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that auto-sage came up fast, didnt it? editionPopular brokers for stock trading:Robinhood>commission free and no minimum to openhttp://www.robinhood.com> How is it free?Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.> When is it coming to my country?The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.Interactive Brokers>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API accesshttp://www.interactivebrokers.comTD Ameritade>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim servicehttp://www.tdameritrade.comDegiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)http://www.degiro.euFree in depth charts:http://www.tradingview.comPremarket Movers:http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspxEarnings Report Calendars:https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.htmlhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarBiopharma Catalyst Calendar:https://biopharmcatalyst.com/Pump and Dump Advertising:https://stocktwits.comS&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futuresCNBC Live:http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.htmlFox Business Live:http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.htmlBloomberg Live:http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.htmlBasic rundown on options:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePEprevious thread>>9851396
1st for Jews.
>>9856492second for the black hebrew israelites
This is the real thread. Trips checked and my dubs confirm.
>>9856508well ya got dubs in the minutes part of the timestamp i guess
DOUBLE THREADDELETE THIS YOU FAGGOT
3rd for commies that build great relationships with our president.
>>9856508>deletes dubs failurecoward>>9856539negative
>>9856548yeah i'd buy IQ, shits actually got growth potential
>>9856542you mean like how bill ayers was a convicted domestic terrorist in the 70s and 80s but then suddenly became a major DNC donor for the clintons and bama?
>>9856592no i was talking about lil' kim
>>9856610i always thought she looked like a gommie
>>9856476TLT puts isn't the way to go right now, you should actually be long TLT going into shit post.>>9856476the correction is approaching dumbass>>9856559posting in a fake thread like a cuck
>>9856620i'm going to be laughing all the way to the bank
kekso we just gonna shitpost in this thread at the dorks in the other one?>>9856559come over to my thread and say that to my face faggot and see what happens
>>9856671it doesnt matter what you want anon
>>9856674they'll either figure it out or they won't.
>>9856693im down>>9856620whats that quote from anywayssounds like some gay chink shit or sumthin
>>9856717>not buying IQ and sitting short bonds?Well hope you got some lube because you're about to get fucked in teh ass mate.
SMG THREAD WARRRRRRRS
>>9856777these faggots that are long are in for a surprise when the shit post comes, and the oil's gonna be so expensive these broke faggots will suck your dick for gasoline, but you'll have so much cash you can just fucking what ever.
>>9856803>>9856787>>9856776>>9856768>>9856763>>9856753this pleases my autism
>>9856813this is the most retarded shit we've done since we made those thousands of dollars on AMRS
>>9856826i just wish this fucking gay ass site didnt have spam filter cooldown. theres no more fun to be had spamming this shithole anymore. i gotta sit here and fill out like a thousand captchas for googles nigger ass and wait around for a cooldown, just so that i can get my tism fix
Hey my replies are in previous thread too autistic to copy paste (phoneposting)T.uso options faggot
TESLA man, it hit 355, should I sell now?
>>9856888dont ask that dude. he dont know anymore than the rest of us. hes just a lot cockier
>>9856911I trust him because of that recklessness
>>9856888>>9856911>>9856919hold teslaSell a few days after he goes on JRE podcast (elon musk)375-400 is the price target by july 10
>>9856917This guy here is a giant fruit. >>9856456
>>9856919the dudes reckless because he can afford to be with a $200 play account desu.its not even that his idea of trading off of peoples emotions is a bad one, its just that hes a fucking cocksucker
>>9856807I'm going down with the ship...Probably sholdve checked the energy reports (wednesdays)
>>9856935Which thread are we doing?Brainlethamster.jpeg
>>9856932Dunno, looks like the bottom is falling out already for today at least.
>>9856947oh damn, $14 USO is the target, you're gonna get bogged
Panic selling is taking TSLA right now. Rev up the puts?
>>9856967me and baggy are just stretching our legs. dont worry about it. this is the fruit thread>>9856947i honestly think youre probably gonna be ok so long as you dont run into too much theta decay desu. its headed up now>>9856978maybe if its not quick, but i think itll make at LEAST one new ATH this year. theres too much that could happen
First. Gonna start a new thread
Leave this shit thread, they didn't get the title right >>9856456>>9856456>>9856456>>9856456 REAL THREAD
>>9856978I got 13 calls 8 1714.70 seems too high after the news jews started kvetching about muh poor families gas bills etc 6 million etc
Are raytheon, lockheed, Boeing etc good holds right now?With was winding down and the recent peace summit with NK, do you think they'll be on a downtrend? Its been steadily decreasing already these past few weeks.
Momentum over for now. Should close below open. This will prompt panic selling tomorrow if it does.
>>9857024There's 3 threads now: >>9856979OP should have deleted this one, since it was posted 2nd and he is too stupid to get the title correct.
>>9857043Wars winding down*
>>9857054i strive to be australian someday
christ delete one of the threads already
>>9857076no its just the day i got banned from cuckchan i guess
>>9857076I sure hope so
Reeeeeeee which fuggin thread? Atleast make it 4 threads my autism can't take odd numbers fuuuuccckkkk
>>9857119there's only 1 thread, your autism is fucked m8
>>9857119Real thread: >>9856456This thread for for fruit
THIS is the official thread, it has a better image in the catalog!
>>9857140and tripsand moar frutesbut imma nuke it bye bye
>>9857157if you nuke the /smg/ i'll have no place to post
Which ETF will do best during the upcoming crash?
>>9857174all part of the plan my friendalso does sage work on this board?lets nuke this biatch
>>9857177no i meant the smart meals general were intotes thought we were on /ck/my bad
>>9857188The bears are going to eat this for breakfast. TSLA just reported to fire 9% of its workforce. Hard to make those numbers without those people.
>>9857212+20 dayonly going to be a +15 dayOH GOD THE HORROR
>>9857221this but unironically>>9857212>TSLA just reported to fire 9% of its workforce. Hard to make those numbers without those people.wewsauce?
>>9857241>>9857212probably solar people that get fired and minorities, just getting the avg IQ up a lil
first for BWEN
>>9857241uh, Tesla doesn't care about money honey, they are in it for the technology and diversity
>>9857254>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1006597562156003328eliminating wagecucks, move along
>>9857401im actually unironically thinking the same thingit fucks with phone normies really hard too(though i like some of the phonefags here even if they ARE fags)
>>9857401Hell yeah, this is kind of fun
>>9857243I told you faggots to be short that shit, but no, don't listen to bagholder, he just smashes puss and shit posts. These threads have gone down hill.
>>9857426the autism is spreading...yess........>mfw>>9857429also this thoi dont wanna get too smaht here or something
>>9857336The people but with small head twitter reply is fucking hillarious.https://twitter.com/shegotsmallhead
>>9857429it's ok, nobody said you have to leave.
alsoMODZplease move this thread to /ck/ where it belongsim a faggot and cant delete this shit
>>9857469im thinking ill prolly catch another ban for this.you know of any good VPNs for this fucking site? shouldnta dun it, but i did, and now here we are.if you know any, post em on teh bunker desu senpai
>>9857473>>9857506also4 the record, i did TRY to delete the thrad, but it was too latewhich begs the question tho, are there mods on this board at all, or are they /ourguys/ and dgaf?
>>9857488only the HIGH IQ masterrace can post in /smg/ now
>>9857595thats a good point anon.and were usually a pretty tidy generalmy tism just got the best of me desu
buy SMG. they just underwent a split, shareholder value is through the roof
>>9857628i dont know m8, my IQ is too low
IM DRUNK AS FUCK IS THIS THE REAL THREAD TWITTER FALLING AND I'M MAKING MONEY
Reminder that if you dont buy a share of BRK.A before Buffett-sama's death, you have failed him
MY IQ IS HIGH AS SHIT I AM A MASTER TRADER
>>9857657take the redpill, both threads are real and fake
TSLA FALLING!!!ONLY UP $8
>>9857698I'm sure BRK will pump on the new's of Buffett's death. Investors will buy that shit up for sentimental reasons. Anyone who owns a single share of BRK.A will become incredibly wealthy.
Have you bought SNAP yet anon?
>>9857681When my accumulation of BRK.B catches up to the share price of BRK.A, I plan to buy a share.
>>9857714do us all a favor and write a script to bypass this fucking faggot captcha. so sick of doing google analytics job for them
>>9857745I thought SNAP was dead. Is this a good entry point?
>>9857783because elon musk personality cult
>>9857788i hope moot gets fucking shot desuas well as that gawker slut he was getting cucked by>>9857791alright.this one
>>9857791low IQ poster detected
>>9857808Some of us are phone fags at work. Still hilarious tho
>>9857783 →Too fucking bad m8. Welcome to shit posting hell.
>>9857825investors usually like layoffs
>>9857663The days of becoming a millionaire from crypto are dead, you dumb faggots.
Tfw ive been on vacation for thr past two weeksTfw im in a timezone 7 hours ahead and trade from 4pm to 11pmTfw im up thousands of dollars while i kick back on beaches and stay in nice hotelsTfw traders life is the best lifeTfw drunk and no gf
>>9857784Yes. Close to 52 week low/floor and will report better results in Q3 due to their redesign of the failed redesign. They will start making money EOY, and It will go on a TWTR like run in a year. Cap this.Too many people use their product for them not to monetize properly. Once they monetize more effectively, the stock will launch.
so this is the end .... of /smg/
>>9857906Yeah, well, it's nice when it's nice. But we all know there are days when you're thousands of dollars up, as well as thousands of dollars down. Have as many former, and as few latter as possible, anon. Enjoy. Also, get a gf, maybe even wife. It changes perspective in an interesting way. New developments.
>>9857879Actually, becoming a millionaire from crypto is still very easy.If you starts as a billionaire.
this is the most boring day for AMD this year. Could have sworn it would hit $16 today
SeekingAlpha just published an article on Dollar Tree. I've been holding since 80. Should I sell?
>>9858430can't find it. Link?Yea, I would hold. I bought after most recent slump, and I'm planning on holding at least to 88-90.
>>9858430>>9858620I sold. 12% return is good for me and I'll buy on the next dip.
>>9858620Yes but buy back in later, they'll be worth an ungodly amount in 5 years
>leave for a couple hours>not only am i not banned, but both threads are up still>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.pngim sure you know what this means, /smg/.with our combined autism we could easily slide ALL crypto threads off the board and reclaim our homeland. our zion.
>>9859268/biz/ for the /smg/ites our promised landed is now
>>9859373Praise be to the Bogdanovs.
>>9859481IT'S OUR BOARD AGAIN! FUCK THE PAJEETY COIN SHIT POSTERS!
>>9859358our people are unironically the only ones putting out any OC at all right now too (other than forced waifufaggotry for pajeet scam coins and the like. and no ones stupid enough to buy link anymore, so thats ded too). i dont mind the /biz/raelis that were here before the balfour declaration, but these ashkenazim that came from various parts of asia are here for one thing, and one thing only:TO STEAL OUR HOMELANDAND OUR WAY OF LIFEWE MUST DRIVE THE CRYPTOKIDDIES INTO THE SEA!!!
>>9859653we will have four threads tomorrow and five the next dayautists will not rest until the entire board is /smg/
>>9859653You better believe this is the new normal. We're taking our streets back
>>9859526/SMG/U ACKBAR!!!!>>9859626yes, my brotherwe can no longer sit idly by in our general thread, waiting to die. we can no longer simply throw stones and insults at the invaders.we must reclaim our home and make it a place where all /smg/inians can worship the bogs in peace.>>9859653relax, this kinda just happened by accident.but we WILL reclaim our homeland.dont you see nikkei, my brother?
>>9859739REEEEEEEEEEEE TEH PROFIT CAUSED THISAS EXPECTED OF TEH PROFIT
i gotta split rnbut if anyone can edit this into saying /smg/ somewhere, then the jihad can officially start
>>9859768i cannot help that the lord has chosen to speak through me, my brother.like i said. it just sort of happened>>9859706we mustnt be too hasty my brotherwe must plan this attack carefully. we must harness our OC. then when the time is right, we will wipe the /biz/realis from the map.
>$CMCSA price just shat itself>ATT merger went through>Comcast pretty much greenlit to acquire Fox assetsDo I increase my position in CMCSA?It's already 20% of my portfolio.
>>9859669Lisa Su has more test than most CEOs
After HMNY pops up over $2.50, it's going to fall back down below $0.20 and then back up to $7. If you play this right, you could be a millionaire in a couple months.
What were your buzzer plays?I picked up some LRCX and USO at the buzzer. Oil is looking to make a move
>>9859653Only if you stop posting those gay chinese cartoon pics.