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>be me
>born in a land blessed with more oil than any other place on earth
>surrounded by the majestic Caribbean and the mountains to the west
>blessed genetics, the ugliest girl is a 7 for amerimutt standards
>lazy people though
>capitalists in the country try their best
>capital city gets a metro, the Bolivar is pretty strong, life thrives
>MicoMandante shows up
>good intentions but dumb and socialist, starts fucking around with the "new black dollar"
>oil sits at $100+ per barrel, though, we know the storm is coming but we don’t give a fuck
>drink more Polar beer and Carne de Diablo
>lazy people get LAZIER as the government subsidies everything
>oil price crashes
>the economy gest TurboJUSTed.JPG
>the JUSTening of JUSTenings
>the new president is a lifelong union busdriver born in Colombia, nothing but a puppet
>society starts going to shit
>brayans everywhere
>we have to wait in line for everything
>literal toilet paper shortage so my people become literal pajeets shit in the street
>FIAT turns so worthless that people start fucking weighting it in
>learn about crypto
>start mining on my super crap computer
>doing faucets and captchas for literal pennies a day
>literally more worthy than minimum wage
>a neighbour dubs me and the PSUV seizes my PC
>my country has never been to the soccer world cup
>MY FUCKING FACE WHEN I LEARN AREPA WAS NOT INVENTED IN CHAMOZUELA

>> No.9942160

>>9942128
How was that raiblocks faucet?

>> No.9942183
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9942183

LA-CRI-A-TU-RA

>> No.9942204

>>9942160
Good, can't stop shitposting though. was happy/sad when they delisted that shit after the harrassment and death threats

>> No.9942276
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9942276

Bolívar in the house !

>> No.9942371

Just signed the léase to open crytpo café in Grand Colombia. The demand is insane

>> No.9942391

>>9942128
You can come live with me in Canada brah.

>> No.9942398

>>9942371
Shit really? You moved to Bogota? I don't really want to go to Cucuta but I dont think I can make it any further :(

>> No.9942423

>>9942371
Please anon, what is a crypto cafe

>> No.9942620

>>9942423
Computer repair / Crytpo Exchange Office

I had to travel to see first hand how the sitatuion is out here. It's like going back 50 years !!!! these people are clueless about crytpo. People are desperate for a legitamate buisness/Office they can walk into and open accounts, so thats where I come in. The Rent is $180 per month and i have enough cash for 3 years worth. Ill share with biz how the café looks when finished. People are beyond poor and this is what Satoshi wants, acess to financial markets regarldess of your income. My family is originaly from here so it's easy to adapt and public safety is top priority, combine that with beatiful women and cheap organic food. Im sold . Just not Venezuela

>> No.9942659

>>9942391
Can I come?