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Roastie toastie on her phone
Looking for a big bad bone
Swipping left and swipping right
Hoping to find fun tonight

Roastie Toastie feeling sad
Can't get no more dick from Chad
No beta will pay her rent
For Roastie Toastie's snatch is spent

Hit the wall at lightning speed
Thinking you had what you need
Coke and wine and BBC
But Roastie Toastie couldn't see

Now you look three times your age
Filled with Roastie Toastie rage
Has no drive she sits all day
Wishing she could go away

Roastie Toastie's no more good
Watching friends live life as would
Roastie Toastie feeling bad
Shoulda listened to your dad

No one wants her anymore
Roastie Toastie's just a whore
Can't have kids so get some cats
Fill your life with shoes and hats

She had goals and even dreams
All that died in her late teens
Now she's old and salt ensues
Blaming men is her excuse

Roastie Toastie looks around
Families and kids abound
Living life and having fun
Roastie Toastie's nearly done

Roastie Toastie no more thrills
She decides to get some pills
Two at most the label shows
But Roastie Toastie's time is close

>> No.14917766

>>14917752
i read the entire thing it gives me chill, felt like something from a horror movie.

>> No.14917774

>>14917752
10/10

>> No.14917777

>>14917752
t. beta bux

>> No.14917797

>>14917752
Lol. But why post on biz????

>> No.14917803

>>14917797
Cause he's salty about Chad

>> No.14917808

>>14917752
>Roastie toastie on her phone
>Looking for a big bad bone
>Swipping left and swipping right
>Hoping to find fun tonight
>
>Roastie Toastie feeling sad
>Can't get no more dick from Chad
>No beta will pay her rent
>For Roastie Toastie's snatch is spent
>
>Hit the wall at lightning speed
>Thinking you had what you need
>Coke and wine and BBC
>But Roastie Toastie couldn't see
>
>Now you look three times your age
>Filled with Roastie Toastie rage
>Has no drive she sits all day
>Wishing she could go away
>
>Roastie Toastie's no more good
>Watching friends live life as would
>Roastie Toastie feeling bad
>Shoulda listened to your dad
>
>No one wants her anymore
>Roastie Toastie's just a whore
>Can't have kids so get some cats
>Fill your life with shoes and hats
>
>She had goals and even dreams
>All that died in her late teens
>Now she's old and salt ensues
>Blaming men is her excuse
>
>Roastie Toastie looks around
>Families and kids abound
>Living life and having fun
>Roastie Toastie's nearly done
>
>Roastie Toastie no more thrills
>She decides to get some pills
>Two at most the label shows
>But Roastie Toastie's time is close
fuck off back to pol or r9k reatrd

>> No.14917813

Have sex

>> No.14917818

holy shit, imagine spending time writing something like this. OP, you might want to get your head checked. also, have sex. you're only young once pussy faggot

>> No.14917829

>>14917818
>>14917813
>>14917808
>>14917803
Looks likw we're having a hog roast today!

>> No.14917832

Hopefully one of us can record this as a kid's song

>> No.14917836

>>14917813

What do you think the roastie's problem was?

If men retain semen they gain power. Have sex but don't cum is the golden pill.

>> No.14917845
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14917845

>>14917752
american horror story - roasty toasty edition

>> No.14917848

>>14917818
Hoes mad, castrated males mad.