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990666 No.990666 [Reply] [Original]

hey /biz/, I want to be an investment banker, what should I do? Please help me I really wanna go to wall street and work for a big bank

>> No.990670

>>990666

inb4 'plz help me biz i want to be a billionaire i will do whatever it takes'

>> No.990680

>>990666
I will suck cocks to be an investment banker. That's how serious I am. Is OP willing to suck cocks? I didn't think so. OP is not as serious as I am. Checkmate OP.

>> No.990681

suck 1 million dicks a day for $1 a piece, and in 1000 years you'll be able to buy a bank where you can suck dicks at.