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"Jerry! Get your ass in here, we're doing a massive FUD piece on Bitcoin- one article. We need you to write it,"

"me? but, I love bitco..."

"No, you hate it. How much FUD can we pack into the first two sentences? Do you have a video?"

"No,"

"FUCK. Fine. That's okay. Just use the Buffet quote again. Yes the one from months ago,"

"The rat poison one? They- They'll see right through it,"

"No they won't there will be 4 other compelling arguments,"

"Which are?"

"Well Jerry... it, it's rat poison for starters-- good, I'm glad you know. It's ma-- manipulated. Yeah. Like a god damn magic show with... smoke and mirrors. Write that down, Jerry. That's good. Then, I dunno, blame tether or something. Now, get your ass out here. Go write it, have it on my desk in an hour."

"Sir, that's only-- uh, that's only 4 items of FUD"

"Ha, you're smarter than you look kid. You got me there. Let me think.. hmm, got it. Call it a turd *chuckles*... now GO!"

>> No.9881010

Who are you quoting?

>> No.9881026
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9881026

It's j-just journalism, goy!

>> No.9881032

Just like Berny Madoff, Jerry has the Sec fooled and running after windmills
Al cabong

>> No.9881041

Lawl

>> No.9881051

>>9881010
Jerry the FUD
Wrote a book
Making money off of lies

>> No.9881061

>>9881051
>Jerry the FUD
Okay, that's not a person though.

You shouldn't quote somebody unless they actually said the thing you are quoting! Otherwise, that's pretty poor form

>> No.9881071

>>9880993
keks

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>>9880993

>> No.9881086

>>9881026
He wrote a per review paper
With no facts
POW
White papers for your a&& is about it

>> No.9881095

>>9881061
Fuck you
Asshole
Did you read his paper ?
It’s totally bull shit

>> No.9881100

>>9881095
You didn't quote him though.

>> No.9881118

>>9881086
Peer review is a joke at this point, there was some group that tried to see how many papers they could get through the peer review process that they intentionally put false things in, 60% of them got through.

>> No.9881134

>>9881100
His quotes are so false that I’m afraid to quote them. I don’t want to get in trouble.

>> No.9881148

>>9881134
Okay, don't use the quote feature if you are not quoting anybody though. It's poor form!

>> No.9881172

>>9881118
??????
Jerry wrote a book about it earlier.
And now this paper comes out Bitcoin drops to 6200
The SEC had done a investigation and found no wrong doings.
I smell something unconstitutional
The paper was for his personal capital gains and the college

>> No.9881189

>>9881148
You may be Jerry’s next victim

>> No.9881890

>>9880993
They can't be any more desperate

>> No.9881959

it means it's time to buy, you fucking retards

>> No.9882341

>>9880993
who's Jerry?
the author's name is clearly Nathaniel

>> No.9882365

>>9882341
Jerry you know Jerry
Jerry

>> No.9882380

Here is John trying to tell people it is illegal to hedge against bitcoin when it drops

That statement comes as a study by University of Texas Finance Professor John Griffin – along with graduate student Amin Shams – is raising questions as to whether bitcoin’s remarkable rise in 2017 was not, in fact, caused by genuine demand from investors. The authors found that Tether was used to purchase bitcoin at pivotal points when the price of the cryptocurrency was falling, according to CNBC.

>> No.9882415

Some exchanges let you train bitcoin to tether
John says you should trade bitcoin to USD then to tether
You need to pay twice
And this is what drove up the bitcoin to 20k
John know so much the sec believed him
The same people that let madoff run a scam for 15 years

>> No.9882424

>>9882341
Did you read the article ?

>> No.9882437

>>9880993
>Bitcoin buying is like 'trading turds'
lost

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>>9880993

Quiet goy, bitcoin is dead. It was all manipulation and bots.

>> No.9882673

>sec fucks everything up
>act like btc is genuinely falling

FUCK these fuckers, we should really form a resistance

>> No.9882764

>>9881010
Seinfeld u dummy

>> No.9882769

>>9880993
why do big banks care so much about bitcoin? why don't they FUD gold or some shit for once. bitcoin and gold are literally the same thing after all

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>>9880993

>> No.9883240

>>9880993
>Nathaniel Meyesohn
EVERY TIME

>> No.9883297

>>9881061
woah there buddy
you sound pretty reddit
might want to get that checked out

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9883331

>>9880993
Peter, you’re fired.

>> No.9883822

>fud is telling the truth

>> No.9884122

bump

>>9883225
wtf??

>> No.9884334

(((meyersohn)))

>> No.9885064

>tether was printed after prices reached significant lows and then price rallied

i find this hard to believe, no serious investor ever buys the dip, you can only buy when cnn says it's going up, like at 20k

>> No.9885178

We know
It is all FUD
And he is a teacher and wrote a book on ho bitcoin went up the sec started a investigation

>> No.9885268

>>9880993
Nathaniel (((Meyer)))sohn

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>>9881148
>>9881100
>>9881061
>>9881010
Is this peak autism?

>> No.9886004

>>9885759
A doctor at that
I looking at getting a degree in the genetic morph of Ball Pythons
Then tell everyone that’s how God made it rigged with math
Call me Doctor

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We're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't even be possible.

>> No.9886029

>>9882769
Gold that’s for children Slavery in Africa they don’t want you to know the truth
Teachers haven sex with under age students

>> No.9886074

You don’t see us at your country club
Saying we want in.
Can’t imagined what they talk about or do.
Robots mechanics
Personally of a hemroid

>> No.9886077

>>9880993
You know what the worst part is? My idiot coworkers walked into work today and after a few minutes of working they said to each other "man did you hear about that whole Bitcoin thing in the New York Times yesterday? Turns out it was a complete pyramid scheme. Not legit at all. It was a complete fraud by some company who inflated the whole market. Crazy right? It was all a scam."

I shit you not this is what they said. I of course was quiet and pretended not to know what crypto is again, despite holding a few hundred grand in Bitcoins still, but jesus christ this level of normie ignorance still astounds me.

>> No.9886138

>>9880993
lmao

>> No.9886176

>>9882380

So.....people buying in a falling market is "manipulation". Kek, this is just bottom tier fud. Next we'll see "Chyna es banning cryptos" again.

>> No.9886267

>>9881118
That's much better than the 100% that get through when no review is in place. Also your brainlet is showing, peer review is just the first step in validating scientific studies, (peer reviewed) replications of the study by independent researchers is the second.