My mom is kicking me out of the house if I don't pay rent

[Anonymous No.13810934]

She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 500 link. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

[Anonymous No.13810984]

>>13810934
Kek

[Anonymous No.13810997]

Fucking punch that slut on the jaw

[Anonymous No.13811010]

>>13810934
Nice blog post
Get a job faggot

[Anonymous No.13811012]

This happened to me at 16 years old you faggot

[Anonymous No.13811034]

yeet that whore into the 7th dimension

[Anonymous No.13811056]

She's entirely right. Stop being a little bitch and go work in the oil field. You'll make good money and it'll possibly even make a man out of you. You're probably still your 20s aren't you?

[Anonymous No.13811073]

>>13810934
Here is a thought op. You clearly have nothing to do with your time. How about getting a fucking job, paying your mum $500 and putting rest into link? Imagine what kind of stack you would have right now if you wagecucked instead of playing with toys for degenerate children and masturbating.

[Anonymous No.13811090]

have sex with her instead of paying $500 a month you fucking idiot how is it hard to solve this problem? it's that or get a job. or punch her in the fucking head

[Anonymous No.13811091]

>>13811056
I dont even have enough money to get set up there even if I went. And even if I went, i dont have aany skills. I live in Spearfish which has maybe 6 restaurants nobody hiring.

[Anonymous No.13811096]

Lmao fucking loser
Go kill yourself you fucking faggot talking that way about your mom

[Anonymous No.13811109]

>>13810934
if you end up homeless try to get to a blue state then you can get on welfare and food stamps until you find a job.

fuck working in those oil fields. ain't worth getting mamed or killed and you'll have to work with jar heads too. not a fun experience.

[Anonymous No.13811126]

>>13810934
Americans are pathetic

[Anonymous No.13811156]

Send her to the shadow realm

[Anonymous No.13811162]

>>13811126
I squished your mums pussy and bashed her head in with a toilet bowl
x
just a joke what's up babe...

[Anonymous No.13811202]

>>13811126
This. Absolutely sickening.

[Anonymous No.13811378]

>>13811202
>>13811126
Land of the free, home of the breather.
Whiter than you, Mohammed

[Anonymous No.13811431]

>>13810934
Just pay up you lazy cunt

[Anonymous No.13811445]

$500/month is cheaper than any other apartment. Just suck it up and pay her to stay

[Anonymous No.13811451]

Have you tried college?

[Anonymous No.13811504]

>>13811445
Yeah but thats a lot of link. Although I guess that if link is 10$ by next month then I dont have to give up much link to stay.

SERGEY AND ADELYN PLEASE IF YOU ARE READING THIS MAKE CHAINLINK GO UP BY NEXT MONTH. MY PERSONAL SAFETY AND XBOX DEPEND ON OT

[Anonymous No.13811836]

>>13810934
Let her kick you out. Just call her bluff. She may feign kicking you out for a day or two, but she will let you back in when she sees it isn’t helping and she cools off.

[Anonymous No.13811956]

>nothing to do in south dakota
go outside you fucking loser, video games are for faggots and manchildren. get closer to god, teach yourself something, workout, study etc

it looks like you haven't been using this time to improve yourself before LINK moons, maybe if you did your parents wouldn't think you're a good for nothing cunt.

[Anonymous No.13811965]

>>13811956
Theres lots of indians here. I dont want to be slaughtered or burned at the stake.

[Anonymous No.13812019]

why are you talking about link as if it's the only way you have of making money? don't sell anything....go earn something. it's that basic faggot. you're going to have to make your own way someday. sounds like that day has come for you. mamma doesn't want to wipe your ass forever.

[Anonymous No.13812043]

>>13812019
Link singularity is almost here fuckhead. I could see if it was 3 years out. But we are in that sweetspot of whats the fucking point in working when ill be rich soon

[Anonymous No.13812060]

>>13812019
Plus my dumb bitch mother doesnt understand that once im out she will probably miss me. My dad left my mom and moved to oregon to be with some dyke looking bitch and he hasnt talked to me in over a year. I mean what the fuck is out there anyway? Just a bunch of people who are fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.13812076]

>>13812043
This is bait, right?

[Anonymous No.13812143]

>>13812060
i can tell by the way you write that you're a frightened little boy. nut up and figure out how to navigate the real world instead of escaping into the virtual. just pretend you're playing GTA and go live your own life where you're the main character.

[Anonymous No.13812149]

im 3 months link will be at 40 cents so whats your point?

[Anonymous No.13812157]

>>13810934
>In America
>Nothing to do but Xbox
You sound like my 13 yr old brother. Have you heard of going outside, drugs and alcohol? Try $1400/mo just rent fucking prick

[Anonymous No.13812187]

>>13811965
>bullshit excuse
you only have yourself to blame

[Anonymous No.13812203]

>>13812043
reminder to the biz memers that some people here are too autistic or dumb to differenciate memes from reality and basically, you are responsible for financially ruining this moron once link dumps at mainnet

[Anonymous No.13812231]

lol what a loser OP is

have sex incel

[Anonymous No.13812261]

>>13811378
>replies to people making fun of americans with a mutt comic
Pottery.

[Anonymous No.13812285]

>>13810934
OP, I will unironically fly you out to Ohio and let you neet it up with me and my girlfriend in our apartment for 3,000 of your link

[Anonymous No.13812293]

>>13812231
I would but there arent even any hookers here in the middle of nowhere. Not only that, every chick working at any of the restaurants i could work at if they were highering.....are complete landwales. I would suck the dick of a nigger before eating out any chick in this town. Theres one hot milf in spearfish and shes married to an absolute chad. theres no point.

[Anonymous No.13812308]

>>13812285
how many link you own?

[Anonymous No.13812309]

>>13810934
Sell half your LINK now and pay rent for the year with it. This shit is gonna dump so hard at mainnet and could be a year before it recovers (if ever).

[Anonymous No.13812311]

>>13810934

have sex

[Sage No.13812315]

>>13810934
>Panicking over $500/month rent
Spoiled entitled little shit. Your mom should just kick you out so you can see how far that'll get you in the real world. Sage.

[Anonymous No.13812337]

>>13812315
If i had 25k link it wouldnt be an issue. but i only have 10k link, and what if link takes fucking 6 months to go up a lot, then thats almost half my stack.

[Anonymous No.13812341]

Linkies are truly pathetic

[Anonymous No.13812376]

>>13812203
This. I can't believe how many losers there are on this board with no backup plan besides LINK and they are all about to get irreversibly, unironically, unequivocally REKT. There will be so many suicides and the world will be a better place because of it.

[Anonymous No.13812392]

>>13810934
NEVER TELL ANYONE ABOUT YOUR CRYPTOS, jesus christ when will you all learn?

[Sage No.13812400]

>>13812337
And how in the fuck did you acquire that to begin with if you don't have a job retard? You should just go the frying pan route you mentioned, that way you'll lose your only life line of support and die shortly thereafter to. Shitty parent who coddled & raised a shitty child both gone, 2 birds, 1 frying pan.

[Anonymous No.13812434]

>>13810934
Jesus just get a job you useless faggot. Link will never make anyone a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.13812437]

>>13812076
I really hope so, I haven't cringed like this since that guy had like 200 grand liquidated from shorting btc

[Anonymous No.13812440]

>>13812308
20k

[Anonymous No.13812469]

>>13812440
I'll do 1,500 but i get to fuck your girlfriend once raw dog. Ill even take an STD test

[Anonymous No.13812474]

>>13812293
>"I would RATHER suck nigger dick" - OP

[Anonymous No.13812487]

>>13812293
SD linker here. true there arent shit jobs in spearfish. But there are jobs in deadwood and hookers and sexy women. I lived in spearfish about 5 years ago and got laid plenty. and I was fatter back then.
go to fucking deadwood and apply for jobs. get a place in Lead you can rent for 300 bucks a month. jesus

[Anonymous No.13812493]

Hey bro, I have my own place in South D. I don't hold any link, or eve any crypto, but I'm def down to fuck.

[Anonymous No.13812498]

>>13810934

[Anonymous No.13812513]

>>13812469
You can't get STDs from fucking your hand half a dozen times a day, the test would be unnecessary

[Anonymous No.13812515]

>>13812487
Can I come stay with you? How far you live from me? I mean obviously its weird to bring me in...but at the same time it isnt since we are both marines.

[Anonymous No.13812529]

>>13812513
lol thanks for the laugh in these dark times.

[Anonymous No.13812536]

>>13810934
I live in North Dakota. You can come live with me fren.

[Anonymous No.13812547]

>>13812469
Now this whole thread is low quality bait. What a weird way to take someone up on an offer like that,
>yeah throw in ur GF's pussy and I'll let you fly me out and shelter me. Hurdurp

[Anonymous No.13812548]

>>13812529

Go get a job.

Alternatively paper wallet your LINK, pay for a safety deposit box at the bank - in it goes, sell everything you have but your phone and do what you have to to get by until singularity.

[Anonymous No.13812563]

>>13812536
what part of the state? I can be there by dinner time. All I have is my clothes and my XBOX.

[Anonymous No.13812573]

>>13812563
Bismarck.

[Anonymous No.13812579]

>>13812515
sioux falls. I do have an extra room. but it sounds like one of those things where I come home one day and all my shit is gone. or better yet feces smeared all over

[Anonymous No.13812588]

>>13812573
304 miles away thats easy. how old are you what are you living arrangments and how much link you need?

[Anonymous No.13812601]

>>13812579
Nah you can have my ID and phone, contacts in your posessions at all time. Or take my car keys whenever you leave. we can work out an iron clad plan to protect you.

Plsu we are dakotans. Im not some red nig or actual nig. i mean cmon.

[Anonymous No.13812607]

>>13812536
when are we starting the North & South Dakota, Wyoming, Montana holy alliance against the horde? I'm thinking 2024

[Anonymous No.13812614]

>>13812547
im a virgin

[Anonymous No.13812642]

>>13811445


Dude i could make 500 in like two days.

[Anonymous No.13812689]

>>13812043
>Link singularity

[Anonymous No.13812751]

>>13812607
im living in eastern montana and i'm not gonna make it till 2024. even with crypto moons those railroad tracks are looking awfully appetizing, everyone here sucks massively.

[Anonymous No.13812851]

>>13812751
link redneck meth losers? fuck where is civilization going to rebuild then

[Anonymous No.13812955]

What kind of parents wants to drain their kids of whatever scraps of cash they can muster? Good luck man.

[Anonymous No.13812967]

>>13812851
Africa

[Anonymous No.13813035]

>>13812285
How many stinkies to fuck your gf?

[Anonymous No.13813056]

imagine putting so much faith into a project. ever wonder what happens if link at most hits $1.50 or plunges down to $0.10? just get a job in the oil fields man the fuck up. believe in link all you want but at least have a back up plan. to pussy for oil fields join the real marines get that 10 k up front buy more link and fuck off for several months

[Anonymous No.13813071]

Do the pipelining you moron. Its easy as fuck. Half of my friends do pipelining and out of them half of those have college degrees but couldnt find a job. They are raking in 70k a year

[Anonymous No.13813088]

just make yourself useful there. clean up all the time so she wants you there. do it so well she ends up begging you to not leave and giving you an allowance.

[Anonymous No.13813120]

Time for the stinky linky natty lickaroo

[Anonymous No.13813191]

>>13810934
American """parents"""

[Anonymous No.13813199]

>>13810934
buy knee pads

[Anonymous No.13813240]

>>13810934
Reminder that everyone trying to shame you into getting a job is just a butthurt wagie.

[Anonymous No.13813343]

Work oil field dumbass. Get paid lots of link a month, and pay your mom rent. People would kill for that opportunity in big cities. You're stuck in bumfuck daktota. That is pretty much the only reason people live out there. My father worked his way up to head of the company and buys tons of property now thanks to it. If you change your mentality you might change your life.

[Anonymous No.13813605]

>>13810934
Based NEET.

Here’s a countersage.

[Anonymous No.13813873]

>>13813343
I dont want to die

[Anonymous No.13813930]

>$500 rent for a room in south dakota

your moms a proper cunt

[Anonymous No.13813943]

>>13810934
Work at walmart
it's comfy and easy as shit

[Anonymous No.13813960]

>>13812376
>no backup plan besides crypto
And that’s how you can tell crypto is ded for good

[Anonymous No.13813966]

>>13810934
Halo 3? A blast from the past.

[Anonymous No.13813985]

>>13810934
Pro tip.

Join the reserves. Navy/army, etc.

Go away for basic, plus A school/initial tech training.

Depending on your MOS/rate will take you anywhere from 4 months to 1 1/2 years.

Just enough time to see Link go above 450USD.

Plus you need cheap health insurance and a retirement check that the reserves can bring.

[Anonymous No.13813997]

>>13810934

work for in the grow for a dispensary, hard work but easiest 25/hr of my life.

[Anonymous No.13814007]

>>13810934
Go to thirstys.

[Anonymous No.13814014]

>>13810934
i had a fantasy about working on an oil field to make it harder with link why the fuck wouldn't you seize that opportunity anon?

[Anonymous No.13814052]

>>13810934
Ok anon, here is what I’ll do. Let me hold the 10k LINK as collateral and I will send you $500/month for up to 12 months. In the meantime, you look for a job where you can pay your own way. Once you can pay me back I will send you your entire LINK stack minus 10% of whatever I lent you in equivalent USD value.

[Anonymous No.13814224]

>>13814052
Ok whats your link address

[Anonymous No.13814242]

>>13810934
You don’t work, you don’t eat. Get a job.

If link doesn’t crash in a year, then you will live on your own, and you’ll have some cash.

At this point you have to prove her wrong. Your eating her food and shitting in her toilet. Time to grow up buddy.

[Anonymous No.13814305]

>>13810934
You are such a massive faggot. The fact that you did not work all this time to accumulate more LINK and going neet in a few months and than taking care of your mother, is pathethic.

You will make gains with this link stack, but I am certain you wont keep them.

[Anonymous No.13814406]

>>13810934
>South Dakota
Move farther south and just live in a tent

[Anonymous No.13814962]

what part of South Dakota

>tfw stuck east river / sewer falls
>tfw just want to live in the hills
>tfw already bought a house because i'm retarded

[Anonymous No.13815483]

>>13811056
Oil field work is for retards, stop trying to push this gay wagie même by coping how great it is.

[Anonymous No.13816007]

>>13811956
Projecting much fatass?

[Anonymous No.13816089]

MY MOM IS LETTING ME STAY!!!! PRAISE JESUS!!!! PRAISE SERGEY!!!!

[Anonymous No.13816113]

>>13810934
>doing this kind of retarded kike shit over 500$ to your own mother who gave you the experience and possibility to go have your wildest dreams and fantasies manifest after giving a fuck to keep you alive so long

>xbox

take 5g dried psylocibin cubensis magick mushrooms in the dark, faggot.

[Anonymous No.13816114]

tell your mother you are going to live with a friend you found in the internet, even for free with free food.

[Anonymous No.13816137]

>>13816089
Word to the wise. Stop showing your parents about your crypto and the price. Its not going to make them proud and will only cause problems.

[Anonymous No.13816138]

>>13816113
>113

confirmed OP is a Lie

Thread is LINK FUD to get you to think LINK owners are this stupid

[Anonymous No.13816165]

OPs a jew 100% certain

[Anonymous No.13816181]

>>13810934
Attention MOM

I will NEVER, ever sell my Linkies. LINK at 1.50? Didnt sell.
LINK at $1? Didnt sell.
LINK at 0.80? 0.70? 0.50?... 0.40? 0.30? 0.20?

Not selling.

pee pee pee poo poo poo

[Anonymous No.13816330]

>>13810934
Who charges their own child rent. Notice that the Chinese and the Jews never do this.

[Anonymous No.13816360]

>>13816330
You do know about Chinese Tiger moms? Imagine an Xbox in such a house. Jews are a bucket of mental disorders, so their children attempt to escape the nest asap

[Anonymous No.13816534]

>>13815483
It is better you fag. You make $50 an hr low end.
You're retarded cryptocurrency will never make you rich you retarded loser.

[Anonymous No.13816745]

>>13814224
Give me an email to contact you at and we'll coordinate.

[Anonymous No.13816783]

>>13810934
Dude. Go get a fucking oil job, make good $$$ and buy more LINK after you've taken care of your debts and other obligations. You're seriously saying you have 10k link, the opportunity staring you in the face to get to 20k but you're too fucking lazy to work? Get a job bum

[Anonymous No.13817654]

what the fuck is wrong with americans

[Anonymous No.13818885]

>>13812614
Absolutely pathetic. Kys

[Anonymous No.13819233]

>>13810934
Op is a faggot
A leech
And a frogposter it all makes sense now
Yak yak yak get a job you worthless frog fagola

[Anonymous No.13819511]

Hello Jeremiah

[Anonymous No.13820297]

>>13812043
yeah...with 10k link, I'm sure you'll never have to work a day in your life big boy. kek.

[Anonymous No.13820365]

please kill yourself OP post haste

[Anonymous No.13820367]

>>13811056
Shut the fuck up boomer

[Anonymous No.13820409]

>>13813873
that's too bad for the rest of us then...your mom especially.