/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Comfy No.10500959]

Apple Earnings edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
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TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
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Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE [Embed]

Previous thread: >>10498102

[Anonymous No.10500968]

First for APPLE tanking

[Anonymous No.10500970]

>joint stiffness
>chest pain
>wrong opinions
>risk aversion
Boomer bros ww@?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eplAQ3fEr8M

[Anonymous No.10500971]

First for RKG confirmed dead

[Comfy No.10500972]

>>10500959

[Anonymous No.10500975]

First for MID-TEENS

[Anonymous No.10500980]

>>10500968
My dubs say Apple will beat earnings

[Anonymous No.10500981]

Apple call at the next top of the hour

https://www.apple.com/investor/earnings-call/

Tesla deal?
Robots?
or just a boring ecosystem based earnings on meme brand status

[Anonymous No.10500982]

A kind reminder of what Big5Guy is (in)capable of

[Anonymous No.10500983]

FUCK PANDORA

MY FUCKING PUTS NOOOOO

[Anonymous No.10500987]

>>10500971
Did she OD on memes?

[Comfy No.10500990]

First for apple dumping
R-right?

[Anonymous No.10500991]

>>10500983
Boomers love Pandora. My parents use that shit.

[Anonymous No.10501000]

>>10500987
No even worse, crypto sadly.

[Comfy No.10501004]

TA on SPY

[Anonymous No.10501016]

>>10500991
My boomer neighbor listens to Pandora over his sound system in his backyard while he revs his Harley in the garage. It's true.
>>10500971
She isn't dead, there hasn't been a cataclysmic market drop.

[Anonymous No.10501018]

>>10501004
ameno

[Anonymous No.10501027]

APPL will miss, I am convinced. Chinkshit like xiaomi and huawei has destroyed the market share of samsung, I've no reason apple is immune from this, especially seeing how ludicrously expensive their latest flagship models are.

[Anonymous No.10501031]

>>10501016
RKG single-handedly holds up the market?
Should we hire a protection detail of autistic eunuchs?

[Anonymous No.10501033]

Is the hedge fund meme finally dead?

[Anonymous No.10501041]

I got rekt on bgfv

[Anonymous No.10501052]

>>10501033
They'll have the last laugh when the Big One hits.

[Anonymous No.10501057]

>>10501033
I hope so. Market will be much better with only whirring computers doing the screwing of retail.

[Anonymous No.10501061]

>>10501052
I thought that was scheduled for last Friday

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10501063]

Love all you dumb fucks gambling on earnings 3/4 of you will blow up your portfolio and not post in here again for another month because you are all just fucking retarded as fuck

[Anonymous No.10501067]

>>10500982
I am one of those guys.
>buy 20 HMNY shares
>lose ~$20
Yikes

[Anonymous No.10501073]

>>10501063
So you did baghold Big 5?

[Anonymous No.10501075]

We are the Golden Bulls

[Anonymous No.10501076]

>>10501027

[Anonymous No.10501081]

>>10501032
iShares Core MSCI World (IE00B4L5Y983)
Lyxor MSCI Emerging Markets (FR0010429068)
Those two cover 90% of my holdings.

[Anonymous No.10501087]

>>10501063

>MID-TEENS

[Anonymous No.10501089]

>>10501063
Big5 you've lost more money gambling on meme stocks than all of us combined. Stop being pissy because you got just'd on all your stock picks.

[Comfy No.10501101]

>>10501063
u mad because HMNY?
KEK

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.10501113]

>>10501063

[Anonymous No.10501114]

>>10501081
>Lyxor MSCI Emerging Markets
The Amundi MSCI EM one is cheaper.
LU1681045370

[Anonymous No.10501118]

AAPL wins

beat everything

[Anonymous No.10501122]

BREAKING: Apple sold 41.3M iPhones in the last quarter and 11.55M iPads, both beating estimates; the tech giant also sold 3.7M Mac computers.

[Comfy No.10501127]

>>10501118
>>10501122
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

[Anonymous No.10501133]

PUMP IT
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.10501138]

Apple 3Q EPS $2.34, Est. $2.18
Apple 3Q Rev. $53.3B, Est. $52.4B
iPhones sold: 41.3MM, Exp. 41.6MM

GOOGLE BEATS EARNINGS

[Anonymous No.10501143]

>>10501122
I blame the minorities for trading in their EBT cards for black market luxury items. Rrrrrrrreeeeeeeee. OBUNGO!!!

[Anonymous No.10501158]

[Anonymous No.10501161]

ESKETIT

APPL PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

NDX MOON TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.10501163]

Oil will take us all to Valhalla!!
RDS, BP, CVX

That, and MU of course

[Anonymous No.10501190]

>>10501138
>Apple 3Q EPS $2.34, Est. $2.18
Holy shit dat beat

[Anonymous No.10501196]

>>10501158

[Anonymous No.10501206]

>>10501158
This has been very accurate so far

[Comfy No.10501221]

>>10501206
I'm not marrying this faggot unless he gets serious plastic body modifications and HRT

[Anonymous No.10501235]

not a great day, but not really bad either.

Also, can anyone trade crypto on RH yet? Seems like they introduced the function ages ago but I still don't have access to it.

[Anonymous No.10501240]

[Anonymous No.10501242]

Bulls win once again.
Where is your bog now?

[Anonymous No.10501246]

>>10501221
There has been sexual tension between you two for a long time

[Anonymous No.10501249]

>>10501221

[Anonymous No.10501253]

>>10501033

Growth stocks are up because sentiment on long term market strength has soured. Nobody is trusting anything to hold gains.

[Anonymous No.10501254]

Holy shit

Grandpa generals are retarded

Enjoy never going to lamboland

[Anonymous No.10501255]

>>10501033
hedge funds were always a scam it’s just jews trading with insider information like soros, druckenmiller, steinhardt, etc.

[Anonymous No.10501271]

>>10501221
I'm pretty sure mormonism frowns on homosexuality comfer. But if you're as good at mormonism as you are at trading...

[Comfy No.10501272]

>>10501246
>>10501249
Maybe it's because he reminders me of all the chads who bullied me through highschool, and the idea of railing my semen into his tight boi pussy really gets me going.
I want his anal blood mixed with my cum and I force him to drink it

[Anonymous No.10501282]

>>10501272
stop

[Anonymous No.10501284]

>>10501114
How is the spread on that one? And does the degiro charge transactions costs for it? The one I got currently is in their 'core selection' (no transaction fee).

[Anonymous No.10501294]

>>10501272
Heavenly Father does NOT approve of this post. Enjoy outer darkness comfy

[Anonymous No.10501297]

>>10501235
That's one sexy chart, what site is that?

[Anonymous No.10501310]

Damn, AAPL earning call waiting music is cool as fuck

[Comfy No.10501313]

>>10501294
>>10501271
By coming to Earth you automatically get set up for a crappy version of heaven, so I'm not too concerned :)

[Anonymous No.10501318]

>>10501294
Heavenly Father is too busy chasing tail to worry about comfy.

[Anonymous No.10501321]

>>10501272

[Anonymous No.10501340]

my upstairs neighbours are vacuuming AGAIN. This is the third day in a row they've done this. Once a week is sufficient for godsakes.

[Anonymous No.10501344]

/smg/, it's official, I'm a brainlet and I make terrible investments. What's my best hope for my remaining money?

[Anonymous No.10501348]

Major win (or recovery) today for me, We going to the Philippines to celebrate bros.

[Planes !Uvd7Gd5fCo No.10501361]

Is this the thread where we talk about Big5Guy for 320+ post?? wow i'm really excited to be here. he is such a tool amiright? hehe XD

[Anonymous No.10501368]

>>10501284
>>10501114
I checked and it's not in their selection so that would cost me about 2 EUR monthly. I'm currently breaking even on costs since I got ~ 7k invested in the EM ETF and Lyxor is 0.35% more expensive. On a yearly basis that costs me about 25 EUR. Transaction fees for the Amundi ETF would cost me the same. Definitely interesting to move my funds from Lyxor to Amundi in the course of the year, though. Thanks for the tip, mate. The world ETF from iShares has 0.20% fee so I'm happy with that one.

[Comfy No.10501372]

>>10501361

[Anonymous No.10501378]

>>10501361

[Anonymous No.10501383]

>>10501368
It's not officially on the free ETF list but I never paid any fees for buying it. Just check the order preview, should tell you any fees before you actually execute.
The liquidity is actually very similar to the Lyxor one so the spreads were never an issue to me.
There's also EIMI from iShares but that's on LSE rather than Euronext so if you're on Degiro you'll you won't have real-time feeds unless you pay extra.

[Anonymous No.10501387]

>>10501344

Learn how to hedge.

[Anonymous No.10501393]

>>10501368
And yeah, IWDA is my main passive hold too.

[Anonymous No.10501426]

>>10501344
get good at sucking dick

[Anonymous No.10501429]

>>10501344
Diversify, have a long investment horizon and don't let your emotions affect your decisions

[Anonymous No.10501433]

>>10501344
Get HRT and whore yourself out on webcam.

[Anonymous No.10501440]

>>10501433
i'd donate

[Anonymous No.10501455]

>>10501429
but diversify into what

boomer ETFs? grow up my man we need better than 6% returns annually

[Anonymous No.10501458]

>>10501297
desktop version of RH

[Anonymous No.10501487]

>tfw your discount broker will never look as good as RH

[Anonymous No.10501509]

IM A FUCKING KING

[Anonymous No.10501512]

>>10501383
Bro, you might have just saved me 30 EUR. I'll place an order tomorrow for ~ 500 EUR and check if they charge me any fees. If not, I'll sell all of my Lyxor and transfer to Amundi. Thanks mate!

>>10501393
It's pretty amazing how stable IWDA is if you zoom the chart out to the max - pretty much a straight line.

[Comfy No.10501516]

>be a bear
>buy TVIX
>constantly lose
>finally cave and buy something
>the market immediately implodes
This is going to happen to me, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.10501530]

>>10501455
Yes, boomer ETF's. If 6% is not enough for you, you will not be able to build capital. The vast majority of the people on here are no more than gamblers. You might as well play the lottery or roulette instead of betting on earnings and buying (options on) smallcaps.

[Anonymous No.10501537]

>>10501272
You might get his HIV that he got from that Mexican Tranny.

[Anonymous No.10501546]

>>10501487
>>10501458
>>10501297

desu I really like the look of the desktop version of RH. I mostly use it on my phone, but I'm glad they didn't do a halfassed job designing the desktop UX. And RH is a discount broker... it's literally free m8

here's another screenshot for any of those who haven't given it a try yet...

[Anonymous No.10501576]

>>10501546

I exclusively use the desktop version mainly to buy. Only use the phone to monitor and sell.

[Anonymous No.10501578]

>>10501546
thats littelry a bad week or even day.can u be a bit more agressive and impaitent in ur trades

[Anonymous No.10501581]

when will amd settle and go back up

[Anonymous No.10501582]

Aapl is such a boomer company now. Fucking boring shit. Prints money though. At some point they will need someone with balls in charge though once they are done milking this.

[Anonymous No.10501589]

>>10501546
>it's literally free m8
Yeah that's my point, but I'm not American to be able to use it.
My cheapest option is Degiro where the UI is a glorified spreadsheet and the search engine is utter garbage, especially with how fragmented the European market is.

[Anonymous No.10501596]

>>10501530
Anything less than 100% growth is failure in my eyes.

[Anonymous No.10501599]

>>10501455
If I can average 6% annual return on my stack, I will never run out of money even if I live to be 250.

[Anonymous No.10501609]

>>10501596
This unironically.

[Anonymous No.10501617]

>>10501596
I have a floor for success at about 50%.

[Anonymous No.10501628]

>>10501599
is this cuz you have like mid 7 figures already lol

[Anonymous No.10501629]

>>10501589
I have an excel file where I create some charts to show profit, amount invested and portfolio value. Maybe I can make it some sort of general template (and try to link it to yahoo finance). I use it to create charts like pic related.

[Anonymous No.10501633]

PANDORA TO THE FUCKING MOON


EAT SHIT BEARS

[Anonymous No.10501642]

>>10501596
>>10501609
>>10501617
I'm sorry to say you will all stay poor wagecucks for life

[Anonymous No.10501660]

>>10501642
If you aren't gambling like Kaiji, then you aren't living life.

[Anonymous No.10501672]

>>10501642
I intend to be the one of the fraction of a percent of people who make it through high risk stock gambles.

[Anonymous No.10501702]

FUCK YEAH IM A FUCKING WARRIOR!
(P) WIN
(AAPL) WIN
ETF WIN
FUCKING UP over 40k TODAY IM GOING TO FUCKING VACATION FUCK YOU NIGGAS IM OUT. GOODLUCK WITH UR FUCKING MOVIE PASSES. PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10501715]

>>10501702
No !
reinvest your gains

[Anonymous No.10501726]

>>10501702

BASED AS FUCK

[Anonymous No.10501757]

>bought GLUU puts
>bought Apple puts
>bought Pandora puts

FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
JESUS

[Anonymous No.10501771]

>>10500971
literally saw rkg post in a thread "21 x X with X being the price of bitcoin" its a dude guys, accidentally left their name on making the post. this happened about 1 minute ago.

[Anonymous No.10501774]

>>10501757
AAPL and P are both boomer favorites. Boomers actually have money to spend on the products/service. What did you expect?

[Anonymous No.10501780]

>>10501757
Typical /smg/

[Anonymous No.10501783]

>>10501702
gj

[Anonymous No.10501789]

>>10501757

LOOOOL

[Anonymous No.10501798]

where are the AAPL boys with calls from today

[Anonymous No.10501807]

so is everybody shorting APPL for a retracement tomorrow the minute markets open and closing at 358pm?

[Anonymous No.10501808]

Sand will sting a little tomorrow.
We'll see how the market reacts, I wasn't too far into HCLP as I was in SND.

god damn it I thought they'd knock one out of the park though, tomorrow they're holding the conference call for HCLP
all in all this wasn't as bad of an outlook as it could have been, but I've eaten enough theta. For me, It's time to move on

[Anonymous No.10501812]

>>10501771
I think most of us here realize that it's a dude or at the very least, a trap.

[Comfy No.10501827]

>>10501702
BASED
>>10501757
NOT AS BASED

[Anonymous No.10501834]

Dogecoin is eating all my apple gains

[Anonymous No.10501840]

>>10501757
>>bought Apple puts
Why would you ever do this

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10501844]

EARNINGS WERE GOOD THANK GOD OH MY GOODNESS

[Anonymous No.10501845]

idk how you morons didnt think apple wouldnt beat. its the only tech company with serious revenue streams outside of ad analytics.

[Anonymous No.10501846]

>>10501771
I wonder why she hasn't posted this afternoon. I suspect she saw us discussing her death and is having a laugh by letting us wait in suspense.

[Anonymous No.10501856]

>>10501578
can you learn how to spell

[Anonymous No.10501862]

>>10501808
Oil tanked today apparently on inventory build.
But I don't think that will make fracking sand less in demand as the US shale industry will just keep on trucking

Also, fracking is a damn nasty business. I wonder how you can go long on water and innovative, disrupting water treatment companies

[Anonymous No.10501881]

>>10501844

WOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEE GREEN DAY TOMMOROW :DDDD

[Anonymous No.10501900]

>>10501844
You talking about IQ?

[Anonymous No.10501901]

E S K E T I T

tech moons based FAANG retirement inc

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10501906]

>>10501881
Once I sell out of this ima be a good boy and praise the lord so I don't tempt fate to JUST me anymore.

[Anonymous No.10501920]

>>10501844
>>10501881

Projections lads? $90 EYO amirite

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10501924]

>>10501900
Its earnings was a fucking homerun.

[Anonymous No.10501929]

>>10501924
Nice, just bought in today.

[Anonymous No.10501940]

>>10501900
>>10501924
>>10501920
Take-off tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.10501944]

>>10501906

The heart asks pleasure first,
And then, excuse from pain ;
And then, those little anodynes
That deaden suffering ;

And then, to go to sleep ;
And then, if it should be
The will of its Inquisitor,
The liberty to die.

[Anonymous No.10501958]

>>10501940
Today the moon, tomorrow Mars.

[Anonymous No.10501981]

>>10501628
If we shoot for 50,000 annual you need to make 6% on ~835,000 to get that.
>>10501672
Unironically play the lottery. You will lose. Your intentions are as good as that, I intend to be the small fraction that hit the megamillions.

[Anonymous No.10501983]

thank IQ for boosting my BILI

[Anonymous No.10502004]

Ok guys so what's the deal with CEI?
Why the sudden moon mission?

[Anonymous No.10502006]

Hearing IQ beat earnings. Even chink stocks are flourishing this week.

[Anonymous No.10502011]

>>10501983
Fuck off Jannu

[Anonymous No.10502020]

>>10501138
Apple is truly the last safe growth stock, all other barely beat or massively missed but this is legit.

>>10501582
Meh, agreed, they need someone with the balls to make their laptops bigger, have all the ports, SD card reader, 4K screen.

>>10501924
75% subscriber growth (only number that matters in online) PRAISE THE LORD kind of feel bad I pussied out and bought a put to hedge my bet but I still think I'll make some nice profits.

[Anonymous No.10502025]

>>10501940

PRAISE KEK

[Anonymous No.10502028]

>>10502004

Announcement soon that they're debt free.

[Anonymous No.10502063]

>GLUU missed their earnings

Okay, maybe I won't be at a total loss here.

I've got some snapchat puts for the 10th too.

[Anonymous No.10502143]

>tfw up 2% today

nice

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10502147]

IM SO GLAD

[Anonymous No.10502193]

>>10502147
No smuggies plz

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10502210]

>>10502193
You just cut out over half my anime library.

[Anonymous No.10502226]

welp i'm boned. glad i shorted fang stocks in general rather than apple directly at least. still gonna be hurtin tho.

[Anonymous No.10502235]

>city of big5

[Anonymous No.10502275]

Do you guys think it's worth it to buy a call on Ford? They're at the bottom of their average and look to be leveled out, of course this is to sell within 1-2 days.

[Anonymous No.10502294]

>>10502275
why not just buy the stock?

[Anonymous No.10502303]

>>10502294
Less risk

[Comfy No.10502322]

>>10502226
I feel you. Pic related is the SVXY train.
It derailed.

[Anonymous No.10502327]

>>10502303
most of the time your option gets eaten away by theta burn

[Comfy No.10502340]

>>10502322
Man I am really forgetting pic related lately

[Anonymous No.10502351]

Am I gonna get any gains on this?

[Anonymous No.10502358]

Issue with Apple is, pretty much everyone that wants Iphone has it every quarter. That is why sales are stagnant. MS, AMAZON and Google all have very big markets to tap into still (AI, cloud, ads, VR, premium hardware etc.). That is a reason why Apple is boring and prices wont really move easily...

[Anonymous No.10502363]

>>10502327
how long do you think I'm holding these options? Theta burn doesn't affect you when you're holding them for 3-4 hours most of the time, maybe as much as selling second day.

[Anonymous No.10502366]

>>10502351
kek, that will be worth $1 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.10502383]

>>10502327
Buy the call and sell the put at the same strike close to the money, it's mostly theta neutral

[Anonymous No.10502412]

>>10502363
that's just pure gambling might as well take it to the casino

[Anonymous No.10502433]

FB bagholder here

there's nothing more unfair in this world than this apple earnings

[Anonymous No.10502444]

>>10502351
RSI is showing that it's oversold. Bollinger is breaking out of bottom, it's going to jump, might as well sell unless you're going long.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.10502453]

The feeling of not going bankrupt after going way too ham is pure euphoria.

[Anonymous No.10502461]

>>10502275
In a normal week, I'd agree that this is a pretty good time to buy, but right after a 23.65% earnings miss, I'd be a little hesitant to go near it.

[Anonymous No.10502470]

HBM beat earnings. Slightly up after hours.

[Anonymous No.10502479]

>>10502412
If I lived near a casino I'd be broke.

[Anonymous No.10502543]

>>10502453

I know this feel. This year has certainly made me a better defensive trader if nothing else. Used to be I would lose a lot of money trying to trade bear markets, now I at least hover even when the market goes south.

[Anonymous No.10502544]

Any thoughts on DCIX? They recently paid off their debt and the company seems suspiciously undervalued.

>inb4 Greek shipping company meme

[Anonymous No.10502554]

>>10502544

Hehe I bought a day before earnings. They missed and I sold. They may look good come next earnings date.

[Comfy No.10502568]

I might sell SVXY tomorrow morning, I can't handle this anymore

[Anonymous No.10502573]

>>10502479
i don't doubt it bud gl

[Anonymous No.10502577]

who here getting divs from JPM today and T and VZ tomorrow? I love getting a weekly paycheck for doing absolutely nothing.

also, THANK YOU BASED AAPL

[Anonymous No.10502580]

>tfw cancelled moviepass

when are you HMNY fags going to learn?

[Anonymous No.10502585]

>>10502543
why not just buy inverse ETFs or short things? Bear markets when they come shoudl be the easiest to make money, everything goes down so quickly its hard to fail

a decades bull gains in like 3 months when bear comes cant wait

[Anonymous No.10502805]

Thank sweet sweet VIX futures.

[Anonymous No.10503015]

How many more sqqq bagholders did we get today

[Anonymous No.10503070]

Futures just dumped everything

[Anonymous No.10503096]

>>10503070

[Anonymous No.10503118]

>>10501581
next ER

China cloud is coming to semis including nvidia and AMD

[Anonymous No.10503129]

>>10503070
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.10503139]

Guys, what's the lowest risk way to earn 7% in the next 12 months?

[Anonymous No.10503154]

Apple beat earnings expectations but their cost of goods sold has risen faster than their profit, moreover they missed on every item sale too. This means they have hit their zenith since everyone already has their products.

BUT, here’s the big thing nobody is talking about: the Federal Reserve is cutting their balance sheet down by over $20B tomorrow plus having a FOMC meeting. Last time they cut that much in one streak they triggered the February flash crash. I doubt Apple can hold the line against that sort of event

[Anonymous No.10503155]

>>10502585

Inexperienced version of me thought fishing for bullish reversals would pay off better. That was incorrect. Turns out timing a reversal anywhere close to where it actually occurs is very difficult. Much more difficult than your standard range trading.

[Anonymous No.10503163]

>>10503154
what equities does the fed hold specifically? is it mainly bank stocks?

[Anonymous No.10503196]

>>10503139
HMNY is at the bottom right now. Solid pickup in the coming months

[Anonymous No.10503207]

Anyone else going for a TRIP?
I have a good feeling about this one.

[Anonymous No.10503217]

>>10503015
based, I remember you eviscerating the shills yesterday HH

[Anonymous No.10503222]

>>10503163
US treasuries and Mortgage backed securities. The fed alone dictates which way the markets go, and when they sell, markets fall just as they rise when they buy. Somewhere between tomorrow and Friday I expect a big downturn again

[Anonymous No.10503241]

>>10503139
Give it to me and I'll pay you back and I'll pay you back with 7 interest guaranteed.

>>10503154
>>10503222
>February flash crash
Would a stop price order of 41 dollars or so be a good idea for TVIX? If it was mooning to 70 in one day it would be nice to catch it.

[Anonymous No.10503269]

>>10503222
interesting stuff.
the fed's balance sheet of this stuff amounts to $4.5 trillion. when they liquidate these assets it removes that amount of USD from the economy, so after tomorrow there will be $20b less circulating USD.

[Anonymous No.10503324]

>>10503222
My lucky number, we meet again
>>10503241
Going short any way you can at the market peak is smart, so fire it up, man
>>10503269
Which in turn raises the USD and crushes emerging markets. Buy EDZ

[Anonymous No.10503457]

>>10503139
buy a bond yielding 7% that matures in a year, gonna need to go up the risk curve though

[Anonymous No.10503570]

All in on snapchat puts

If I lose I'm quitting stocks

If I win I'm buying a dominatrix

[Anonymous No.10503585]

>>10503570
Based

[Anonymous No.10503598]

>>10503570
you're gonna make it

[Anonymous No.10503618]

>>10502340
Remember
>I am not a degenerate gambler
>30% of my portfolio is in vol
are not combatable statements

[Anonymous No.10503665]

>>10502433
Facebook winner here, get fucked

[Anonymous No.10503713]

>>10503139
IQ dude holy shit this is legitimately the next Bitcoin, like they have so much crazy shit happening coming up, biometric technology, VR, deals with Japan, videogames, Xi Jinping is going to mandate everyone own it, ok that last one was a joke.

[Anonymous No.10503769]

I bought a Put on dish but it is rallying,
who the fuck buys dish? really now.
cmon boomers, fucking eh.

[Anonymous No.10503784]

>>10502358
Consider this, since Apple fought the FBI over the san bernadino iphone unlock deal, they are the company everyone trusts for privacy now. in fact i am going to switch when my contract is up

[Anonymous No.10503804]

Green day tomorrow. How will faggot bears ever recover?

[Anonymous No.10503842]

>>10503804
put game stop, it will not exist in 2 years

[Anonymous No.10503848]

>>10503804

>he puts his trust in the market based off of a single day’s move

This is how you know the market has peaked - shoe shiners giving their stock tips in the face of escalating QT and rising interest rates. Please buy TQQQ

[Texas anon No.10503876]

>>10503848
I’m expanding my sad shoe shine blues man collection for the occasion.

[Anonymous No.10503893]

>>10503876
Ahaha oh man, it’s you again isn’t it? Did we make this meme a thing like 2-3 weeks ago?

[Anonymous No.10503898]

is TWTR undervalued at these prices? Revenue/earnings exceeded expectations, looks like it went down because they purged a bunch of troll/spam accounts resulting in lower monthly active users which caused a panic.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.10503913]

>Pandora up 12% AH

[Anonymous No.10503923]

>>10503898
The biggest problem for all the FAANGs is that even upon beating earnings, they either dumped 20% or went up a bit then slid back down. It’s because the big implication in all their reports is that growth has peaked and they are going to contract, ie. Q4 is going to be hell and they are propped up solely due to corporate buybacks and shoeshiners buying their first stock

[Texas anon No.10503985]

>>10503893
Yup. We need some pink wojak edits.

[Anonymous No.10503997]

>>10501033
Guys just put everything in GE. GE will never go under...

[Anonymous No.10504021]

>>10503923
I think the tax cut boost will drop in Q4
Next year will be bear!

[Anonymous No.10504026]

why do people pay for hedge funds?

These guys get out performed by random /smg/ non-trips.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/07/31/reuters-america-update-2-greenlights-bet-against-tesla-crashes-funds-2nd-qtr-returns.html

Greenlight lost 18.3 percent in the first six months of 2018, Einhorn wrote in a letter to investors seen by Reuters. Tesla shares, which rose 29 percent in the last quarter, was the fund's "second biggest loser" during that period, he added.

Einhorn wrote, explaining that he covered most of the firm's Netflix Inc short position between January and April at $281.46 and used more put options in the short book.

>shorted netflix
>shorted tesla

[Anonymous No.10504030]

>>10503985

>when you invest your life savings of $100 in 1929 and get absolutely fucking JUSTed
>/biz/ is half a page of anonymous letters being published in some newspaper where everyone shares tales of misey and woe until they run out of money to afford postage stamps

[Anonymous No.10504033]

>>10503997

under what

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10504053]

>>10500971
me no dead O.O
when am death will be second me make it
SPY will crash to $240 and me will be all in SPY puts and just turned $800 into $30k
then Death will show up immediately after with smug grin

>>10500982
>you will never be tortured @ B5G dungeon
why even die

>>10501321
awww bringing new meaning for word "doggie bag"

>>10501771
kek this no me
there like 5+ persistent RKG posters on /biz/

[Anonymous No.10504055]

>>10504021
Too little too late. The money from the tax cuts was shown in stellar Q1 reports. That money was used up in Q2 for corporate buybacks. Q3 is the leftovers in the face of central bank manipulation

[Anonymous No.10504212]

>>10503997

Why? All they do is make trains and washing machines. No one uses trains anymore and their washing machines fucking suck

[Anonymous No.10504215]

So I was looking through the S&P and August and September seem to be the worst months for the index.

Loading up on UVXY in the coming days.

[Anonymous No.10504231]

>>10503997
Good move see you at 35 in 3 years

[Anonymous No.10504249]

Who /Fang/ here
Expecting FNGU to hit at least 66

[Anonymous No.10504256]

Just in: tariff threats have escalated to include another 200 billion USD. Most of AAPL’s gains have retraced and futures slumped

[Anonymous No.10504276]

>>10504249
Press S to spit on grave

Pride goeth before a fall

[Anonymous No.10504277]

>>10504256

Trump must have bought puts

[Anonymous No.10504312]

>>10504256
Sold all NVDA earlier
sold some AMD at 19 something average

Go Trump! sorry to all bagholders

[Anonymous No.10504319]

>>10504256
Correction: *AAPL is fine but the gains it made ontbe market as a whole have been undone

[Anonymous No.10504334]

>>10504256
how can stuff dropped if we are afterhours

[Anonymous No.10504337]

Which one should I long after the dip??

[Anonymous No.10504348]

>>10504337
None of them, but if you have to, Twitter. At least they have cleaned out their fake user base and aren't lying anymore.

[Anonymous No.10504356]

>>10504334
Because it can drop in those very same after hours of trade, which is what happened just now

[Anonymous No.10504361]

>>10504337
all of them
Small specs are thoroughly FUDDed

[Anonymous No.10504378]

>>10504337
none of those shit stocks

[Anonymous No.10504396]

>>10504361
This is the beginning of the end for faceberg. Myspace 2.0

[Anonymous No.10504431]

>>10504337
Have the balls to buy SNAP, no way does every social media blow out, people love that shit and its all going somewhere and I know it ain't fucking Friendable.

[Standstill No.10504445]

Yello

[Anonymous No.10504446]

>>10504431
SNAP's management is fucking awful, they will be the first social media platform to go.

[Anonymous No.10504448]

>>10504431
Does SNAP even generate money, unironically?

[Anonymous No.10504476]

>Tesla report tomorrow
post yfw Tesla finally fucking eats it when model 3 sales don't work out

[Anonymous No.10504489]

>>10504476
Musk and his family have enough money to bail that company out of any conceivable problem.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10504495]

>>10504337
me bought all of them O.O
pls just once let small guys make money here

[Anonymous No.10504500]

>>10504396

what meme site replaces it tho? myspace didn't proper nosedive until there were other sites competing for the same market.

[Anonymous No.10504537]

>>10504495
FNGU +20% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.10504541]

>>10501757
J U S T

[Anonymous No.10504571]

>>10504446
You're right about the management, but I don't see it going down. I suspect it's going to dip to somewhere around $12 and then be good to buy for long term.

>>10504448
Through ads sorta. Their glasses thing failed but the new ones sound sorta promising. Their entrance to the gaming market sounds interesting as well, as another source of income. At least they're trying to diversify themselves instead of relying solely on ads. It's why I see it growing tremendously over the next couple years.

[Anonymous No.10504600]

>>10504500
I don't think anyone will necessarily have to replace it, I think social media will eventually not be as popular as it has been. Considering it is essentially an online diary that can cost you your job if you post something against the grain.
Or someone will create a better platform than facebook entirely. All zuckerberg had to do was steal the idea from his friends. Someone else will do the same.
>>10504571
If they can't make money, why would you see it going up?

[Anonymous No.10504614]

>>10504489
What about a profitability problem?

[Anonymous No.10504625]

>>10504614
Just replace profits with more debt, that's what a ton of under performing companies do.

[Anonymous No.10504644]

who /margin/ on tesla long here?

[Anonymous No.10504662]

>>10504537
Pathetic

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10504686]

>>10504537
such cutie stock name

[Anonymous No.10504725]

>>10504686
Good to see you're alive and well kneepad, we thought you may have bit it today.

[Standstill No.10504787]

Send help, I seriously hope CD Projekt Red won't crash today too.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10504816]

>>10504725
>well
yes hehe me A-OK
>BTC has dropped $200 since bought it thinking it would be quick flip

[Anonymous No.10504818]

>>10504787
The problem with games companies is they go through people and go up and down so much. Very hard to stay consistent. High burnout rates and usually poor leadership is common.

[Anonymous No.10504838]

>>10504816
>BTC has dropped $200 since bought it
We need to talk about your bitcoin investment kneepad. If you're going to throw money away, at least spend it on HRT so you can become a proper trap.

[Anonymous No.10504948]

Should I buy Activision puts? It seems like they're super over-valued and I think the next earnings will do them in

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10504950]

>>10504838
but me no need HRT x.x
when me make it, am going 2 pump HGH and T

[Anonymous No.10505002]

>>10504950
I'm still convinced you're a dude. I don't want to see you with a bodybuilder look, I want to see you as a fragile trap with a feminine benis. Sorry, not everything is up to you kneepad.

[Standstill No.10505032]

>>10504950
>when me make it, am going 2 pump HGH and T
Disregard, repeatedly pick up and lay down heavy things instead and get huge horizontally

I'm seriously scared about today's Yurop's market opening. Oh also

***** YUROPOOR SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT *****
>Degiro is increasing its transaction fees on Yurop markets very soon
> All because of new government directives and stricter rules on trading platforms
>Thanks Merkel
>Proposal: Abandon the Degiro ship and get on the Interactive Brokers cruiser

[Anonymous No.10505051]

>>10505032
Poor Europe, decimated by socialism. Move to the US already.

[Anonymous No.10505056]

got $1000 to buy into retirement with do I just go full boomer ETFs like QQQ or pick up a couple cheap shares of various tech blue chips

[Comfy No.10505078]

>>10505056
Wait a week before you buy in, tomorrow we crash!!

[Standstill No.10505104]

>>10505051
I moved to Japan, US is too "Murican" for my tastes.

>>10505056
Don't make my mistake. Never invest on stocks quoted on Yurop's markets. Yurop's countries that don't use Euro are sort of fine, but if the equity is valued in EUR don't even poke it with your 5 meters long penis.

If you don't want to check stuff daily for HOURS buy ETF, fire and forget.

>>10505078
Also, as Comfy said, you may want to wait a bit, crash fears are getting higher.

[Anonymous No.10505109]

>>10505056

Did you even read the fucking thread before posting this shit?

[Anonymous No.10505118]

>>10505056
>saving for retirement
>do I just go full boomer
yes, there's a reason boomers are so successful

[Anonymous No.10505127]

>>10505104
From patriot to weeb, we hear this story far too often.

[Comfy No.10505138]

>>10505127
Two nukes truly were not enough

[Standstill No.10505166]

>>10505127
>From patriot
Nigga I'm not a US citizen. I was just saying I considered moving to the US and concluded it wasn't a good idea.

[Anonymous No.10505169]

>>10504256
Goddammit, I don’t want to sell my cash cow iq fuck you Trumpbro... maybe my put will actually pay.

[Anonymous No.10505180]

>>10505104
you'll always be considered a clown ass foreigner in Japan

[Anonymous No.10505183]

um, my dudes

>The Trump administration plans to propose a 25 percent tariff on $200 billion in Chinese imports and an announcement could come as early as Wednesday, a source familiar with the plan said on Tuesday.

>U.S. President Donald Trump's administration had initially announced it would seek to impose a tariff of 10 percent on $200 billion of Chinese imports, and raising the level to 25 percent would escalate the dispute over trade between the world's two biggest economies.

[Anonymous No.10505195]

>>10505166
>Nigga I'm not a US citizen.
Well congratulations, I just called Trump and he said we're full anyway. Hope you are smashing jap girls though. Slope men are extremely beta.

[Anonymous No.10505210]

>>10505195
BASED

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10505221]

>>10505195
she getting 2 suck cutie small jap penis ;_;

[Standstill No.10505236]

>>10505180
Don't give a shit, I just wanted a hermit life and here I can get it. Living the dream.
Plus, that's not exactly the case. More than being considered weird, foreigners are considered scary.
>>10505195
>"I don't want move to the US"
>"W-Well y-you better not want to! W-We are full anyway!
10/10 fox and grapes. Enjoy your niggers and hobo filled cities.
>Hope you are smashing jap girls though.
Jap gals are sort of ugly desu. Of course there are exceptions.

[Anonymous No.10505268]

>>10505236
>jap girls are sort of ugly
Agreed, but the cute ones are real cute.

[Anonymous No.10505290]

>>10505221
Don't find pale asian traps attractive, mostly just thai.
>>10505236
no friend I live in the part of america that is called the rural midwest. It's where white people go when they don't want to deal with riff raff. Also, we are only full for you, other europoors can come over, none of your refugees though.

[Anonymous No.10505304]

FANG P/Es make me want to vomit. And did you notice the yield curve flattening?
Bond time

[Standstill No.10505321]

>>10505290
>rural midwest
Enjoy your inbreeding, being cut off from the world and rednecks.
>we are only full for yo
wew lad. Are you bullying because you like me?
I thought you muricans liked my kind and my native country.

[Anonymous No.10505336]

>>10505290
>rural midwest
My nigga. Illinois here and I have a corn field across my street. The white pop here is like +90% Truly best place, fuck the suburbs and especially fuck Chicago.

[Anonymous No.10505380]

>>10505336
don't tell these fucking faggot foreigners about the bestwest, let them have their fantasy built on pop culture that it some sort of horrid place

fuck off we are full

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10505424]

>>10505290
what! new halfs are great! am love how pale japs get! it too bad their soft warm parts never get pink though o.o one jap chick me knew was so white she was alien grey tier, even her insides white :O

[Anonymous No.10505448]

>>10505321
>Enjoy your inbreeding, being cut off from the world and rednecks.
I lived in the state capital for 9 years try again
>my native country.
I don't know what your country of origin is because you didn't tell me.
>>10505336
It truly is the best. I live in a suburb but there is probably only a handful of blacks in my town, and the ones that are here are cool. Even blacks want to escape blacks.

[Standstill No.10505462]

>>10505448
>I don't know what your country of origin is because you didn't tell me.
Guess it. It's a Yurop country, that's for sure. I'll give you a hint with any failed attempt.

[Anonymous No.10505468]

>>10505462
sounds good. My guess is Italy.

[Standstill No.10505476]

>>10505468
Well that was fast. Correct.

[Anonymous No.10505504]

>>10505476
The only country that is even remotely based is Italy. Although you are some of the laziest fucking people in Europe, you aren't influenced by PC culture. That's how I knew.

[Anonymous No.10505522]

What to buy?

MSFT? Twitter? I have $1400 right now just added

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10505533]

>>10505522
TWTR

[Anonymous No.10505540]

>>10505476
northern or southern?

[Anonymous No.10505543]

>>10505522
Unironically MSFT is a great long term hold

[Standstill No.10505557]

>>10505504
>some of the laziest fucking people in Europe

I seriously thought the same. Then I had the chance to live in Argentina for 1 year. Now I think Italians are actually quite hard working people.
Heck, we definitely are even more productive than the Japs. Here as long as you stay at the office 24/7 you can sleep on your desk or literally do nothing. They value fidelity over ability. You get raises for staying with the same company for years and not because you do good at your work.

>>10505540
Northern, Milan. Thanks for asking, it's very important

[Anonymous No.10505565]

>>10501862
email micheal bury and ask him what he's investing in.

[Anonymous No.10505578]

>>10505522
MA

[Anonymous No.10505579]

>>10505543
Better than FNGU in your opinion for long-term?

FNGU is basically the SPY for tech, correct?

>>10505533
Why in your opinion ugly?

[Anonymous No.10505592]

>>10505578
I already have 20 shares of Visa hehe

[Anonymous No.10505616]

>>10505592
porque no las dos? MA got battered for no good reason recently. Price might've recovered too much by now to make it a deal

[Anonymous No.10505620]

What FED actions can cause a debt heavy consumer goods like GIS to suffer? I'm thinking of hodling for a year regardless yet ~47 looks like a juicy selling point.

[Anonymous No.10505628]

>>10505616
idk they seem to basically move exactly the same amount every day. What happens to visa happens to MA so might as well diversify if one goes awry.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.10505674]

>>10505579
me no ugly ;_;

[Anonymous No.10505696]

>>10505579
MSFT is good steady growth. I don't think it is wise to be in 3x ETFs for long term

[Anonymous No.10505739]

>>10505696
Cool. Probobly gonna go half MSFT half FNGU then. Maybe a bit of twitter for memes cause it already double dipped lol

[Anonymous No.10505753]

>>10505674
I'm takin that ass

[Anonymous No.10505777]

>>10505739
Err scratch that no FNGU. I think my brain shit itself. Gonna go mostly in MSFT and some twitter and hope I catch the knife

[Standstill No.10505781]

Fug, should I sell all the Capcom stocks?
The report they have released 2 days ago was insanely good, but prices seems to be going down again after an initial +10%. If it keeps going like this we will go back to square one by the end of the week, like the report never happened. Can't people fucking read? They made crazy earnings.

[Anonymous No.10505949]

>>10503196
>HMNY is at the bottom right now. Solid pickup in the coming months
0% true
>t. HMNY bagholder

[Anonymous No.10505955]

Fuck I fell asleep.
What the fuck happened? Did HMNY die? How's the earnings report?

[Standstill No.10505977]

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4192503-confesssions-moviepass-helios-investor

[Anonymous No.10506034]

I hope you idiots listened when I replied to your HMNY posts telling you to buy AMC

[Anonymous No.10506040]

https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-global-forex/dollar-pressures-yuan-aussie-on-u-s-tariff-reports-idUSKBN1KM393
>Against a basket of currencies the dollar added 0.1 percent to 94.577, while the euro held steady at $1.1684.
>In contrast, solid U.S. economic growth is likely to keep the Federal Reserve on track for another two hikes this year as it concludes its Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) policy meeting on Wednesday.
>The Bank of England holds its policy meeting on Thursday and markets are pricing in a near-90 percent chance of a quarter-point hike in rates.

That BoE prediction surprises me, what with the brexit negotiations going to shit.

>>10505674
I'm sure you're beautiful on the inside...
>stabby stabby

[Anonymous No.10506055]

>>10505955
>Did HMNY die?
you mean it's still alive?
>>10506034
of course I didn't. I'm retarded after all

[Standstill No.10506179]

what do I do WHAT DO I DO WHATDOIDO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE BEARS ARE UPON US

[Anonymous No.10506186]

Just logged into my robinhood account for the 1st time in a year and found 69$ in it. What should I buy first thing in the morning?

[Anonymous No.10506199]

>>10506186
buy amd

[Anonymous No.10506205]

>>10506199
Didn't it already take off though? It surely won't jump more, right? Have they even talked about any new products?

[Anonymous No.10506234]

Why are options so fucking easy?

[Comfy No.10506258]

>>10506186
TVIX and UVXY at open

[Anonymous No.10506273]

>>10506258
>down 10%
>down 4%
why?

[Anonymous No.10506280]

>>10506273
LOL
Yikes

[Anonymous No.10506293]

>>10506280
Spelled with a y?

[Anonymous No.10506298]

>>10506205
Threadripper 2 is coming out pretty soon, and their plans for zen seem to be going down a godo path. Their epyc line up is also doing pretty well, with the next one looking excellent. The only concerning thing is their gpu line up, but everything else is doing fine. The more market share they take away from intel, the higher up their stock will go, and I wouldn't be surprised if they release another successful gpu somewhere down the line.

[Anonymous No.10506302]

>>10502004
CEI dry my eyes, fly CEI, fly

[Anonymous No.10506328]

>>10506280
I haven't kept up with stocks in more than a year please don't be mean

[Anonymous No.10506337]

>>10506328
You're taking advice from a degenerate gambler, ignore him.

[Ozark No.10506353]

CRMD profits into T and INTC dipbuys.

[Anonymous No.10506425]

>>10506179
It's too late.
They're here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l4OEJ38aLY

[Anonymous No.10506440]

>>10506328
TVIX and UVXY will always decrease in value in the long run. It’s because they’re short ETFs, you only buy them if you think volatility (the number of people writing put options) will increase in the near future, usually this happens when the market goes down sharply. It’d be pretty wild to hold them for longer than a couple days, it’s best to buy them if you think the market is going to go down within the next day or so.

[Anonymous No.10506522]

ESKETIT

TANKS tomorrow load up on them puts and VIX ETFs and short some tech/high PEratio equitiies papis

lets retire

[Anonymous No.10506601]

>>10506522
>esketit

wtf is that

[Anonymous No.10506705]

>>10506601
Lil pump says it, it’s meant to sound like a jigaboo saying “let’s get it”, but it’s all slurred because of the drugs.

[Anonymous No.10506715]

>>10506601
le reddit "XD" ?

[Anonymous No.10506781]

check adobe after hoours spooky fang dip

[Anonymous No.10506791]

>>10506601
t. boomer

[Standstill No.10506799]

>>10506781
Same at Microsoft

[Anonymous No.10506809]

>>10506799
>5:05
time of the sppoookkks

[Anonymous No.10506825]

>>10506820
NEW
>>10506820
NEW

[Anonymous No.10506870]

MSFT
JD
BAC

these solid picks to long this week?