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>Be me
>Young Black male
>On holiday in America
>Reading "The Personal MBA" by Josh Kaufman
>good book.png
>I take off my shirt because it's hot
>25+ degrees.webm
>White American woman the size of a land whale says "WELL AREN'T YOU HOT STUFF WITH YOUR BOOKS AND YOUR READING! in an overly annoying Boston accent
>ignore her.mp3
>I turn around so I can continue reading some 'bizness' tips
>*tips fedora*
>She continues to get mad at me for reading and yells "dont you turn away from me you fucking degenerate"
>I smirk and shake my head knowing who the real degenerate is (her)
>She nudges her husband the size of an orca and he shouts "DONT DISRESPECT MY WIFE BOY"
>*smirking intensifies*
>Her equally fat husband and her waddle out the pool and try to confront me
>i cri, i just wnt 2 reed pls
>they hear my british accent apologize and leave me alone

why do fat american white women hate young black American men trying to learn. i'm not even from america I was born in the UK and as soon as she heard my accent she left me alone.

Do fat white americans just not like to see people read? If so why do they hate books?

>> No.9888003

You did not need to apologize to those fuckers, but I understand you just wanted them to stop bothering you and did not want things to escalate.

>> No.9888007

>>9887971
Go be a faggot victim back in the UK.

Thanks.

>> No.9888114

>>9887971
amerifats being insecure.

>> No.9888149

>>9887971
kek. how did you know that she left you alone because of your accent and not because you were being polite... which immediately diffused the situation

>> No.9888172

Fat American women are “goddesses “ and anyone who is not enthralled by them is mentally ill. Unfortunately for you, they also believe that all black bros will be into them. You should have vomited on her feet.

>> No.9888267

you should have robbed them tyrone

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9888313

>That 22 year old boomer who thinks he is a businessman because he reads books.

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>>9888313

>> No.9888535

She was inviting you to a threesome and you fucked it up

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>>9887971
>i'm not even from america I was born in the UK

>> No.9888596

>>9888499
checked

>> No.9888609

You got it wrong, fat white women are attracted to black men, she was trying to flirt with you. Then after you spurned her she acted like you insulted her to her husband.

>> No.9888690

>American Summer
>25°
Hwat? Am I missing something

>> No.9888739

>>9888499
Classic

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>>9887971
>Not immediately calling them racist loudly so everyone can hear

Being Black is easy mode in America, you can play the race card everywhere and when you do watch as the whitey try’s their hardest to deny it.

>> No.9888868

>black
>can read a book
Damn we found a rare one. If you were in Africa you would probably be one of the war lords or slave owners there with your 100+ IQ

>> No.9888911

>>9887971
>be redditor
>be larping
get out anyways you fucking 80 iq nigger

>> No.9888959

>>9887971
Hello fellow bong. Please don’t come back mr black man.

>> No.9888992

>>9887971
ggwp, good read 5/7 t.
Teach those animals some decency.

>> No.9889006

>>9887971
>why do fat american white women hate young black American men trying to learn

your next book should be about statistic and sample sizes so you realize that one example of fat white women annoying you while learning is not enough to assume, that this is a general trend.

>> No.9889008

>>9887971
A+++
The white whales just wanted to add a little spice back to their motel that evening.

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9889048

>the most dangerous thing is a nigger with a library card

>> No.9889127

>>9888888

>> No.9889153

>>9888609
This

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9889223

A new prophet was born