>>992554
Im at a job interview in 2006, and I have this tiny tiny thumb drive, like the smallest thumb drive they have ever made, about the side of a fingernail, with some copper on the side of it. It doesn't really fit into the USB you sort of slide it on top of the copper. Anyway I have my resume on there, I hand it to interviewer. She is like "this is not a USB drive - it's too small". I am like "Yeah yeah it actually is... it's the smallest one they make right now it's just the chip". I reach over to help her put the USB into her keyboard and I knock over her giant, steaming cup of coffee, all over her papers, and her desk. This is the first 30 seconds of the interview. She then, goes on to tell me the person who send me there, this was another state by the way, the person who sent me was wrong and it was a job that wasn't even the right occupation I was going into.