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9947593 No.9947593 [Reply] [Original]

You have 30 seconds to draw a 30 year old boomer from memory. Honor system in effect.

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>> No.9947679

what age are boomers fellow smooth brains

>> No.9947694

>>9947679
in this thread, they are 30 years old
try to draw one in 30 seconds and post your result

>> No.9947695

I can't remember how I looked 10 yrs ago :(

>> No.9947696
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>> No.9947748

>>9947696
I enjoy this rendition, but it lacks the grotesque quality of the original works. The smooth lines grant the appearance of competence and mental stability that we know a true 30 yo boomer lacks.
>>9947703
This work is quite an original take on the subject matter, and is much more emotional. I believe the artist decided to forgo the use of clearly defined lines in order to capture the true state of mind of the 30 year old boomer who is having a mid life crisis and is reeling from the horror of another 30 years of wageslavery in front of him.
>>9947731
A faithful recreation. Slovely, overweight, beady eyes. Jagged lines and presence of carbonated beverage inspire rightful loathing.

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i can't draw for shit

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>> No.9947806

>>9947748
the best I could do in 30 seconds

>> No.9947815

>>9947785
drawing skill is not a requirement to capture the essence of the true 30 year old boomer
you have done a fine job
the blank, caffeinated stare and thinning hair are quintessential boomer-core

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>> No.9947875

>>9947593
these are all self portraits arent they

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>> No.9947890

>>9947875
u got me

>> No.9947891

>>9947853
This is an interesting work. Are those fat rolls, clothing? It's monstrous. The misshapen mustache is quite eye catching.
Well done.
>>9947874
first one I have saved so far

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>> No.9947936

>>9947891

its his shoulders

he lifts to compensate for baldness

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>> No.9947985

how come we have so many artists (left side thinking) on a business board (right side thinking)

i'm willing to bet that art skill is directly correlated with buying chainlink.

good at art = more emotional = bought chainlink

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I-I don't know how to draw...

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ok

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>>9947874
something seized hold of me and I made this
sorry

>> No.9948050

>>9948033
Fantastic reinterpretation

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>>9947991
I tried again. Took a bit longer than 30 seconds though.

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>> No.9948131

>>9948033
>unknown consequences await those who meddle with such powers
>but only if you reply to this post saying "THANK YOU BASED BOOMER OF CRYPTO"

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>implying any of yall niggas took 30 seconds to draw those with a mouse

>> No.9948494

>>9948448
He said draw a Boomer not trevon james

>> No.9948519

>>9948448
jokes on you I took 30 with a trackpad

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I fucked this up I realize, so I went over time adding speech bubbles

>>9948033
>Rolling for dubs... uhh... should I buy Ripple?

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> mom look I did it

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>>9948448
You youngens need to learn patience.

>> No.9948592

>>9948448

Get out of here nigger

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[glasses and can were overtime]

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>> No.9949065

this is an incredible thread

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>> No.9949127

>>9948696
Honestly if we just spammed images of old people saying to do this, boomers would probably be more inclined to invest.
Anything coming from a young person is immediately discounted. Cartoon or otherwise.
We need boomer pro-bitcoin memes

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>>9949127
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boomers gonna boom

>> No.9949828

>>9947785
>Mcdonalds can
lul

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>>9949724
>>9948696

>> No.9949906

>>9949245

Audible kek

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>> No.9950001

>>9949790
lol

>> No.9950053

>>9947593
Brb drawing a picture of myself I am exactly 30 years old and poor too I lost $7000 in crypto and never made even a penny even though I began trading it back in 2012

brb 5 mins

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>> No.9950079

>>9948494
kek

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>> No.9950103

>>9950087
>the 30 yo boomer from alpha centauri
welcome to earth, have you tried a monster energy drink?

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>>9950053
here ya go pals, this is literally me.

>> No.9950177

>>9949807
Mfw ken Olsen was amazing and that’s kimda outta context.

I was banging his granddaughter for a while.

>> No.9950205

>>9950137
>that ancient astral boomer who still believes in bitcoin

>> No.9950323

>>9947695
feels
lol we fucked millenials hard and they become bigger and bigger pussies for it
Did we break them? Unexpected bonus lulz 20 years later

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>>9950137
Here guys I made a fully body accurate pic. Bad part is I didn't exaggerate at all and it's all true.

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>> No.9950405

>>9950392
Those brown spots on my head are scabs I keep picking that haven't healed in about 8 months now.

>> No.9950421

>>9950392
The tick bites are accurate in size, placement, and quantity.

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>>9950392

>> No.9950451

>>9950392
This is so me.

>> No.9950484

>>9948033
Top 3 CMC to be:
1. BCH
2. XMR
3. ETH

>> No.9950489

>>9948033
>>9948131
>Thank you based Boomer

>> No.9950581

>>9950392
literally me in 2 years

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30 seconds actually.

>> No.9950685

>>9950392
wew lad

>> No.9951391

>>9948031
kek

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>> No.9951473

>>9948033

EOS to be 35 USD/0.004BTC (whichever higher) by EOY.

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>>9950392
>ffs tfw 29 and other than the tick bites pretty spot on cunt

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>> No.9951539

>>9951476
I remember my first push up

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fuck boomers I prefer tits

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>>9947593

>> No.9951905

>>9951857
what kind of slut body is that

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>> No.9951927

>>9951905
http://www.mymilkers.xyz/
cope

>> No.9951966

>>9950392
What supplements?