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how to become like him

>> No.9935525

>>9935500
Push the right combinations of red / green buttons on Bitmex

>> No.9935543
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9935543

>that 28 year old boomer who made it

>> No.9935574

>>9935500
i've never seen an attractive billionaire

>> No.9935583

>>9935500
smoke weed

>> No.9935619
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9935619

>>9935574
https://www.careeraddict.com/top-10-most-handsome-billionaires-in-2014

>> No.9935623

>>9935500
Step 1: don't be a NEET
oh.. sorry Anon..

>> No.9935646

>>9935619

these guys are literally all average/below average

>> No.9935690

>>9935619
Jesus fucking Christ, I know women find social status more important then physical appearance to women but why do they have to make it so obvious by making a list like this?
Do they seriously not realize how average these people look?

>> No.9935765
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9935765

>>9935619
Apart from Gustav, they all look shit. Either too high bf and just weird faces, or they look average but fairly onions

>> No.9936175

bump

>> No.9936338

>>9935619
>>9935619

>> No.9937041

>>9936175

>> No.9937316

BUMp!!!!!!!

>> No.9937370

>>9935500
Succ blood

>> No.9937416

>>9935646
>>9935690

>fell for the lookism meme

>> No.9937508

>>9935619
The only remotely good-looking ones on this list are inheritees. All the self-made men are pretty ugly.

>> No.9937549

>>9935619
>tfw would be very handsome and striking
>hairline receding since I was 17
haha, okay

>> No.9937559

>>9937508
how can we explain that?

>>9937549
get 3 mm hair and beard

>> No.9937570

>>9937549
same my man, im basically completely bald now :)))

>> No.9937573
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9937573

>>9935500

>> No.9937606

>>9937559
>get 3mm hair
you realize you need hair for this, right?

>> No.9937927

>>9935500
>start college at Harvard when you're sixteen
>graduate at 19
>work at goldman-sachs for 4 years
>at 23 years old use your unimaginable skills along with decent connections and starting capital to start a high finance company (probably a hedge fund)
>do extremely well and reinvest your earnings into the company
>get billions of AUM with 2/20 profits

It's technically possible.

>> No.9937945

>>9937573
Nice Inspect Element, retard. No ones dumb enough to not cash long before that and leave their shit on an exchange.

>> No.9937948

>>9935619
flicking my bean raw hermagherd

>> No.9938143

>>9935619
they are all fucking ugly

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9938159

>>9937416
Is this how you cope?

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>>9935690
>I know women find social status more important then physical appearance

More important to extract resources from you while she fucks Chad on the side.

When you will learn? You can't defeat Chad, it's OVER, it's been over since day one.