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9939018 No.9939018 [Reply] [Original]

why are people LARPing as NEETs? I get that anything that is shunned by society is widely accepted on 4chan but I would bet 99% of people here are wagecucks.

>> No.9939029

>>9939018
No, they really are all NEETs

>> No.9939039

>>9939018
you cannot expect respectable answers with a degenerate bitch like that

>> No.9939049

>>9939018
I'm a NEET looking for a decent job lol

>> No.9939051
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9939051

>betting anti-social partial autists do something uncomfortable and illogical for small gains when they can just analyze charts for college graduate money

>> No.9939052

non-larp neet reporting
college dropout, entire future depends on how well i am able to trade crypto

>> No.9939056

>>9939018

where else would neets hang out, are you retarded or something.

>> No.9939062

>>9939056
welfare line?

>> No.9939082
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9939082

>>9939018
Tough day at work Wagie?
Don't worry pops, I am sure your contribution to your masters will go completely unnoticed while you slowly slide into your grave without any tendies or big boy points.

>> No.9939100

>>9939082
except im buying more crypto than you AND I live with my parents. semi neet, but best of both worlds.

I'm raking in chainlinks than you. Get MAD

>> No.9939118

>>9939049
Just be yourself lol

>> No.9939155
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9939155

>>9939100
Ok wagie, I am gonna go back to vidya. You enjoy your slavery. I bet your mom makes the worst tendies.

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9939184

>>9939155
>yfw when youre a balding NEET that wont make it

>> No.9939190

right now im working around 30ish hours a week as a wagie and living with my parents

i want to become a neet in the future....maybe in 20 years if we get UBI i can move in with some neet roomates

>> No.9939195

>>9939018
Don't tell anyone. I'm legit.

>> No.9939220

>>9939018
milk truk jus arive

>> No.9939236

>>9939029
I really don't know which reality is sadder honestly. I hate mine, but I wouldn't exactly want the neet life either.

>> No.9939256

I know you won't believe this post but it is the first and last time I will share it on 4chan. I had sex with a 17 year (legal here) old that had a baby 3 months before we met. She half filipina half chinese and was 4' 10 weighed about 85lbs, but her breasts were swollen and round from lactation. They were so large on her small body that it was almost obscene.
I couldn't help myself. I hit on her relentlessly and straight up told her I wanted to take her back to my apartment and suck the milk from her tits. She was terribly embarassed, but she still came home with me.
I sucked on real life lactating oppai loli tits till they were freely leaking and dripping, then I bounced her on my lap cowboy style as milk crippled out of her nipples and down her tiny teenage body.
I came inside of her while swallowing teen breastmilk, and I am not ashamed to say I was trying very hard to knock her up (again). There is something incredibly primal and sensual about a young lady with swollen lactating breasts.
I will cherish the memory forever. I did that. Real life oppai loli breastmilk. I drank it and I creampied her.
The worst part is that everything else is downhill from there. BTW its fucking delicious in the heat of the moment, but kind of nasty if you aren't turned on imo.

>> No.9939266

>>9939018
Some of us wagies unironically envy NEETs to maybe absurd levels. Some people like to LARP as Willy Fogg having cocaine orgies on a yacht and some people like to larp as NEETs. Everybody has to work but not everybody has to wage.

>> No.9939310

I saw her a few more times. I enjoyed groping her in public until the milk started to leak through her bra and showed up as wet spots on her shirt. Her baby was with her aunty so I had those puppies all to myself till she went back to her province to be with her kid.
Really blessed young lady since her tummy wasn't even ruined from squeezing out a baby and was already healed up nicely.

>> No.9939329

>>9939062
welfare line is just outside mummy's bedroom

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>>9939155

hmm, tendies. Tomorrow, i'm going to hover around mom all day whining about how long ago it was that we ate tendies and how much i'd like for her to make them for me, i'm sure she still loves me, right? Then tomorrow evening, i'll eat a nice bowl full of delicious tendies while shitposting on 4chan. Yes, tomorrow is going to be a good day. Sucks that i'll have to get up before 15:00 PM tho, she usually visits the store before that time. I'm 34. Love it.

>> No.9939521

Everyone is a neet here. This place has no purpose for a wagecuck. If you see someone saying they are a wagie, they are larping. Maybe there's like 1 wagecuck in all of biz trying to drown his sadness by acting like a neet, but the rest are actual neets.