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>820 credit score
>$150k bank account
>$3.5 million portfolio
>no real job or routine
>traveled to every noteworthy country
>seen every noteworthy piece of art
>maxed my old school runescape account
>seen over 200 anime
>understand evangelion and serial experiment lain perfectly
>fluent in english, japanese, and russian
>have lived in 3 countries
>excellent fashion taste
>excellent hygiene
>go to spa weekly
>have a pet dog akita that gets professional grooming every week and he looks so lovely
>have a fulfilling family life eat dinner regularly with my brothers and parents at expensive restaurant
>have a strict diet
>strict bodybuilding routine
>cruise testosterone and do 1 tren cycle a year
>still a virgin

>> No.9993633

hire a hooker dumbass

>> No.9993640

>>9993619
Nice anon.

>> No.9993642

>>9993619
shut the fuck up faggot

>> No.9993645

I can get you laid if send me $2000

>> No.9993646

>be me
>$20 mil in crypto
>fuck college girls all day
Kek get rekt faggot

>> No.9993655

With any luck, this will be me in a few years,

>> No.9993656

Good larp now you just have to die

>> No.9993659

>>9993619
>cruise testosterone and do 1 tren cycle a year
>still a virgin
You must wank a lot.

>> No.9993662

>>9993646
>20 million in crypto

nice live action role play

>> No.9993665

>>9993633
it's not consensual

>> No.9993667

>>9993619
nah you have a shit fashion taste I can tell.

>> No.9993672

>>9993646
>Be me
>$50MM in crypto
>fuck qt Russian Teens all day.

It's like you're not even trying.

>> No.9993675

>>9993665
it never is

>> No.9993679
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9993679

post pics of Akita

>> No.9993681

also add me on osrs

rsn: NIKKITA

the i's are lower case L's

>> No.9993703

>>9993681
are you the nikkita from ice poseidon

>> No.9993709

Nice pasta

>> No.9993710

>>9993619
you are probably just gay, get over it and admit it to yourself and move on.

>> No.9993725

you could hang out with me, I'll order pizza

>> No.9993735

>>9993619
>understand evangelion and serial experiment lain perfectly

nice larp

>> No.9993746

>>9993703
perhaps

anyway add me im logging in rn

>> No.9993794
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9993794

But you'll never be 6 feet tall.

>> No.9993803

yo get an escort man, after having a few you'll get better at sex and you'll grow in confidence to go on real dates. Losing your virginity to someone special isn't as big a deal as you think.

>> No.9993809

>>9993794
i'm 182 cm idk what that is in american

>> No.9993814
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9993814

>>9993794
Don't need to be 6 foot tall

>> No.9993826

>>9993619

>>9993679
this

>> No.9993828

>>9993809
5'9

>> No.9993837
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9993837

>>9993828
nice bait

>> No.9993844

Sounds like you need to buy a paramotor

>> No.9993849

>>9993803
high class expensive escorts are actually better than boring 7/10 stacies because they'll work for that fucking coin you spit out to them

>> No.9993860

>>9993619
I’ll help you buddy. First tell me why you think you can’t get laid- are you trying? Are you awkward around chicks? How old are you?

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9993870

>>9993665
It's voluntary.

>> No.9993913

>>9993860
no social skills. can't hold a conversation. mumble. not comfortable holding eye contact. i was rated a 7 - 8 on lookism and my body without a face was rated a 9.

>> No.9993923

You spent a lot of time thinking up this lengthy larp. Congrats I guess

>> No.9993927

>>9993860
also I don't try I just auto reject myself

>> No.9994004
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9994004

Eбaть ты лoх

>> No.9994165
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9994165

>no credit score
>$50k bank account
>$50k linkies portfolio
>wagekeking everyday, even Sundays
>traveled only within my country
>don't know shit about art
>struggled with Orphan of Kos
>seen over 200 anime
>I'm having trouble understanding Lucky Star and Boku no Hero Academia
>barely speak my own mother tongue
>never left my neighborhood
>Vitalik tier fashion sense
>bathe regularly
>never went to a spa
>have a pet dog akita that never gets groomed and his claws are so long people tell me he looks like a mini polar bear. still looks lovely
>have a fulfilling family life eat dinner regularly with my brothers and parents. No fancy stuff
>shitty diet
>not even lift
>taking meds for ADHD
>have gf and Fuck in the regular.


Pic related

>> No.9994175

>>9993927
Get over your fear of rejection. Just give no fucks. Smile and talk to a girl without any expectations.

>> No.9994182

>>9993646
>be me
>$367 million in crypto
>fuck college girls every 12 seconds
lol op. why havent you killed yourself yet?

>> No.9994189

>>9993619
Cmon anon, if you understand Evangelion this should be a piece of cake..

What if I told you your virginity is the key to your success? Why do you think feminist hate incels?

>> No.9994197

>>9993619
you forgot
>>supreme gentleman

>> No.9994225
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9994225

>>9993913
feel you bro. I still think back to highschool and the first girl in my entire life that even made the incentive to talk to me. She eyefucked me atleast 1000 times till I graduated - never seen her afterwards.
Autism is not fair, and nobody should have to go through this. I am sure this will follow me to the end

>> No.9994234

>>9993619
can you help me sub a jav and add English subtitles?

>> No.9994238

>>9993619
did you earn all that money by larping online?

>> No.9994260
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9994260

>tfw maxed an ironman with two 200m's
why did I do this

>> No.9994287

>>9993619
How old are you anon?

>> No.9994300

>>9994165
5/10 gfs don't count

>> No.9994343

>>9993619
bizbiz2@outlook.com

let's exchange discord op
we have some similariites and think we could benefit each other, don't want to go into details on 4chan, just drop me a mail

>> No.9994376

>>9993665
also listen to your insticts and don't go for a hooker. it's an entirely different thing if the girl wants to kiss you.

>> No.9994475

>>9994300
Why not? Op never specified. He just stated he is a virgin. Of course it's a larp. I'm not btw. Reverse image search If you want

>> No.9994503

>>9994260
wow dude that is a serious waste of life

t. somebody who has wasted his life on runescape since 2005

>> No.9994609

>>9994475
op's story is plausible. he could just be too closed toward people and have v high standards

>> No.9994615

>>9993619
Pick up a dating book or something about how to be a man you idiot

>> No.9994623

>>9993735
This. That is physically impossible. I had to read about it on wikipedia and I still dont get it.

>> No.9994624

>>9994503
Yeah I'm at 7K+ hours right now, and I don't even play that much.

>> No.9994631

>>9994615
those are written for the average joe, won't work for op.

>> No.9994695

>>9994624
I have around the same amount of time as well, lots of it was semi afk while doing other stuff but besides afking i don't play much these days. It only made me miss out on lots of other more worthwhile vidya and having an unhealthy lifestyle that I've been fixing up now.

>> No.9994705

>>9994260
what does this even mean

>> No.9994718

>>9994705
he wasted his life getting riped and getting rich when he could have a fucking level 180 palladin on runescape by now if he put in the same effort

>> No.9994726

>>9993646
>be me
>satoshi nakamoto
>fuck other time traveling AIs regularly

but your life seems cool

>> No.9994744

Man, quit making it a big deal.
It also has something to do with the people you surround yourself with.

Here's what I see.
A man that likes to try, you got money, fashion, a nice bod.. it's clear you like to put in effort. Ladies see this as a sign that your very motivated, they build you up in their heads until they spend some time with you.
Once the ball is in your court, I figure you try to play it cool. I'm going to say too cool, in their eyes your not the motivated individual they thought you were..

Almost any guy can get any girl they like. It's just a matter if they are compatible or not.

Just take it easy, don't try and be somebody you aren't. Be yourself mate.

>> No.9994748

>>9994260
kek now do that on an ultimate and then HCIM.

>> No.9994900

spare some btc to 1k portfolio?
1BRP9CRivSJxBKBGicWk5ZbyiRHPYCVPQD

>> No.9994908

>>9994165
Post the sweet juicy tren cock

>> No.9995029

>>9994900
sent ;)

>> No.9995062

>>9993619
LARP

>> No.9995111

>>9993619
lol you’re over 40 and fantasizing

>> No.9995129

>>9993619
you are a product of consumer goods, you have inadvertently tribalized yourself among inanimate objects - you identify yourself based on the products you consume, therefore you consider these products to be social equals.

Yes, you're fucking crazy.
No girl will go near you unless coerced.

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9995213

>>9993913
>>9993927
Okay buddy, here’s what I want you to do:

1. Follow pic related. I want you disconnect yourself from all forms of mental stimulation. That means no internet, television, social media, porn, masturbating, music, everything. Anything that stimulates your brain must go. Your new life will consist of reading, exercising, and meditating. Do it for 7 days, and whenever you need to.

>the point of this is to make your mind crave stimulation. It’s is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT that you avoid day dreaming, dialogue in your head, etc. keep your mind as clear as possible as much as possible

2. Stop masturbating. It is killing your masculinity, and ruining your life. I don’t mean for a week, I mean forever. You can start with small streaks, but build it up. Your ultimate goal should be to never have a self-induced orgasm again.

3. After a long enough time of starving you’d mind of stimulation, nofap/no porn, and you start going a little nuts, I want you to practice making conversations with random men. Keep working up until you can have a convo with ugly chicks. Then keep pushing. Socializing is all about practice. It’s like a muscle, the more you work it, the bigger it gets. Another great way to do this is to travel alone and stay in hostels. The crippling loneliness will have you making friends real quick.

I want to make it clear this won’t be easy, but you can do it. I know you can. Remember: no fap, no porn, eliminate brain stimulation, and practice socializing

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>>9994225

>34
>back in school, 17 years ago, i once saw a fight
>some poor kid was getting bullied by much larger, older dude
>30 people or so standing around it, doing nothing
>shit triggered me
>went in there and broke up the fight
>afterwards, a girl, curly dark hair, came up to me and said how fucking nice that was
>tried to approach her a few times but my brain just malfunctioned.
>never again did a girl compliment me
>still think about it everyday.
>probably gonna neck myself in the comming years.