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9898537 No.9898537 [Reply] [Original]

What will they do when they get out of bed?

>> No.9898560

they will eat some more burgers, then dump it

>> No.9898581

>>9898537
I drink a tall glass of Mtn Dew, take a huge greasy dump and make sure to snap a picture of it for my turd blog, then I hop on my scooter and zoom off to McDicks for a McMuffin trio and double 30oz iced cafe lates (double chocolate). On the way back I might stop at Dunkin Donuts for a 6 pack and another iced coffee (black this time, Im trying to lose some weight and detox). Its usually around 11am by then which is when my local asian massage parlor opens up, so I roll in and meet Mei for my bi-weekly session. She jerks me off and then cleans under my fat rolls so I dont develop bedsores. She's a real sweet lady and I think she likes me, even though she doesn't speak english. I tip her $80 and then head home, but since its lunch time by then I stop by Pizza Hut and a family size meat lovers and a 2 liter Coke to take home with me.

>> No.9898591

>>9898581
You joke but this is the actual literal lifestyle of those 600lb globular 90% fat 'humans' who are known to be native to Midwest America.

>> No.9898609

>>9898537
>rent free

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>>9898537
<yawn>

“I need to take a dump”

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>>9898537
>>9898581
>>9898591
>>9898609
>>9898610
>>9898662


Sorry to disappoint Euroniggers, but I cooked a 16oz rib-eye and ate some fresh mozzarella. Gonna buy some more fucking ARY before I head off to the gym to lift some heavy ass weight.

-t Mart Sharting Southerner

>> No.9898789

>>9898767
>to lift some heavy ass weight.
Your own gut ?

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>>9898789
Nah senpai, your girfriend's big fat titties.

>> No.9898812

I woke up in the morning, got myself a gun

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