/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9906015]

FUCKING KILL ME

[Anonymous No.9906033]

Wish I had that right now.
I need me some income.
Crypto not working
Anon, teach me.

[Anonymous No.9906035]

>Garnish his wages.

[Anonymous No.9906036]

>>9906015
At least you have a job. Op is a faggot.

[Anonymous No.9906038]

>>9906015
who needs more money than that honestly

[Anonymous No.9906052]

>>9906033
>Get CDL
>Get job operating equipment that is mounted on CDL vehicle

That easy faggot

[Anonymous No.9906066]

>>9906052
So you drive a truck and a Moffett?

[Anonymous No.9906070]

Most anons lost money this week and have no work ethic. And it’s the weekend. So...like...you’ve got that going for you.

[Anonymous No.9906077]

>>9906052

I can get this and a job all by next week?

[Anonymous No.9906086]

>>9906066
I operate some special equipment vital to construction that is mounted on a rig that requires a CDL

[Anonymous No.9906094]

>>9906015
$21 per hour is good pay, idiot.

[Anonymous No.9906100]

>>9906094

ye not bad. OP it could be worse.

[Anonymous No.9906124]

>>9906015
Utterly cucked

[Anonymous No.9906149]

>>9906094
It's ok but I'm about to ask for like $25 or I'm out. working this many hours is literal hell even tho I'm 23 and able bodied

[Anonymous No.9906153]

>>9906086
Sounds like it could be fun. I just have a class B CDL but I already make $29hr/$43.50hr OT as an armed security guard for a medical marijuana company. Beats driving a dump truck for $15hr.

[Anonymous No.9906172]

>>9906015
What is that net?

[Anonymous No.9906173]

I used to earn $25 an hour 15 years ago when i was 18.. today i work for $12 an hour.

[Anonymous No.9906179]

>>9906149
>working 55 hours a week is too much

wew laddy

[Anonymous No.9906206]

>>9906179
I mean are we talking *work* work or...?

[Anonymous No.9906233]

Op is trying to humblebrag where techcucks are making 300kyr waxing their carrot

[DirtyMikeAndTheBoys No.9906244]

What are you? 13?
55 hours really isn’t that much. And you would have people on part time wages that would kill to have more work.

[Anonymous No.9906297]

>>9906077
pretty much, there is literally always a demand for CDL in logistics

[Anonymous No.9906298]

>>9906179
I work 30h tops and get about the same as OP (although on a 37% tax kek)

[Anonymous No.9906310]

>>9906233
this
i got an internship this summer... i actually thought i would be working for free.
nope, they're paying me $9k per month + $5k stipend for housing

[Anonymous No.9906322]

>>9906149

>55 hours
>literal hell

You’ve got to be kidding me

[Anonymous No.9906336]

>>9906206
I do that many hours and im working the entire time. Im jealous of every wagecuck on /biz/ that gets to shitpost from work. If i look at my phone for 30 seconds i get yelled at :(

[Anonymous No.9906337]

>>9906015
Part time master race. Living at home with no bills, sip and trade when I'm off. Who here /comfy/?

[Anonymous No.9906364]

>>9906337
This is per fortnight, r-right?

[Anonymous No.9906491]

>>9906364
Yes, I work two 8's per week. One on, three days off, one on, four days off. I used to milk my old job though, especially for minor holidays. This is the goal boys, this was last year when I was 21 for reference.

[Anonymous No.9906560]

>>9906015
work two jobs, have no life, get little sleep, sleep in your car if you can.
do this for two years, you save most of it because you cant spend.
buy a house outright with low property taxes and as small a hoa fee as possible
congrats, you have no mortgage and turned a 30 year mortgage into a 3.
Read the book your money or your life and think very carefully if you want to spend 30 years paying a mortgage.

[Anonymous No.9906561]

>>9906337
what job are you working thats paying an hourly rate of 33 dollars while also being part time..?

anything beyond 25 an hour for a part time is practically impossible to find

[Anonymous No.9906615]

>>9906244
Then let them have it. Just because you don't mind it doesn't mean everyone should deal with it. This coming from a guy working 65 hrs this week due to shit co"workers"

[Anonymous No.9906646]

>mfw I only get paid $15 an hour
>mfw I only got $1,200 for two weeks of work.
>mfw most of it is gone due to bills

There has to be more to life.

[Anonymous No.9906666]

>>9906149
for awhile there when i was first starting off i worked around 80hrs a week as a CNA of all things.
you dont even have it bad. i bet you work in a factory which isnt so bad

[Anonymous No.9906686]

>>9906561
Healthcare. I know what you mean though, it's tough out there

>>9906666
You still in the field bro?

[Anonymous No.9906699]

>>9906149
faggot I worked 60+ hrs a week when I was 16. Grow a pair

[Anonymous No.9906731]

>>9906336
Naw fuck anyone that doesn't work from the moment they arrive to the moment they leave. If you can get away with not doing this you don't work a real job. Don't be jealous of tumors

[Anonymous No.9906743]

>>9906646
get some skills so you're worth more than $15 an hour. it's that simple

[Anonymous No.9906759]

>>9906033
Anyone can work, just try to be the ideal worker you would hire if it was you who had to find and trust someone to do that job. I.e. work hard, don't fuck around to much yet try to be pleasant, etc. A lot of people are fuck-ups. If you always do your best and put some real effort in what you do, you're already above 90% of the working population.

If you want to get involved in work politics, sure, that exists too, to better your position or whatever, but just getting a job is not that hard.

[Anonymous No.9906761]

>>9906015
in my country it takes 10 years to earn that

[Anonymous No.9906861]

>>9906699
I really wonder how some people calculate their work hours. I do 5 x 11 to 13 hour shifts a week, so let's say 60 hours a week. I don't get how it's possible to do real work for much more than that.

That's on average a 12 hour day. If you had breaks and time to eat, that's one hour more, and add to that an hour of commute. So that's already 14 hours out of the day. Add to that 8 hours for sleep (including getting ready for sleep, waking up, brushing teeth, pooing, etc.) and you're at 22 hours. If you try to exercise a bit (1 hour, including shower) and take another hour for routine stuff (breakfast and supper, checking email, etc.) all the day is gone.

I get that some people can work more than 5 days a week, but after five days of this I'm kind of comatose (like now) and need the weekend to recuperate or else I would burn out and wouldn't be able to continue doing the kind of job that I'm supposed to do, which takes a lot of focus.

How can people say they work 100 hours a week or some dumb shit? Do they include breaks, commute, time they're on call and "meetings"? Or are they just larping? I just don't see how it's possible to do much more than 60 hours of anything actually demanding job without burning out or falling apart.

[Anonymous No.9906892]

>>9906861
I did 72 hours last week. Almost died. Continuous 100hr weeks are bullshit, nobody can pull it off.

[Anonymous No.9906984]

Im 18 never had a job. Well atleast not mcdonalds or carwash or whatever. Worked with my dad doing contracting and construction. Need a job but 1. Dont have a drivers license, 2. Dont have any references that arent family and 3. I have long hair (which is sometimes a put off to people)
Any advice? I hate applying online so i get the applications in person. Need a job soon. thanks bros. 6'4 and white (thank god)

[Anonymous No.9907015]

>>9906984
Look in the mirror and say "I will stop being a NEET" 100 times

[Anonymous No.9907062]

>>9906892
It can be fun sometimes to do these kind of things sometimes, it brings you in a kind of zen state, kind of like long. distance running, but yeah it's not really healthy or sustainable, mentally or physically, to do 70 hours or more. As for 100 hours a week, I still don't see how that's possible... I might be a bit autistic because I timed everything I was doing for years (I stopped doing it because it's not really worth it anymore) but I don't think a lot of people truly work the number of hours they claim.

[Anonymous No.9907082]

>>9906015
i work 1/3 as much as you do and bring in the same, feels fucking awesome

[Anonymous No.9907104]

>>9906015
This is pretty good for a weekly salary anon, wtf are you gloating for

[Anonymous No.9907130]

>>9906035
kek

[Anonymous No.9907168]

>>9906015

mfw it's your monthly salary before tax.

fuck you spoiled 1% burger.

[Anonymous No.9907175]

>>9907015
Not a neet since im actively looking for work
>i was merely pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.9907281]

>>9906984
You're 18, it's not the end of the world not to have real references. Put in a teacher that liked you if you had any.

[Anonymous No.9907305]

>>9906124

[Anonymous No.9907318]

>>9906310

What the fuck? Doing what?

[Anonymous No.9907338]

Who /7dayweek/ here?

[Anonymous No.9907405]

>>9906686
I was gonna say, that’s a nursefag paystub if I ever saw one, looks a lot like my RN slips in those days. Good gig, I was OR though, on call sucked dick. ER/urgent care DNP now, money’s great with production pay but still horseshit compared to MD. Oh well. Thumbs up to you bro/sis. You’re living the dream. Just don’t fuck it up and get married like I did. Do some 13 week contract jobs- 50-60/hr, paid housing/food stipends tax free of 800.00/week- hory shit I did that for 2 years and was shitting money

[Anonymous No.9907441]

>>9907338
>5 days a week, 8 hour shifts
>one 16 hour shift on the weekend

it almost feels like 7 days since the day after a 16 hour shift is usually wasted from feeling like shit

[Anonymous No.9907467]

>>9907318
Live action role-playing

[Anonymous No.9907579]

>>9907405
Man that's awesome, how long were you in the field before going back for the DNP? I'm aiming for CRNA honestly, had a friend put a good word in for me so if I'm lucky I'll be going to the trauma ICU. If not I'll definitely do some travel contracts. Cali pays ridiculously well, I hear Kaiser pays 70-90 in the bay area.
Are you in crypto?

[Anonymous No.9907637]

>>9906322
80 HOUR PER WEEK BIG BOYZ COMING IN

STEP ASIDE SIMPLE WAGIES, THE REAL WAGEKEKS ARE IN TOWN

[Anonymous No.9907924]

>>9906173
Thanks Obama

[Anonymous No.9907949]

>>9906038
>t. Mississippian on welfare

[Anonymous No.9907975]

>>9906015
>overtime hours

I make like double what you do almost per hour, but I have to work extra hours and there is zero overtime. Pure salary.

Little do they know, or care, that I day trade stock options half the work day.

[Anonymous No.9908009]

>>9906984
Just apply online to whatever is available. It will take time and lots of applications (you would be lucky if you got 1 interview per 30 applications). Just keep applying online and in person, eventually you will make it.

Obviously arrive neat and tidy too.

[Anonymous No.9908198]

>>9907579
Chipped away low and slow, Periop RN for 13 years, DNP 2016. Yeah, CRNA is awesome. Weighed it, decided I hated call so much it wasn’t worth the cake. That and the unreal stress. Dumbass surgeon overinflates a belly and the diaphragm spasms? Yours. Kid larygospasms after extubating? Yours. Patient refuses to go down or wakes up? Same. Nah, I’m cool. But go for it, all good vibes for you. Best wishes. And yeah, bought some BTC in 2011, forgot it, (didn’t buy pizza or drugs on silkroad) and since I’m a terrible lazy hoarder of my old PCs I dusted off the old Dell Inspiron and followed some online tutorials to find the wallet and what do you know? My coins were still there. Wasn’t a lot, but enough. I don’t actively trade cuz busy as fuck but now hold 50% BTC/ETH and rest in Stellar based systems. I met Jed once and have some networking contacts who convinced me. We’ll see.

[Anonymous No.9908347]

Not even halfway through the year and I've already passed most of you faggots. I get paid weekly.
#blessed

[Anonymous No.9908735]

>>9908009
Cut your fucking hair. Buy yourself some khakis and a shirt- it’s part of the program. You’ll reach a point where you can have your hair long or roll up your sleeves and have visible tats. But you haven’t earned the right so get ready for trenches. Refusing to tow the line will fuck you up and leave you at Subway.

Write down 10 industries or fields that you have even a remote interest in. Then map out anything within public transportation, bike, or walking commute. My personal beef, and I’m the medfag from above and I’ve resigned and moved cross country in the past over this, is that I shouldn’t have to spend more than 30 minutes getting to a job I work really hard at. NO. FUCK THAT.
Once mapped out, clean up well, study a few business etiquette introduction videos and learn to gulp down your NEET and control it. Walk in confident, smiling, and charismatic without being a cocky fuck. Look people in the eye, nod, let them finish speaking. Walk into a few places of interest- don’t be scared of a flashy law firm, dental office, or corporate place if that’s what you’re interested in. Have some cards, yes, fucking cards. With your name and email and phone. Make friendly with the reception or clerk or whomever you meet, they WILL talk about you to people that matter. Fuck online applications, it’s a stumbling block. I promise you- even if directed to apply online through HR, your application will be looked at simply because you had the balls/ovaries to walk in.

You’ll get a call even if you don’t have experience, be direct and tell them to you want to work in this field, are willing to learn and grind, and you’re gonna run into someone like myself or another who admires old school gumption. Be ready and willing to do shitwork.

>inb4 reddit spacing, never even opened reddit, pleasantly drunk writing charts so fuck you

[Anonymous No.9908818]

>>9907975
You’re what’s wrong with America faggot. Go make something or fix something. At bare minimum make some white babies.

[Anonymous No.9908830]

>>9908735
Very much appreciated my man, Hope that your investments moon beyond belief. Il take a trip to salvation army tomorrow and buy some slacks. Have a good night.

[Anonymous No.9908832]

>>9906149
Don’t ever apply to big 4 or Accenture chief

[Anonymous No.9908836]

>>9906984
Cut your hair and cold call contractors, seriously

[Anonymous No.9908845]

>>9908830
El atrocidad...

[Anonymous No.9908850]

I was getting paid 26/hr for essentially sitting on my ass all day but I got laid off a few weeks ago.

Finalizing interviews now, hoping to get to 36/hr but will probably end up at 31/hr which is still ok. I don't have rent or shit since my parent's left me their house while working out of state.

[Anonymous No.9908937]

>>9906015
Uh yea I make $17 and hour and have been doing 55 hour work weeks.

Net worth 200k.

No sympathy here

[Anonymous No.9909275]

I make $5 an hour and only get 2 days a week work D:

[Anonymous No.9909285]

>>9909275
2x 10hr days = $100 a week. I lost all my money in link also.

[Anonymous No.9909289]

>>9909285
Net worth, about $85 and some link.. makes my net worth negative

[Anonymous No.9909556]

>>9906149
You call 55 hours a week a lot???
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.9909583]

30 HOUR WORK WEEK NOW!

[Anonymous No.9909675]

>>9909583
what jobs have 30 hr work weeks?

[Anonymous No.9909730]

>>9907338
what kind of hell hole do you live in that taxes you 30%?
even in blue states, you would be paying, like, 10%

[Anonymous No.9909790]

>>9909583
Just get a job with 30 hours.

[Anonymous No.9909807]

>>9909730

not him but Australia.

I'm a software dev on salary
> "40 hour" week
> $2585/fortnight in my pocket
I think before tax I earn $3500/fn

I feel like I've made it though, got a nice kitty (150k) a bitcoin position (3btc worth) and I'm projecting to own a house outright in 5-8 years.

[Anonymous No.9909828]

>>9906561
I'm in healthcare too. Take care of an old army vet. 30$hr part time to cook breakfast and watch film noir videos all the time. It's life on ez mode. You gotta get paid straight from the insurance company though because going through any middle man agency will reduce your wages to minimum wage with HR cunts breathing down your neck.

[Anonymous No.9909834]

>mfw working roughly 60 hours a week normally
>mfw once i did 105 hours a week for 4 weeks straight without breaks

I need crypto way more than you think.

[Anonymous No.9909855]

>YOU CALL 55 HOURS HARD!
>LOL I WORK 60 HOURS!
>I WORK 80 HOUR
one day your going to die and what do you have to show for it? Lol, I only plan on working for 3 to 5 years and build me a cabin in an isolated area. Just living in the forest. Comfy.

[Anonymous No.9909966]

>>9906038
literally anyone who isn't shooting for the bare minimum in life

[Anonymous No.9910001]

>>9909966
Either a E-9 with over 20 years, or a O-3 with over 8 years. Military life does seem comfy for an officer

[Anonymous No.9910053]

>>9909790

NO!!!! FULL TIME 30 HOUR WORK WEEK

[Anonymous No.9910193]

>>9907062
Well some fields include weekends so for 100 hours it's 14.2hrs daily
Shitty? Sure
Unhealthy? Yea
Sustainable? Depends on the individual and field of work
Impossible? Unlikely

[Anonymous No.9910242]

>>9909730
State + federal tax adds up to over 30%.

[Anonymous No.9911071]

>>9906646
In Poland we are working for $4 an hour

[Anonymous No.9911085]

>>9906015
mfw I work half that and earn x 4

[Anonymous No.9911136]

Lol I don’t work

I’m typing this literally from bed

Imagine being a slave.... I can’t, but you don’t have to.

[Anonymous No.9911203]

>>9906015
That's a week. That's monthly average for a wagecuck in Italy(a bedroom/shared bedroom in cities goes for 2/300 a month, a small two room apartment is 100k € or 500 a month+expenses in rent average, far more if you are in Milan or Rome for example). Leaving aside Italy's current shitty situation in the global system, are you implying that's low? Is life that expensive in the US?

I'm just curious since I see people in your situation a lot on here. I don't understand anymore if you're all exaggerating or not.

[Anonymous No.9911232]

I’m nearly qualified accountant but making only $30k a year, they are paying for my studies which are worth around $10k but still I don’t think I’m on enough especially as been working 60hour weeks recently.

Will probably leave when qualified.

I’ve been making mistakes recently though, mostly due to lack of sleep so in bit of shit.

Any other accountants here or are you all just professional crypto shillers.

[Anonymous No.9911295]

>>9907168
that's a week

[Anonymous No.9911364]

Wagecucking at the national train company for about 20usd an hour after taxes. Today is pretty chill I have to deliver a case of plastic cups at 1430 to a train. Last train I had to work on was at 11:15.

Some days are tough tho. Well at least I can smoke in the car that's not so bad.

[Anonymous No.9911463]

>>9909730
>30%
There are places on the old continent you pay 50% regular and with overtime you get to nearly 60%. Working doesn't pay off in socialist countries

[Anonymous No.9911617]

>>9911463
At least you have a social safety net though. Our burgertaxes just get spent on the military. You get sick here? Get fucked, treatment will only be 500k. Beautiful system we have here

[Anonymous No.9911687]

Most of Americans have forgotten the golden rule to making it. I have neighbors on my street who own 5 houses all next to each other or across the street. Wanna know why the eldest son worked his ass off plumbing under someone until he saved up for tools and a house. Daughters same way don't really know what they do. I'm talking about house that are maybe 200k max. Moral of the story is this live with family or friends and save dat money on cheaper bills. Yeah its tough being so close to other people but you know what the end results outweigh the short term negative.

[Anonymous No.9911803]

God I forgot how cringey it was seeing people give job advice. It’s like hearing baby boomers yap about mortgages and going vacation. Just so gay.


Wanna know how you get a job? Know someone. We live in a job market filled with druggies, niggers, and beaners. Employers would like to avoid most of these people if possible. The mere fact that someone will be able to vouch for you is more important than anything else.

Occasionally you’ll run into a company that holds its employees opinions low enough that they won’t hire referrals, but you really don’t want to work there anyway.

[Anonymous No.9912063]

>>9911687
>forget golden rule
>jump to neighbours who own 5 houses
>wanna know why their son worked as wagecuck?
>because they didnt know what their daighters were doing
>the houses were 200k max
>moral is
>something cheaper bills
>i want personel distence


LEARN ENGLISH ARE YOU A SHITSKIN???

[Anonymous No.9912097]

>>9911463
lol no that doesnt exist. Income tax is usually around 24, with some extremes such as denmark at 36%. Employer also pays 12-16% on top of your income tax, so yes technically around 50%, but of that 1/3 is hidden and is NOT being deducted from the salleries posted be eurocucks.

Dont paint our situation worser then how it is. Yes, we are being ethnically replaced deal with it.

[Anonymous No.9912148]

>>9906086
Working 55 hours is hell, lol. You could make double that in the oil field if you weren't a pussy.

[Anonymous No.9912173]

>>9906015
>not losing 30% of your pay every pay day

[Anonymous No.9912177]

>>9911203
>>9907168
This. Do you realize most of the developed world is more expensive than the US while having higher taxes and lower wages. Stop complaining about your 30/hr spoiled burgers

[Anonymous No.9912359]

>>9911463
>25% sales tax

[Anonymous No.9912374]

>>9912063
learning a trade isn't wagecucking. He now owns to work trucks and runs his own business at the age of 28 because his family knows the golden rule of sticking together. Funny thing they're those shitskins you hate so much lol Stay mad because you were raised by divorced white boomers who fcked you financially. There's nothing wrong with actually working for money instead of Larping as Titanic boy from wolf of wall street.

[Anonymous No.9912392]

>>9907338
>tax

oof ouchie owie

[Anonymous No.9912405]

>>9912374
>he owns
>to
>work trucks

[Anonymous No.9912423]

>>9911071
maybe you,
i work for 47$/h +2k$ base salary

[Anonymous No.9912435]

>>9912405
If the only rebuttal you have is my bad grammar i'm sorry thats a low 1/10 bait enjoy larping my dude

[Anonymous No.9912621]

>>9911071
In Poland everything is cheap as fuck.

[Anonymous No.9912911]

>>9909807
Are you a fortnite pro or do you just stream?