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>> No.9919505

Yeah, it's discord pajeeting. If they weren't retarded they'd do it more subtly so it seemed organic to /biz/, but being shitskins, they can't control themselves.

>> No.9919511

>>9919496
1 0xbitcoin = 1 singularity

>> No.9919532
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Nobody knows the time of the price singularity.
But when it happens, everyone will know.
All across the world, voices will echo "..what's wrong? Is everything ok?"
A few vehicular accidents will occur seemingly for no reason.
Several pilots, delivery drivers, and one pajeet who forgot to close a submarine hatch will all last be seen yelling at their phones.
IDEX will crash. Everyone scrambling to buy 0xBTC will see 404.
Etherdelta will become so overwhelmed with traffic it will slow to a halt. It will become unusable.
The only orders that will happen will be buy orders that have already been placed.
0xBTC will reach unimaginably high prices within minutes.
Every no0xBTCer's eyes will watch. The tiny 0xBTC diamond on coinmarketcap will be reflected in their eyes.
However, the ones who knew..the ones who had heard, but didn't listen..
their diamonds will be distorted by tears.
As these tears fall onto rapidly moving fingers that are refreshing IDEX or etherdelta multiple times,
Haunting music rings in their ears infinitely.
The harrowing noise of the bells causes the no0xBTCer's soul to shiver...and scream.
Biz will be filled with 0xBTC memes. All threads will be titled "You had your chance."
Monitors will be smashed. Laptops broken in half. Weddings, family reunions, graduation ceremonies, and other social events across the world will be plagued by the audible cries of no0xBTCers who knew the path but didn't take it.
Their hopelessness crushes them inside, but they keep having to wageslave, and forcing a smile on their face every day to avoid ever being asked "what's wrong?" again will eat away at their sanity.
This soon becomes a worldwide phenomenon, and no0xBTCer syndrome will be added to DSM-V and heavily studied.
Most normies will continue enjoying their playpens.
But the ones who knew..
they will become uncomfortably intimate with despair...
For they know they missed the opportunity of a lifetime, and another precious path to freedom has disappeared forever.

>> No.9919551

>>9919532
commander of the link marines standing by. we’re in.

>> No.9919575
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>>9919532
>"opportunity of a lifetime"

>> No.9919658

>>9919496
Unironically

>> No.9920132

What is even the point of this token? It seems like a classic example of
>we got so excited by the prospect that we could do it, no body bothered to ask if we should do it

>> No.9920195

>>9920132
It's a coordinated effort to make everyone rich on /biz/

>> No.9920209

>>9920195
Let me repeat my question: what is the point of this token? Why is there a market need for this token? What functional differentiation does this token have that is hereto not met by any other product on the crypto market?

>> No.9920216

>>9920209
It's a coordinated effort to make everyone rich on /biz/

>> No.9920245

>>9920209
bitcoin can’t interact with smartcontracts. 0xbtc lava wallet dyor

>> No.9920287

>>9920216
And what is unique about this token?

>>9920245
Can't it?
https://docs.ivy-lang.org/bitcoin/
https://blockchain.unica.it/balzac/docs/

>> No.9920290

>>9920209
Being the only minable token, it has the potential to act as a better store of value than any other token (which can be created instantly out of thin air) and even Ether itself (due to its infinite supply) on the entire Ethereum network. This property allows it to be a good candidate as a main trading pair for decentralized exchanges similar to how Bitcoin is on centralized exchanges.

>> No.9920318

>>9920290
But isn't the price of it dependent on the Ether supply?

>> No.9920336

>>9920290
>>9920287

>> No.9920348
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>>9920318

>> No.9920354

>>9920348
Not an answer.
You're a shit shill

>> No.9920368

>>9920318
No sir.

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>>9920354

>> No.9920620

How to spot a scam:
>it's not a scam

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>>9919532

>> No.9920782

>>9920287
>And what is unique about this token?
It's a coordinated effort to make everyone rich on /biz/

>> No.9921438

>>9920132
>>9920209
>>9920287
>>9920318
Dumb fuck. Asserts itself like a punk, then starts asking questions like a tot.

Embarrassing! JEJ!