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[Anonymous No.9924644]

Guys I’m scared, I’ve seen the power of meme magic first hands and if we don’t stop bobo the bear he entire crypto market is gonna die.

We can’t let bobo do this. How do we stop him /biz/ ?

[Anonymous No.9924680]

>>9924644

[Anonymous No.9924722]

>>9924644
Look here you flighty weeb. I have a plan to put this bear bitch in his place.

It has nothing to do with money. It is meta physics.

First you stop looking at your gay blockfolio app and watch prices drop like your balls have yet to do.

Second, go buy a physical Hustler magazine. Yes, real paper porn and not this hentai shit.

Go home. Have some tendies for energy.

Go into your room. Open the magazine to a page where a ho is getting a big dong in the butt.

Close your eyes and imagine you are the big bull and she the dainty bear. You hear her saying, "Give me your cum, bull!" You finish with buckets that ruin the magazine. That's ok. This is not a sunk cost.

Go to sleep happy. Wake up to the biggest green dildo you've ever seen in your life. This is not green text because this works.

[Anonymous No.9924745]

>>9924722
so that's why I'm so successful