/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9933292]

>By far the worst thing I've ever done
>Be 12, living with abusive uncle and auntie
>We lived on an old farm, no animals, just fields
>My uncle goes off to a market and comes back with this filthy ass horse
>Says its bred from some old bloke's prize stallion
>Auntie loves it for some reason, because it's all muddy she calls it "Dirty".
>I, being a countryfag, liked horses and riding them
>Then they turned on me saying "If we ever catch you riding our fucking horse then we will beat the shit out of you"
>They meant it, they've done it before
>Few days later, I'm messing in the fields with some old tractor tire I found
>Dirty is just eating grass and shit next to me
>Auntie and uncle come out every few minutes to make sure I'm not riding the horse
>Get bored and climb inside of tire
>Tire starts moving (field wasn't flat)
>Can't stop
>Auntie and uncle come outside to check on me
>They see me rollin'
>They hatin'
>Patrolling
>Trying to catch me riding Dirty

[Anonymous No.9933298]

>>9933292

i lold

[Anonymous No.9933304]

[Anonymous No.9933309]

>>9933292

Fuck you got me.

[Anonymous No.9933328]

>>9933292
I was expecting you to fuck the horse at the end
4chan destroyed me

[Anonymous No.9933343]

>>9933328
lol same.

[Anonymous No.9933356]

>>9933292
Audible kek, thx m8

>>9933328
>>9933343
Come on, it's /biz here not /mlp

[Anonymous No.9933361]

>>9933292
Oh my. Thanks OP

For a second I forgot about Skycoin

[Anonymous No.9933367]

>>9933292
lol'd
keep up the good job OP

[Anonymous No.9933372]

>>9933356
>Come on, it's /biz here not /mlp
Eh honestly, is there anyone who haven't fapped to pony porn at least once?

[Anonymous No.9933380]

>>9933292
Old pasta

[Anonymous No.9933393]

>>9933361
>he bought skycoin

[Anonymous No.9933396]

>>9933292
>kill uncle and auntie
>feed Dirty with the corpses
>sell footage to darkweb porn site
>???!
>Profit