/biz/, I need your help

[Anonymous No.9829560]

What are some of the highest paying office jobs where you litteraly don't have to get off your ass for 8 hours per day?

[Anonymous No.9829587]

>>9829560
Government contracting doing software engineering.
6 figures but you're still a wagecuck.

[Anonymous No.9829605]

>>9829587
>Government contracting doing software engineering.
how do you get this job? do i need formal education like a degree or is my github good enough

>t. NEET

[Anonymous No.9829613]

>>9829587
rather be a wagecuck than be on disabillity benefits for 45 years of my life

[Anonymous No.9829621]

>>9829560
PPC ad specialist, but they're all bubbly chads and staceys

[Anonymous No.9829731]

>>9829605
>>9829613
Best get a CS or SWE degree, but I've got coworkers who did not graduate.
In that case you definitely need to show prowess/talent for the interview - just be familiar with basic bitch CRUD MVC web app development (copy paste coding) and all the frameworks involved and you can get this job or most any other junior web dev job out there for some private enterprise company. Also certifications and github probably help.

[Anonymous No.9829844]

>>9829731
>Best get a CS or SWE degree
What are either of these things

[Anonymous No.9830033]

>>9829844
Computer Science or Software Engineering.

Since I'm assuming you won't want to waste more money on university, learn these things and find a junior web dev or client support with prospects of moving to development job:

MVC/Backend
- Java: Spring Framework
- C#: .NET MVC & Entity Framework
- Node.js and Express

Persistence:
- SQL (any flavor: TSQL, MySQL, PostgreSQL)
- MongoDB

Front-end:
- HTML
- CSS (then after that learn SCSS or LESS)
- JavaScript (the language behind the following:)
- Either React or Angular (best learn both Angular 1 and Angular 2+ separately for a better chance of finding a company who may still be using 1)

Also wouldn't hurt you to learn a bit about architecture - Maybe try using AWS for a free EC2 instance and S3 bucket for practice.

Additional notes:
- This is a comprehensive list - If you knew everything here, you'd be fairly well regarded in interviews, so it's a lot to learn. Instead, try finding a specific company you want to target first, then learn what THEY use specifically for their interview first.

[Anonymous No.9830160]

>>9830033
Forgot to mention:
Gov't Contracting is an easy win because it's literally an anti-efficiency game of filling seats for a contract, so find a company that does gov't contracting and become an employee there - They will move you from contract to contract every few years and they do not give a fuck how skilled you are. You are there to fill a seat so the company can bill the government for you.