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escort left me a negative review because i didn't go down on her. now others are refusing my booking requests.

>> No.13282181
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13282181

>>13282171
Auditable laughter

>> No.13282183

>>13282171
Why didn't you?

>> No.13282192

>>13282171
kek, i know this is a larp, but is it a thing?

>> No.13282194
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>>13282171
Are you saying you're an escort for other escorts?

>> No.13282212

>book her again
>Kill her
>Make her delete review first
>Profit

>> No.13282227

>>13282212
kek

>> No.13282493

>>13282171
Wait, you're paying her for her services and she gave you a negative review? How does that work? Don't you rate them?

>> No.13282502

>>13282493
Exclusive escort sites have the girls do ratings on customers that they see.

>> No.13282507

>>13282493
its a mutual rating system like uber

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>>13282171
saving money & no mouth aids

>> No.13282540

>>13282493
>Wait, you're paying her for her services and she gave you a negative review? How does that work?

Other escorts want to avoid creepy clients you retard, of course they rate you. Even fucking Uber rates passengers.

>> No.13282845

>>13282171
You fucked up, anon

>> No.13282938

>>13282171

ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao

>> No.13282950

F

>> No.13282959

Did she have a dental dam at least?

These roasties making you use a condom and not have a dental dam is fucking bullshit
How did you review her?

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>>13282212
Shouldn't you make her delete the review before you kill her? Or?

>> No.13282969

>>13282181
What does it mean if they tell you not to look???

>> No.13282970

>>13282171

that's the uber for escorts, pls share this website anon.

>> No.13282971

>>13282171
>eating some nasty hookers pussy
you did the right thing anon, even if you took the negative review

>> No.13282982

>>13282964
he clearly said that, just not in that order

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>>13282982
Hmm I'm not sure about that fren

>> No.13283168

>>13282971
this

>> No.13283253

>>13282183
>eating out a hooker
Nigga wtf is wrong with you?

>> No.13283278

>>13282969
u gay

>> No.13283339

>>13282540

I have a feeling this is the start of something very pervasive and very awful.

>> No.13283341

>>13282171
Hahahah surely not real

>> No.13283367

Is there an Uber for escorts? Like verified STD test and all?

>> No.13283977

>>13283060
No he said that re read it

>> No.13283998

>>13283367
hiv doesn’t show in std tests for 6 months

>> No.13284013

>>13283367
yeah but you need a buddy to get you in otherwise its a pain in the ass. just go hang out at the local skatepark and look for the dude that skates but also makes good money. he's for sure in the system and can help refer you

>> No.13284023

>>13284013
Is that a depiction of you?

>> No.13284027

>>13282959
Lol, who the fuck uses dental dams? Just use some cling wrap if you're that paranoid.

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13284053

>implying escort services kyc

>> No.13284071

>>13284023
this is how i got my start anon
>>13284053
clearly you've never been with legit escorts

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>>13283060
>>13282964
and other boards look at /biz/ as a medium-high IQ board...

>> No.13284096

>>13284053
Escorts do background checks, will ask for your place of employment, and on occasion ask you to email them a blank message from your work email address to verify. They do KYC and potentially to blackmail you with it if you’re very rich or do something shady.

>> No.13284108

>>13284096
kek why would anyone agree to these supremely dangerous demands

>> No.13284136

>>13284108
>kek why would someone sign a contract that lets a woman take half of your stuff and children if she decides she doesn't want to give you sex anymore

>> No.13284164

>>13284092
>caring about apparent smartness of the board
Poser as fuck

>> No.13284207

>>13284164
its called a joke

i guess at least the autism of biz was right

>> No.13284217

>>13284207
>was just being retarded hurr

>> No.13284223

>>13284092
and you want them to know of our "high iq" why?

>> No.13284232

Imagine only having sex with escorts or thots meaning you have to wear a condom every time. On top of that you're circumcised with a dead dick from years of chronic masturbation. I bet most of you can't feel anything at all.

>> No.13284246

>>13284217
Thanks for proving my point, brainlet

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>>13282181
>auditable

>> No.13284307

>>13282171
Clown world.

>> No.13284370

imagine being such an incel that you have to resort to paying for sex.

>> No.13285301

>>13284370
This

>> No.13285305

>>13284053
They might be soon lad, strange times

>> No.13285319

>>13284053
when/if the lefties legalise it, they will

>> No.13285339

>>13282171
Change prostitutes service

>> No.13285366

>>13284053
Adultwork in the UK basically does have kyc, it's just not a proper system

>> No.13286126

>>13282540

>Escorts will only fuck you and take your money if you're at least a 7/10.

Holy fuck, permanent virgin forever. Can't even lose it to a prostitute.