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Davao Death Squad Edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:
Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendar:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

Basic rundown on Options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread: >>9801413

>> No.9804660
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First for Conagra Foods

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SIX MINUTES UNTIL POWER HOUR

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15.2848 +0.39 (+2.65%)

$40 is assured

>> No.9804673

>>9804610
>>9804612
>>9804626

Is DF a meme or for real?

>HMNY
>IQ
>CARV
>TLT puts
>One of these things is not like the others

Someone pls redpill me I've been out of the loop for the last three weeks.

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Good God I'm the worst baker in the world I forgot the title. And when I used to bake more often I'd put the title in the Name slot...

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>>9804678

>> No.9804693

>>9804673
DF is not a meme, also the correct answer in that list is CARV, i'll save you the trouble of anons giving you the run around for their own amusement.

>> No.9804694

Oil prices are heading lower this year and even lower in 2019, JP Morgan forecasts
Oil prices are heading for a downturn later this year and will sink even lower in 2019 as the fundamentals of supply and demand weaken, J. P. Morgan forecasts.
Crude futures could have one last "hurrah" if OPEC eases its production caps, but the rally would likely be short-lived, the bank says.
Growth in oil consumption looks weaker than anticipated due to softer-than-expected economic growth in Europe, Latin America and the Middle East.


OIL AND ENERGY IS SHIT

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OH FUCK I JUST HIT GREEN

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>>9804660
My new favorite food stocks:
KR
GIS
K
CPB
INGR
THS

>>9804647
PLEASE DO NOT TRADE ON MY ADVICE, I AM TERRIBLE.
But I am excited to try SVXY harvesting. It relies on the desperate belief in the golden bull run

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>>9804673
You are asking if Dean Foods, the MILK MONOPOLY is a meme? JUST BUY IT NYA JUST BUY IT NYA

>> No.9804715

How do i fucking invest in a private company

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>>9804704
(((big lactose))) shill at it again!!!

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>>9804693
>>9804700

Thanks, just bought 20 shares of DF.

>>9804704
nyanyananahanyanya?

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>>9804700
The golden bull implies the next 50 year breakout, aka a 100x in the SP500
Buffet says the Vix is gambling, a simple non-leveraged position in the SP500 will suffice

and the DOW to 1 million

>> No.9804735

>>9804715
Invest in its suppliers

>> No.9804736
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>NEW PARADIGM:
U N L O C K E D
N
L
O
C
K
E
D

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>>9804684
But you linked the previous thread and didn't fuck up options basics, 7/10 you pass

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>>9804721
Congrats, you're in the based dairy biz now.

>> No.9804750
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Buy the DOW
Small specs about to get rekt for the umpeeth time this power hour

>> No.9804751

>>9804738
I'll link the pastebin I guess. Whoever made it ought to edit the part about the /smg/ hedgefund out, unless the guy who made it brought it back.

https://pastebin.com/1gXukuuP

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>>9804749
I'm excited because based Drumpfykins is gonna bring back American agriculture and we're literally gonna sell rice and milk to chinks.

>> No.9804767

>>9804729
I must leverage to fulfill my gambling addiction.
Didn't buffet trade on on margin 1.8?

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>>9804736
Shit!
Fucking bogged!
I bet the Jews were behind this again!

>> No.9804789

>>9804749
>>9804762

Oh btw does Dec 21 $11 Calls for DF sound like a good idea?

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>>9804767
buffet has special access and wont get liquified
He has said many times the VIX is for degenerate gamblers
He always say never use borrowed money, because over 20 years or sooner youll get fucked
Leverage not needed if you have buffet vision

>> No.9804807

>>9804789
I bought Dec 21 $10 calls, wanted to buy for a later date but that's as far as it goes.

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>>9804736
>WORST POWER HOUR IN THE HISTORY OF POWER HOURS

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CAN BKS FALL ALREADY? MY PUTS NEED TO HIT STRIKE PRICE

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>>9804736
I want a refund

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>>9804736
Where's my volitility? They said there'd be a break out.

>> No.9804899

TRUMP TALKING ABOUT REMOVING FEDERAL MARIJUANA BAN

BUY MJ

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>>9804895
>Not harvesting SVXY
SAD

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>>9804899
>tfw no pot stocks on RH

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>>9804916
MJ is on robinhood you dumb stoner

>> No.9804938

>>9804926
sex

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>>9804736

>> No.9804948

>>9804899
Through congress

>congress

If he said he wanted to reschedule marijuana that's the pump signal. "Maybe support" a congressional effort is NOTHING

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Its a buying spree
buy everything you can
buy random stocks reccomended to you on robinfeel
buy buy buy!

>> No.9804950

>>9804736
>>9804895
>>9804940
So...all this replying to yourself. Have you developed /smg/ induced schizophrenia like Big5 as well?

>> No.9804961

>>9804949
15.275 +0.39 (+2.59%)

AMD momentum puts it up towards $17. can't believe people are missing this train

>> No.9804987

>>9804954

Bull run on weed is not over.

>> No.9804988

I just bought Comcast, I dont give a FUCK!

>> No.9804990
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lets start off real slow and tender
lube your gay little tight assholes up for the big barry beast coming
we're doing 13F filings
that's 13F for the 13 tribes FUCKING tribes of israel
it's an financial report that lists a fund's positions
its like peakin under its skirt and seeing how long its cute bitch boy cock is
you get all of it's holding listed like so
https://www.insidermonkey.com/hedge-fund/dafna+capital+management/359/
this is a weblink
pic related is a portfolio

>> No.9804996

>>9804916
MJ, CRON, CGC

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see this kinky fucker has some ass cancer company shares stuff all up in his fund
thats a whole 10.3% of his fund on LOXO
could be he's shorting it, could be he bought it
could be he sold all of it since the last report let us see his junk

>> No.9805001

>>9804916
Don't fall for the "muh weed stocks" meme.

>> No.9805019
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>>9805000
>>9804990
sometimes you spot a good one some fag's had stuck up his portfolio for years
good chance its a satisfying investment
always a good idea to pick up on these
sometimes its some celebrity bottom slut that shills his positions in the media
he's been shilling his gm bags for fucking years
looks like it's been performing for as long as he's had it hough
and the fuckers a genius keeps printing pumping money like it was coming out of bernanke's dick
so you know GM's a good slut to put your fat capital stack in when the mood's right

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>>9804899
Of course he is
Trump is 420 for lyfe mah nigguh

>> No.9805030

>>9804990
>its like peakin under its skirt and seeing how long its cute bitch boy cock is

LEWD

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>>9804950
Probably

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>>9804990
check out these top performing fuckboys better watch out for them
there retards just buy a bunch of HOT stocks and try to ride the trend without getting fucked (they always do)

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>>9805000
Looks like loxo ass raped him kek

>> No.9805046

>>9804673
It's a meme. Do your own DD. Sales have fallen dramatically in the last two years. They've been cutting back production to deal with low demand. Idk why everyone is shilling milk.. I think it's because the chart looks like its nearing a reversal but in reality this stock is going to take a very long time to recover. If you wanna hold it for a couple years, then sure... it's not a meme. But I like fast money, fuck dean

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>>9805036
get a load of spergboi here putting half his 5 billion hedge fund in netflix
what did it get him laid or something fucking fag
this is not how you manage a portfolio

>> No.9805054

>>9805043
You're going to get banned for that one, pray to the mods for mercy

>> No.9805059
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this is the chosen one's portfolio
he's got a fat wad in this al taliban stock
real solid
this is also a good idea stock to stuff in your portfolio
alright you sluts for leather it's question time ask away

>> No.9805063

>>9805051
>netflix
>avis
>facebook

He is going with the meme strategy. netflix is relying on greater idiots right now. Roku is a better play than it right now.

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>>9805046
delet this

>> No.9805075

>>9805054
Hopefully. Didn't he already get in trouble for the necrophile thing?

>> No.9805079

>>9805059
All dat MU

>> No.9805085
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>>9805046
>he wants fast money? Wipe out his entire portfolio

>> No.9805095

>>9805079
smartphone demand is weakening, not sure if that will matter for MU that much.

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Today was a good day. What about you guys?

>> No.9805108
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>>9805099
Well played anon

>> No.9805118

>>9805099
What were your picks?

>> No.9805125

>>9805054
Hey comf you still planning on doing a twitch event today? I want to tune in

>> No.9805129
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>>9805099
about to close 2% up this week and at /all time highs/

>> No.9805130

>>9805099
>Quick!
>DAMP IT!

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>>9805099
I'm just playing with beer money, but I had some comfy gains. I'm betting $MU will hit all time highs approaching their next earnings report.
Also, checked.

>> No.9805169

I bought big lots and comcast for no reason
Im up
Based

>> No.9805179
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Buy TGI

Private jets are the true lambos of this world

>> No.9805187
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Cracked 5 hundo today!

>> No.9805191
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SPY TO THE MOON
HERE WE GO LADS

>> No.9805192
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A kind reminder that all that is just money
No need to take things so seriously

>> No.9805209
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bumb et

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>>9805179
DIAMONDS
footfag anon gimme dat source

>> No.9805257

>>9805187
Charge your phone

>> No.9805260
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POOMP IT MON
POOMP EEET

>> No.9805272

>>9805257
It’s plugged in don’t worry

>> No.9805276

>>9805243
Only if you buy TGI with me

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The golden bull is just getting started too, what a time to be alive

>> No.9805291

>>9805191
>Quick! Quick! Pump it before they figure out what's going on!

>> No.9805305

Canopy and Aphria making a try for green close. 4 minutes...

>> No.9805313

>>9805276
>>9805243
Okay fine here
https://twitter.com/hi_iro

>> No.9805334

DONE

>> No.9805335

Its over
clean up your desks, and leave!

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>>9805313
Thanks fren

>> No.9805371

>>9805305
Got it! In the green by 4 cents and 3 cents respectively.

>> No.9805376
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>>9805289
Bears btfo yet again

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>no break out until final 10 minutes
>continues dumping after hours
Th-thanks, you t-too!

>> No.9805427

>>9805371
Also i would like to offer a friendly GET FUCKED to the broker who put up that huge sell wall on APH at 11.98.

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>>9805419
>getting matches on tinder
>has a large portfolio
REEEEEEE RICH NORMALFAGS OUT OUT OUT

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>>9805099
>Asleep from 8am to 3:40pm

Can't complain

>> No.9805485

>>9805462
Comfer you sound like you're cute from your voice on the podcast, why don't you meet girls on tinder?

>> No.9805503
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Today was my first red day in a while. I can only buy once a day during power hour due to my schedule and I bought a bunch of IQ today, knowing I might close red. But I'm ok with playing chase on this stock. I did a bit of DD last night and have been watching for a couple days regretting not pulling the trigger. Once it recovers on Monday I'm gonna keep a loose stop loss, maybe 8% and let the thing run.

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Buhaased
Buhmb Ot

>> No.9805523

>>9805485
Aw thx. Because I'm a solid 6.5 out of 10, and I can't compete with the Chads. I can get matches with fatties whenever, but I can't be a chubby chaser, I haven't fallen that low.

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>>9805523
why not just make easy money by going on Wheel of Fortune?

>> No.9805546

>>9805523
Same, being long haired gook that looks like a gay s*yboy liberal isn't attractive to women, apparently.

>> No.9805556

>>9805539
>>9805546
HERE WE GO BOYS, LETS ALL APPLY
http://www.wheeloffortune.com/jointheshow/

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>>9805546
When I get rich I'll start a dating app specifically for average people, but ban fatties.
It will be the dawn of a new age!

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>>9805462
>mfw get matches from guys and girls, but have no clue how talk to women
Time for buy another cat

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>>9805556
ok but that final round is pretty hard
can you deal with the timer?

>> No.9805601

>try to apply
>error

>> No.9805626

>>9805587
No. Final round I'll just jump on the wheel, take a massive shit and then spin it.

>>9805569
I feel. My kitty is bae. She kills a lot of mice and birds though, but it makes me proud

>> No.9805638

>>9805556
I think the website is borked. I WANT TO SPIN AND WIN you motherfuckers!

>> No.9805652

>>9805560
I would back you 1000%. This whole 'fat is beautiful' thing drives me nuts. Theres literally only two things that turn me off. One is a racial preference, the other is fat. It's like 50% of the population is fat. So now theres half as many girls out there to choose from and the same number of guys to compete with. If you're a white girl, and your average weight, I would probably sleep with you, as much as I hate to admit to being that easy.

>> No.9805667

>>9805046

Isn't Trump aggressively pushing American dairy in terms of trade with Canada and Europe?

Seems like a smart buy IMO. I just went all in.

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>>9805277
Pssshhh... Nothin personnel... Kid...

>>9805462
This time it was just the stupid little push notification that they used to try to yank you back into their platform
>pic related
95% of chicks on tinder that will actually meet up with you with are fucking whales, the rest will flake if you can even get them to respond.
I've heard eHarmony and Coffee Meets Bagels are actually decent for dudes since the userbase has a heavy female bias, but fuck creating another profile.
>>9805560
Oh yeah, the fucking whales I mentioned are professionals at hiding their fat.
I know the whole "just take face pics trick"
They know other shit; it's fucking magic.

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uhhhh wheres the end of week podcast comfy? Im about to eat my daily toad in the hole
can you uhhh speed it up?

>> No.9805734

>>9805667
No hes not, he taxed EU on steel, EU AND Canada retaliated by taxing US agricultural imports... and I believe EU did the same. So it's exactly the opposite of what you said. Our agricultural commodities are probably going to take a hit this quarter or next quarter.

>> No.9805740

>>9805733
this
I need it for my sanity
pls comfy

>> No.9805779

>>9805733
>>9805740
I'm sorry I'll hurry!

>> No.9805786

>>9805733
Plz take a picture of your road in the hole. I had to wikipedia that is sounds awesome man

>> No.9805792

>>9805779
Comfy !
Tell them to get fucked

>> No.9805802

>>9805779
no comfy dont hurry we need a polished podcast! take your time comfy!

>> No.9805845

didnt know you guys had a podcast
link pls
t. infrequent lurker

>> No.9805859

>>9805779
Don't stress about it, dude. We can watch it whenever the next one comes out.

>> No.9805863
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>>9805786
its my favorite food
I eat it everyday!

>> No.9805879

>>9805863
where is the sausage ?
Only bread and egg, it looks like poverty food

>> No.9805900

>>9805863
That looks sadder than my cold pop tart. What’s in it?

>> No.9805906

>>9805879
I made a hotdog instead
my diet is all Toad in the holes and Hotdogs

>> No.9805920

>>9805900
its just egg and bread

>> No.9805927

>>9805900
cut hole in toast
crack egg in hole in toast
cook on pan

nice alternative to french toast

>> No.9805928

>>9805906
>Hotdogs
Now we are talking

>> No.9805937

>>9805927
bread not toast

>> No.9805938

>>9805906
Also, eat some fruits and vegetables man
Stay healthy to keep shitposting with us

>> No.9805955

>>9805845
REEEEEEspond pls

>> No.9805974
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9805974

Hey there stock bros just wanted to say that I'm happy to read your opinions and I hope you have a great day or evening. <3 I love these threads good vibes!

>> No.9805978

>>9805955
>>9805845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zJt9jEzx58

>> No.9805980
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>>9805938
I grow cucumbers and eat those

>> No.9805991
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9805991

Im a Broker in new york, who wants to buy some stocks, pic related is my pick from last month (my clients bought just under $20)

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is this what success feels like

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>>9805978
THANKS

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>>9805980
Nice !

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MILK TARIFFS FROM CANADA NO LONGER HAPPENING

>> No.9806034

>>9805991
I’ll give you 40 shekels each

>> No.9806061

>>9805991
show circumcized dick or gtfo

>> No.9806062
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The updated Schwab app doesn't let me take screenshots anymore. Boooo.

>> No.9806066

who here riding CMH

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>>9806029

>> No.9806086

>>9806029
Nikkei will be pleased

>> No.9806087
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>>9806029
>implying Dean's needs a tariff to dominate the dairy market.

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Is there actually a chance HMNY could turn it around?

>> No.9806107

>>9806067
So the shill about DF was a bet on that ?

But I am still bearish on Dean's because they can't compete with Canadian milk that comes in bags (lower COGS) and DF has no money to invest in bag packaging machines

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>>9806100
Thanks. I needed a good laugh.

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>>9806100

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>>9806107
COMMUNIST.GOOBLEGOOK
Based Trump will pump the shit out of deans, he always has my back

>> No.9806153

>>9806100
yes, if they double their prices and consumers accept it

>> No.9806174

>>9806100
It's being run by a literal Jew with Israeli dual citizenship.
You could short the fucking thing and still lose money.
>t. bleeding puts
I bet he's going to run the damn thing like DRYS.

>> No.9806193

>>9806153
Ted Farnsworth needs to go first and foremost.

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>>9806174
Excuse me I am up 3 entire dollars on my put.

>> No.9806260

>>9806196
Wait a minute.
Are you using a strike price of 1$ for your put?

>> No.9806297

anyone bumping the newest Kanye?

>> No.9806341

PEP is going "STR8 to 108!"

>> No.9806415
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9806415

It usually takes maybe 3 minutes for the podcast audio to save. It's been 5 and I'm only at 11%
REEEEE WHY IS THIS WORLD SO CRUEL

>> No.9806491
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9806491

Fell for the dude weed lmao meme. Fuck you Canada.
At least AMD kept me from going too red.

Any hope for GERN? I'm averaged around $4.30, and surprised it's dipped as much as it has, seeing as there was a bunch of hype a bit ago.

>> No.9806516

Does anyone here actually do any security analysis or is it all just buying and praying

>> No.9806531
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9806531

>>9806491
Really
Would you really entrust your money to a pothead ?

>>9806516
I do but I am lazy and procrastinate a lot
The joke is, I want to enroll into a school and do that for a living

>pic related
ROAD is still a BUY senpai

>> No.9806530

>>9806491
lol what the fuck are you doing man?

>> No.9806548

>>9806260

>> No.9806562
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>>9806260
>>9806548
oops

>> No.9806590

>>9806516
yes, I once computed GE was worth $15/share after the November dividend cut then FOMO'd in once it bounced off $15.50 then they considered cutting the dividend again and now I'm very red on it.

>> No.9806629

>>9806590
That is why I hate heavily indebted companies with poor margins and a history of reckless acquisitions (lel synergy).
Also, name and prestige mean nothing for a company.

>> No.9806657

>>9806629
Only boomers care about name and prestige. Every person over 60 I talk to about stocks always rides these old rotted from the inside out companies. That or they just care about the dividends (though GE doesn't seem to be able to deliver on those either)

>> No.9806669

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ_QM-fY-jA

NEW PODCAST

>> No.9806728

>>9806590
>>9806629
But having said that, I just remember that company, CHEF
I wanted to short it because it is almost like what I described in my previous post

But in reality, by buying out smaller local food wholesalers, CHEF acquired a local footprint (warehouses) and the customer bases. And suddenly, all the SKUs of CHEF are available in the new location and thus, organically driving up the revenues of the new location

The stock is risky because of its debts and the low margin inherent to the sector. Besides, I am not up to date on their recent activities (because I am a lazy fuck who needs to be stimulated).

But it is worth doing DD on it.

>> No.9806729

>>9806669
YES

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>>9806669
>no interviews
he let us down again

>> No.9806739

>>9806669
BASED

>> No.9806744

>>9806735
REEEEE I'M WAITING FOR MY NEW MIC

>> No.9806754

>>9806669
>anons calling in
no anon we're too scared
>normie friends
dont remind me :(

>> No.9806920

>>9806657
Usually, dividends are given because the management can't find an efficient use for the money the company earns.

That should raise some questions :
- is the market mature ? is the market growing or shrinking ? what is the company's market share ? what about the competitors ?
imo all these questions should be asked in order to know if the dividend is sustainable and also if the company is correctly managed (if not, share price will tank and the dividend would hardly be a consolation)

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>>9805099
Not bad considering I was working on my life gainz and interviewing all day.

Pls dear lord let me escape from this shit hole of a state (Connecticuck)

>> No.9807015

>>9806989
Damn, 3 is of from CT in here.

>> No.9807054

>>9807015
Hopefully on my way out, half the reason I haven't sold any of my gains is to keep those grubby Jews from taxing my earnings.

>> No.9807090

>>9807054
I’m probably stuck, familial ties, but fuck, maybe we can swing red and cut the retardation coming out of the capital.

>> No.9807137

>>9806548
>>9806562
Alright, I'm going to try to stay sufficiently motivated to math this shit out, but I'm fairly certain that using 1$ puts would actually be substantially more profitable here.
I'm also going to evaluate some strategery here for deep ITM spreads on both HMNY and SDRL. Although they might be too illiquid for what I'm going to evaluate.

>>9806669
Usually when I say chink or Jew on here, it's just a meme. I don't really hate Jews and Chinese people in a true, unironic /pol/ mannerism.
(I do really fucking hate the Chinese government though)
When it comes to Jews with dual citizenship though, they might be fine people, but they are damn good at business on average. The guy running HMNY is much more likely than not to have a cornucopia of wicked trips for profiting at the expense of his shareholders.

You're fairly correct about short squeezes. 100% no meme, but sometimes it's a false positive for biz. Mainly happens with smaller and less liquid stock though.
Imagine this:
A company has 5m shares total.
1m shares exchange hands daily (volume).
4m shares sold short.
It's currently around $1.
I buy up ALL 5m shares and refuse to sell them for any less than $100.
Volume is now 0.
In order to close their short position, a shorter must pay me $100 to buy back a share.
The price of each share is now $100.
This is a short squeeze -- I'm squeezing the shorters for money.
Once the shorts have bought back all the shares, the piece of shit company goes back to being $1 per share, and the shorters lost $99 per share.

>> No.9807152

>>9806920
good post

>> No.9807164

Unironically all Kikes should be Impaled, unironically

>> No.9807177

>>9807164
haha cool it Nikkei
n-nice joke

>> No.9807241

>>9806669
For anons calling in, you could advertise a time that you're going to be taking calls by putting the medium for the call-ins (website URL?), date, and time in the OP.
This thread is most active during market hours, but you could easily get people to call in on a Sunday or Saturday instead at whatever time is most convenient for you by leaving frequent thread reminders starting a few days beforehand.

>> No.9807280

>>9807164
Cheers bro.

>> No.9807363

>>9806920
A dividend isn't a bad thing though but if they can find good use for the money to reinvest than obviously thats probably better

>> No.9807395

VRTX was solid today

>> No.9807446
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>they doubt the power of reinvesting dividends

Compounding interests in the most powerful force in the universe

When buying a share, you buy the company and their profits. Selling the share is selling the company, recieving dividends is reciving a share of the profit of the company you own

>> No.9807500

>>9807446
BRK.B doesn't have dividends.

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>>9807500
SIR! I Am well aware of thatBRK.B is my personnel savings account, I buy this instead of the SP500 or DOW because its Buffets version

>> No.9807600

>>9807545
you have failed Buffet-sama unless you won BRK.A

>> No.9807620

>>9807500

No, but they make it very clear that their objective is growth and not dividends. I love my BRK.B shares. But dividend paying shares play an important role for people like me whose primary income stream is interest, dividends, and capital gains distributions. There's obviously a role in the market for both types of companies.

>> No.9807635

>>9807363
Yeah definitely
A company that is not giving back its earnings despite not having other room growth is bad (because dead money)

I am actually invested in a japanese pachinko company. Revenues are shrinking but they are the leader of this particular industry and I forecast they can maintain their current dividends (8% yield). Their latest financial report was a nice surprise because they managed they squeeze some more margins.

Besides, it is a purely Japanese domestic company, earning money and giving it back to shareholders in JPY, which is nice during these times of geopolitical memeing

>> No.9807641

>>9807600
I need more time!

>> No.9807665

>>9807635
hey, its you Pachinko-anon! Did the CEO ever get back to you?

>> No.9807666

>>9807545
>BRK.B is my personnel savings account
Stocks are my savings account too, but I like the way you put that lol I hold way too much risk.

>>9807641
>admitting to being a small spec like the rest of us

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>>9807641
>Buffet has said Class A shares will never experience a stock split because he believes the high share price attracts like-minded investors.
>you will never be a like-minded investor before Buffett-sama's death

>> No.9807932

>>9807720
>implying he will ever die

>> No.9807955

>>9805863
Love this shit, but I call it eggy in a basket. Perfect way to eat a nicely done fried egg with a melty yolk. Genius tier breakfast option.

>> No.9807966

I just want to take this oppurtunity to shill YUM
Ive been waiting for an entry, and it doesnt come! Please go all in, so the Bogs will doomp it!

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>>9805978
>>9806007
>>9806669
top kek kneepad girl got banned?

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9808187

how many of you trade options? where did you guys learn how to do it?

>> No.9808306

>>9808187
Almost exclusively SPY options. Paper trade and learn the Greeks.

>> No.9808370

>>9808187
I only trade options. I learned from reading up and making countless mistakes.

>> No.9808378

>>9808187
Forget to tell you where I read up on it. Ameritrade's website has excellent education on the topic.

>> No.9808396

>>9808155
Hopefully it’s a perma

>> No.9808415

Whats a good average growth for equities?

I've been pondering this, as I'm currently up 4.36% on them since I started May 17. But I was wondering, am I actually behind and I need to fix myself or am I doing ok?

>> No.9808454

>News of Saudis increasing production before the OPEC meeting hits right after futures close
Brilliant. There's gonna be a lot of anxious weekend bagholders.

>> No.9808460

>>9808415
at least 10% per year or you fail

>> No.9808475

>>9808415
May 17 as in last month or a year ago?

>> No.9808478

>>9808475
Last month.

>> No.9808670

>>9806669
I’m gonna call repeatedly and yell “BUY HMNY” then hang up.

>> No.9808726

>>9808415
>>9808415
Look at DJIA, or S&P 500. If you are beating that, you're doing well.

>> No.9808999

fucking of course. first time off in 8 days straight and it's the weekend. .... what do you guys do when the market is closed? keep in mind no friends

>> No.9809033

>>9808999
Nice trips

One thing that got brought up ITT a while ago is painting when the market is closed.
I might buy a Bob Ross paint set. It'd be comfy

>> No.9809830

>>9808999
>fishing
>working on my cabin(shack)
>lot of volunteer work

>> No.9810504

>>9808454
Oh boy

>> No.9810800

>>9807665
nope :(

>> No.9810828

>>9804802
https://youtu.be/M9ikpJgTI0E

>> No.9810926

>>9810828
Love this guy but didn't he get fucked over exactly by being over leveraged? Might not be the way to make the point you're trying to make.

>> No.9810936

>>9805667
theyll never import cause they have controlled ag supply and way higher standards than us dairy

>> No.9810979

>>9810936
DF can't compete with milk coming in bags
And they have no margin and little liquidity to start a marketting compaign to entice people to drink moar milk

>> No.9811160
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I HATE WEEKENDS

I WANNA TRADE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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how do I harvest SVXY