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>*the american wakes up*
>"how can i fuck up the market today?"

>> No.9797541
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That would be awesome

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>*wakes up*
>Checks $100,000 worth of debt
>Sees the local high school has turned into a shooting gallery
>put on maga hat and go to my underpaid job
But at least I'm AMERICAN foriegncucks

>> No.9797559

>>9797543
you sound like a faggot

>> No.9797571

>>9797543

Communist detected

>> No.9797582
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>>9797504

>> No.9797610

>>9797571
>>9797559
Go worship the military highschool dropouts like daddy trump tells you to.

>> No.9797628

>>9797543
you forgot to mention the nigger spics and gooks part

>> No.9797661

USA USA USA the rest of u cucks can suck it

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>>9797504
>wake up
>kneel before Israeli flag and pray for the Jewish people
>moment of silence for 9/11
>ride my electric scooter across the street to McDonald's
>Eat twotwo number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>Dodge bullets crossing back to my trailer
>Check binance
>Down 0.5%
>Dump my bags

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>>9797709
Sage, weak rip-off of /lit/