit in their chamber. The collective howling of so many empty heads when the false idol of the labor economy is dethroned, will be enough to crash society. What will people do without the distraction of busy work?

[Anonymous No.16544530]

>>16540327
Looks like that spots taken. And how was he supposed to know it exists?

>I won the lottery, you can too.

[Anonymous No.16544616]

>>16542735
I've been back in the work force for 2 years and am near $25/hr general labor, after many missteps.

A good trucking job pays that after 8 inflated weeks if trucking school. Why does anyone need a degree again?

[Anonymous No.16544781]

>>16539824
I have a BS in Business Administration. Utterly useless degree. All my jobs didn't need the degree and its been over 3 years since graduation. I've been jumping from crummy job to crummy job. I stopped tracking how many jobs I've applied to, last I checked it was about 1,200 positions.

I have also heard these experts say its all about the resume. I don't believe it anymore. Over and over I'd get advice from reddit on my resume and staffing agencies on what to do to get a job was eben ready to walk out when a boomer woman was telling that I have to get out there LinkedIn, Twitter, etc. Yes she did say Twitter. Utterly useless. I stopped bothering.

Part 1 of 2

[Anonymous No.16544787]

>>16544781
Then it hit me between 6 months to about 2 years ago when I saw 2 different resumes. One from a girl whose had shitty job after shitty job with one well paying job. Her resume was literally barfing all the details of her job almost like a job posting for every job she had. The second a woman who was getting paid more than me and actually had an opportunity for a better job than me. The same thing even though I worked in building the job was at and could easily be taught the job (the woman wouldn't know how to do it either). Each position was like 1/3 in duties as a wall of text on her resume. The very thing those redditors would say wouldnt get you a job. The very thing all those staffing agencies would tell you not to do. Yet those two women had opportunities for better jobs than me.

Then I got hit with another brick. I didn't get a chance for the position of the woman who retired that was formerly my unofficial manager. I knew a lot about the job and would need little more training for the higher level aspects which are easy. Great job as you had to do very little but good pay over time. If I got it I'd probably have stopped looking for another job and be content with that one. No chance for an interview given. Nearly 60 year old roastie from another location got an interview and the job. She had to be taught more aspects than what it would've taken them to teach me. She also frequently needed my help because she'd mess up her computer, needed help sending an email, needed help with her printer, needed my help doing work as I was reliable unlike my supervisor who even the roastie thought sucked at the lower tier job that I was doing. I ended up quitting without a 2 weeks notice during peak season for that department in the office. Also she asked me for help with her resume I ignored her and something else personal because as she said I'm smart. After all this I'm somehow the unqualified one not worthy of an interview.

Part 2 of 2
There's another part.

[Anonymous No.16544793]

>>16544787
I try not to care anymore but I still feel it. My nervousness in phone interviews, however it goes away in in-person interviews. Trying to accept just being financially poor but I know it disappoints my parents.

t. 26 year old neet.

Part 3 of 3

[Anonymous No.16544854]

>>16542262
Pretty face + social skills + hard work + education = millionaire.

[Anonymous No.16544873]

>>16539824
>>16544781
We are at the point resumes are verified by algorithms. You miss key words - out it goes.
Depends of course where you apply and if they have enough to afford throwing people away but it's a thing. There's also a bias in word choice - some try to infer personality by typing style.

So the resume can literally break you before any person even sees it.

[Anonymous No.16544877]

Biology phd here. After gtfo of academia i went into sales and do part time military service. Now in a government office and life is on easy mode. There is shitty work out there and u just need keep working on urself.

[Anonymous No.16544933]

>>16539824
>Plus I get to save money living with parents and buy more crypto.
Sounds like you're going to make it

[Anonymous No.16545007]

You need to make some friends, do you still talk to any family members? I don't think I've ever even got a response back from an actual job application, the only jobs I've got are through friends and family members.

Go sit at a bar and start up conversations with anyone that will sit down, eventually jobs will come up and just tell them your situation, i did university for a bit then dropped out and got work on a construction site, try and play the underdog card as well, just say your looking for someone to give you a chance, and that you're loyal, some hard ass construction boss might feel a sorry for you and give you a chance like me.

[Anonymous No.16545036]

>>16539824
Mate are you fucking soft? I don't know what it's like in anonistan but here in Bongland you can just do a year long teacher training course (with a bursary of £20,000+) then get into teaching. With your phd you could even skip that, since you don't need a qualification to teach adults and you could get back into academia proper. you could tutor undergrads at £20 an hour easily. Also, since private tutoring is practically untraceable you can completely cover your employment gap. Just lie about everything, what have you got to lose? Pic related.

[Anonymous No.16545184]

>>16545007
>>16544873
.so....high school

>>16545036
Literally high school

[Anonymous No.16545211]

>>16539824
Physics is a jew dominated field with many jewish gatekeepers.

[Anonymous No.16545240]

>>16545211
Alright, call it. Whoever had 11 hours uptime before mention, I owe a Coke.

[Anonymous No.16545262]

>>16545240
it was the jews all along

[Anonymous No.16545435]

>>16545262
>da jooz are keeping me from getting a job
For fuck's sake you neckbeards, it's not hard to find shit employment to hold you over if you look hard enough.

[Anonymous No.16545602]

>>16545435
How does one "look harder"?

[Anonymous No.16545628]

>>16545262
Do you have an example where someone who was right in physics was boxed out by the chosen people?

[Anonymous No.16546427]

>>16545211
Omg guys like let's just become Jewish!

[Anonymous No.16546436]

>>16545602
Look deep into the next boomer you see and say "I'm your man"

[Anonymous No.16546499]

>>16539824
Nice larping dude.
You could get lots of research and lab jobs with your PhD. You also easily learn enough coding to make a living if you had the IQ to get that PhD.

You'd have a million better opportunities than delivering pizzas.

[Anonymous No.16546501]

>>16546427
>let's just become Jewish
But you can't, it's a genetic thing, they say so themselves. But they also get special religious treatment too. It's a package deal thing, stop thinking about it goy.

[Anonymous No.16546685]

>>16546501
Being smart makes you an honorary heb. Its their racial identity. Like how blacks can act civilized and save money cause that would be "acting white".

[Anonymous No.16546810]

>>16545602
Unironically teach yourself whatever new/supplemental skill sets you need to get a position. I have a family member who studied physics and taught himself an entirely new field of mathematics last year just so he could get a research position.

[Anonymous No.16546816]

>>16539824
>PhD in physics

What's your opinion on BSV?

[Anonymous No.16547141]

Damn you suck. F for not getting a job at tesla or space x. Apply to seti or cern. May I ask how you’re so good at math? I couldn’t even pass pre algebra.

[Anonymous No.16547173]

this was literally almost me. engineering grad nobody would hire (or even interview) but finally got one eventually. I live in Canada though which is a depressing crab-bucket hellhole.

[Anonymous No.16547184]

>>16539824
beta cuck didnt want you in the office anyway

[Anonymous No.16547192]

>>16539824
Awe sick! I don't want an uggo like you delivering my pizzas. You'll kill my appetite.

Unless you're a legit retard, you can definitely do better than that. If you don't have a nice suit, buy one, and practice interviewing. The interview is the most important thing to get right. Watch youtube videos about how to ace an interview. Look up all the questions they are likely to ask, and practice with friends or family. Answer the questions by yourself even by yourself and record it, then you can review, and make improvements.

Looks do make a difference, but you can definitely help yourself by dressing well, and exercising good hygiene.

Don't be a baby. Keep improving yourself, and trying until you make it.

[Anonymous No.16547288]

>>16539824
apply to be a high school physics teacher dumbass

[Anonymous No.16547535]

>>16539824
So you sent in job applications, presumably online. Did you ever follow up any of them in person? Did you call the companies to follow up? How many times did you call them? Did you send them a card thanking them for meeting with you? Did you continue to go to them, day after day, saying that you're following up on your application?
>If yes, then I'm extremely sorry indeed sir
If no, I'm about to drop a knowledge bomb for you sir. All the people in charge, who pull the levers of power, are going to be boomers in 95+% of situations. Simply sending a faceless application to an email address will not make you stand apart.
>The only people who gets hired are the friends/family of boss
Think about it like this. There is someone who shows up everyday, telling the boss that they know someone who is hard working and capable for the job. You, on the other hand, have never met anyone who works there, and have no one speaking on your behalf. The boss doesn't know who you are at all. Its not that the insider family chad was any better than you. They've likely met the boss, the boss can picture them in their mind when they think of the job. The insider family chad is doing all the things I told you to do. He's no different than you
>There are no relevant jobs where I live
If you live in tech, go to Silicon Valley. If you want to be an actor, go to Hollywood. You get the idea. Go to the place the jobs are, then pretend its your 8 hours a day full time job to be in person at the physical places of the jobs inquiring about the jobs.
>Good luck anon, don't give up and keep trying

[Anonymous No.16547750]

>>16547535
What delusional drivel.Bottom of the ladder HR employees are the ones who receive and vet your applications. 99% of them are braindead retards that couldn't differentiate between someone who knows about fluid mechanics against someone who specializes in electrical components. Absolute mongoloids have acquired positions that they should have never been in because there is extreme bias during the interview process. You could be someone who can do the work absolutely perfectly, it would never fucking matter because Stacy in HR thinks you look creepy.

[Anonymous No.16548829]

>>16544877
Was the biology PhD worth it or do you regret spending your 5 years? How much you make now?