/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.9855103]

> 999^666 dodecazillion coin premine (infinity % of both max and circulating supplies).
> all the exchanges keeps crashing, devs have already said they will never fix it. All funds will be lost FOREVER
>main dev is going to jail for lifetime after being charged for uploading CP on the BTC blockchain in 2015, the FBI is raiding his home as I write this
> other devs can't work without the main dev, so Dero will be discontinuing in six microseconds
> community manager already banned all discord members. Discord server is now community manager talking to herself, alone.
> worse than 0xBitcoin, and that says everything
> nobody can even tell if Dero is written in Golang because they won't release their closed-source code. Insiders says it's written on punchcards
> chain was downed in seconds by a single user instigating a DDoS attack using the first computer ever made connected to a telegraph station with a semaphore tower, and the blockchain STILL hasn't recovered (now with more than 666 different forks)
> website is outdated and has javascript that mines PotCoin in your back
> Dero team promised that Atlantis would deliver 1 bazillion tps but only does barely 1 transaction per geological era
> dev team only speak a neanderthal language previously believed to be extinct. Community manager barely can translate it, and invents phrases
> Atlantis was supposed to do 0.01^99 nanosecond blocktime, but is now averaging 1 block per century
>marketing will never exist. They plan to keep the coin for themselves only, meaning nobody must know about its existence.
> coin price barely remaining stable, and will need to be paired to DOGE soon, while other projects moon left and right
> some of the world's top archeologists are now putting forward the hypothesis that "Dero" is neanderthal word for "scam"

[Anonymous No.9855272]

> mfw OP isn't funny anymore.

Same thread again and again...