/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Favelanon No.12478508]

Hey friends I'm without sleep and I'm gonna prostitute myself 8 hours from now.
Cant sleep because I am anxious and stressed, 5:30 am here right now.
Ask me anything.

Prostituting myself to buy a GoPro and record myself walking in the favela and doing other shit.

Literally selling myself for the project.

[Anonymous No.12478518]

>>12478508
Have some self respect and don’t be a faggot. There are other ways to make money.

[Anonymous No.12478520]

>>12478508
Male clientele?

[Favelanon No.12478539]

>>12478518
Not this time buddy, need make in a short range of time, there is not other option, developing tendinitis because I'm working for bucks over the internet.

Gotta do what I gotta do.

>>12478520
Nope, woman bro. I'm tall, fit, big cock and I look like a male version of Mulan so I'm kind of exotic+Narcos looking. So a lot of rich woman end up finding me. I am currrently running 2 tinder profiles with tinder boost and fake gps into rich areas writen on my profile I ask payment for sex, have other profiles on badoo and other sites too.

When I want be the highest acessed profile I just get some hacked traffic or turn on the vpn and acess many times a day my profile.

But now I just add them, search them information and if I find them trustable I proceed.

Lets see how this goes.

[Anonymous No.12478543]

>prostituting yourself

this is why your life is shit. you spent your money on shoes and gopro. you dont NEED to prostitute yourself, you choose to.

[Favelanon No.12478559]

Also my tinder profiles are made from facebook profiles I make with VPN and I get into those justin bieber groups or other groups of adding people until I get 50-100 friends. Tinder Boost + auto liker, could be living just from that shit, but I dont like that.

>>12478543
Dude, I was using same shoes for a year, I already talked I had to pay all the shit (rent, food, bills, etc) so I have to afford that. Yes I bought a new shoes and yes I will get a GoPro to record shit, I choose to prostitute so I can have better things, I know that, but dont talk like I would receive if for free, lol.

Was using this shoes since before my dog was a puppie, lol.

[Anonymous No.12478573]

>>12478539
> When I want be the highest acessed profile I just get some hacked traffic or turn on the vpn and acess many times a day my profile.

Look into paid crypto/product shilling.

[Favelanon No.12478590]

>>12478573
I already looked, they currently hire guys on fiverr for $3/hour and I cant compete with that, I beg for a job since a long time and searched too, but didnt found anything stable.

Thanks anyway.

[Anonymous No.12478601]

>>12478559
What was your dog before he was a puppy?

[Favelanon No.12478610]

>>12478601
I dont know, I adopted her when she was going to be trown on death river, on the favela.
I dont even know if she is from this cursed world, prolly not because she is good.

Her new house also.

[Favelanon No.12478617]

>>12478601
>>12478610
Also, its SHE, sorry if I gave the impression its a male.

[Anonymous No.12478633]

Bro, make gigolo for rich bitches sounds tight. You sound fairly intelligent and capable though .. Your better than that. If you put the same amount of effort into a legit hustle as you did with setting up your sex network then you'll make it. You sound like you be good at internet marketing. Start building some niche Instagram/Facebook pages and monetize them

[Anonymous No.12478643]

>>12478508
Are you still alive, you useless faggot? Stop scamming /biz/ anons and kys

[Anonymous No.12478645]

how long until favelanon starts sucking dick and taking it up the ass

get your drug addiction under control

[Favelanon No.12478648]

>>12478633
Me and FranceBro will make a revolutionaire Youtube Channel with videos and ebooks and other projects included, but until them I gotta pay everything and also get a GoPro and other things, this is the safer thing I can do because everything else involve crime related, also I dont like to scam and legit hustles take some time to flourish, so this time need to do it.

[Favelanon No.12478655]

>>12478643
Why you remember me if I'm useless, I told you I dont fuck with gay guys, sorry.

>>12478645
I wont do it buddie, no drug addiction neither alcohol problems anymore, doing for the project.

[Anonymous No.12478656]

>>12478590
Do you have a second language?
There are sites where you can translate auction items. At a good day I make ~$100/3h. And my English isn't good.

[Favelanon No.12478671]

>>12478656
Brazilian Portuguese (native)
English (fluently)
Spanish (intermediary)
If you could share with me
my telegram is @favelanon or email
[e-mail]
Promise you I give you 30% of my gains lifetime.

[Favelanon No.12478714]

6 am

[Favelanon No.12478733]

>>12478656
Any news buddie?

[Anonymous No.12478735]

Post cock picture

[Anonymous No.12478741]

>>12478671
Just Google it. Many sites offer freelance translation jobs. It isn't enough for a full time job, but still better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.12478754]

>>12478671
Dude, I already told you a few days ago: STOP. BEING. POOR. Or should I say in Portuguese so that you can understand better PARA DE SER POBRE.
But it seems you took one of my advices to heart: you are selling something that people want.

[Favelanon No.12478762]

>>12478741
I googled, didnt found anything, that is why I'm asking for you if you can share the site.

>>12478735
Nah, take a photo of my abs,a anon offered me 0.5 eth for that but I refused to accepted.
>>12478754
Have a good weekend, fren, hue.

[Anonymous No.12478780]

>>12478508
>>12478508
Favelanon is a lazy shitskin I emailed him he could have made good money for little tasks for a project I’m working on he never responded.

Fuck off favelanon

[Anonymous No.12478790]

Good luck op, wherever you are

[Favelanon No.12478793]

>>12478780
When you emailed me?
Its you, Luc?

[Favelanon No.12478801]

>>12478790
Thanks, fren.
>>12478780
>>12478793
I messaged Luc, you aint Luc, what you mean anon?

[Anonymous No.12478813]

>>12478801
19th nov. 2018

[Anonymous No.12478846]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Favelanon No.12478850]

>>12478813
I had my electronics robbed, sorry if I didnt replied. Will check again.
Can you send me a message on telegram?
@favelanon

[Anonymous No.12478856]

>>12478508


Would you suck me off for 500$ favelanon?

[Favelanon No.12478867]

>>12478813
I really lost it, sorry anon.

>>12478856
No bro, sorry, like I said I dont like guys bro, nothing personal.

[Anonymous No.12478869]

OP is doing something shady, he's not just trying to get by. he's probably addicted to drugs now

[Anonymous No.12478874]

>>12478867
if you post yourself bent over showing your butthole and write SLUT on your ass, I'll send you $1000 in btc

[Anonymous No.12478880]

>>12478610
quality pupper my darkskinned friend.
i wish you all the best with your whoring etc.

[Anonymous No.12478888]

>>12478874
Don't forget sharpie in the butthole!

[Favelanon No.12478903]

>>12478869
Well, I am anxious, stressed, feeling bad and with the image of the last time in my head and coked up, my nose will probably bleed and my heart will hurt when I take generic cialis, so I'm not ok.
>>12478874
I dont like to put things in my ass, neither to do sex or any sex related with persons of the same sex as me, sorry buddie.

Also, I have a GF and received more than 10k offer to bang some gay guys and even so I denied, nothing personal.
>>12478880
Thanks bro, paid a guy to make that new house to her, gonna start training her too, have a good weekend, fren.
>>12478888
I pass that shot, sorry, not this time.

My cleaned room after anons motivated me.

[Favelanon No.12478933]

Messed room before gets cleaned.

[Favelanon No.12478951]

Almost 7 am, more coco lines, fuck it.

[Anonymous No.12479068]

>>12478951
Oké last drug user tip. Go on dread, offer good vendor reviews for free drugs. Sell it. Profit.

[Anonymous No.12479087]

>>12478933
Why do you have so many phones

[Anonymous No.12479109]

>>12478762
this is so gay, kill me

[Anonymous No.12479157]

>>12478951

Haha you are going to be a junkie if you keep on hitting those coco lines fag.

[Anonymous No.12479276]

I almost had overdosed
Later I get the laptop when I am fine

[Favelanon No.12479316]

>>12479068
Drug charges here from 5 to 30 years jail, also you need pay tax to criminal organization, i'm out.
>>12479087
One for google authenticator, one work the frontal camera but not the microphone, other work microphone but not the frontal camera.
I buy dead cellphones, take their parts and build up cellphones for me.

>>12479109
What happened?
>>12479157
Idk what is even worse anymore.
>>12479276
It was really me on cellphone, had to control breathing.

[Anonymous No.12479331]

>>12479316

Just stop with that selfpity. You know things aren't going to get better when you are depressed and using drugs. If something, it gets you way down to the hole where it is hard to get out. Get a grip man, you will make it but there are IF's

[Favelanon No.12479346]

>>12479331
I'm not like that bro, as I said I am doing it for the project, I was motivated and with energy, but just to think in doing generic cialis and all the bullshit to get some bucks drain me off.
I'm not depressed and I dont do drugs usually, but the thing I'll do make me depressed then I use it.

[Favelanon No.12479382]

8 am,4 hours until paid sex time.

[Anonymous No.12479460]

>>12478508
lol I see you miss that 50 year smelly pussy

[Favelanon No.12479466]

>>12479460
I miss the times I were happy without realizing how cursed this world can be.

[Favelanon No.12479573]

9 am, 3 hour for pee pee into poo poo

[Anonymous No.12479609]

>>12479466
The real curse are the lack of exposure to reality and sexual repression children are subjected to, making it literally impossible for Anons like you to fight subconscious stigma and pursue honest work in fields such as prostitution later on in life. Think outside the confines of today's social constructs. It's really no different from being a chef or an astronomer. We don't judge you, Anon. Go. Go and suck dick the best you can.

[Anonymous No.12479653]

>>12479609
>selling your sexuality and diminishing the quality of your private sexual life
>literally the same as a normal profession

okay anon

[Favelanon No.12479654]

>>12479609
There is no good aspect on prostitution because of:
-Microquimerism
-Sexual Energy
Being a chef doesnt get you in touch with DNA material of someone else, stop to fool people and fool yourself

[Anonymous No.12479686]

>>12478610
that's a good dog
also I'm American™ and I'll wear my shoes for a year because who gives a fuck
only darkies and spoiled whores care about shoes, it's a lower class thing

[Favelanon No.12479732]

>>12479686
>>12479686
I am at university buddie, that lead to sarcastic passive agressive nicknames that aint good.

[Anonymous No.12479741]

>>12479654
>blatant sapping of narcissistic supply
kys inferior

[Anonymous No.12479753]

Hello my friends, it's Frenchbro.
Keep my idea in mind
You should record funny moments in the favela and upload them, doing "best of" favelas or things like this.
If you can't find funny things or dangerous footage just steal them from youtube and upload them on best of.

[Anonymous No.12479805]

>>12478559
I'm American and I've been wearing the same pair of boots daily for 2 years.

[Favelanon No.12479821]

>>12479805
You doing university?

[Anonymous No.12479838]

>>12479821
No, I'm just throwing any spare money I can find into silver coins and LINK.

[Anonymous No.12479847]

>>12478508
>Prostituting myself to buy a GoPro
I'm fucking dead

[Anonymous No.12479857]

>>12478762
You refused 0.5 ETH for a dick pic, yet you are selling yourself for a gopro?

[Favelanon No.12479872]

>>12479838
Its different our situation.
If I keep using same shoes I will be fucking humiliated and considered strange as fuck, I study on medium upper class graduation.

>>12479857
Nope, the anon offered for my belly (stomach) photo, I sent my abs photo and dont even asked for the cash.

[Anonymous No.12479917]

>>12479872
If you are prostituting yourself, why don't you jerk off on camera for weird men on paid cam sites? It will be safer than selling yourself.

[Favelanon No.12479934]

>>12479917
It wont.I'm fucking rich woman that cant blackmail me, while anons can.

Sex is between 4 walls, videos are perpetual.

[Anonymous No.12479949]

>>12479872
>If I keep using same shoes I will be fucking humiliated and considered strange as fuck, I study on medium upper class graduation.
???

[Favelanon No.12479965]

>>12479949
My nickname was already adidas because I just jad my gray adidas shoes.

[Anonymous No.12479970]

>>12479934
You're going to strange people's houses and think it's safer than jerking off on webcam.. Don't say we didn't warn you when you turn up and 5 men appear.

[Anonymous No.12479980]

>>12479965
is that why poor people spend all their money on expensive clothes?
if you want to stop getting poor stop caring what other poorfags think

[Favelanon No.12479988]

>>12479970
Bro, I get their facebook profile and instagram profile, then I get their real name and get every possible information, I'm not new on the internet.

If I wanted I could Blackmail them with a hidden camera, but I dont wanna, I am not going to strange people house, I'm just going to get into a uber black that they will pay to get into some 4 or 5 start hotel/motel that she will pay.

If she get me mad I simply rob her in the end because this rich hoes like that shit because they wanna feel the adrenalin like I"m a criminal pet that they are taming with their old shit fucked up pussy.

[Favelanon No.12479998]

>>12479980
Dude Pay attention..

I just have ONE FUCKING ADIDAS SHOES
If was to play soccer I needed to ask to people lend me soccer shoes or I use adidas
Go to bar? Adidas
Go to outside university party? Adidas
Them they started to joke I bought 7 pair of same colour shoes to use one each day of the week, etc and yada yada
Passive agressive jokes, then we are into a new year and I would start using the same shoes of 1 year and a half ago atleast?

Its basic shit dude, even I know that.

[Anonymous No.12480036]

>>12479998
damn brazil sucks, you're really keeping each other down.
>lend me soccer shoes
why didn't you buy some random $5 chinese soccer shoes?
>I would start using the same shoes of 1 year and a half ago atleast?
I use one pair of trekking shoes I walk all year in until they start to have holes. My record is 5 years

well I also have suit shoes but that's for rare occasions, + noname soccer shoes I got in a supermarket, they were about $5

[Anonymous [O1G] No.12480037]

>>12479988
>I simply rob her
you can dress the monkey feed the monkey but you cant take the favellas out of the monkey

[Anonymous No.12480044]

>>12479998
GoPros are overpriced. Buy a Chinaman action camera. same shit 1/4 price

[Favelanon No.12480058]

>>12480036
Well, chinese soccer shoes doesnt have any ergonomics and also fuck your feet, I do sport since I was a kid so I know about it and dont wanna risk fucking my feet because of some fucked up replica.

>why I bother with that
Simple bro, my GF is rich and I'm fucking broke from favela, I hide myself on lunch time, I am already on the line she even get mad because I dont travel with her and she think I dont like her and the reason its because I dont like to drain her as I dont have money for the shit that she spend normally.
>>12480037
Fuck off dude, those rich woman want it, I'm not even kidding. I dont rob my friends and I gave tons of advice to multiple anons for free, I dont like that shit but hey.. if I dont get bucks I dont get bucks.

They fucking know I robbed, they enjoy and have adrenalin, these fuckers have cleptomania and they like the adrenalin rush.

I see in their fucking eyes when I strangle then while I fuck them with anger, slap their faces that they enjoy that shit, they like to feel like a real slut they are.

Do you think the woman dont know I stole a Iphone of her? She dont even blocked, later I explained and she said next time she will tip me more.

>>12480044
Any model recommended?

[Anonymous No.12480065]

GPRO!
buy GPRO!

gpro $8 EOY

[Anonymous No.12480107]

>>12480058
You're a piece of shit human being and your disgusting behavior is a classic example of why white people hate hispanics.

[Favelanon No.12480128]

>>12480107
Dude, I do volunteering, I adopted my dogo, I give feed to homeless dog and I teach people for free too.

Fuck you, why I need to care to your distorted opinion.

You think I'm guilty to rob woman that would laugh of me bleeding to death if they hitted me with their porsche/audi.

[Anonymous No.12480140]

>>12480128
i told you to stop coming here
only beta losers jealous because u want to make it
you are already losing time from making a business / earning passive incomes

tic tac tic tac time is going

[Anonymous No.12480142]

>>12478508
Can you just like Fuck off and die I’m sick of hearing about your life you attention seeking crazy nutter

[Anonymous No.12480151]

>>12480058
sorry i don't know any models. Go to a tech store online or irl and google for reviews when something catches your eye

[Anonymous No.12480153]

Post pics that look similar to the Types of “women” you fuck, how gross and old are we talking here?

[Anonymous No.12480186]

>>12480128
Does your gf know you are prostituting yourself?

[Anonymous No.12480187]

>>12480044
for 1/4th the quality too

[Favelanon No.12480190]

>>12480153
That type of old woman that was above weight, lost some weight but with flacid skin, that upper the ass some kind of flacid fat, that the ass isnt solid neither flat, but kind of strange with a density that just Devil could say it. With their flacid belly that when you do doggy to avoid see it, the type of woman that you have to think into something else and be sure the light is off to make it less worst.

[Favelanon No.12480197]

>>12480186
No, she doesnt, she already lended me money and I have to pay it too, but no problem about that.

And I wont ask her money because I already had other gfs that had money and I hate when people trow shit on my face like I owe them my soul.

>>12480190
Also its << type, left type.

[Anonymous No.12480215]

>>12480197
Well better than fucking dudes I suppose.

[Favelanon No.12480230]

>>12480215
When I used to drink I almost ended up fucking a ladyboy that was into hormonal treatment since 12 (she/he had 18 and looked like a girl), I was really high on alcohol, almost ended up kissing and would end up fucking she/he, my lucky is that a friend of she/he thought I would get mad because I look heterosexual and hooked me up with another girl.

Felt disgusted when I discovered that was a born male.

[Anonymous No.12480278]

>>12480230
Based friend

[Favelanon No.12480293]

>>12480278
Here you can easily spot street/poor ladyboys, but there are some rich ladyboys that does treatment since young that you cant see the difference.

[Anonymous No.12480301]

>>12480230
Hilarious.

[Favelanon No.12480325]

>>12480301
I'm like Pagliacci clown.

[Anonymous No.12480656]

>>12478559
i spent around 3k on shoes and sandals this year, im gay

dont get aids pelease

[Anonymous No.12480715]

>>12480325
No, you should be your own meme in the same vein as Pagliacci, Doomer, Bloomer, etc

[Anonymous [O1G] No.12480741]

>>12480058
nah what i actually wanted to write is
>you can take the monkey out of the favella but can't take the favella out of the monkey.
truly your only redeeming human quality is you took in that doggo. i just hope it ddoesn't turn out you are raising her and fattening her up only to eat her.

[Anonymous No.12480952]

>>12480741
Probably going to try to pimp that poor dog out.

[Anonymous No.12480962]

>>12478508
wtf favelanon?!? did you not learn your lesson the first time? it really is only a matter of time for you now before you're sucking dicks for cash.

[Anonymous No.12481022]

>>12478508
youre pathetic and youre going to hell.

>i just filtered your posting name so i'll never see your posts ever again.

cut your arms off with a chainsaw you fucking faggot

[Anonymous No.12481029]

Are you addicted to margin trading?

[Anonymous No.12481054]

>>12481029
He’s addicted to being an attention who’re.

[Anonymous No.12481069]

>>12481054
Right the guy just wanna share with the world he is a whore but doesn't need our money right

[Anonymous No.12481187]

>>12478671
>[e-mail]
What shitcoins u holding right now u dark brazilian whore

[Anonymous No.12481194]

>>12481069
He just needs some shoes.