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>Golden bull run happens Q3 2018
>Everything goes 100x
>Cash out with $10MM, finally made it
>Lambos, mansions, escorts, permanent financial security for the rest of your life
>Still circumcised

I'll never be more than half a man. Why even bother making it?

>> No.9907451
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>>9907442
feels good to be not be a dickskinlet

>> No.9907504
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>>9907442
I get depressed a lot because I'm a high school educated minimum wage line cook with no gf, no cash savings and only $600 in crypto.

Then I go to the gym, work out, head to the showers and air out my godmode anteater dick in front of a crowd of overcompensating jewcuck chads, and I remember again why it's good to be alive.

>> No.9907530

>>9907442
Look up foregen

>> No.9907675

I wonder if there are really people out there that regret being circumcised.

>> No.9907692

>>9907504
Winning the genetic lottery is something to be proud of.

>>9907675
How can I regret something I never consented to? All I can do is advocate against it and not do it to my son when he's born.

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>>9907692
It wasn't genetics that chopped your foreskin off anon

>> No.9907725

>>9907709
His lottery was being born into a family that didn't fall for the bullshit.

>> No.9907750

my dream is marry into a jewish family and have a son and not have him circumcised

>> No.9907762

You fags get hung up on the dumbest shit.

>> No.9907780

>>9907442
ill still be a baldfag feelsbad

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People ask me why I hate (((them)))

then I show them my dick and they understand

god damn it

>> No.9907905

>>9907896
It's societal brain washing. I had to argue with my wife and explain to her that it's genital mutilation.

>> No.9907915

>>9907442
>Golden bull run happens
>Made it, but hair is white from crypto stress
>Nervous twitches prevent me from playing guitar
>gf left me because "all you care about are your coins"
>live alone in my mansion as a NEET
>become creepy old NEET

>> No.9907966

>>9907725
the lottery is being born in a family that DID fall for the bullshit, and that only happens in burgerland. 95% of the world is uncut

>> No.9907967

>>9907442
Hey can I have some money anon? maybe like 100k or something I'll be your friend and my gf is famous on neopets and can get you a real gf

>> No.9908873

>>9907915
white/gray is a good look, anon. Honestly I'm 27 and sometimes think about dying my hair gray just to get it over with. If it's good enough for Cooper, Clooney and Bourdain (RIP), why the fuck not you?

>> No.9908886

>>9907967
No interest in neopets anon. But tell you what, I'll trade you my old gaia online handle with 20k post history for your flight rising account.

>> No.9909551

>>9907442
Look up foreskin restoration stretching. I jelq and stretch to get bigger (it works) and there's lots of cut dudes that now have a foreskin from stretching the skin up. Not sure how it works, I'm uncut, but it's definitely a thing.

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>>9908873
Fucking Normans

>> No.9909594

>>9907915
>become creepy old decillionaire

fixed that 4 u

>> No.9909794

>>9907442
>Get rich, still being blackmailed by a cruel mistress, still forced to suck cocks just in nicer whore dresses.

Man it will be pretty sweet to make it

>> No.9910274

not having foresking just decreases your sexual appetit so you can focus on different things from younger age. I prefer to yolo and enjoy life than being library cuck scientist

>> No.9910342

I am not circumcised and my dick looks like anteater... I am ashamed of getting undressed in front of girls bc most of them saw only circumcised...I might go see a doctor soon

>> No.9910356

>if it wasn't meant to be there, God wouldn't have put it there

Thanks Mom

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>>9907709
>>9907442
I got severe phimosis and that was the only way.

But on the other hand I have 18cm, so I'm kinda ok.

>> No.9910385

>>9907442
So glad my parents didnt mutilate my cock and let some rabi suck on my freshly slashed dick. Fucking kike magic btfo

>> No.9910440

>>9907442
>Golden bull run happens Q3 2018
>Everything goes 100x
>Cash out with $10MM, finally made it
>Lambos, mansions, escorts, permanent financial security for the rest of your life
>Still left handed

I'll never be more than half a man. Why even bother making it?

>> No.9910552

>>9910365
Phimosis is always curable with stretching exercises, the only difference is how long it will take.
Mine was pretty bad too, but I cured mine when I was a teenager after 3 months of daily stretching

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>>9907442
>Not pinching your foreskin whilst cumming, and wiggling it around
It feels fucking amazing, RIP jewlets.

>> No.9910675

>>9910670
you legitimately wrote this post on the internet.

>> No.9910678

>>9910675
oh sweet summer child

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>>9910675
How about you try it, jew?