/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9999340]

>wake up
>open Delta

[Anonymous No.9999365]

>>9999340
Hi burger

[Anonymous No.9999376]

>>9999365
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.9999390]

>>9999376
Go to work, burger

[Anonymous No.9999416]

>>9999390
its saturday

[Anonymous No.9999424]

>>9999416
The weekend isn't safe for a wagecuck.

[Anonymous No.9999425]

>>9999416
go in anyway

[Anonymous No.9999433]

>>9999416
MCD is opened every day
Now go wagie

[Anonymous No.9999440]

>>9999433
but i don't work there

[Anonymous No.9999455]

>>9999440
Than you better go there and give them your CV.

[Anonymous No.9999462]

>>9999455
but i don't want to work there

[Anonymous No.9999478]

>>9999462
You do, but don't realize it yet

[Anonymous No.10000396]

>>9999340
For me the big issue isn't longterm though, my dreamgirl streams on Twitch and she's not a donation whore by any means, but sometimes she misses streams to take extra shifts at her job and sometimes jokes "anyone out there feel like paying my rent for the next few months?" She only has 30-50 viewers and those comments are meant completely in jest, but it's always been my dream to be able to say "sure!" and she gets the donation notification and reads "agreeablebit has just tipped 10 thousand dollars?!" "oh my god I wasn't being serious, oh please you didn't have to.." and just breaks down crying as I tell her don't worry about it, it's not a lot of money to me but I know how much this can help you, you should be doing this a career and if this helps you devote yourself full time it's money well spent.

And I don't become pushy or feel demanding of her time after that, but I do try to initiate some conversations over skype, and our sense of humor just clicks and she notices the guitar in the background and asks if I play and I brush it off, and she's all "oh please, serenade me!" and does the joking puppy dog eyes thing and I sigh all right, and pick it up and while I could play super advanced classical guitar concertos that would be trying to hard, and I instead do a silly laid back improvised classic disney medley with fun jazz elements, and she ends up singing along, and I adjust my playing to compliment her voice and own phrasing with the subtle subtext that I would be as responsive to her as a lover..... and we end up agreeing to meet and well...a gentleman never...

But that will never fucking happen if this fucking bear market never ends, what the fucking hell??!?!?!

[Anonymous No.10000409]

>>10000396
cuck

[Anonymous No.10000508]

>>10000396
>being this much of a beta.
She's not a "dream" girl, she's just a girl. She might be perfect for you, but wait and see how it goes in real life before building up these expectations to the point of pure fantasy, you'll only be disappointed.

If you really want to meet this girl, you'll find a way to make it happen. Take a second job for a while if you have to. See it as a test to see how badly you actually want to make things happen with this girl. Twiddling your thumbs waiting for crypto to go back up probably isn't going to get you there any time soon.

[Anonymous No.10000512]

>>10000396
Since paying women for nothing is the ultimate form of self negation, that is your lifes work (money, time) is only to support a woman while she coasts on sex appeal and probably fucks other people why don’t you just cut out the middle man and commit the ultimate act of self negation by killing yourself? Serious question. Cucks want to feel worthless why don’t you confirm your lack of worth and end it?

[Anonymous No.10000514]

>>10000508
It's a pasta dumb newfag

[Anonymous No.10000520]

>>9999340
ForkDelta? :D

[Anonymous No.10000847]

>>10000396
gamecatt?

[Anonymous No.10000895]

>>10000396