/smg/-U ACKBAR

[Anonymous No.9947242]

MODS ARE NIGGERS AND ARE WORKING FOR THE BOGS EDITION

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iidk where the last threa is
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.9947251]

>>9947242
BUMP

[Anonymous No.9947261]

>>9940070
last unpruned thread

[Anonymous No.9947262]

Why deleted the other thread

[Anonymous No.9947265]

>>9947261
wtf was that all about?
fucking cocksuckers

[Anonymous No.9947268]

For the macro fag lurking here
What if the chinks copy (no shit) what the russians did several month before and retaliate by dumping their US Treasuries ?
Would it be reasonable to short bonds again ?

[Anonymous No.9947274]

pump soon

[Anonymous No.9947275]

TRADE WARS ARE GOOD AND EASY TO WIN

[Anonymous No.9947282]

Biggest mistakes

[Anonymous No.9947288]

>>9947268
this was part of my logic behind it, and im CERTAIN they will do it if things heat up further

the other reason was that long bonds need a dump to normalize yield curve

[Anonymous No.9947298]

>>9947274
PUMP NAO

[Anonymous No.9947299]

>bought an amd call that expires july 6th
please god go back up

[Texas anon No.9947317]

Fuck off mods. /smg/ will rise.

[Anonymous No.9947328]

>>9947317
of all fucking days to do that shit

[Anonymous No.9947329]

Trump is pretty awesome. Today's market is great.

[Anonymous No.9947331]

>China wants to buy 150 aircrafts
>either Airbus A320 or Boeing 737
This trade war shit is perfect for Airbus, sad shit for Boeing and its empty factories

[Anonymous No.9947346]

>>9947282

>anons who bought and held when it was shilled here in 2016 would still be bagholding right now due to reverse splits

[Anonymous No.9947348]

>>9947329
agreed
this is a fucking RUSH
exciting times
its an honor to be trading alongside all you faggots during this

[Anonymous No.9947352]

$IQ and $NLST to the moon!!! Get in nao!

[Anonymous No.9947354]

>>9947265

mods are fags

[Anonymous No.9947363]

TSLA getting justed today

[Anonymous No.9947374]

>>9947288
Dumping the US treasuries=>the chinks get shitload of dorrars
Would it mean they gonna dump the USD too ? I don't think it as probable as the chinks don't like a weak USD (bad for their exports)

I don't think Russia had a sizable amount of USD to defend their currency at the time the Bogs visited them several months ago

[Anonymous No.9947390]

If this pump keeps up we will have a green day on our hands

[Anonymous No.9947425]

>>9947374
Russia is going to raise its oil output, they will get more USD (since oil mostly trades in USD).
The retaliatory tariffs, the FED, cheapening oil, all that will lead to a brutal drop in american agriculture and industry competitivity.

[Anonymous No.9947433]

>>9947390

bull trap

[Anonymous No.9947448]

amd recovering
TSLA still JUSTed

TSLAMDed

[Anonymous No.9947451]

>>9947433
im only going to the 50% fib line retrace anyways

[Anonymous No.9947463]

PEP and KHC gives no fucks.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9947474]

Did big5guy get banned for posting gay porn again yesterday during the lunch time check in?

[Anonymous No.9947477]

>France and Germany announcing officially ECB helicopter money
heh

[Anonymous No.9947479]

>he didnt buy the routine morning bank dip

[Anonymous No.9947486]

AMD ISNT DEAD YET

16.80 -0.31 (-1.81%)

[Anonymous No.9947487]

>>9947463
fucking based

[Anonymous No.9947494]

Well finally got some cash again, do I buy LMT on the dip, or DIA?
I'm trying to diversify away from tech

[Anonymous No.9947501]

>>9947486
thats not even that bad
if t went 5% i was gonna buy some
guess ill have to wait for an actual cataclysm

[Anonymous No.9947503]

>>9947451
How do you add these fib memes to your charts? I dont see an option

[Anonymous No.9947512]

I bought my first stocks today

[Anonymous No.9947513]

>>9947494
im in DIA calls rn

[Anonymous No.9947517]

>>9947494
DIA

[Anonymous No.9947521]

>>9947501
wasnt it down 5%? at least 4%

TSLA seems like it bottomed and will recover for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.9947525]

>>9947503
lol
idk what broker youre using then
every platform ive ever used has fib lines atleast
im on schwab
try tradingview.com

[Anonymous No.9947539]

>>9947521
eh i mustve missed it
i was going for the chinese memes

[Anonymous No.9947563]

Thank to memes! TVIX and IQ for the green

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9947575]

ctrl+f SRPT no results, you faggots will never make it.

[Anonymous No.9947602]

>>9947575
well im not gonna buy it NOW

wat happened?

[Anonymous No.9947622]

fuck this i'm just holding and stacking cash. not buying until there's some real panic not this pussy shit

[Anonymous No.9947631]

>>9947352
Is there any news or you just hoping on NLST?

[Anonymous No.9947634]

I don't think I'm going to put any more money into the market for now, I'm going to hold cash and just save in a normal account until shit corrects

until then let's see how much I can make from what I've already put in

[Anonymous No.9947636]

MS might be even shittier than C performence

[Anonymous No.9947640]

>>9947575
fuck that shit. red flags are going off with so many negative earnings.

[Anonymous No.9947644]

>>9947513
>>9947517
>Monthly dividends
>Down $3 today, just like LMT
Nice I was leaning the same way (and I only have $282 in cash, so don't need to sell another cheap stock to afford it)

[Anonymous No.9947649]

>>9947634
>>9947622
Correction was in february
SNOOZE YOU LOSE

[Anonymous No.9947658]

>>9947644
yeah all the spider shit has monthly divs its pretty cool

[Anonymous No.9947661]

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9947671]

>me Link vore threads are fi and e but /smg/ threads pruned
What went so right

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9947673]

>>9947602
they won the trade war, cured cancer, and established a sanctuary city on the moon.

[Anonymous No.9947682]

Markets will be green by the end of the day.

[Anonymous No.9947684]

>>9947644
DOW has been super volatile lately
its the one ive been swinging these last few weeks.

[Anonymous No.9947691]

>>9947634

smart man. my buys are from much lower. buying this high doesn't feel good. just gonna be patient and see what happens. if i get to more than 10% cash i'll re-assess but honestly it's not attractive right now.

[Anonymous No.9947706]

>>9947673
kek
man i love days like this

>>9947691
im staying out of equities as well
except for some chinese swings because they were all so low today

[Anonymous No.9947708]

>>9947682
this
Same gap filling shit as last year
Buy every single dip on every single day

[Anonymous No.9947710]

>>9947525
Think or swim doesnt seem to have it. Maybe im a brainlet.

[Anonymous No.9947720]

>>9947658
To be fair LMT has great dividends too, but they are quarterly, and next record date is in September (hooray for my +$4 from them on Friday)

And Lockheed has been burning my ass since the end of April

>>9947684
Sounds fun, and less volatile than jnug n jdst

[Anonymous No.9947725]

Buy?

[Anonymous No.9947737]

>>9947682
>>9947708
wont be green. Think the fear and libtards selling is still high.

[Anonymous No.9947740]

>>9947725
Markets aren't really rational right now, so it's difficult to say, but based on the fundamentals we know of the US economy so far this bull market ain't over just yet.

[Anonymous No.9947742]

>>9947710
ToS definitely has it m8
dunno where but it surely does
its a very common indicator
ToS has more shit than my platform does
look harder

>>9947725
ya sure dont wanna sell when its this low already

[Anonymous No.9947743]

JUST

[Anonymous No.9947749]

>>9947725

NOT YET

BIG RED DILDO INCOMING

[Anonymous No.9947751]

>>9947737
not a problem
Eventually the small spec red army will come in and short, so the banks will moon it

[Anonymous No.9947765]

>>9947749
what painting is this?
its awesome

[Anonymous No.9947767]

>>9947737
>wont be green. Think the fear and libtards selling is still high.
libtards dont own a majority of most stocks

[Anonymous No.9947770]

no we're cooking
-0.09% till Im back to all time high

[Anonymous No.9947777]

>>9947767
the average conservacuck is almost indistinguishable from most libs outside of owning guns and watching fox

[Anonymous No.9947786]

CNN/MSNBC are showing a huge ticker on their screens with a big red down arrow. They are pushing the market sentiment lower and getting anti-trump people to sell.

That's enough with no other variables to drop the market -150

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9947798]

>>9947725
Stop buying ;_;
We legit bounces off 273 support hard af

[Anonymous No.9947808]

>>9947777
"Conservative" and "Liberal" in the US is defined by petty social politics that should be decided on a state-by-state basis anyways. Why is abortion and gun control national issues requiring constant discussion? Because it maintains the facade of the even split

HD will go 250 EOY

[Anonymous No.9947812]

>>9947786
so we buy then

do you actually trade off what fucking CNN tells you to do? thats suicide

[Anonymous No.9947818]

TSLA recovery in full swing now.
AMD probably going to be flat for the day.

[Anonymous No.9947823]

>>9947812
Plenty of people do, so anyone holding rn is gonna get fucked. I say buy the FUD, no way is everything going to collapse in this Q

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9947825]

>>9947808
>implying God given rights should be left to the states...

[Anonymous No.9947830]

>>9947798
PUMP IT

[Anonymous No.9947831]

>>9947812
I'm just saying if people wonder why things are how they are.

CNN/MSNBC shill the down days on market with big graphics. It influences more people to sell (the people already bias against trump who watch it or see it at work/airport/whatever)

[Anonymous No.9947843]

>>9947818
JD climbing back hard too
glad i bought another couple calls

>>9947823
bah
ive made decent money betting dirctly against those faggots and im doin it again today

[Anonymous No.9947844]

>>9947765

The Garden of Earthly Delights by Bosch

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9947852]

>>9947831
selling low? Are they even trying?

[Anonymous No.9947855]

JD AHHHHHH GO GO GO

[Anonymous No.9947859]

>>9947831

don't believe it. this day and age if you're invested and get your "warnings" first from a fucking television fake news channel you don't matter to the market. all those people could sell and it wouldn't do shit

[Anonymous No.9947858]

For instance part of TSLA being down more than avg. A larger % of holders are probably leftist. These people are more biased to read actions by trump as more negative and sell.

[Anonymous No.9947861]

>>9947831
you really think THAT many people that trade are stupid enough to sell after the Umpteeth Tariff fud?

eh.. probably

[Anonymous No.9947867]

>>9947859
It's just sentiment. I've seen it happen live before. I watch for this trigger (CNN/MSNBC Graphics). Every time I've seen them put up the DOWN graphics it goes down another 100-150 and then recovers by end of day.

[Anonymous No.9947894]

for people without CNN

this is a trigger I watch for and have seen in the past. It usually leads to a very very short slight downswing and recovery. (-200 back up after a few hours)

[Anonymous No.9947901]

>>9947777
>believing in memes
vast majority of "liberals" and "conservatives" dont act like the radicals/idiots you see on your favorite propaganda channel

t. "radical" centerist

[Anonymous No.9947905]

CNN just took the graphic off.

No more CNN graphic. (was for -400, they don't like it now that markets going up)

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9947907]

>>9947894
no man, we shifted timelines. Look who's president. Just fucking sell it.

[Anonymous No.9947916]

if it follow the same pattern, -200 within an hour.

[Anonymous No.9947920]

>>9947855

It can't break $42 resistance

[Anonymous No.9947928]

>>9947844
he was a really old guy, right? like enlightenment era?

>>9947852
this

>>9947855
we gonna make it boy-o

>>9947859
also this

>>9947858
good. fuck TSLA

>>9947894
if im not short BEFORE news hits, i dont short
FOMOing into shorts is suicide
when i see something like this, i take up the opposition

>>9947901
im saying that neither side of the aisle actually cares about anything other than their little pet issues. then they preted that their politicians actually care, vote for them, and hold them accountable for nothing the whole time theyre in office

so i guess
t. radical faggot as well

>>9947905
NVM
SELLLSELLSELLL SELLSLLE

[Anonymous No.9947944]

ALT. I like it.

[Anonymous No.9947954]

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a roast beef muenster and bistro sauce sandwich on wheat, it's actually really good holy shit. Maybe some leafy green and it'll be perfect. I'm down today because of JD but whatever, I'll be fine. Stuck babysitting boomers while I try to unfuck some tech today.

[Anonymous No.9947956]

>>9947916
>he publicly told his secret pattern where a bunch of analysts and and bankers are reading our posts like hawks
it will NEVER work again now

[Anonymous No.9947962]

>>9947944
The hell? Why would ALT of all things moon?

Don't get me wrong, I've got 400 of their stock and I'm long as shit on them but still, that's at least three years away.

[Anonymous No.9947965]

>>9947916
this is interesting
do you count the gap down in the -200?
im definitely gonna try this next time

[Anonymous No.9947967]

>>9947954
you really like thiose Almonds

[Anonymous No.9947974]

>>9947954
Fresh cooking today. Looking for the clearance sales in the chaos

[Anonymous No.9947975]

>>9947956
ya really think?
what a fugging honor

btw
if ur reading this
suck my cawk faggots
ive got nothing to lose
you cant fucking scare me

[Anonymous No.9947977]

Do any of you have any moral/ethical lines which you will not cross in pursuit of profit, in regards to which companies you trade on? Like for example most lefties refuse to touch defense stocks.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9947999]

>>9947977
What are ethics?

[Anonymous No.9948002]

>>9947977

lol faggot

[Anonymous No.9948013]

>>9947967
I buy them in bulk, they're nice. They got some non spicy flavors but I like them hot, nice boost in energy.

>>9947974
Nice

>>9947977
Fuck no

[Anonymous No.9948016]

>>9947977
no
i buy shit because i think its going up
i sell it cuz i think its going down

if i didnt think most defense shit wasnt overvlued industrial garbage, i buy it desu
and im a total antiwar faggot

[Anonymous No.9948021]

>>9947977
I stopped buying gun stocks everytime there was a mass shooting, but i did that because trump's election killed all the profits that was making me

[Anonymous No.9948036]

>>9947954

It it wasn't for GOOS id be getting BTFO right now

[Anonymous No.9948038]

>>9947977
That's stupid as fuck. It's not like companies you don't like will go away if you refuse to make money off them.

[Anonymous No.9948053]

>>9948038
this
ur better off chaining yourself to a tree like the rest of the dirty hippies

[Anonymous No.9948057]

>>9948036

how fucking fat are you?

[Anonymous No.9948069]

>>9947977
I'm fully aware you are all perfectly OK with defense stocks, given the rightleaning nature of this place.

But what if, hypothetically, there's a company that specialise in exploiting legal loopholes to help unregistered illegal immigrants to abuse the welfare system at the tax payer's expense?

[Anonymous No.9948070]

>>9947954
Siggi’s!

[Anonymous No.9948071]

>>9947956
I never traded on it so I don't care. Also only saw it a few times. I was more interested to see the bias in CNN/MSNBC always trying to dump on the stock market by doing it only on down days.

[Anonymous No.9948073]

>>9948069
if it was undervalued id think about it

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9948074]

>>9948057
That's a balanced lunch, he has a salad.

[Anonymous No.9948082]

traditionally, what could a pattern like this indicate?

[Anonymous No.9948084]

holy shit you white people are fucking dumb.

[Anonymous No.9948088]

Do you think CNN likes down days?

[Anonymous No.9948089]

>>9948082
a really volatile uptrend

[Anonymous No.9948091]

>>9948057
He's got a salad, though.

[Anonymous No.9948094]

WHAT THE FUCK IS BLUMPF DOING??
I WANT TO MAKE GAINS AGAIN PLZZZZZZ

[Anonymous No.9948103]

>>9948069
considering there's literally nothing i could do about that, but i could make money off them for myself, of course it it were undervalued and set to go up. being some sort of self righteous self felating martyr that thinks they're gonna change shit is for dumb kids. do something for yourself or continue to be poor and powerless

[Anonymous No.9948107]

its back in a new more powerful form to scare leftists into selling.

[Anonymous No.9948109]

>>9948069
/smg/ is full of high IQ posters, so it's really doubtful anyone misunderstood your question.

[Anonymous No.9948120]

>>9948036
>got in on GOOS 3 months ago.

Thank god for the loose GOOS

It was so worth it. Too bad I didnt put much int here, however as long as I have more than I had yesterday, it's all good

[Anonymous No.9948124]

>>9947954
Damnit lunchbro, I haven't had a chance to cook it yet

[Anonymous No.9948132]

>>9948084
welp im convinced
imma go fuck some niggers then
thx anon

[Anonymous No.9948153]

MU earnings call

[Anonymous No.9948160]

>>9948088
Bad news gets more ratings.

[Anonymous No.9948164]

>>9948057

If anything, I'm underweight.

[Anonymous No.9948166]

>>9948069
I would unironically chug basedmilk the rest of my life if it made me enough money.
Politics is a spook.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9948174]

>>9948069
That's a huge hypothetical, but I'd probably just disguise my self as an illegal to get my fair share of gibs.

[Anonymous No.9948176]

fucking cnn

[Anonymous No.9948184]

>>9948166
stirner was a fucking spook
but i agree

[Texas anon No.9948186]

>>9948107
CNN should be shut down and everyone there hung. It would be the best for both left and right.

[Anonymous No.9948195]

Opinions on graphite? Seems like an industry that has a lot of potential to grow over the long term to me.

[Anonymous No.9948196]

>>9948124
Hell yea, cat knows what's up

[Texas anon No.9948209]

>>9948069
Literally every corporation in America does this. They are the only winners in the immigration debate.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9948225]

So a Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and they run into a bunch of boys playing stick ball in the street. So the priest is like, "We should fuck those kids," and the Rabbi goes, "Out of what?"

[Anonymous No.9948230]

>>9948166
>>9948184
>morals are a spook
>politics are a spook
>stirner was a spook
Are there any other spooks I should know about?

[Anonymous No.9948239]

>>9948120

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9948250]

>>9947474

[Anonymous No.9948254]

>>9948195
I was going to make a pencil joke, but I'm drawing a blank.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9948260]

>>9948230
Nathan Hale was a spook.

[Anonymous No.9948265]

>>9948230
the stockmarket is nothing but spooks

[Anonymous No.9948266]

>>9948230
yea
apparently discordianism was started by spooks
and kerry thornley shot JFK

[Anonymous No.9948275]

>>9948230
robert anton wilson was a spook too, and kerrys CIA MK ULTRA handler

bush sr too
OH
and the drummer of the polices dad

[Texas anon No.9948305]

>>9948230
My government professor was a spook. Her job was a honey pot seducing rich saudis to get info.

[Anonymous No.9948309]

time to sell
>cgc?

[Anonymous No.9948310]

just returned from Rite Aid
how cum not green yet

[Anonymous No.9948315]

aw fuck you DOW do something you old faggot

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9948316]

>>9948254

[Anonymous No.9948324]

>IQ
>SOGO
>MU

How fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.9948325]

>>9948310
cuz were actually probably unironically FUCKED this time

its ogre

[Anonymous No.9948333]

>>9948057
lmao you think that makes somebody fat? How much do you weigh you little basedboy bitch? 5'6 140?

If you're not 200lbs+ and squatting at least over 3pl8 and deadlifting at least over 4pl8 for reps you're not a real man.

unironically kys you anorexic beta bitch

[Anonymous No.9948335]

>>9948324
IQ looks alright

[Anonymous No.9948344]

>>9947262
>>9947242
>>9947265
FUCK THOSE DUMB MODERATOR SHITS. I'VE BEEN BANNED FOR MEDICAL CHART AND DIAGRAMS, ETC. MULTIPLE TIMES. HEY YOU FUCKIBG MODSHIT. I HOPE YOU CHEW ON YOUR HOTPOCKET ADDICTED TONGUES AS THE HEAT BLISTERS YOUR FUCKIBG MOUTH. BE NICE TO US. WE NEVER FORGET.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9948346]

>>9948082
It the
/S&P 500 has no right being worth more than $270/
Pattern

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9948354]

>>9948344
why was it deleted? the banned me once for posting legs

[Anonymous No.9948362]

>>9948354
that was gay pr0n and you know it

[Anonymous No.9948364]

>>9948346
friendly dailey reminder

[Anonymous No.9948382]

>>9948364
i know, it looks like its going to bounce again, doesnt it? only thing keeping me hanging on rn desu

[Anonymous No.9948385]

>>9948324

[Anonymous No.9948393]

>>9948324
IQ is still going to rally up. not sure about the rest but MU gets some very scary dips

https://investorplace.com/2018/06/3-reasons-the-iqiyi-inc-iq-stock-rally-is-not-over/

[Anonymous No.9948404]

>>9948225
Thanks, you caused me to blow coffee on my screen.

[Anonymous No.9948407]

>>9948309
hold

[Anonymous No.9948420]

>>9948382
well if you want to sit at the big boys table, you need to have faith

[Anonymous No.9948435]

>>9948324
MU will rally after tomorrow's earnings call.

REalistically speaking, a company as valuable as MU should be sitting around 75 at the very least. That's factoring in the trade issues and China's bullshit, too, by the way.

Markets just aren't rational right now unfortunately.

[Anonymous No.9948442]

>>9948435
>Markets just aren't rational right now unfortunately.

Are they ever?

[Anonymous No.9948444]

>>9948324
pretty fugged m8 you fell for the chinese meme

[Anonymous No.9948452]

>>9948420
yea fug it. imma play vidya and not look until 3:50PM EST

the only one im bummed about is JD desu
dont think that ones coming back

[Anonymous No.9948460]

>>9948442
markets are always rational
Irrationality is construct

[Anonymous No.9948475]

>>9948444
IQ look good still

[Anonymous No.9948493]

>>9948435
I'm holding around 1.5K in 6/22 60$ MU calls. We'll see how it goes.

[Anonymous No.9948511]

When is GEVO going to dump?

Who the fuck is paying over $20 a share for this garbage

[Anonymous No.9948525]

>>9948511
expensive brand name bag enthusiasts

[Anonymous No.9948557]

>>9948444
>implying investing in BABA or BIDU years ago is just a meme

also the Chinese don't care about sjw shit. IQ can easily take over the video game industry,comic industry and filming industry.

[Anonymous No.9948587]

>tesla
Muh roe jogan huuurrrr

[Anonymous No.9948628]

Based walmart
who else bought 82

[Anonymous No.9948640]

I dont know if I love options or hate them. When I woke up I was down 19%. I forced a Netflix short term 400 call and its saving my life at the moment

[Anonymous No.9948653]

>>9948640
>being down even 1%
not allowed

[Anonymous No.9948670]

not too late in going into MU now right? Since the earnings is tomorrow and all that

[Anonymous No.9948688]

what fucking retard is paying 400 for one single share of netflix

[Anonymous No.9948693]

>>9948640
And I though I was having a bad day...

[Anonymous No.9948694]

>>9948333

lul your fat ass got triggered so hard you actually came out of the woodwork to post that in a stock thread

>1 post by this id

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9948700]

>>9948364
>>9948364

[Anonymous No.9948709]

>>9948688
smart money
Netfliz to 1000
#fang

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9948719]

>>9948333

t. I'm so fat I haven't seen my penis in years.

[Anonymous No.9948722]

Who here wants to take the dangerous journey of shorting ORCL with me?

[Anonymous No.9948725]

>>9948700
Absolute delusion
Have you taken your Seroquil + Lithium today?

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9948739]

>>9948628
Me would have if owned money
Most obviously long ever

[Anonymous No.9948744]

Everything better keep tanking this week. I sold off some positions, and I want to re-enter when they're cheaper.

[Anonymous No.9948745]

>>9948739
How come you don't include those cute penis' wearing corsets in your TA anymore?

[Anonymous No.9948756]

>>9948745
Don't encourage it

[Anonymous No.9948761]

>>9948722
You will literally do what the ORCL emoticon suggests irl

[Anonymous No.9948766]

I think another dip is comming lads

[Anonymous No.9948769]

>>9948739
its still going to 70 maybve
But even this downtrend has most obvious chops ever
but dip sell ralley everytime no fail

[Anonymous No.9948775]

>>9948766
>mfw I may be able to scoop some cheap OHI on that hypothetical dip

[Anonymous No.9948795]

>>9948628
> tfw fucking SOLD @ 82

[Anonymous No.9948820]

My September put on SPY is moving into the money already. My three other calls have given my account cancer

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9948825]

>>9948725
Kek
Me have the end of life good stuff

Get that baby schizophrenic poopoo outta here

[Anonymous No.9948867]

>>9948795
errrr not the best idea
Keep in mind they also make a ton of consumer products that are very cheap and popular cleaners

>>9948825
Opiates only make you more delusional confident, you dont know the truth of the golden bull
you wont have kids but if you did, they would be rich
JNJ is all you need

[huh No.9948883]

huh

[Anonymous No.9948896]

>>9948883
buy VKTX trust me

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9948901]

>>9948867
Bro she's in hospice. She'll be lucky if she ever see's SPY hit $280 before she dies.

[Anonymous No.9948909]

>>9948896

ugh days like today are so boring. my timeframe is too long for it to matter. i bought hmny so i could have something exciting to follow and it's been boring and down for like a month and a half...zzzzzzz guess i need a new hobby and stop following the market daily

[huh No.9948915]

>>9948896
alright how much

[Anonymous No.9948931]

>>9948909
scan more stocks for your strategy

read about options

[Anonymous No.9948933]

>>9948901
Im aware that RKG is dying
I just want to make sure that HER last thought is: Nikkei bro was right all along *hiiiisss*

[Anonymous No.9948936]

>>9948909
>>9948915
all-in

No, just like $500-1000 worth is good

[Anonymous No.9948944]

fuck lads

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9948949]

>>9948745
;_;
Me rekt in markets atm
SPY need for be under 271 and BTC need for be over 7500 for me feel confident enough for draw Penis Strength Index
>>9948769
No way is going past 80 imo

[huh No.9948953]

>>9948936
last confirmation,
are you really sure about that anon
you reaaaally sure about that?

[Anonymous No.9948954]

>>9947928
>he was a really old guy, right? like enlightenment era?

Late Middle Ages I think

[Anonymous No.9948956]

>>9948825
What is your diagnosis exactly?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9948963]

How do I invest in this VR porn? Like who's going to come out with the co-op mode where you and your boy can tag team a broad from opposite sides of the country?

[Anonymous No.9948973]

>>9948953
Buy at 11.90 dip you fool

[Anonymous No.9948975]

>>9948901
>>9948933
What's the point of someone in hospice trading? It's not like they'd ever get to use their gains.

[Anonymous No.9948987]

>>9948628
I picked up more shares at a hair under 82 a couple of weeks ago or so. I like it. More importantly, my WMT model likes it.

[Anonymous No.9949000]

>>9948975
If she was in hospice, she wouldn't be tricking dudes into thinking she is a woman on tinder and slamming their asses.

[Anonymous No.9949017]

>>9949000
I don't see why someone couldn't do that from hospice. Just tell them to meet you there.

[Anonymous No.9949025]

[Anonymous No.9949029]

>>9948975
its fun, I would do the same

>>9949000
we saw the pics, it really trrminoly ill

[Anonymous No.9949035]

>>9948975
I’d still trade if I was dying, I could leave my gains to my family. Also it’s fun and gives me a reason to wake up in the morning. I suppose I am dying, just slowly due to alcoholism and ciggarettes.

[Anonymous No.9949046]

>>9948975
Because we enjoy the game and it beats spending your last days sitting around feeling sorry for yourself.

t. stage 4 lymphoma patient

[Big5Guy !JsYyJw4ORs No.9949049]

>>9948963
>Like who's going to come out with the co-op mode where you and your boy can tag team a broad from opposite sides of the country?

[Anonymous No.9949054]

>>9949046
based

[Anonymous No.9949055]

>>9949017
Do they let you fugg at medical facilities?

[Anonymous No.9949056]

HOLY FUCK FULL RECOVERY
was down $1000 when I woke up praise kek I cant sell this bad boy though because I bought it with funds from stocks I sold today. Can I sell it if I drop 6 grand into robinhood??

[Anonymous No.9949062]

>>9949000
>newfaggots

[Anonymous No.9949067]

>>9949056
just sell it and take the pattern day trader hit

[Anonymous No.9949068]

>>9948975

why do you do anything you truly enjoy in life? because you love the game, the playing, the process. we do not ever truly enjoy things we suffer through just to receive some sort of outcome at the end.

[Anonymous No.9949076]

>>9948963
$VUZI

AR headsets so you can bangk RKG with your bro and it will actually look like a female.

[Anonymous No.9949079]

>>9949046
keke
well, I guess we cant all be immortal

[Anonymous No.9949086]

>>9949062
We were all here when this was posted. Doesn't mean a role playing tranny is terminally ill.

[Anonymous No.9949088]

>>9949055
>these people are dying
>better make sure they can't have sex

[Anonymous No.9949100]

>>9949046
RIP
when you have the time, come back as doubles, will ya?

[Anonymous No.9949107]

>>9948694
LMAO stay delusional twink. I love making little cucks like you squirm, I'd cum so far down your little femboy ass until I rupture your prostate

[Anonymous No.9949111]

>>9949079
We're all going to die. It's just a matter of when and with what degree of suffering.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9949128]

>>9949046
You'll be remembered cancer anon. Fly on to goy heaven

[Anonymous No.9949130]

fuck no money in the bank to buy more IQ shares in this juicy dip.

[Anonymous No.9949139]

>>9949079

why would anyone want to be immortal?

[Anonymous No.9949146]

>>9949079
I’m more scared of immortality than death

[WEED No.9949163]

Bulls have arrived. Not much time left to get in on undervalued smaller cap tickers. Whole thing is going to explode soon.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9949170]

>>9949111
checked

I hope to go out during a huge bender with coke and booze surrounded by hookers who rob me of all the cash I have on my person at the time my heart gives out.

[Anonymous No.9949171]

>>9949146
>>9949139
>>9949111
pathetic
Im literally devoting my whole life to discover immortality
Its like you dont even realize what you got

[Anonymous No.9949181]

HAHAHAHAHA
How long before I lose it all?

[Anonymous No.9949187]

>>9949046
Godspeed anon, happy trading.

[Anonymous No.9949195]

>>9949181
about 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.9949206]

>>9949181

not long unless you put the majority of your moonshot gains into safety. rinse and repeat and you'll gain long-term wealth

[Anonymous No.9949207]

>>9949181
*From prison phone line*
DOOMP EET

[Anonymous No.9949209]

Went from -0.8% this morning to now +0.01% officially a green day

[Anonymous No.9949213]

>>9948587
low IQ

the 400 TSLA is still on track

[Anonymous No.9949219]

come on baby don't be like that

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9949221]

>>9949139
>>9949146
Being immortal would be terrible.
It reminds me of the God's last wish coupled with the Unabomber manifesto.
Basically, it's the struggle, or the goal making (power process) that gives satisfaction to humans. It's in our brains. Imagine being immortal and that power process being taken away.
God's last wish is to die, because as an omnipotent being He has no power process. Every door is open to him, rendering trying useless

[Anonymous No.9949225]

TSLAMD bros, (in either or both).

Don't be a weak hand. I think the underlying strength of the stocks is still going to be high. AMD is off today's bottom and had a nice recovery, I think TSLA is just volatile and is still doing good.

TSLAMD is still a plan. Don't get bogged out and leave on fear.

[Anonymous No.9949227]

>>9949219
wrong screenshot

[Anonymous No.9949231]

>>9949207
TAKE AWAY THEIR PHONE PRIVILEGES IMMEDIATELY

[Anonymous No.9949242]

>>9949181
Thank you PPT!

My 32.5 T calls thank you as well.

[Anonymous No.9949247]

>>9949221
Based

[Anonymous No.9949250]

>>9949221

>tfw you're forced to concede comfy isn't a complete retard

i wasn't ready for this feel

[WEED No.9949252]

Oversold bounce on FFT in progress. Loaded up on the upswing confirm.

[Anonymous No.9949258]

>>9949221
Get niggered Comfy
Immortality is the dream, the goal
Whats the point of anything otherwise

also when Is the PODCAST

[Anonymous No.9949276]

>>9949170
That doesn't sound like a bad way to go. I'm picturing peacefully going to sleep one last time, stoned to the gills on opiates, surrounded by my wife and children.

Also, I'm happy that I bought a block of VZ yesterday.

[Anonymous No.9949288]

based walmart
just keep going

[Anonymous No.9949325]

>>9949139
>>9949146
>>9949221
God has no desire to die. God has no desire for anything. Fearing immortality is just a human coping mechanism. This is the kind of shit teenagers think of to be "deep." It's one of the first things someone considers about being immortal despite people acting like everyone else thinking about all the cool shit they could do before thinking about it. Goals are only satisfying to humans because we have no power and it feels good to think we have any small amount that could affect our lives. It's literally the "work sets you free" enslavement mindset. We have no reason for existing and that's okay. If you ever come to the realization that you are in fact immortal, it'll scare the shit out of you for a long long time, but you will come to terms with it and see that it's not so bad.

[Anonymous No.9949354]

Morgan stanbley really sucks cock but this is the reasoning
In 2010 when the FED bailed out banks they actually took all the banks I bought boinds for different sectors spread out across the banks, thuis all banks are funded for diffferent things

Morgan stabnley is high yield funds and leveraged loans
JPM ismargin lending and commercial letters of credit
BAC leasing and futures
JEF market makers

so you need all these banks , no XLF, buy the individuals for the yield
and this will make you rich, all will pump

[Anonymous No.9949378]

>>9949325

i think you're confusing immortality with the ability to live arbitrarily long. as long as you could choose to die, which eventually you would, then yeah i could get on board with life extension. you could enjoy the process (game) of many things for many years, obviously longer than a normal lifespan, but eventually you would long for death. immortality would be a curse. living arbitrarily long could be nice though.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9949390]

>>9949325
t. coping transhumanist

>>9949258
PODCAST SOON

>>9949250
>not thinking I was retarded
You should have had this feel many moons ago

[Anonymous No.9949399]

why aren't you buying the $IQ dip?

[Anonymous No.9949411]

>>9949378
FALSE
In immortality you would become numb to boredom and could sit still for thousands of years before moving to a new galaxy. trasmitting your consciousness into the AI as well

[Anonymous No.9949423]

>>9949378
well searching for "immortality" involves advancing technology. It's likely fundamental improvements in technology are necessary, so you can't necessarily look for a fountain of youth solution.

In that reasoning looking for immortality is equivalent to looking for better ways to improve healthcare. Fundamental research is always good so I see nothing wrong with searching for immortality. As long as it's done logically which would involve working on things like stem cells, synth biology, AI, etc.

[Anonymous No.9949428]

>>9949378
>living arbitrarily long could be nice though.

I can get on board with this. 3 years sounds pretty damn good to me right now.

[Anonymous No.9949441]

>>9949411

ok, now i know you haven't thought this through. if you're excited about being immortal because you would be numb to boredom and sitting still for thousands of years, you would have achieved essentially nirvana, and you would no longer care about time and frames of reference like living and dying. you could do the same thing with your normal human span. all without having to be immortal

[Anonymous No.9949451]

>>9949423
It has already been discovered, by a Man named Dr. Goldman. a SPECIAL Protein injections to the brainsteam and artificial organs to prolong Mitosis is what I get

Should be released within 5 years

[huh No.9949455]

>>9949325
God is a creature that has simply the power to do anything and everything and likely has done so already.
If he has not done something then he likely will do it simply to say that he's done it and he can either gain whatever information he wanted to possess from that action, or to have the triumph of being able to say that he has done it before. If god made man in his image, than he is likely spurred on by a want to experiment, create and destroy to say that he has and he can. It's predominantly an ego thing, if you ask me.

Immortality will in a sense 'lock' you out of experiences, you can not have teenage sex if you are permanently afixed to one location but eventually you will die and find out what comes later, whether that be a new life in this body or another. Perhaps we are all the same 'being' that's just bounced to another body after death, constantly moving after our time comes. Immortality wouldn't be a curse to me though, I just wonder at what costs and sacrifices it would take to sustain me in this world, and what I'd want to do with all my time. I'd probably like to teach people and guide them more than anything, and I suppose I could do that for the rest of my life if I had any teachable skills.

[Anonymous No.9949467]

>>9949100
digits confirm numerology based afterlife

[Anonymous No.9949473]

>>9949441
errr... 1000 years isnt a big deal, You need to sustain 1000+ years a boredom in order to travel in space

Im thinking billions into the future, I plan on harnessing black hole technology and creating an army of Dolls, and becoming a doll myself

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9949476]

>>9949441
Yeah but immortality would give you the benefit of being able to see everybody who ever even attempted to fuck you over die.

[Anonymous No.9949483]

>>9949467
>implying you aren’t already in a numerology based afterlife

[Anonymous No.9949487]

>>9949473
>an army of Dolls, and becoming a doll myself
what

[Anonymous No.9949497]

>>9949378
I'm not talking about lifespan extension. I'm talking about the fact that we're all stuck here experiencing this process over and over again for all of eternity. Time is finite, but its ability to be reused is infinite. You seem to be confusing the game as something to live for rather than something you have to do to live. People seem to acquire a taste for shit if they have to eat enough of it.
>>9949390
>coping faggot who's going to make $25k off HMNY calls very soon and take some time off to ponder existence
>>9949455
God is more of a database than anything. Not really an "organism" in our sense of the word. It's just a collection of all the information in the universe. This life you're living now is what comes after death.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9949513]

>>9949497
>This life you're living now is what comes after death.
Nah you have that part backwards, this life we're living now is the part that comes before death.

[Anonymous No.9949516]

EXPERT investment advice thread.

[Anonymous No.9949528]

>>9949181
>>9948640
I did it guys! Locked in my gains from -19% when I woke up to +6% NFLX is still climbing but I didn't want to hold myself so vulnerable

*I also had to deposit a money so that I could avoid PDT so ignore the scaling up*

Fuckin love options. and also hate them.

[Anonymous No.9949534]

>>9949487
I dont expect anyone to understand, and never said this out loud before
My whole life Ive created a a giant world of a cute rat puppet girl known as Ratsu Jima Paramaru, Little Daisy River Rats, where she creates blackholes to sustain the universe
It makes sense, that there are not many runnaway blackholes, everything is in proper momentum to sustain the universe
Understand now?

[Anonymous No.9949540]

>>9949516
Buy VZ yesterday.

[Anonymous No.9949559]

>>9949411
Yes, you could.

But imagine, living for millions of years. And than more...

First, you would learn the basics, language, mathematics, science, culture of your nation. Than eventually you would see how this civilization progresses, develops, gets old...

And eventually die. You would travel the universe, watching for millenia civilization come and pass. With some, you would maybe attain position of power through your knowledge, some would maybe worship you as God, some would curse you.

Imagine observing and living through thousands of them. Than hundreds of thousands, than million of civilizations, developing, than getting old. Each one taking thousands of lifetimes. Millions of life forms, in millions of worlds, than multiply it by any number you can think of. And than again, and again...

You would eventually attain all the knowledge, all the experience (weather through technology or other ways), you would get disattached and uninterested in anything and everything. You would know how the things will go down before they arise. There would be nothing unknown, nothing outside of your capabilities (that is not permitted by laws of physics of your universe). Every feeling, every romance, every instance of every event would be known to you after living this long. Every possible role of every possible way of life.

Eventually you would live to see stars getting dimmer, than exploding and collapsing. You'd be left all alone in very dark and very cold universe, with no stars. You would have literally nothing to do but sit, as you already know how everything would end, so you don't even try.

[Anonymous No.9949561]

>>9949534
created as in imaginarily created? or have strived to create?
how do the dolls fit into this?

[Anonymous No.9949563]

>>9949497

if you'd really come to that conclusion, then you'd accept death, and not fear it or try to escape it through immortality. something doesn't quite jive

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9949570]

>>9949534
How can I make money off of this?

[Anonymous No.9949571]

>>9949534
>>9949473
Ah this is a good thread

[Anonymous No.9949576]

Will Yeti go public soon?

[Anonymous No.9949578]

>>9947242
Thoughts on IEO

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9949580]

>>9949534
And how does Super Mario RPG fit into all of this?

[Anonymous No.9949597]

Okay what do you think about melting most of the brain except "markers" for neurons and some synaptic information stored. Then rebuilding it with new young cells and implanting into a 10 year old little girl's body.

Just have to practice melting certain parts of the brain only while saving enough information inside it that the new cells rebuild everything

Think of it like a 90% cells dying nad replacing them with young ones. The brain would be removed and in a high oxygen liquid to keep it alive. Regrown, and put into the cute little girl's skull to take over the new body.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9949603]

>>9949580
>mfw I realize Super Mario RPG is the afterlife

[Anonymous No.9949611]

>>9949559
Ive already thought extensively, everything you say only excites me more
My entire end goal is manipulation of the blackholes

>>9949561
imaginary created, like written and drawn stuff about it my whole life, lots of characters and worlds, Im trying to make a light novel now about it but there is too much

The dolls are the Rat Dolls activated by an instrument known as an Epinette, the soundwaves, but that was the beggining and esentially they have lived millions of years traveling around the glaxy to create new blacholes and escape old ones
\
lol

[Anonymous No.9949636]

>>9949513
The life we're living now is the part that comes before birth.
>>9949563
I have accepted death in the sense that my body will die and it'll be a painful and terrifying experience in which my consciousness is ripped from my current being and shoved into a fetus existing in the relative past.

[Texas anon No.9949645]

Never change 4chan.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9949652]

>>9949636
You can't die before you're born, that's like abortion, and abortion is wrong. Unless you have an extra chromosome or some other debilitating genetic disorder like being Turkish.

[Anonymous No.9949653]

What the fuck is happening in this thread? Why did I just stray through huge paragraphs of autist's philosophies about god? Don't get me wrong I have my own headcannon about existence as well but seeing it here again on /smg/?

>>9949221
>Unabomber manifesto
My nigga I still shill this to every person I can

[Anonymous No.9949658]

>>9949645

most importantly

>these are the people you trade with

[Anonymous No.9949667]

Got out of IQ and took profit since it turned bearish.
Will look for a chance to get back in once the technicals improve.

[Anonymous No.9949677]

>>9949597
that would be gay

[Anonymous No.9949679]

>>9949611
interesting, let me know when you write that novel
any other information you'd think we'd be intrested in?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9949696]

>>9949636
Oh I get it, you're Geno!

[Anonymous No.9949700]

>>9949677
Yeah but you need some way to create a "scaffolding" medium that the new cells will regrow along. That could recreate at least most of the brain intact. Then you could wipe out all the cells and regrow it with young ones. Put the new young healthy brain into a little girl's body that you spun up.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9949703]

>>9949534
Now me understood why me have 1 gb folder of Ratsu torture

It all so clear now

[Anonymous No.9949709]

>>9949652
>some other debilitating genetic disorder like being Turkish

kekd. i can't help but be a little sad that this is what comedy/life used to be like before technology merged with sjws and stopped humor irl

[Anonymous No.9949714]

Based costco, based kirkland immunity from china

[Anonymous No.9949729]

>>9949679
its too big, it wont be done for 20 years
since its light novel, its all drawn too
Plus I want to hire a Nip to redraw everything eventually

[Anonymous No.9949742]

>>9949703
is ratsu a boy or girl

[Anonymous No.9949747]

>>9949703
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DELETE THIS PICTURE OF MY WIFE

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.9949759]

NEW THREAD
>>9949751
>>9949751
>>9949751
>>9949751
NEW BREAD

[Anonymous No.9949761]

>>9949742
That is NAZRIN from touho and not RATSUCHAN which is my own character. They look similar, because they are rodents

[Anonymous No.9949805]

>>9949611
Well, than strap on, cause that's what I think is in store for each one of us...

Anyway, my point was, you would get very bored. And don't give me the "become numb to the feeling of boredom", cause I think the more you'll know, the more bored you'll be.

When you're stupid, the world is a mysterious, magical place.
When you gain some knowledge, it stops being so interesting.

Who knows. Maybe the only reason we're here is because some god got so bored that he split his soul into billions of sparks from which we arose, young and inexperienced, and will eventually grow to become like him.

Anyway, I sold yesterday what I had and decided to watch how the stockmarkets would behave today, cause I didn't like what I was seeing yesterday. We're high, maybe we can go higher, but I prefer not to risk it. Maybe bad decision, maybe good, time will tell.

[Anonymous No.9949861]

>>9949805
>When you gain some knowledge, it stops being so interesting
"Some" is the important word here. When you gain a lot of knowledge, it becomes even more interesting and magical than when you were stupid and the world was mysterious.

[Anonymous No.9949877]

>>9949399
Oh but I did, I'm hoping it will help with my failed day trade yesterday on WKHS. It had a nice steady rhythm going and now it's at it's low from 6 months ago. If anyone wants to hop on a high risk, high rewards gain train now might be a good time to buy some WorkHorse.

[Anonymous No.9949919]

>>9949861
Maybe, but I was trying to make a point that when you gain *all* of it, it probably becomes boring again.

[Anonymous No.9949978]

>>9949919
Literally impossible to gain all of it. You can get patterns down, but there will always be new details.