I need to apologize

[Anonymous No.9847460]

It's my fault the market is doing so poorly. I've known this for a while, and I think it's time I explain. I held around 2,000 LINK at the high of $1.30/LINK. I was a worthless neet, and caved to the pressure of my family and friends to pay bills and buy food. I had to sell all but a mere 100 LINK (about $25 today) to survive. My conscious reality is warped around my will, and I have willed myself since last fall to "make it" off of chainlink. Unfortunately, 100 LINK won't be enough, so the universe has bent to my will and is suppressing the price until I can accumulate more. I have good news, however. I will be starting a new, well paying job in July. By the end of August/early September I will have bought back into LINK. I suspect this is when the price will recover. Until then, it will be impossible for LINK to break $2 due to my shear will. Fret not, for once I've recovered my stack $1,000/LINK EOY is all but confirmed. Don't lose faith anons, I'll get us through this.

[Anonymous No.9847484]

>>9847460
that doesn't make sense, because the protagonist of reality is me, not you. You guys are just NPCs.

[Anonymous No.9847593]

I'm an npc, but i'm learning how to exert my will on this world.
One day I'll find and kill the players, just for a challenge.
Then we're taking this show on the road.

[Anonymous No.9847672]

>>9847460
We have hit peak delusion