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9923073 No.9923073 [Reply] [Original]

Crypto is dead humilk farmers unite.

Your age
Your hucow #
Gallons produced per hour

>> No.9923081
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9923081

I'll start

54
2 hucows
.01 gallons per hour

>> No.9923142

Been away from biz for a few days
Can I get a thorough explanation?

>> No.9923163
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>>9923142
Well it's simple anon, we've found out how profitable human milk is

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>>9923163
Well, have fun with that.

>> No.9923212

Hey guys...
guys...
what about...
what if...
what if we farm...
like...
what if we farm shrimps and then we milk them?

>> No.9923255

>>9923191
Omg the dumb look on her face made me half hard

>>9923212
Quality reply

>> No.9923313

I sell for $350 per gallon. Nobody ever asked for a discount. How much do you charge?

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>>9923313
Damn I need to raise my prices

>> No.9923586

...wait. Really?

>> No.9923836

>>9923586
I'm not a smart man

>> No.9923846

>>9923836

Who are you even milking?

>> No.9923870
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9923870

Me unironically want for do this
Is there any pill me can take so can lactate w/o being impregnated by Jamal

>> No.9923919

>>9923870
Just start pumping. After enough stimulation you will start producing milk.

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>> No.9924043

>>9923919
added bonus of increasing boob-size? Chicks will be all over that

>> No.9924419

>>9923870
try eating lots of so.y and start microdosing MDMA. besides serotonine MDMA also releases oxytocine which stimulates production of prolactine thus making you lactate.

>> No.9924431

>>9923870
do milk

>> No.9924473

Daily reminder there is a Discord group posting about milk farms because there's a new ETH scam game being made that will be spammed all over /biz/.

>> No.9924780

>>9924473
miss me with that bullshit I just want to learn more about humilking