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You peasants make me sick. I literally just spent the last 6 hours hanging out with 2 cuties who want my dick so bad. I pulled up in my vette in Santa Monica and they hopped in no questions asked. Yeah my vette is a two seater but these are supermodels so they both fit in the passenger seat comfortably. You’ll never make it if you keep coming onto this board. Have a good one fellas. About to hang with my main right now and eat surf n turf

>> No.9928543

>>9928524
is it very bad if i would rather envy one of those cuties than you...

>> No.9928561

>>9928524
what's that an 2010?

>> No.9928564

>>9928524
CHAD FUCK OFF. THIS BOARD IS FOR NEETS ONLY

>> No.9928577

>>9928524
>drives a c6
Disgusting

>> No.9928623

>>9928524
You're lying so hard right now.

I actually LIVE in santa monica. I stay at the shores hotel. And i've never seen an idiot with a black soft top vette running around town with hot bitches like you say.

>> No.9928748

>>9928524
Base models are turds. Fucking plebians.

>> No.9928827

>>9928524
2/10 LARP, you're not pulling no bitches with that old ass Corvette

>> No.9928854

I'll take my wrx over that shitbox anyday

>> No.9928911

>>9928854
And fit more sloots in it too!

>> No.9928938

That's like a 10k Corvette lmao

>> No.9928943

>>9928524
You’re literally flexing with a $20k car. Wow.

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9929020

>>9928524
Face it fellas, OP is the coolest person ever to come to the internet

>> No.9929045

>>9929020
True. I just KMS’d because I’m jelly

>> No.9929057

>>9928524
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA shut up faggot.

I live in santa monica, literally one block from the promenade. A corvette in SM makes you look like a low brow retard, only boon fucks drive those pieces of shit in LA. If you're going to larp, try to know something about the area you're attempting to larp from poor fag loser lmao.

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9929117

>>9928524
LoL little ass nigga keep trying
>this is my flying to hawaii first class

>> No.9929143

>>9929057
This. Obvious larp is obvious. You need a 6 figure car to show off in santa monica. If you do even wizards can fuck 10/10 qts. It's one of the most shallow places on earth. It's beautiful and has the hottest chicks I've ever seen though.

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9929148

>>9929057
And this
>I live in Calabasas and even I know not a single santa monica bitch would be impressed by riding in corvette when every broke ass nigga has lambo or rolls roys near promenade there
>me at venice beach picking up thots

>> No.9929156

>>9928524

YOU CAN'T AFFORD A PORSCHE 911 CABRIO? HAHAH WAGEKEK U FAGGOT!!

>> No.9929164

I can pick up more qt's with my scooter than you can in that gay ass car lmao

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9929198

going on anonymous message board to post made up stories somehow makes him feel better about himself.

>> No.9929253

>>9928524
Proof faggot

>> No.9929314

>>9928623
>>9928748
>>9928827
>>9928854
>>9928938
>>9928943
>>9929020
>>9929045
>>9929057
>>9929117
>>9929143
>>9929148
>>9929156
>>9929164
>>9929198
>>9929253
Easiest bait ever. >>9928497

>> No.9929376

>>9928524
> apparently has this amazing chad baller life
> OH OH OH I KNOW, I'LL TELL THE GUYS ON BIZ ABOUT HOW MUCH BETTER I AM
It's not like your post is just one of your recurring hallucinations after you sniff too many mince fumes at the burger flip line eh buddy? No one would come on here and lie!

>> No.9929846

>>9929057
How about boxters?